I FUCKED UP BAD
>at college, about to go home for the day
>go to the bathroom before leaving the building
>usually take phone and wallet out of pants and place them on the toilet paper dispenser while I do my business
>finish up, wash hands, leave, start walk home
>halfway home when I realize there isn't anything in my pockets
>left phone and wallet on the toilet paper dispenser
>FUCKFUCKFKCUKUFKUCKFUCKUFKUCKUFUKCKUFUKCKFUKCUFUCKFKUCKUFKUCKUFCKUFKU
>they've been there for more than 7 min at this point, anybody could have gone into that stall
>start panicing really hard
>speed walk fast as I can back to the building I left
>rush to the bathroom
>accidentally go into the wrong bathroom, the one I left my stuff in is two floors up
>FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKK
>run up the stairs, get to the bathroom
>my shit's fucking gone
I FUCKING FUCKED R9K
THAT PHONE WAS UNLOCKED AND FILLED TO THE BRIM WITH ABSOLUTE DEGENERATE PORN, INCLUDING LOLI
THEY HAVE MY ID TOO, MY LIFE IS FUCKING OVER
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Call your phone? Are you dumb?
This, call it RIGHT NOW and keep us updated
>>36409322
>>36409371
it's a fucking old ass nexus 5, so the battery is usually dead by the end of the day
when I checked it in the bathroom, it was at 5%
it's no doubt dead right now
you're fucking dead kiddo. move out of the country. change your identity. you're fucking done.
Is anything on your phone illegal?
>>36409281
Delete all your info through you google account.
>>36409528
this.
google "google adm"
Who /GoodHearted/ here?
>at airport in Germany
>go to the restroom
>enter a stall
>see iPhone on the toilet paper dispenser
>unlock it because no password
>go into his Notes app
>find email address
>send the guy an email when I get back to my country a few days later
>he can't stop thanking me and wants to give me money
>I refuse and send him his iPhone via international post
>he sends me a friend request on facebook
That's all, folks.I once got my iTouch stolen at school and my iPhone pickpocketed.Thieves should have their hands chopped off, the muslims are right about this.
>>36409281
>ABSOLUTE DEGENERATE PORN, INCLUDING LOLI
details please
>>36409524
the guy who stole it is probably some low IQ moron normie who'll think the loli is child porn
>>36409719
maybe dumb fucks should pick up their fucking shit and not leave it lying around
maybe, just MAYBE they wont have shit stolen.
>>36409719
lol cuck. it's an iphone. the richfag normie would have bought an a new one no problem like breathing air.
>>36409719
I did the same but had a laugh in the process
>pick up abandoned Galaxy S4 on the bus
>no password
>no sim card, must use it as a music player I guess
>connect it to my wifi at home
>log into his facebook
>figure out who his family members are, message them about the lost phone
>decide to browse through his texts
>there's about 3 or 4 others from people like me sent to random contacts like "I found this phone somewhere"
how the fuck does someone lose their phone that many times and still keep getting it back?
>>36409823
>lol cuck
Why? Because I'm not a dirty thief?
>richfag
Not really.
>would have bought an a new one no problem like breathing air
There was very important stuff in his notes, thousands of photos, very private conversations with his girlfriend (fiancee or wife) and he isitalian like me so even if I were a thief I'd have made an exception anyway.
maybe he charged it up.just call them.
OP just give me your number.i'll call for you if you are scared
whoever toke it was clearly after money
do you really think that after seeing some picture he will change his morals and give up all that to somebody?
>>36409790
this
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>>36410407
Somebody who was really after money would blackmail OP into paying up or he'll hand the phone into the police.
True devilish
>>36409808
In the US, the courts have convicted people of possessing child porn, for having cartoons.
http://cbldf.org/about-us/case-files/cbldf-case-files/handley/
>>36411932
It's an android op is clearly poor as fuck
>>36411995
I'm glad they saved the lives of those innocent drawn lines.
>>36411995
loli's degenerate, but its completely nonsensical for it to be illegal. hell, forbidding it would potentially increase the rate of child rape since pedos wouldn't have any outlet for their illness.
a victimless crime is arguably not a crime at all.
>>36412235
I'm not saying it makes sense; I'm just pointing out what the courts have decided the laws mean.
Being in denial does no one any good.
>>36412254
What do the courts count as loli?
>>36412288
Sexually explicit depictions of minors which lack serious artistic value.
Basically, the law is bullshit but no one cares about pedos' rights so nothing will ever change.
>>36412330
>minors
What about 2D drawings of petite japanese ladies with breasts?
>>36412330
>>36412394
Are Takahiro Awatake's nude drawings illegal? The chests aren't flat.