Doubles decide how I open the conversation

>>36402282
>born in jerusalem
dont even start the conversation imo

Give me a pizza dat ass

>>36402282
Hey baby, do you want some milkshake with that thick slice?

>>36402282
"Hitler did nothing wrong and the holohoax never happened."

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>>36402299
lmao perfect get

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>>36402299
Here we go xcvvb

>>36402355
Lul keep us updated

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Oy vey! l'chaim

Bitch,you involved in Pizzagate?

Fuck Moloch.

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>>36402299

Splendid

& highly original

>>36402282
>traveling meme
Everybody likes Traveling.
Do you have any other hobbys besides riding the international cock carousel?

>>36402282
You make her your gf and its gonna cost you a lot of money. Traveling is the worst possible interest a woman can have. Since you are on this website you're probably too beta to fuck her and not get attached so just stay away

>>36402282
>i once made a pizza that took me like 3 days to eat
>wait for response
>I'd eat you for 4 days

>>36402282
That "Duhh I fucking love pizza, I would marry it lol I eat so much pizza lmao" girls are the worse cancer in social networks FUCK that roasties, that shit makes my blood boild for fucks sake.

>>36402282
>holy shit i want to fuck that pizza

>>36402692
Traveling is just what every normie bitch puts as an interest. It's not an interest. Literally everyone enjoys fucking vacations.

>>36403057
It show their own confidence in not being a fat fuck.
Probably means they won't become a fat fuck anytime soon.

pls become my girlfriend

>backpacking
She fucked a metric ton of dicks. dont even bother. most keepers dont even have social media

now the pizza is out of the oven you can go in, jewess

>>36403147
It means they will become a fat fuck as soon as they hit 30 and their metabolism goes to shit.

Do you have time to talk about the miracle of pizzagate? For just $19.90 you will get unlimited everything

just use the stupid ass line that one guys uses , but instead of sushi use pizza. "i want to spank your ass and take you out for pizza"

>>36402299
>the best one wins
Truly a rare occasion

>>36403185
What is the correlation between backpacking and being a slut?

>>36403292
""backpacking"" for most women means taking a tour of the world's dicks. It's not impossible for someone to genuinely like seeing new places, but considering she's on tinder that's not likely.

>>36402355
Need update pls op

>>36402282
accuse her of raping and cannibalizing children in abandoned metro tunnels beneath D.C.

>>36402355
OP any word?