Stop rubbing your genitaIs

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>>36412707
Once i got raped by Sheldon while a laugh track kept repeating itself

If I do that, I'll just cum all over myself and my bedding in my sleep.

>>36412796
Does this actually happen? I haven't had frequent wet dreams since I was a teenager, now they only happen after if I go like 40 days without fapping

>>36412827
It happens to me if I go any longer than four days or so.

Once I fell asleep naked on my back and it squirted onto my chin.

>>36412848
>fell asleep naked on my back
Never been able to do this no matter how tired I am or what surface, can only sleep on my side. Is there some trick to falling asleep on your back. Doesn't feel comfy but I've been told by professionals that its healthier for your back and corrects the imbalances that cause virgin walking.

Can your mom rub them for me?

>depriving me of one of the very few pleasures in life I have

this is a violation of the NAP

>>36412707
Bu-,But how did you know?

>>36414330
l am G0D

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>>36412886
I've always done it; not without putting my arms up though, kinda weird

>>36412827
One of the reasons I make a point of it to at least fap weekly.

>>36412707
>start rubbing my dick
>see this thread right after
GET OUT OF MY MIND SHELDOG
REEEEEEEEEEE

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If you're reading, we look nothing alike. I don't sound like him, his mother looks nothing like my mother, and he goes to a completely different school than mine.

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