How do you do talk to people?

i join discords hoping someone talks to me

Describe the situation

or copy and paste

Hey, how's your day going?

keep it lighthearted and clever, the art of small talk goes a long way. Then just keep the conversation flowing by being interested

That sum nice handwriting, wish mine was that sexy

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>>36357325
I can't do that, I can't talk in groups or anything like that.

>>36357330
They browse this board and I don't want them to see this. Well, maybe I do because that would be easier but still. I messaged them already but they're busy.

>>36357399
I try that but I just can't help getting awkward especially when there's feelings involved. Also, that's the last diary entry of Teddy Roosevelt after he lost the last of his family to an accident.


Update: Messaged and their busy so I stopped messaging them. Somebody wanna come kill me? Would be a whole lot easier

>>36357399
>sexy

that's a president after his wife died.
nice dubs

>>36357462
>Somebody wanna come kill me?
I'll strangle you if you're fat and live near me...

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>>36357491
I'm skinny and probably don't unless you're an American who stays up late on a Monday night.

>>36357519
not late here, I'm west coast
oh welllll

>>36357533
Oh, commiefornia? I live on the East Coast so does the person I'm talking too obviously. Though I'm not a girl nor is the person I'm talking to if you catch my drift. Mods should just delete this thread I regret it since I'll reply to every post and it won't end well but whatever.

>>36357622
naw washington, there're other states there too fucker

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>>36357721
Oh, I got some family up there who want me to keep going to Seattle. Is that worth taking the vacation or should I tell em to fuck off? They're not that close of family desu.

>this thread is now my personal chatroom/blog while I'm drunk
>nobody will actually help me with my problem
>at least I have people to talk to

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I talk to everyone in a similar fashion irl (very few people). On the internet,no one likes or talks to me so idk. With people I like, it's the same. I'm very verbose when people talk to me.

>>36357802
>nobody will actually help me with my problem
unclear problem

Tell them to fuck off, it's just hipsters.

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>>36357840
I'm usually pretty straight forward and up front but I'm not this time which makes me think it's a bit realer than other times.

>>36357841
Okay, well. I met this guy in a thread here a little bit ago and we talked for a bit and he's really fun to talk to and we have some similar interest and music tastes. And he's a top tier qt and he lives close and I can't properly articulate because with each post I drink more and I don't want to completely post about who it is because that's weird.

>This is terribly written
>I still have the ability to post with semi-correct grammar
>I cant think of a third thing to green text

>>36357949
get fit and then ask him to hang out and play vidya

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>>36358016
That takes too much time, he's top tier qt and I'm worried he'll find somebody else. Personality wise people think I'm ultra straight and they think I fuck my female co-workers it's just I can't be emotional or nice or anything sober. Is that a plus? I can't even tell at this point, I'll probably just say fuck it and message them eventually asking them out but I might become more of an alcoholic if they say no.

>tfw ranting at this point
>tfw almost out of alcohol and I will never drink and drive
>tfw tempted to ask my neighbor if she has any liquor to share

>>36358165
Congrats. You now feel like 99% of robots in these threads, with every romantic interest they talk to.

You're lucky that he would even waste his time on you, when guys talking to someone attractive are shot down all the time.

GTFO Roastie.

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>>36358260
It's happened to me before, this whole situation. Way too many times, the only reason I'm making this thread is to see what other people have done so maybe I can stand on the shoulders of giants so to speak and maybe actually have a relationship. I'm still a virgin and I'll probably continue to be so for quite a while. And this guy is really attractive, he's a solid 10/10 but that might just be me. Thanks for the help anon even if you were kind of mean about it.


>mods haven't deleted this thread yet
>they're laughing at my loneliness
>they want me to be a sad sack and never find happiness
>tfw listening to Gunslinger album by Garth Brooks and it literally hurts my soul
>tfw nobody has come and killed me yet

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I can't stay awake anymore, I've had too much to drink and I'm tired anyway. If you post advice I'll see it in the morning if this thread is still up and if not oh well. Not like I'd succeed anyway.

>>36357061
kind of push air from your chest and sorta squeeze with your throat, hard to explain

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I just push them away so I dont have to feel autistic when I cant talk to them.

>>36359104
prolly just seems like a smart dick thing to say but my point is learning to use your voice as a tool, the mindset of expressing and actually physically. how exactly I can't tell you I've gone a long time without talking myself, just make the noises I guess.

Try coke and mdma