I'm feeling pretty bad tonight. Tell me a joke.

>>36408821
What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord?

3rd wave feminism

>>36408836
I don't know, anon. What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord?

I use to have feelings for a girl. I'd think about her a lot when I wasn't with her. Sometimes I'd look at things and think about presents to buy her and how I would get it. All that time I spent thinking about her and that stuff... She was out banging other dudes.

>>36409584
Stop that. This is a funny thread.

>>36408984
My ass.
NYEAAAAH.

>>36409652
It's making me giggle though. True story. Totally cucked had no idea of it the entire time. Don't you ever laugh at foolish stuff you did before?

>>36409741
Why do you think I started this fucking thread? I'm trying to not think about the foolish stuff I've done.

Chelsea Clinton is so ugly that if she gave you a blowjob it would count as anal.

I'd tell you my life story but it doesn't have a punchline.

>>36409774
Why can't you just laugh at my pain like a normie?
Quit being a stick in the mud. You're choosing to be unhappy.

>>36409736
Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U