>Be me >15 >Bored in English >Have twitter account

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>Be me
>15
>Bored in English
>Have twitter account "@RealRacistSnake"
>We have just begun the Romeo and Juliet unit
>It's the part where Samson and Gregory are talking about raping the Montague's women
>One of the football chads in my class does not know what rape is
>HowTheFuck.JPG
>Think of a funny Twitter post
>I post "I'm going to shoot up this school, someone has to clear the gene pool"
>flash forward to 3 hours later
>Eating lunch in bathroom as usual
>Loudspeaker goes off, it's an officer's voice
>"The school is now on lockdown, all students remain in your classrooms"
>I'm literally shitting myself
>Realize I accidentally brought my pocket knife with me to school
>Mentally preparing myself to kill a school shooter
>Loud knocks on the bathroom door
>I slowly open it up
>It's an officer, and he is placing me under arrest
>Mfw kicked out of high school for a shitpost