Isaac Newton died a virgin.
Why is it so bad if I die as one?
his math was shit
as his life
>>36381233
>Invented calcus
>Discovered gravity
>Came up with the concept of light
>invented telescope
>>his math was shit
>>36381154
yeah but he was also gay
>>36381154
Who ever told you that you need to have sex is wrong it seems sweaty gross and awkward like what would you even do while putting the penis in and thrusting? Hi-five her?
>>36381154
Good question, but Isaac Newton wasn't a virgin. He fucked traps.
>>36381253
>>Discovered gravity
>>36381154
tesla also. and not entirely sure but laplace
just lol if you really believe a rich white guy from the 18th century ago wasn't regularly fucking the hundreds of maids working for him.
>>36381321
He came up with the concept of gravity.
It was just sort of accepted that things fell before he came around
>>36381253
The sun invented light, anon.
the formulas newton wrote 500 years ago are the same math formulas enabling the calculations for our orbital space operations
p crazy
>>36381375
>18th
He lived during the 17 century, though
>>36381154
Because Isaac Newton accomplished worthwhile things. You haven't and most likely won't.
>>36381397
He came up with the idea of light as a physical object, which it is.
>>36381321
Isaac Newton invented gravity cuz some asshole hit him with an apple
>>36381233
T. Butthurt Leibniz
>>36381309
>Good question, but Isaac Newton wasn't a virgin. He fucked traps.
Yeah, it was one of his major theories of gravity, pulling the penis inside of the vagina out
>>36381397
No, No no, no No.
>>36381253
>invented telescope
I think I'd rather have a fulfilling sex life then be someone who just invented some formulas all day long.
t.chad
>>36381154
>Isaac Newton was a virgin
>Guys we totally know a scientist 400 years ago never stuck his dick in a vagina or ass because he didn't get married or leave a surviving written record of his sexual exploits!
>Btw pretty much everything we state is an "educated" guess because lol no records but I have a doctorate so take it as fact
Pop historians need to be forcibly removed from universities along with every other soft science feelings based hoodoo.
>>36381253
>calcus
>discovered gravity
>invented telescope
>>36381154
Unlike me, he did something with his life.
>>36381253
Pic related
I really wish I was some sort of super autist who could devote his life to scientific pursuit.
Or even a talented and inspired artist, who could devote his life to art.
I'd even like to be a devoutly religious man, who could devote his life to serving his god.
Anything really.
Just something to give my life meaning or purpose.
But I'm not any of those things.
I'm just an average person, and the main source of fulfilment for average people has always been love, relationships and family.
And I can't even have that.
>>36381624
It's obvious if you look at his portraits, he has the virgin stare.
>>36381624
>Friend tried to get him a qt gf
>Told friend to gtfo
I had this super realistic dream where my house was getting bombed and it was on fire and it dawned on me that I was going to die a virgin, and that if I could some how escape with my life I'd do anything to lose it. Then I woke up and nothing changed, 26 year old KHV.
>>36381444
Czeked
Orgy
>>36381154
are you Isaac Newton?
OP, do you remember approaching other children when you were a kid, asking if you could play? And then they all share a smug grin and refuse you? This is the same kind of deal. You will not get universal permission to live your life in any way. People will refuse you simply because you have given them the opportunity to cause you discomfort or pain.
If you want to live as a virgin, you will have to learn to deal with the criticism that comes with that. The easiest way is to maintain basic standards of hygiene and social skills so that others mistake you for a low-value normalfag. They will assume you lost your virginity to a fatty in high school, and for the most part leave you alone.
>>36383015
Humans are total scum.
>>36381253
>invented calculus
fuck off, liebniz is the real nigga
He doesn't look healthy
>>36381154
He wasn't a virgin just gay. Most people who died virgins in history were slaves because the slaveownrs didn't want them to enjoy that pleasure Also Leibniz did it better and there were others who did calculus in certain forma before him.
>>36383434
He wasn't gay faggot, stop projecting your cock loving onto history.