>tfw no software engineer bf

Hi, now you're my gf.
Me = this;
Gf->make_sandwich();
Wait;
Gf->do_sex(amazon, me);

>>36409471
>baitposting this hard

I'm a software engineer and I also lift which, according to r9k, makes me a Chad. Want to be my gf?

>>36409515
>>36409518
>gf
You guys are joking right?

>>36409518
The fact that you're a software engineer automatically unChads you

>teach self to program by solving challenge problems
>get interviews for software engineering job, even though your degrees are not CS or math
>do not get job

I can only assume I spilled spaghetti everywhere. Maybe one day I'll get paid to code.

>>36409706
I like to pretend trans people just don't exist. I try to do the same thing with niggers because I have the good fortune to be in a state with almost none of them.

>>36410103
Go back 2 /pol/ fag.

>>36409471

I genuinely want to get to know you and I'm almost positive I'll never have that chance.

>>36410161
You don't have to be from pol to not want to be around blacks and mentally ill trans, famalingus.

Most normal people don't want to be around blacks and trans. They just probably wouldn't admit it openly because they'd suffer too much social approbation from busybody sjws.

>>36410365
>I genuinely want to get to know you and I'm almost positive I'll never have that chance.
Why and why?

>>36410656
I see OP's threads all the time and as dumb as it sounds I've come to look forward to their threads and seeing that they're still alive day after day.

OP doesn't seem like the type to just let some random on r9k talk to them though.

>>36409471
>>tfw no pajeet bf

>>36410103
oh man, are you me lmao!
I love making double-ironic racist jokes to my gf all the time. She laughs, but I can tell it makes her feel bad.

She is one of those "content of character types" and I just make jokes that point out how the content of a good chunk of blacks is not that great.