/britfeel/ dont open politics inside edition

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Will she look after you though?

>>36365117

Brexit means Brexit

>almost unanimously agree to keep politics out of /britfeel/ unless something politically big happens
>something politically big happens the next day

classic

>>36365097
>..right?
Depends if you're a good practising muslim.

>>36365124
May browses /britfeel/ and likes to discuss politics here.

>>36365124
i think its fair enough if a happening happens like today

got an ingrown hair spot on my shaft lads

>>36365117
>>36365122
kek
oil rig in ale

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Called the doctors today, lads. What have you done?
Post waifus

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Fav biscuit to dunk in your tea?

no rich teas

>>36365141
its fair, i have no problems with it because it is a big political thing that should be discussed, i just find the timing hilarious

>>36365142
get your sister to suck it out

>>36365097

>Brexit means breakfast
>No snap election means a snap election

LIES

.
.
.
.
>Mummy May walks into Number 10
>Promises prosperity for Britain
>Calls for a snap election
>Delivers a lethal dose of victory instead

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Enlighten a busy burger wagecuck like myself: what's the big political news?

Are y'all gonna finally officially leave the EU?

Well lads, that is Labour totally fucked. Tory landslide incoming, and complete Tory rule for the foreseeable future

Can't wait to see Corbyn's face

>>36365173

We're going to vote for whoever has the best bus advert

>>36365173
FUCK. OFF. YANK.

FOY
O
Y

>>36365173
That happened last month.

>>36365181
>complete Tory rule for the foreseeable future
So nothing changes?

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>>36365149
i did nothing yester day and i might do nothing again today

>>36365173
We're having an election only it's a 50 day run up instead of 2 years like you lads.

>>36365188
Just solidifies, I reckon they will won by a landslide and be able to pass pretty much anything they want. There is no credible opposition

>>36365097
>people bitch she has no mandate to be in charge (much like tories did with Gordo Broon).
>call a snap election while she's miles ahead in the polls
May is a smart lady and I for one am glad she is running our country, and as a May voter feel like I shouldn't be investigated for my posts here.

>>36365194

It's going to be mad, that's barely enough time to print the hats

im the lad who shipposts irl to his mum. i've just started her on the kettle chip meme now

Wait lads, enlighten me. If May wins this election does that mean it's another 5 years of mummys reign or does it just carry on as normal and the next election is in 2020 still?

>>36365228
fucking hell your hard arnt ya lad

>Basic income? Legal prostitution? Drug decriminalisation? No thanks, I'm going to vote tory because /pol/ told me to
If you're a NEET or low-income wageslave and don't vote labour you are seriously retarded

>>36365233
5 more years! laddy.

>>36365233
it resets the timer, theres no limit on how long you can be PM but you need to win a election at least every 5 years

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>>36365157

You're not getting indyref2

>>36365253
im voting whats best for the country, even if its against my best interests

>>36365267
>indy2
You know Scotland is going to vote SNP and fuck everyone over.

>>36365233
lol she is sneaky. she has done now in purpose because she knows she will win.

>>36365253
prostitution is legal lad

>>36365253
>Legal prostitution?
what who do I vote for to get this?

>>36365297
Prostitution is legal in the UK already lad

>>36365253
I don't like it but changing pms now in the middle of brexit negotiations would be a bad move.

>>36365297
See
>>36365296
It's the soliciting that is illegal.
That's how Escorts work.

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Stop voting for gibs and drugs.

If I fill out a missed bin collection they're not going to come out till the next collection anyway are they?

>>36365311
its also illegal to advertise to sell sex in public place, thats why you get call girl cards in phone booths because legally thats not considered a private place

I got out the shower and realised that I hadn't put the tumble drier on so now I'm sitting around naked waiting for clothes to dry, such is life I guess

>>36365285
>best for the country
>400,000 yearly net migration
might as well do what's in your own best interests while the country goes down the shitter

>>36365296
>>36365301
For now at least, and only if the woman wasn't coerced into it

>>36365297
Corbyn lad

>>36365287
The Scottish Conservatives are surprisingly popular here - second biggest party which hasn't happened since Thatcher. Plus no one wants indy2, that was a cheap shot at May by Sturgeon so she would be told to fuck off and peddle the "muh ebil tories" line.

Wouldn't be surprised if SNP got fucked

>>36365323
>call girl cards in phone booths
Phone booths still exist?

Oh UKIP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYCCON5ypaw

>>36365253
Not being retarded is exactly why I'm not voting Labour.

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>>36365228
>mum gets prescribed morphine patches
>make a shipman joke about it telling her thats what he used to kill people with

didn't go down as well as I hoped it did

>>36365253
How is voting for mass immigration not against your interests?

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>>36365267
>>36365285

as in life, Shipman

>>36365405
Zaoshang yinggan

Anyone here with actual autism/aspergers? I want to understand the whole "not looking people in the eye" aspect.
Is this something you do involuntarily? Can you force yourself to look someone in the eye or will this make you uncomfortable? Is it something other people notice?
Also are you able to look someone in the eye if it's an image and is it different if it's video chat?

>>36365418

Zaoshanghao, Xi.

>>36365400
sorry to hear that lad, my mum basically said she supported shipman though so she knows how to take a joke

Where is [Industrial scale] anon, who are you voting for? Both tories and labour defend pakis but UKIP has had their 15 mins.

>>36365370
>ukip talking about radical islam
well now im intrested

anyone here get their food off amazon?

literally just discovered they do a full on food service

>>36365427
>Anyone here with actual autism/aspergers?

You, you posted this last night

Fucking hell lads, I'm totally stuck on the final boss in Persona 5. I can't seem to focus down the arms in time before my healers run out of SP. I've considered both going down and grinding to 75 to get the final moves, and also putting the difficulty down to "Easiest" to bring it down. At this point, I just wanna see the story end.

Fucking hell lads.

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>>36365442
UKIP (like every relevant party) will defend Islam until their dying breath when it matters.

>>36365453
And got no responses.

>>36365401
Because there's no anti-mass-immigration alternative

>>36365454
you just didn't make enough friends, like real life eh lad?

>>36365427
Looking someone in the eyes or face is distracting to me, difficult to focus on the conversation at the same time. Probably because you have to process the facial expressions/body language simultaneously.

>>36365465

Yeah you can force yourself, but it's uncomfortable, that's why it's generally avoided unless absolutely necessary, like in interviews, then you can feel your heart racing.

>>36365477
I have plenty of social links at max. I just can't make it through the last bosses final phase. Part of it comes from not getting your SP recovered in between phases. Really hard

>>36365427
I'm a manlet so I look up to most people anyway.

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>>36365448
they have a whole section of beer
i am abnormally exited about this

>>36365253
I'm voting for whichever party lets me die.

Hahahahahaha you NEETs will have to wait another 5 years for gibs hahahahahahahahaha

>>36365253
Get the fuck out of here, leftist shill.

>>36365253
>if you vote labour you're seriously retarded
Fixed that for you

only gone n bloody done it lads

done a poo with no wipe up required

>>36365505
we'll have mandatory NEET euthanasia under the marxists lad

>>36365514
give me ONE good reason why a NEET or low-income wageslave should vote tory

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>>36365505

Vote Harold Shipman as your independent candidate in hyde

>>36365463
if you read between the lines here you can see they take quite a strict veiw
>open and transparent mosques
dose this mean more servalance ,less secrecy ?
>honest labeling of hala meat
making a boycot easyer

>>36365530
had one of those a few months ago and thought things were really looking up, but not had one since

just the same old messy wipe up and inevitable slow dribble that you have to wipe up a few hours later because your arse feels squeaky

is there any part which isnt for mass immigration?

>>36365542
>dose this mean more servalance ,less secrecy ?
No, he wants them made from glass.

>>36365553

You can force one of those if you eat about 15 Ryvitas about 12-16 hours before

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>>36365149
Watched anime and played guitar poorly, like I do every other day.

>>36365530
Gotta love a ghost poo

Hello Friends

I am looking travel to UK for newe life from sibiu romania

were i best look to live?

>>36365589
scotland tbqh lad, they will accept you with open arms

which one of you cunty call centre anons just spam called me about car crash bollocks? dont even own a car told the caller to go fuck themselves and blocked the number

never usually stand up for myself or assertive, kinda proud tbqhfamalamilia

>>36365589
germany or france

Lads, turns out laptops can cause low sperm count if you actually use it on your lap.

>>36365589
anywhere that says "EDL" or "Britain First" on flags, stickers, signs, etc a lot

those lot are really accepting of foreigners

>>36365589
depends what kind of work you will be looking for?

>>36365589
Back the way you came

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>>36365097
Cambridge white girls edition

Oh, it's great being black in a white neighborhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

"intimidates whites guy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white girl whitin a one mile radius with your beautiful black...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ

>>36365619
do you want kinds? because if not dont worry about it

>>36365628
maybe beg but after building houses

>>36365619
Well no shit, it's a warm object restricting your gonads

>>36365589
this is bait lads.

Eastern Euros are not coming to the UK anymore. It's economically not worth it.

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Ni hao, Yinggan.

Wo will be standing as candidate in City of London and Westminster for the CCP.

What issues affect your life most?

>>36365619
That study sounds like bullshit not gonna lie lads

>more sperm exposed to laptop wi-fi did not move at all (24.5%) compared to the control sperm (13.6%)

How the fuck is wifi going to kill my sperm

>>36365589
You want to go to this town called Luton, they like romanians there.

>>36365672

Wifi is microwave radiation

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>Teachers used to say if I didn't study I'd end up being a bin man

Christ I wish I was lucky enough to be a bin man

>Make 50,000 a year
>Work a few hours 1 day of the week
>Complain you can't pick up rubbish even though that's your job because of "elf in safety" and "me 'uman rights innit".

>>36365696
>Complain you can't pick up rubbish even though that's your job because of "elf in safety" and "me 'uman rights innit".
Never knew I wanted to do this till now

>>36365696
They work every day, just in different areas.

>>36365696
>tfw neighbour abandoned their home.
>left bins open
>bins filled with water
>close bin lid and leave it out for bin men.
>guy pulls it and water goes fucking flooding over the cunt.

Had a proper giggle lad.

>>36365696
be a good boy in school is a complete crook of shit

>>36365668

no gf

Could you promise me a gf Xi?

>>36365748
Still, only a few hours in morning

>>36365753
that is devilish i must say

>>36365696
fucking liar i just looked it up

7.50 an hour, no annual leave or sick pay, 40 hour weeks

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While it might be tempting to go and buy one of those reduced to clear Easter eggs, they are still priced up higher than they should be.

Buy a bar of 20p economy chocolate instead.

>>36365796
it's that presentation martin

>>36365791
I was 5k off

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1346480/Birmingham-binmen-strike-paid-45K-year.html

>>36365756
>fannies at school get first choice workplacement (mechanic)
>I had to settle for my second. First was mechanic
>fannies social workers/guidance teachers get them a place at college for mechanics
>I was on a waiting list despite applying before them.
>college gets the fannies work placements
>I had to source my own
>They all drop out
Fucking why lads?

>>36365796

Good advice mate, but you can't make horsey clip clop noises with a bar.

>>36365696
Mine said the same. Joke's on them, I'm a comfy NEET now.

>English teacher used to say I'd be a bin man when I grow up

Jokes on them I'm an English teacher now

Corbyn welcomes the election. Is he just internally screaming then?

>>36365696
Most teachers in primary and secondary education aren't worth their salt in public schools, very few of them are properly qualified to be honest. They teach from a very tightly controlled 'script' which they aren't allowed to deviate from. Most of them think pol pot is a type of pot noodle.

Blimey lads. I have just had a massie poo. It's like the size of my forearm.

>>36365871

He can finally resign once he loses, he's probably relieved.

I hate british people


ongo bongo

>>36365871
He welcomes death, much like some of us lads.

>>36365825
They're used to being handed everything in life and unsurprisingly these 'types' tend to take what they get for granted.

>>36365866
>teachers say I'd never amount to anything.
>got an honours degree.
was on the dole for 4 years and then got a job at mcdees.

How the fuck did Comrade Corbyn even become the leader of the opposition?

His entire political career involves sitting his arse on a rural safe seat all his life.

>>36365897
thats pretty much everyone in important in politics lad

>>36365888
Sounds more like you hate African people.

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>>36365871
Comrade Corbyn is preparing the unite the masses and seize the means of production. Down with the bourgeoisie!

>>36365913
May held important positions before she became PM tho.

She was chair of the party, minister for women and home secretary

>>36365897
Loads of kids voted for him. I know some edgy commie guy that voted for him. I like some of his idea but he is too pro immigration and he is quite weak

>>36365945
oh i thought you just meant the being a MP with a safe seat bit

>>36365915
Why not both?


ooga booga

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>>36365816
heh hope they get paid more just to spite people like this and give them a sense of how the world works

>>36365427
aspergers here
>Is this something you do involuntarily?
yes
>Can you force yourself to look someone in the eye or will this make you uncomfortable?
I can and it does
>Is it something other people notice?
I imagine so
>Also are you able to look someone in the eye if it's an image and is it different if it's video chat?
I can't on images or video chats, I think some people can

>tfw Jungle fever
>finally got a black fuckbuddy

Life couldn't be better lads, absolutely perfect.

>>36365964
>works in a field that is still young and not of real world importance.
>gets paid shit
>mother complains the men who make her street clean and not stink of shit gets paid more.

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As a Tory, voting for Corbyn to lead the Labour party was the best 3 quid I ever spent.

>>36365897
He mostly got in by accident by just shouting at blairites from what I remember

>>36365871
I think he's bored of having to censor himself for the party and just wants to return to shouting at people from the back benches.

>>36366000
Which of you is the top

>>36365253
I just got a job earning 60k a year starting wage.

Even if my family are slavs from a poor country and I was the only one to be born here, I'm still not voting labor.

>fucking left-wing cucks.

>tfw always struggling on what side dish to eat at work during nights to go with my meat

Can have either root veg mash with melted cheddar mixed with mustard and beans and peas on the side

Or

Gnochi mixed with carbonara sauce and mozarella

Or

Any type of pasta

Fuck life is hard.

Dont even get me started on the half hour break, theres millions of yogurts and yummy dairy desserts within reach

>choxo mousse
>rollo white or black chocolate mouse
>rice pudding
>creme caramels
>trifles
>coconut yogurts
>chocolate brownie milk


Reeeeee i only have a limited amoubt of caloriess

I would probably like Tory more if so many of the voters where not stuck up posh twats

>>36366002
>Literally wasting 3 pounds of the realm on Labour.

All of those student keks were going to vote to keep him in anyway desu.

>>36365994
Thanks, I'm trying to better understand this to see if I have the same affliction. A while ago my nan made an off-hand comment about how I don't look at people when talking to them and so I've been wondering about it since, because I'm sure I do.
I don't feel uncomfortable looking people in the eye unless it's a stranger that I meet eyes with by chance.

>>36366023
try them all throughout the week

status update: mummy thinks tesco tiger bread is for working class and she doesn't like it

Love putting a sweet potato in the microwave for 10 min lads.

Open up, put butter in and eat.

>>36366000
>Life couldn't be better lads, absolutely perfect.

With trips to top it all off

>>36366063
mummy is a fucking liar

>>36366063
>Go home to visit parents
>Instantly change accent to middle class southerner

Well, it's my birthday lads.
>25

I've not been back to the north in a long time to visit my family.

I'm going to spend it doing what I used to do in my younger years, here.
>Sit alone in the corner of downstairs Starbucks and drink coffee.

>>36366063
Tell her to get Asda it's better.

Also, tell her to stop being a snooty cunt. Nothing worse than gehtto snobs.

>>36366063

HowIing

>>36366066
>microwave
>10 minutes

how's that cancer taste like lad?

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>>36366063
It's the best bread you can get.
Partial to a tiger baguette myself.

>>36366063
Tell her to put some kettle chips between two slices if she wants to class it up.

>>36366081
it's not that she thinks is for lower class that she doesn't like it, she says she dosen't like it because it has 'sesame oil' on it
>>36366092
i actually did say that

>>36366063

>tiger bread

British made trash for chavs.

An insult to every slanty eyed chink in the universe.

>they sell kettle chips in the poundshop

turned them down and got pringles instead, the true patricians biscuit

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>>36366091

Tiger Bread is the best loaf you can get. Cut some T H I C C slices, butter them up and dip them in some soup.

>mfw

>>36366063
I worked in waitrose back in uni years back.

Would always see horseface mums
>"Sebastian stop hitting your sister, or you won't get any Brioche!"

>>36366138
we actually had some brioche the other day, i really like it

>>36366138
>brioche
what a pleb
cheddar is where it's at

>>36365964
>Falling for Le STEM meme
hahaha

Tucking into a reduced to clear Easter egg

>usually listen to NIGGER music all the time
>kanye, drake, future, kendrick, shit like that
>this ONE time I find a cool jrock band I like
>slight screamo
>room mates call me an emo and laugh at me

Fuck this

>>36366138
>>36366144

>brioche

Juat sprinkle sugar on your bread while youre at it.

Hell just eat a plain donut instead since its practically the same.

Brioche is pleb working class shit, im amazed all the shitty weatherspoons level restaurants try to upsell their "premium" burgers by using this shit bread

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>>36366138
>in a posh LANDAN cafe
>Edie, eat your hummus then you can have a banana smoothie
Kids dont want to eat hummus you daft bint

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>>36365149
Some painters turned up to paint the front of the house today.

I knew they were coming, just not today, so I was a bit freaked out when I woke up to the sound of someone scraping at the downstairs window.

Composed myself pretty sharpish, and offered them a cup of tea. But they asked me to make them coffee.

Still though, freaked me out a little. They probably think I'm mad, I woke up at almost 2 and then opened the door in a Hawaiian shirt, and garbled some gibberish at them.

Ah well. Posted.

PAKIS - OUT
ANIME - IN
GAYS - OUT
WAGIES - IN

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>tiger bread

the poor mans giraffe bread

My kid likes panda pops and freddos and that's what he'll damn well get!

>>36366208
>tfw they discontinued blue panda pops

>>36366216
>discontinued

fucking what? the chippy near mine still has it

>>36366208
>>36366216
I havent even seen a panda pop in probably 12 years. Are they still 15p or whatever?

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Would you a chucky, lads?

What party do I vote for to reduce Freddo prices?

>>36366216
bubblegum flavour?

>>36366229
>12 years of inflation
>Brexit
>Are they still 15p

>>36366180
>Juat sprinkle sugar on your bread while youre at it.
its not really the same lad, it's more about the light fluffy texture of the bread, tbqh it should be eaten more like a cake than bread

>>36366236
UKIP will take back control of our freddo prices.

>>36366224
Mate they've not been making panda pops since 2012. I wouldn't buy those in the chippy.

>>36366246

My local sweet shop sells them for 10p as a loss leader.

>>36366235
Don't really get the appeal of collecting these.

Then again I collect watches and someone might think that's pointless.

>>36366174
Listen to underground rap.

>G59
>TeamSesh

>>36366267
This is a bit disconcerning lad, I bought one a few months back

>>36366280
I used to back in 2013 when I was big into the sadboys trend fuck this bringing back some minor nostalgia

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9VA8_lLiWw

>>36366298
Aha
Been a while for me too lad.

>I can't believe I used to listen to Yung Lean at uni.

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How does /diy/ survive in peace without shills and shitposters?

>>36366174
What jrock band laddo?

>>36366327
What would they shitpost about, Phillips vs Flathead screws?

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>>36366316
>wore a bucket hat and wore this tshirt to sixth form

they probably thought I was suicidal

>>36366340
Fanboys grow old.

What you doing nowadays lad?

>>36366264

Now that's a manifesto

>>36366236
Socialist Party. When the mean of Freddo production are transferred to the workers we will cut the middle man out of freddo sales meaning you get full compensation for you work in Freddos

Easter weekend saw a record number of sea migrants into Italy from North Africa, with more than 8,300 migrants taking advantage of the good weather and calm seas to make the perilous crossing.

Poor loves

>>36366337

Philips are shit, they grind they're just useless all round

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I kinda gave up on having girlfriends since I wasn't able to find a single one with the same interests as me so I tried looking for a passable trap on /soc/ today in my area for about 2 hours.
No luck.

I feel like this is a slippery slope and I might just end up gay lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Uxuk5pI_ys

Bolts are superior to screws in every way and it upsets me when car manufacturers use screws.

>>36366428

why are bolts better than screws?

>>36366416
Tinder
Craigs list
University
Change job
Move to Europe while you still can
Work abroad.

The possibilities are endless for pussy lad. Unless you're actually gay.

>>36366246
Well it was a question, what are they now?

Ate a load of chocolate at once and feel like shit again.

Why do I keep doing this.

>>36366448
>Move to europe

I assume he wants a white gf

>>36365647

Is this an actual show?

>>36366443
try removing a 30 year old screw from the underside of a car and come back to me.

>>36366448
>Tinder
Not really looking for random hookups
>Craigs list
I live in Ipswich. There isn't even a fucking craiglist for ipswich there's east anglia and I'm not driving up to Norwich
>University
I am in University
>Change job
Have to get a degree first
>Move to Europe while you still can
I moved from Europe to hear tho
>Work abroad.
Might do so

>>36365796

Or just get mommy to buy them for you and you end up paying 0.00 per egg even though you are an adult

>>36366484
Oh fuck someone else from the Ipswich shithole, whereabouts?

>>36366470
Haha, laugh at the pass user lads.

>>36366191

Hummus is dank you pleb

>>36366484
>Not really looking for random hookups

most girls on tinder use it to date or at least claim they want to date.

could always try pof, okcupid or another dating site.

there is always bars.

>>36366194
>tfw you will never be a builder and bully timid NEET waifu posters into making you more and more elaborate drinks orders

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>>36366498
Very very close to the university of suffolk

>>36366479

I stand very much corrected

>>36366500
Holy shit so that's what it is. I've seen it maybe twice in the years in posting here, are pass users really that rare?

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>>36366194
I'm still slacking off even though I really dont have the time to spare.

>>36366199
>ANIME - IN
>GAYS - OUT

You haven't really thought this through have you

>>36366416

It's a tough situation because on the one hand women are pretty stupid and bland but on the other I want pussy purely because I'm biologically programmed to want it.

>>36366043
any other social difficulties?

>>36366484
>>36366498
Haha lads why don't yous IP and SWICH where you live

>>36366316
I still do

I'm over 30

>>36366500

Haha the jokes on you I'm actually 1/3rd of the comments in this thread but I toggle it on and off to make it not obvious

>period blood is objectively no more disgusting that any other blood, if you aren't squeamish about blood period blood shouldn't disgust you
thoughts?

>>36366533
I'm attracted to very slim bodies. Dudes can do that too. With some makeup cute clothes and estrogen they're just as good looking imo.

>>36366337
this >>36366408 so much, you'd expect phillips to be better but it's flathead all the way

>>36366549
wrong different bloods are on different levels of disgusting see nosebleeds vs anus blood

>>36366549
Accurate, period blood makes great lube

>>36366523
>>36366500
I'm a pass user but dont have that thing

had an endoscopy over a month ago and still nothing from the nhs wbu anons

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>>36366550

No they aren't, that's just the loneliness speaking.

>>36366548

BritNormie detected

>>36366484
Ipswich! I went to college there. Weird to see someone from round that area on here. Also I'm sorry you live in such a crap backwards shit hole.

Who /Manchester/ here

Fuck me lads.
There is dying smackheads on every highstreet covered in their own vomit and shit.

>>36366549
I agree with this statement tbqh but then again I've never really been grossed out by anything

>normie coworkers all talking about the old american guy that shot in the street
>they show me the video
>not phased in any way by it

fucking video games and movies have turned me into an emotionless husk I'm sure of it

>>36366572

You have to choose to display it, it's only there if you consent to it every time you post

>>36366502
I like it, forcing kids to like it because you think you;'re too posh to take them to maccyd's is retarded.

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>>36366580
My mate did spice the other night and died.
Wanna give it a go.

>>36366580
Regrettably I'm /Salford/
Also go push them over, they can't do shit their brains are liquid.

>>36365871

yep.

http://www.electoralcalculus.co.uk/gainloss.html

>>36366574
I mean... that's kinda like your opinion and stuff. I want someone that I can share a hobby and be open with about my life.

All of my relationships so far have not lasted very long because I wouldn't open up and it was more of a mutual agreement to have sex and sometimes eat and watch movies together.

>>36366598

Feeding them fast food is a good way to turn them into a fat beta

>>36366626
>fat
>beta

Those aren't synonymous lad.

>tfw my ex left me for a fat fuck

>>36366515
>timid
I prefer the term friendly.

I had just gotten up, so I was tired as shit and completely incoherent.

I think I did fuck up their coffee though. I don't drink it, so I basically just guess at what colour it should be.

>>36366527
Slacking off when you shouldn't is what makes it worth while. Slacking off when you can is no fun.

>>36366625

Then just become homosexual and stop pretending it's because "men can look like women too"

Just accept faggotry and you can have a perfect relationship

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>>36366579
mfw i chose this shithole because of the university but didn't really look into it too much

literally everyone here is white and angry all the time

>>36366631

I doubt any chads were eating fast food growing up. Tyrones maybe because they spend enough time mugging people to burn off the fat but chads are generally rich and well cared for.

>>36366626
You're trying to imply I'm a fat beta because you thought I didn't eat hummus? (I actually love hummus)

My point was more breeders should accept their fancy grown up life is over and know there is a time and a place for their kids, not to keep dragging them to grown up places.

>>36366638
That's the thing though. Guy bodies and facial features don't attract me. I find them repulsive.

I wish I were gay lads, I really do

>>36366657
Tyrone is powered by chicken shop food alone lad.

>>36366640
You chose UCS over UEA? Are you mad? Also angry and white describes East Anglia

Lads how do you pronounce Ipswich? This is a bit concerning for a native brit like me not knowing how to pronounce it.

>greenwich
>gren-ich
>ipswich
>ips-ich?

>>36366675
UEA didn't have the course I wanted and UCS became UOS recently.

>>36366662

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdTUnCShXPc

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reminder to vote green please and thank you

>big tax on the merchant banks
>three day weekend
>universal income for NEET living no questions asked
>free education free healthcare free everything free free free

>Caroline Lucas, the party's sole MP, said the proposal was a response to the fact that people are working 'ever-more hours' in the modern economy and experiencing 'ever-more ill-health'.
>We're facing in the 21st century a very uncertain world with big pressures from corporate globalisation.
>What we want to do is take a step back and think what is the purpose of the economy, what kind of country do we want to be, and do we really want a future where all of us are just trying to work even harder?

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>>36365149
little bit of research and reading, mainly nothing :|

housemates mummy came to clean for him and i watched her milfness clean my house barefooted while i thought very lewd things.

>>36366541
Not really, I only have a small group of friends but don't feel the need to make more nor do I ever get lonely about not having a girlfriend. I don't get anxious about social situations, but I do prefer being alone; even at home I'd rather eat dinner in my room than with the family.
I don't talk at length about a niche topic like someone with aspergers would either, but still I wonder if I'm mildly aspergian.

>>36366679
Ipswick.

>>36366695
>reddit and morty

>>36366657
>chads didnt eat fat foods

now you are just having a laugh lad

>>36366679
Ip-switch

>>36366679
ib switch

>>36366448
Where do you think you are?

Origi just in cadigi

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Need a North Korean gf

>>36366580

Old trafford here.

The amount of homeless in the city centre is fucking disgusting.

Needa cut out all support for these drugged up shits.

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>>36366714
this is correct
>>36366695
mfw

>>36366700
Where the fuck have you been lad? I haven't seen you in ages.

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>>36366707

Wubba lubba flub dub

>>36366697
i would vote green but i know it would be a waste. they are never going to get in. may aswell vote labour lad, they are our second best option.

>>36366724
Same. Can we import them? Will they do a 2 for 1 discount if we order them together or something?

>>36366736
struggling to finish my masters and unironically forgot this place existed for a few weeks.

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>tfw no gook gf with a fat arse

>>36366517
Ah cool, I'm in Nacton a lot of not far, you have steam/battle.net?

>>36366697
Can't lad they want to dismantle trident which is quite frankly retarded in the current climate.

>>36366761
Fair enough lad, what's your masters in?

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Remember! Mummy May is watching.

what do you have to offer a girl that no one else can offer anon?

>>36366741
More like "Wubba lubba le-upvote"

>>36366724
>>36366750
they wouldn't touch you and ruin their heritage and bloodlines, you shouldn't be thinking of doing the same, get yourself an english gf you retards

>>36366770
I do but I don't want that shit archived. Can you shoot me an email?

[email protected]

>>36366792
https://www.face book com/daniel.lewellen

there you go

>>36366741
>>36366741
>>36366794
Haha I too hate reddit and only watch 4chan approved shows.

>>36366774
aww fuck, labour it is I guess

I just want universal income SO bad, I'd rather make 12k as a neet than 40k as a wagie

>>36366694
What made them change from UCS to UoS? It's been two years since I looked at going to uni there so I haven't paid much attention. I ended up going to Manchester Uni to get away from my crappy family.

>>36366787
Global Politics

reppin the political theory and ethics (of public policy/IRT) modules if anyone was doing something similar, surprisingly good and easy marks imo.

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>>36366795
Why though. Asians are the master race genetics wise.

We shall strive to make the world a better place.

I will do my part

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>>36366813
>tfw when le redditor steals redditor shaming from you and claims he invented it
Typical fucking redditor

>>36366464
Then why the fuck would he stay here? Save up to purchase one for a week from the local paki gang?

>>36366819
https://www.uos.ac.uk/news/university-campus-suffolk-gains-approval-become-university-suffolk

>>36366825
I wish a girl would look at me for this long.

>>36366792
Holy shit, I'm literally in Clacton and didn't expect that second last point.

I don't pay attention to politics, what did Carswell do?

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>>36366825
>No Hwang Mi Hee gf

>>36366825
>Asians are the master race genetics wise.

yeah thats why asians invented everything, thats why asians ruled the world, wait a second...

you are doing the exact thing niggers do to whites and somehow you think you should be proud of it

>>36366697
Also that dank kush.

>>36366766
Go China.

Based from experience they will flock to a western white man.
Just choose one who's not after citizenship or money.

I went on 7 dates in a month.
Happily with a gf now.

Mfw my m8 is in Japan and gets laid with jap qt's all the time.
All my weeb fantasys from my degenerate years were crushed.

The Japanese are slowly becoming less harsh on girls banging western men, since their population levels are declining so badly. I didn't even stand a chance at talking to one back when I was 17.

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>tfw will never be a part of the North Korean lightning special forces

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>>36366855
found the ukip voter

>>36366853
He was a Tory plant, now he's left UKIP and is independent.

>>36366853
He destroyed UKIP.

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Average asian girls when seeing a white man.

>>36366890
>He destroyed UKIP.

farage leaving did that, carswell was just the final nail in the coffin

>>36366701
Oh, you're me.

Do you feel content with life despite not achieving anything? I get that, even though I want to improve.

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>>36366897
real talk. you see a girl having a reaction like this

how do you approach her? like
>ur hot im hot why not

>>36366865
^
Can confirm see above.
>>36366897

>>36366792
>people posting /pol/ memes on normiebook

jesus christ, no wonder people think robots are socially fucked. they doom themselves with shit like this.

>>36366897
And yet none of you have gfs, really made me think.

>>36366905
farage left ukip to become a leader of one of the main parties.

>>36366925
>yet none of you have gfs

speak for yourself lad. I was in a relation for 2 years with a korean girl but I have a white gf now

>>36366914
That's what I did mate.

With Asian now.

>>36366938
Do you miss ur kgf?

Do you miss any qualities the kgf had over your white gf?

>>36366810
Who am I looking at here

>>36366914
>>ur hot im hot why not

you dont approach her like this. you compliment her and ask for her number. you dont "your hot, lets fuck". even if she wants to fuck you, most girls wont straight away because they will look like a slut, they will at the very least expect 1 or 2 dates.

>>36366938
Kek, yet you and the others just oddly have never talked about them before.

>>36366963
the person who posted that image, just helping fb users not post their fb shit here

>>36366805
>[email protected]
Sent a message lad

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>>36365149
had a dental check-up and got a couple of last minute things tor tomorrow, got a 10 day field trip to tenerife for uni
shit's gonna be bretty gud, though I don't think they have particularly high opinions of brits there

>>36366951
>Do you miss ur kgf?
Not really she was quite a bitch, extremely stuck up.
>>36366966
But I have? We broke up almost a year and a half ago so not sure if you're just some newfag or expecting me talk about her all the time when nothing prompts it

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>>36366869
Which party will increase our imports of asian girls?

>tfw looking at your bank account and coming to the realization that its time to become a wagie again.

>>36366907
I'm not sure, there are only a few things I would change but I wouldn't say I'd be happy to die tomorrow.

The normies have just sent me a message saying next year they are implementing a rule system for the house where huge fines will be issued if the rules are not followed.

>>36366999
>But I have?
Nope. Bad luck.

>>36367002
Labour of course.

>b-but these aren't the asians I meant!

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>>36367002
I assume any party that will fund education very well so we get a lot of rich chinese immigrants like they do in the US.

>>36367013
>Not being a rent boy
>Not making 100 quid for an hours work

lad..

>>36367030
Are you the official normie liaison for /britfeel/?

>>36367052

Why? Do you need normie translation services?

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>>36367002
>>36367038
this is something i can support. who do i vote for

>>36367045
If im on here then no one is going to pay to shag me.

>>36367073
Yes please, can you translate "spaff" ?

>>36367084

They would probably pay to amputate part of you

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>>36367013
fuck yeah love my life

>>36367013
20k for a kidney buddy

Off to the tip lads, anyone want anything?

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>>36367002
Which party will increase our imports of waifus?

>>36367114
Have a look at the junkers for me would ya? I need a replacement wing mirror for a '98 escort.

>>36367111
how is this done?

>>36367097
means cum, as a verb

>>36367097

And what was the context?

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>>36367033
made me chuckle lad, here have a old photo of us

oi lads awhile ago my dads friend gave me a original ds, but it only had that braintrainer shit with so i forget about, been thinking about picking up same games for it if i see any cheap. any recommendations? got all the meme stuff like mario, zelda and pokemon on the list already and the ds plays GBA games so ill take them to

>>36367138
Go to house parties and offer lifts to drunk teens.

>approved for a credit card

yay free money