>ITT FACTS BOUT YOU
>I have unironically been aroused by watching a woman shit
>my dick is at least 6 incjes erect
>people will assume I am cooler than you at a basic visual glance
FACT: OP is a faggot
oregono
I would have killed myself if it wasn't for having internet
>inb4 notmies brag about their sexual accomplishments ITT
I had a colonoscopy today
> room full of people looking at the inside of my asshole with a camera.
>>36409222
Trips.
Looks like you... Uh. Put on an asshole of a show.
Right?
>>36409222
I had a bronchoscopy yesterday
>tfw a room full of people looking in the opposite end
>>36409280
No.
No. Nkl.
No.
>>36409133
Thre are posters who do not even know what OP means .They just looked it up.Isaw you.I seeit all.
>>36409116
>tfw drug addict
My cat just pissed on my bed. I got mad and yelled at her; cleaned up the mess.
Then found her cowering in a corner and picked her up and cuddled her because I felt bad. It wasn't her fault, she was just trying to tell me something is wrong. Maybe she doesn't like her litter or I'm not emptying it enough.
I love her so much and I don't want to see her afraid of me.
>I find the idea of a woman unable to move from a toilet do to peeing or pooping sexually inviting
>I'm 5'4
>People often assume I'm a stoner because I don't comb my hair
>>36409961
Do I fucking know you?
No nevermind, last I checked you hate 4chan.
>>36410200
>sexually inviting
U uh.
U did
>>36410511
What?
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