Why aren't you eating ass right now?

>>36387306
Because of this image.

That looks hairy and has leftovers on it

Because I can't even get a girl to look at me, let alone eat her ass

*BRAAAAAAAPPPPPP*

*turd falls out and rolls down her pussy*

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because I'm too smart to get sores in my mouth

Because I imagine the condition of my ass and it turns me off completely.

I'm a clean guy too, I keep my ass as clean as I can but it ain't perfect all the time. Sometimes it's hot and sweaty and moist. Women aren't immune to that shit. If it's been awhile since she's showered then her ass isn't great. It's probably sweaty and a little smelly.

>this is actually what the average persons ass looks like after a long day
>this is what normies actually aspire to obtain and ridicule anyone who doesn't

Moments like these make me glad I am incapable of having intimate contact with another human being.

Cease your bodily maintenance for just a short amount of time and the body naturally retreats back into a wild dirty disgusting beast.

>>36387306
I don't like the taste of shit desu.

>>36387471
>this is actually what the average persons ass looks like after a long day

That girl literally hasn't cleaned herself. Look at the stain on her underwear. She probably shat herself and only just wiped most of it off.

Your average person isn't so filthy.

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>>36387483
Have you actually tried it though? Can't say you don't like it if you've never tried it.

>>36387306
That there is pretty darn disgusting.
Her body type is hot af though.
If just she would learn to clean herself and i would learn how to get a qt chubby gf, then i would eat ass all day