MBTI Thread - Know Your Type Edition

>>36415534
What is it with INFPs? I always hear so much negativity regarding them, are they really that bad?

>>36415563
The ones I've met

>qt that didn't give a shit about classes, how degenerate, and spent all day laying down on the grass. Favorite movie was Amelie. Couldn't talk with her because she was ~feeling~ all the time
>white knight cuck from a Stats class. Looks like a huge faggot because he only hangs out with girls. Legit afraid of the fuckboys in class. Your typical guitarfag
>degenerate mentally ill homo who shares cringeworthy posts about anarchofeminism (KEKKEST) and posts like if she were a white girl despite being a shitskin
>obese autist who looks like Chris Chan had a bastard child. Apologizes for everything.
>an ESFP friend's gf who is kinda cute. Always eye fucks me whenever she sees me. Thinking about cucking the idiot because it doesn't seem like he's giving her a favor

And pretty much 90% of the posts in this cesspool.

I'm not sure why people say INFPs are the most ideal type for ENTJs. I have endured dealing with feeling types for like a half life yet I'm expected to be couples with one. No fucking way

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>>36416113
Yeah see this is what Im talking about. According to pic related we're ideal for each other, but stories like yours make me think that any relationship would be a horror story. I'd try to get shit done and make something of myself while they'd alternate between wasting time and trying to survive a self inflicted crisis.

Based on who you've met, what do you think the best match for ENTJs is?

>>36416209
Honestly, I don't think there's a perfect match but from personal experience and overall research, mind you anecdotal

>INTJ
>ENTJ
>ENFJ
>ENFP
>ISFP
>ISTP
>INFJ

Are all good.

>>36415534
Wow, the flowchart actually got my type right lol.

>>36416113
Who the fuck says INFPs would go with ENTJs? ENTJs are cold hearted pragmatists willing to fuck other people over for personal gain. No INFP could stand being in the same room as them.

>>36415534
Tfw you have to validate and define yourself with Jungian pseudo-science. (Not saying horoscopes, just saying Karl Jung was fucking nuts (neat ideas tho). Give me some Freudian penis envy over this sissy shit any day.)

>>36416298
Interesting, you don't have Intps or entps on there. Some of my best friends are Intos and entps and I could totally see myself dating them if they were chicks.
>>36416362
The chart I posted here >>36416209 says so. And if it's in a chart you know it's true.

>>36416586
I forgot INTPs but I have never met an INTP girl other than online.

Not sure with ENTPs. I had a friend who was one and while she was fuckable, she was a gigantic slut. A good friend, I made her laugh and was bros with her dad. I even managed to redpill her. But a relationship? Fuck no. Besides her private life was quite shitty. Like she had some sort of mental disorder and her mom died when we were in middle school. There's the whole unreliability thing going on too. Experiences with ENTP males have been a mixed bag. So I'm not sure if I would date them if they were female.

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How do you deal with INTJ friends?

>>36417037
Maybe throw them into social situations so they'll learn to shed/hide their cringe factor

Normies are dull

>>36417037
Let them roll on their autism until they get their conscience back. Funnily enough I have never had this problem with INTJ friends. Mainly because they had to learn to overcome their social anxiety. In fact most of them are more socially open than I am.

I've met INTJ who were edgelords and tried to make them look at their cringiness. They all cried lol

>>36417222
Said the normie lord

>>36416926
The sluttiness doesn't really preclude me from dating someone. I think of it like a company, you start entry level and work your way up or out depending on ability/fit. So a girl starts off as a hookup, then moves to fuckbuddy, and keeps progressing until she doesn't deserve to get promoted anymore.

I'd just keep the slutty entp as a friends with benefits. Though if she's crazy she might not even get hired.

>>36417222
And everyone else is weird. You just gotta play the hand you're dealt.

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Namefags are crap. Period :^)

Is there any hope for ISFPs?

>>36417335
Ah yes, the ENTJ. The prime narcissist. Of course you'd be namefagging on r9k.

>>36417308
>The sluttiness doesn't really preclude me from dating someone. I think of it like a company, you start entry level and work your way up or out depending on ability/fit. So a girl starts off as a hookup, then moves to fuckbuddy, and keeps progressing until she doesn't deserve to get promoted anymore.

It doesn't preclude me either if they know their place as fuckbuddies. But having a long term relationship is out of the question considering they WILL cheat on you. If your employee is unqualified for the position at the start and you know it, it's going to fuck you in the long run. No matter if it's an 'entry level' position, by the time they've gotten to the top the damage would have been done already.

But we share a similar dating 'business' approach. I just happen to have a huge list of requirements instead if someone wants to have a formal relationship.

>>36417437
Although usually against namefagging, I think that for MBTI threads it makes sense to have a way to easily identify your type other than saying "INTP here" at the beginning of every post. Namefagging also allows people to see how an individual with your type responds over the course of a conversation.

So even though it goes against the ideal of 4chan, bending the rules is justified in this instance.

>>36417483
My "positions" are pretty nebulous and a girl can switch between them pretty frequently depending on her behavior honestly. It's a nice way to engage some classical conditioning within a relationship.

But yeah I'm picky as shit for serious dating. I rarely go more than a month without some form of lover, but it's been around two years now without a legit gf.

>>36417373
The absolute worst.
>>36417388
Latch on to an xNxJ and hope they carry you to glory. Maybe start a SoundCloud and hope to get discovered. Alternatively, read some stoic/buddhist philosophy and accept your lot in life.

>>36416926

>Not sure with ENTPs. I had a friend who was one and while she was fuckable, she was a gigantic slut. A good friend, I made her laugh and was bros with her dad. I even managed to redpill her. But a relationship? Fuck no.

I have been saying the same exact thing about ENTP girls and anons didnt want to believe me

Cool friends, but disloyal and massive sluts

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>>36415534
why are you so obsessed with your personality's? Thats a little normie don't you think, snowflake?

>>36415563

Dunno. I don't feel like an effeminate overemotional guy. I just act based primarily on values and have a penchant for daydreaming.

>>36415534
ISFP completely invalidated on the first question

>>36417388
Get a hobby

t. ISFP

>>36417765
INTP here

I was thinking about namefagging in these threads because it does look a bit silly when every other post is "[type] here...", but ultimately decided against it because I would be undermining the very reason I like 4chan, that people and their ideas are divorced from each other


So I would rather uphold the ideal of 4chan than bent its rules for my own gain

>>36419212
The eternal struggle of the INTP

>>36418176
These people are too dumb to understand real psychology, so they use this pop science shit as an excuse as to why theyre socially inept

INTP
INFP
ESFJ
ISFJ

If you're any of these, kill yourself.

>>36418176
Not normie but it's pretty feminine. No actual man gives a fuck about dumb shit like this.

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>18 years old INTP, still going in highschool
>Surrounded with nothing but Sensors who do nothing than talk about the superbowl and make racist jokes

I sometimes wonder how the world would have been if the majority were intuitives. I can't fucking stand in their shallowness and talk about such unintresting topics.

>>36415534
According to this I'm an infj. How can I be sure?

>>36420401
>>36420401
Would autists standing around talking about their personality types like women talking about astrology be more interesting?

>>36420551
>>36420311
No need to act like you're in your period.

What's wrong, sweet roll? Nobody gives a shit about your failed thread?

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>>36420401
>when will these sheeple stop talking about things that don't demand my superior intellect

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>>36420276
W-why? Does it get worse?

>>36420276

>Infp

Nah I like some stuff. Gonna keep going and see what happens

>>36420401
Top kek i hope this is a joke

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>>36416362
>intuitives thinks entjs are pragmatists
They might be the most pragmatist intuitive but they are still intuitive and talk out their ass.

>>36422471
You can't deny ENTHs get shit done, and get it done efficiently, though. That's as pragmatic as it gets.
>>36420276
Whatcha got against the INTP innovators out there?

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Assburgers INTJ-T reporting in

>>36415563
They're lazy. They complain and feel sorry for themselves without being willing to fix anything. They do have their good points, but the hostility comes from the fact that they secretly feel entitled and self-important like your usual attention whore.

>>36422557
Get it done autistically. In a 5 year plan sort of way.

Forget about INTPs, despite being outsiders in society they are very thoughtful and imaginative. ISTJs are the true robots.
Supposedly they're normies, but how do they make friends? What do they even talk about?

>kids these days don't know what real music is!
>wow I love doing the same thing every single day.
>why are you doing that, it's different from what most people do. no, I don't want to go on an adventure
>work and studying the Bible are the only things that matter to me
>that's against the rules, I'm telling!!!!
--ISTJs

Any cyborg ISTJs want to fill me in?

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>>36420445
Here's what INFJs and INTJs are like

>>36422939
>but how do they make friends? What do they even talk about
They just talk about their life and interests to other ISTJs, lel

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>>36423201
No that image is crap. Please go leddit shill.

>>36423268
Surely you can point out the flaws in the image, right?

>>36423285
Yes of course here is the list of flaws.
1. It is written by leddit

>>36423481
Why do you believe thats the case?

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>>36423481
>hahahaha FUCK REDDIT YEAH! More like leddit! I hate them!!

anyone who overcompensates this much is actually an avid Reddit member or 15 years old or both

>>36416209
ENTP with an ENFP gf and an INTJ best friend.

Looks right to me.

I prefer the big five because it described me as a philosopher-poet.

>>36423618
This honestly.

Origniandkfhen

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>>36423618
Thank you fellow redditor for helping promote tolerance on 4chan. You are a true champion and patriot of the people. Lets return to /r/intj now.

>>36423779
>/r/intj
That place is fucking great if you want to see ISTJs.

>>36422724
What's autistic about planning ahead?

>>36423678
Where do you find big 5 descriptions like that? All I've found just describes the traits individually but not the individual made up of the traits.

>>36415534
Mercury retrograde

Shamalamafam of originality

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>tfw INTP and NEET
The lack of stimulation and experiences is driving me crazy but my inherent laziness and apathy is keeping me from doing anything.

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>>36423915
Thank you for the reddit tips. Excelsior!

>>36424108
You sacrifice being dynamic. Just ask joseph stalin how well planning works.

>>36424333
How do you know they are from leddit if you're not a redditor?

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>>36424523
You posted a screenshot from reddit.

>>36424557
Yes, now answer my question.

>>36422694
/r9k/ is the definition of lazy

>>36424728
When reddit sends us their people they are not sending us their best. They have lots of problems. They're bringing autism. Mental illness. They're fedora tippers. And none of them I assume are good people.

>>36424333
>What is Se
You do know that one of the more common adjectives used to describe ENTJs is dynamic, right?

>>36425649
Just because people call you that doesn't mean you are that. People call INTJs masterminds.

>>36415534
Immediately got InFJ

That's what I am.

>>36425713
INTJs call themselves masterminds ;)

>>36425772
Te people in general have a hard on for labelling themselves. The thing that they label themselves with becomes their identity.

>>36425864
Hence why I introduce myself as the ENTJew

>>36418097
what about ENTP guys?

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>*fixes all your problems*

Is there a more based type than ISTP?

>>36415534
If you know what date it is you're not an INTP.

Today being the exception... not talking about this exact date... 420 mah nigg..... exception to the rule na mean.

And it worked for me as INTP, LMAO. That's funny.