What would your ideal girlfriend be like?Mine would be white blonde slim 19yr old with ass who looks perfectly amazing in leggings, almost like picture related
mine would be
>cute
>female
thats it
>>36369361
Boring and likes to stay home and read and have occasional sex sometimes.
>>36369361
One that doesnt run away on approach lool.
Her. Just her.
>Latina, preferably Mexican and embraces her culture
>long hair
>brown skin (dark or light, doesn't matter)
>from Texas
>slim-thick body
Pic related is the prototype
my ideal gf is a ~20 year old schizo+BPD femanon neet with a hairy vagina and hairy pits
a girl that can understand what i say
This--->
>>36369379
I like the way you think.
But, I have to add born female. Remember where you are
something like this tbqh my family
>>36369458
thats what i meant
as long as she likes me its good
Pic related. All that i want
>>36369361
Dunno, probably something like this.
>>36369361
I'm not gonna bother with the whole dream list but the basic ideals are:
>sarcastic/dark humor on the outside but is really a kind hearted person at heart
>into some of the same nerd shit that I'm into
>similar level of attractiveness to me (I'm fairly average in my own opinion)
>>36369429
Normie
Slim thick? You're not white
>>36369555
I was actually just listening to that song on YouTube and reading all the comments left by triggered feminists and betas
>>36369596
>You're not white
And so what? Did the OP say "white guys only"? I don't think so big fella. Slim thick is a slim girl with thicc attributes like a nice, plump, round ass and big tits.
>>36369361
My ideal girlfriend...
>I'd be able to touch her.
>She'd be cute.
>I could be with her whenever I want and she'd never betray me.
>She'd stay young when I grow old.
>She'd make me feel loved in this cruel world.She'd be a 2D girlhttps://youtu.be/MiWYo2dixsY
>>36369689
How are grown men attracted to cartoons? And to the point where you fall in love with them? The last time I found myself able to masturbate to cartoon characters was when I was maybe 14. Now even the thought of it is just ridiculous.
thoughtful, considerate, active, not fat
>>36369361
My ideal girl:
>likes what I like
>is loyal
>laughs at my jokes
>likes cuddling
>no emotional drama
I don't think I'm asking for much. Looks are irrelevant for me. I find all women attractive, especially those that fit the above criteria.
>>36369798
Loneliness and plenty rejection by girls usually triggers this in autistists
>cute
>small and petite
>khv
>loyal
>shares my interests
>same values
>>36369361
I also want a cute basic white girl with a nice ass
I'm talking to one right now and she's about as normie as it gets (Little emotionally unstable tho). Although she's more dirty blonde but still has some nice green eyes. I prefer the slim figure like you anon but I think from the sheer fact of another girl liking me I may have fallen for the thicc meme finally.
Looks:
>shorter than me
>any race but dindu
>goes to the gym, not a bodybuilder or one of those squatting-roasties, but tries to stay relatively healthy, even if it means just treadmill
>no body/facial hair
>is pretty enough to look gorgeous without makeup
>enough ass/breast to not make her look like a stick. I am not really asking for much. Again we are talking about IDEAL gf.
Stats:
>I earn more than her because I would feel insecure otherwise
>comes from a relaxed family
>comes from a low-income family
>she graduates from a top ranked university so I know she had enough willpower to get there despite adversity
>has a dead parent (my mom is dead so I need someone to relate with)
>has no siblings
>is a virgin
Personality:
>is really nice to me
>is a positive, optimistic force in my life because I am a cynical killjoy
>laughs at all my jokes
>she tries hard to make me laugh
>thinks most females are unfunny and can admit to it
>innocent in such a way that she's not particularly disgusted by gore/racism/edginess but isn't desensitized to it
>has a broad taste of music, and preferably despises most normie-core
>likes metal and can tolerate me being a fan of obscure metal bands
>doesn't care if I go on 4chan
>won't watch porn while we are together
>irreligious but embraces some aspect of spirituality
>self-deprecating
>clingy
>likes to cuddle
>loves animals
>will save me from myself
>>36369888
you're cute anon
wish you the best :3 *kiss*
>>36370114
>dindu
>whats dindu
Whatever other traits she'd have she'd have to be either very supportive or someone who is not very successful. I probably couldn't date someone with a high paying job or a respectable degree.
Slim, pretty, smart, and faithful. Also moral and not addicted to anything.
Am I asking too much?
Clone of Gianna Michaels because I like cute/slutty--faced, promiscuous, big-titted, slightly chubby women.
>>36369396
Sounds like me
If you're spiteful, mentally ill, not a manlet and would like to improve your life situation with someone, we could be friends :)
This tbqh ladios
>5'11
>long straight black hair with cut bangs and worn in a ponytail
>big thick eyebrows that make her look serious all the time
>big round blue eyes
>ghostly pale white skin
>pear shaped
>doesn't like talking much
>doesn't seem particularly invested in much
>gormless but never makes an idiot of herself
>prude as a nun
>hates being around people in general
>stoic for a woman
>hates all the same people I hate (i.e. liberals, hippies, niggers)
>puts motherhood and raising our children before all else
I could die a happy man chopping wood and fixing things around the house for her for the rest of my life
>>36369361
any size like pic related desu
is faithful
is open to things
a bit of a dom
wants to have kids/mother type
>white or tan, long hair, dark or brunette
>has dark or jewish features, like thick eyebrows or large eye size
>5'6
>has an innocent face like pic related
>B cup, moderate ass, not to flat but not too thic
>fit and healthy
>smart, if she's smarter than me that's welcoming
>has genuine masculine interests, no 'I'm like the dudes xD' bullshit nor manchild shit
>preferably a virgin
>politically leaning towards the right
>college educated, no liberal arts
>comes from a high income family or upper middle class
>wants a career or has one
>close group of friends without toxic acquaintances
>introverted yet outspoken
>knows what ticks me, what not and can predict my actions
>deadpan, likes to wordplay with me
>not clingy
>cult
>>36370114
>will save me from myself
You're doomed
>5'0"
>qt
>no sex until marriage
>loves me
>>36369361
Pic related. She used to make homemade porn and is absolutely perfect
>>36370401
Forgot some:
>willing to play with my fetishes
>dominant on bed
>has to be ready for fucking whenever I want to
>likes to give peculiar gifts
>dresses exceptionally
>sociopathic
>straightforward with her speech, without pulling any punches
>knows how to make her hair, want her to surprise me with it. Like half updos such as pic related
>has acquired taste and goes against the grain
>not too overly influenced by the current degenerate female culture
>>36370146
>>36369983
lurk moar or google it
fucking muted
>Austrian
>blonde
>light eyes
>decent figure
>has the same autistic interests as me, or atleast tolerates them
>wants to have atleast 5 children
>racist
>christian
>can handle banter, slight abuse and dark humor
I think that's it
>>36371533
when i say "slight abuse" i meant jokingly bulling her both physically and mentally
>>36369361
Mine would be a foot shorter than me, a year younger than me, with short black or darker hair, pale skin, large green eyes, a small cute nose, a small mouth and over all cute face shape. She would also be skinny, biologically female, a virgin, a tomboy, somewhat of a goth, interested in video games, interested in anime, and completly devoted to me.
My standards are fucking ridiculous. The only thing I don't really have standards about is boob size.
>>36369623
I'd love to hear their justification for why this is "degrading to women" but the endless sea of rap videos where women are used as background props aren't
Veronica... I love her so much
>>36371696
Most likely because rap music is mostly made by an oppressed group that doesn't know any better but Robin thicke is a white man so he should be more aware.
>qt
>white
>not fat or super skinny
>shorter than me
>GSOH
>non-pleb taste in /mu/ and /lit/
>interested in art but not a SJW libtard "art hoe"
>not crazy or a moron
>non-feminist
>not frigid
>>36370401
>>36370522
nice dubs! basically me except
>long hair
>fit (I'm underweight)
>virgin (lost it to my only bf after ~2 years of being with him)
>upper middle class (my family is just middle class, my parents are college professors and don't make a ton of money)
>close group of friends (I have lots of friends but I don't like keeping close friends, unless they're very low maintenance and I don't have to talk to them often - also I like keeping toxic people around because the drama they create is funny)
>cult (what)
>dominant on bed (I'm dominant off bed (jk, not dominant at all))
>ready for fucking whenever [you] want to (low-ish sex drive unless i really like you)
it's really a shame that you probably suck
>>36369361
Son, you're projecting so hard I got hit in the face scrolling past this thread.
>>36369361
>cute
>C sized titties
>brown/black hair
>smart, real smart. Has a drive and passion that she refuses to see not be satisfied
>enamoured with fictional worlds. Always reading stories, playing games and imagining other realities with me
>constantly wants to be around me
>accompanies me during long walks to the middle of nowhere
>draws me pictures and writes me stories
>has no desire to be with anyone else but me
I barely care what she looks like
>>36369361
>caucasian
>22-27
>between 5'-5'9"
>blonde or brunette
>slim waist
>wide hips
>doughy ass
>at least b-cup tits
>doesn't complain about stupid shit (very rare, I know)
Anything within those parameters honestly sempai
>>36369361
BASIC STANDARDS
>slim to average.
>average or attractive face, preferably cute but sultry would do, too
>breasts of whichever size insofar as she doesn't have too big areolae and they aren't pointing to different sides of the room.
>smart and opinionated
>likes me
>some very basic opinions and sentiments are shared.
IDEAL GIRL
>pic related.
> excessive paranoia ( conspiracy theories only, none of that " are you looking at other girls??" Crap)
> American ( for the citezenship )
> Pale
> Heavy drinker
> Dark sense of humour
> Right wing
Gender: don't care
Build: average, I'm average as well.
I just want to chill, cuddle, smoke weed and play vidya all day with him or her
>>36369361
Once I have closed the door to the windowless room in the sealed basement, she will turn into anything I choose. Lose weight? cut her food ration. Dye hair? or slap her around. Needs washed? Garden hose. etc etc
>White
>Decent face
>Huge ass
>Virgin
>Can meme
>Sane, but not a normie
>>36369361
not hipotetical
>>36369361
Is that Lacey?
her face looks cuter.
>>36369361
bonk
Looks
>tall
>slender with a flat stomach
>long dark hair
>bright green eyes
>wears glasses
>small or no boobs
>pale skin
>no tattoos or piercings
Personality is subjective across every individual but
>loyal
>honest
>kind
>compassionate
>sweet
>weird
>able to hold, and partake within, a conversation
>smart
>doesn't play mindgames
>doesn't wear a lot of revealing clothing
>doesn't start arguments for the sake of starting arguments
>doesn't act like a child
>likes me as much as I like them
>caring and willing to show it
>doesn't want kids
Ideal?
>age between 18-40 I guess
>not obese, but anything from anorexic skelly to chubby/fat is fine
>not too loud because my ears are sensitive
>goes on walks with me and holds my hand
>introvert who doesn't mind staying at home with me, reading silently next to each other, watching movies together, playing video games together, cooking together etc.
>likes going to the park sometimes and having picnics
>likes hiking or camping together occasionally, enjoys nature
>gardens with me
>willing to sit together and talk about disagreements and compromise instead of getting angry at each other or squabble over petty thingsBut I would take any girl who doesn't mind that I'm trans or actually prefers it, if that's met I'm willing to let go of preferences altogether
>>36373775
are you ftm?
oregenoa
>>36373852
I'm the other kind of tranny
>tomboy
>short haired
>fit
>cheerful and kind
>White/Mostly White
>Can have long conversations with
>Doesn't have to be too pretty
>Puts effort into her appearance though
>Nice personality
>Shares at least some of my interests
>Likes being outside
>Can get her hands dirty
>Family oriented
I'm not too bothered with looks at this point, I just want love and companionship.