What would Jesus think about American roasties if he were alive today?
>>36388724
He wouldn't care, you're goyim and he only came to salvage Israelites.
They alright
We all alright
We all gonna be ok
Then r9k would crucify him for being a "white knight"
>>36388724
He was homies with a str8 whore, bud
>>36388749
Nowhere in the bible does it say Mary Magdalene was a whore
>>36388778
I was talkin about Peter, everyone knows he gave the best $5 suckjob in the crew
>>36388749
That's character assassination, jews really hate Jesus.
>>36388724
>if he were alive today?
>if he were alive
>if he were
>if he
>if
>>36388832
Jesus died the day I popped my first nut all over the feature piece of a Maxim magazine.
No Jesus talk allowed, filthy goyim.
>>36388724
dunno
He was good at gaming the real estate market.
If you'r in doubt, look at all the churches today
>>36388724
He'd probably be trying to find a way to get money out of them like the jew he is.
>>36388832
Tell me more about christfag. Why does he wear the tripcode? If I take it off, would he die?
>>36390430
It would be extremely painful
super duper original post
>>36388724
He'd immediately set people on the straight path instead of them all being shallow sinful cunts.
>>36388735
No, he came to save everyone. Everyone else is just called Gentiles.
>>36390440
foer you
>>36390646
ONE (original) JOB
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>>36388724
>he
Jesus was a woman, that's why her hair was so long
The myths had to obscure her gender because nobody back then could stand the thought of a female religious leader
>>36390827
The long hair thing only started around the time of DaVinci and has no actual proof.