What would you do if you could stop time without consequence?I would eat girls assholes
sleep
originalo
Go around assassinating various oligarchs
Also probably fondle some boobs
Gain monetary wealth and acquire material goods.
>>36356816
Jfc, what does that taste like? Does it smell? What sorts of bacteria is that spreading? Fuck.
>>36356816
Is that from an evil angel movie?
I'd go to sleep. Cheat on exams too
>>36356882
I'm a robot, so I have no idea. I would assume it would just taste like skin, but the amount of nerve endings to make a girl go wild is what helps get me off.
>>36356884
No idea sorry, I can't stand that faggot Mike Adriano, but he does produce the best anal content. Some of the stuff in his movies are just damn annoying.
>>36356816
Become Dio or STOPMAN
>>36356816
Become a police officer or join the military and stop crime/prevent deaths/win battles. Also use it to get away from women. I'm straight and fap all the time but women scare me.
>>36356816
>smell some girl's butthole and lick it if I want to
>basically rape women
>steal lots of money and things
>cheat on all exams
That's basically it, and also sleep maybe
Everyone always says they'd do weird sexual stuff or cheat or steam.
Me? I'd just take a shit in strange places. On the professor's podium. In someone's desk. Maybe even shit someone else's pants
I'd just go grab a bunch of fucking cash
>>36356816
Kill all assholes.
Then myself.
Cause asshole
do jumper stuff
>>36356816
id set up a camera and pick a random lady to cum on
I would first shave my head.
I would then keep freezing and unfreezing time while cumming on her constantly so the camera saw my hair growing along with an increasingly large pile of cum. by the end of the tape she would be nothing but a pile of cum and I would have a beard and long white hair down to my feet
>>36356816
Create an army of Stand Users probably
>>36357911
at least post the greentext
>>36356816
Why are you too pussy to do it in real life? I've done it, most girls are fine with it.
Probably steal some stuff. I'd feel to disgusted with myself to fondle anybody.
At first anyways.
I'd probably stalk my oneitis and sniff her ass or something.
>>36356816
>What would you do if you could stop time without consequence?
Start time again.
>>36357944
I'm ugly, that is the reason, while I'm on R9K while I do STEM homework
Also I can't go up to a girl with a fat ass in leggings and lick her ass in public without going to jail.
>>36356882
Smell/taste like shit.
It can spread some nasty diseases like hepatitis and e.coli
I've thought about this more than I'd like to admit after watching Jojo. I'd definitely cheat on tests and do some lewd stuff. I'd also become like the world's best magician.
>>36356816
steal everything
I'd use the extra time to
>learn more skills
>sleep
>watch more tv/movies
>never be late to anything
>impress people
>touch girls
>>36356816
>I will never know the pleasure of eating the ass of a hot girl and make her cum
I would become the owner of The World.
>>36356816
Remove the penises of my enemies.
Wait weeks/months for it to heal completely.
Then restart time.
id walk around a city and remove all the females clothes and then unfreeze time and watch them all freak out
>>36356816
find a way to make billions of dollars, then retire to play video games, go pro at video gaming too, freeze time and us it to cheat.
>>36356816
>Go on a shopping spree
>Swipe some gold and diamonds and start putting the money into an offshore account
>Titfuck celebs
>Pranks and vandalizing
>Revenge
>Punish shitty people
>Shave Trump's head
The possibilities are endless
>>36356816
Mate nigga, the fuck? Go to my job, stop time, hold it for 3 hours, attempt to screw every hot frozen chick I come across, fin.
>freeze time
>whip out my bag of anal plugs
>whip the pants off of every single female in the general vicinity
>insert
>put the pants back on
>sit and watch a ton of women's sudden reactions to the anal intrusion
>stop time again and fap
Then id beat the fuck out of them
>>36359061
I work in a grocery store, I would fuck so much milf pussy OH MY GOD
>>36356816
wander through nature, travel all over the world, get up close with a bunch of dangerous animals, infiltrate military bases and learn all their secrets, steal a bunch of money from drug dealers, get rich, maybe spend a couple days scouting ISIS positions and then deliver the pictures to the military/rebels
Then I'd use my newfound fortune in money to fund my own films and I'd take advantage of my ability stop time to re-arrange shots precisely exactly 100% how I want them to look frame by frame until they're pure kino
Fuck now I'm a big miffed I can't do that
kill myself so time remains frozen for the entire universe.
>>36359184
lol so do I, hence why I said 3hrs. Gotta alot of pussy ground to cover.
>>36356816
If I could stop time without aging in suspended time I would gamble a lot and influence the odds.
And find someone I hated and shit directly in their mouth.
Probably also convince people I could teleport short distances for giggles
>>36356816
Fix my sleep schedule.
I would confess everything I've ever wanted to say to people that I never could in real life.
>>36359184
I never really thought about it but there must be so many milfs at grocery stores
>>36356816
If i didn't age I would carry out a death note esque attack except it won't be on just politicians it will be on every single person in prison. if i aged then it would just be like politicians. I would also be like a local robinhood.
So many people would taste my poo.
>Cut me off in traffic, bam you're eating poo.
>Bad service a restaurant, that's poo in your mouth.
>Don't say "have a nice day" to me at the supermarket after I check out, poo for dinner
>I Catch your dog pooing on my lawn, your eating both our poo (even if you were planning on picking it up)
>Fries aren't ready at the same time as the rest of my meal when I get mcdonalds, the entire staff is having lunch on me.
>Your baby is being loud on the plane, special in flight snack.
>Making eye contact with my oneitis, she will never talk to a poopoo breath.
>Listening to music on speakerphone instead of headphones while on the bus, listening to and tasting poo
Every single annoyance to me, no matter how minor will be punish with eating me poo.
I would stop time and kill myself to see what happens
>>36356816
Pic related
What does without consequence mean? If people realize you're stopping time all over the place wouldn't you be like... considered a threat to other people, even if you used it peacefully? Stopping time indefinitely without consequence is a very very scary power. So what does without consequence mean here exactly...?
>>36359669
Are you by chance from India?
>>36358040
why Ava Adams? Why would you do this?
>>36359743
other fags always have these gay rules where there is a limit to stopped time, or you age faster or some other bullshit. I don't give a fuck about how scary it is. I want to lick girls asses with this power.
>>36359763
I love thicc milfs. I want her to sit on my face.
>>36356832
This honestly
or join the military and become a god of war
>>36356847
it would be chill whip out a girls tittie on command
sleep and read
it'd be such a temptation to abuse that I think I might be justified in killing myself. as it stands I'm opposed to suicide but in such a case, who knows?
Kill myself and let time remain frozen forever.
>>36356816
sleep
get girls naked/fuck them/fap/etc.
get some money
practice stuff/study
the obligatory rape and murder
>>36360122
kekked me up
"Had my fun doing a bunch of crazy timestop shit. Time for THE OBLIGATORY rape and murder."
>go into a room full of people
>take everyone's clothes
>take the clothes into another room
or alternatively
>put the clothes on other people
>crossdressing everywhere
>>36359015
>>Shave Trump's head
Just pour some hot water, the wig will come out on its own.
>pick a random girl in the street
>[freeze time]
>take her to a hotel room
>tie her up
>start fucking her (wearing a mask)
>about to nut
>[unfreeze time]
>she feels me cum inside her
>[freeze time]
>clean her up
>put her back like nothing happened
>>36361942
That's sounds terrifying anon, the fuck dude
Mercilessly hatefuck every girl who's ever rejected me and then place their naked bodies in extremely embarrassing/compromising situations
>>36361942
jesus dude thts beyond horrifying
>get money
>get drunk
>rape
>pile all the homeless together in the middle of a busy intersection, light them on fire then unfreeze time
>>36361942
Kek, I like this one. She'll never be able to convince anyone of what happened
>>36359669
Hahaha this is a funny post :)
>kiss every cute girl I see and fondle their bodies
>go into the city and remove the panties of every single cute girl, then unfreeze time
>make girls kiss each other and unfreeze to see them get flustered
>sniff feet and socks
>anal sex, lots of anal sex
>>36356882
If it's clean, tastes like nothing. Never done it to a dirty one
>>36356816
Take everything I ever wanted.
>Want a new Lamborghini? Freeze time and steal it
>Want to own the Playboy Mansion? Freeze time and steal it
>Want to take Obamas daughters virginity?
Freeze time and steal it
Possibilities are endless.
>>36356882
When there's a good coating of shit around the hole, it tastes pungent and bitter, almost like a very dark chocolate. Also has a slight metallic taste with some women.
t. pro ass eater
>>36356816
Tbh I've fantasized about this for years, was my go-to daydream for any and all purposes.
If I could stop time without aging or any other consequence (like the pause function in Click), I would go around the world and kill literally everyone who was not white or Asian, maybe the Asians too. I think it would go a long way towards improving the world.
Then I would completely erase weed from existence, because I hate it and I don't like other people doing it and I think it would be funny. I would then burn down/otherwise destroy any building with gender-neutral/all-gender restrooms.
Next I would rob like 50 banks across the country from myself, assuming that since time was stopped I could not leave behind any DNA evidence, keep the money in cash and quit my job when I unfroze time. (50 might be hyperbole but you know, enough)
I don't think there's anything else I would destroy/erase from existence, but any time I got in any kind of conflict, if it escalated to violence, I would stop time to dodge their punches and whenever I threw one I would stop time and repeat the punch a lot so when I unfroze time it would hurt a lot more.
I know a lot of this is autistic/ihatefun as fuck but I don't care
>>36362242
You belong here.
Rolipolioriganaroli
>>36362294
No I don't, I'm engaged to an actual human female
>>36356816
Aside from the obvious of sleeping and studying, I'd definitely take the time to stalk or otherwise molest girls. While I'd love a yan gf, it would be fun to send letters explaining too detailed thoughts and send pics that couldn't have possibly been taken. I'd also impregnate a lot of women, whether they be milf or highschool. Sure, I'd like to have a real relationship but I don't think I'd ever get a physical, non-online one so I'd take out my urges on whoever caught my eye.
The real fun thing to do would be to find a girl and convince her I was God. If she asks for you to pull wine out of your ass, stop time, grab a fancy bottle, unstop and have it seemingly poof out of thin air. The worshipping would be real. Especially if she were religious.
Of course a shit ton of petty crime too. Provided security cameras couldn't catch me, I'd freeze time exactly when the store door opens, grab everything I want, bag it, and then head out on top of taking coin and leaving seed. It'd be a pretty comfy life, and sleeping with time stopped means that when the clock goes back to ticking, I'll always be awake and rested.
It'd be a comfy life. I could take pics and videos of everything and show them to my religious zealot as further proof of my abilities. Best case scenario, she helps me find targets to enjoy and breed. Worst case is that she insist I just enjoy her. Which could lead to a very loving relationship. I could freeze time at work, go to her, unfreeze and spend some time with her before going back. I'd even try to learn how to keep her unfrozen when I stop time, so we could have the world together. Of course this would lead both to both of us finding a poor girl to target and abuse.
>>36359669
You made me laugh so hard.
Thanks.
I guess you could say I have shit taste.
>>36356816
Walk around naked and fuck everyone/fap over everything. Go into houses and strip people, set up cameras in their bathrooms, steal their underwear, harass them, etc.
>>36362242
> I would go around the world and kill literally everyone who was not white
imagine everyone's throat being cut at the exact same moment
>>36362521
Part of the reason why it was my favorite daydream. There's no way that those cancerous Tumblr fucks could blame white people for it. No one could blame white supremacists. Everyone would just be dumbfounded and there would be less traffic
put buttplugs in all girls asssholes, unfreeze time and watch reactions
>>36356816
travel to nz and rape missalice
Freeze time forever, unless it starts again when I die.
>>36362844
this
the void beckons
>>36356816
Sleep while the time isn't moving so I can spend the entire day learning. I would try to become the smartest man in the world. I would also steal a lot. Televisions, music equipment, books, music, I would steal everything (including money) and not buy anything so I would also be extremely rich.ALSO RAPE, LOADS AND LOADS AND LOADS OF RAPE
>>36363000
Elon musk is a time stopping rapist
>>36363028
SHIT I'M FOUND OUT FUCK FUCK FUCKfds
>>36362128
>go into the city and remove the panties of every single cute girl, then unfreeze time
Nice, this was one of the first things that occurred to me too.
I'd go to the beach and take all the hot girls' swimsuits off and then unfreeze time and stuff like that, too.
>>36363063
Just hand over the time stop powers and no one has to know, you have your fortune now I need mine.
>>36363076
YOU'LL HAVE TO PEEL IT OF MY DEAD FUCKING HANDS FAGGOTfdf
>>36363100
Don't make me drive to your house you fuck, I live close enough to do it
>>36363111
Don't you fucking dare. I have used my time-stopping powers to train myself karate. I'd like to see you fucking try. MY EVIL PLANS SHALL NOT BE INTERVENED.
>>36356816
id probably have stopped it some time where i was in a anxious situation and never have the balls to continue time
rape my milf coworker repeatedly till she gets pregnant
and her daugther too
>>36363131
>teleports behind you
>unsheathes razor sharp naginata
"peesh nothin personal kid, the right full king of time claims his throne"
>>36356816
robbery
orijinaruuuuu
>>36361942
You sick fuck, this is awesome.
>>36356816
I'd freeze time everytime I'm tired so I can take a nap or sleep for hours then wake up without having wasted a second by sleeping. I'd also freeze it to get more time to study and do other boring stuff. I'd save so much time and probably even live 90% of my life in freeze mode.
>>36356816
I would stop time without consequence.
>>36359744
Dubs confirm this faggot is from India.
Get a bunch of free chick-fil-a sandwiches
>get every virgin woman pregnant without breaking hymen
>wait for news reports of unexplained pregnancies
>wait for religious authorities to investigate
>come forward as jesus
>>36361942
there is a hentai where a guy does this to an entire school full of girls. its fucking hilarious at the ending when all the girls are just dropped in the hallways with cum all over them.
sauce: http://hentaihaven DOT org/series/gakuen-de-jikan-yo-tomare/?sort=title
>>36360018
The only correct answer
this is my original statment
If it means I also can't age but also be able to change myself physically during said stoppage time, I would exercise and reach my peak physical form. I hate interacting with people.
>>36359270
Personally I would find and kill all tripfags
>>36356816
Sleep, rob stores, and play video games whenever I'm not frozen in time
>>36362521
It would be more fun to completely behead them. Then when time unfreezes a whole bunch of heads just fall off.
Probably never buy anything ever again. Just steal whatever I want, then watch as the asset protection guys at best buy are confused at how much stuff just went missing out of nowhere.
Also lots of rape, probably. Well, not probably. Lots of rape.
i'd wait for the oscars or some other big award show and go there, freeze time, go in and start fucking celebs ive always wanted to bang. tittyfucking sofia vergara and salma hayek would be great
>>36357237
>shit someone elses pants
Top kek, I really never thought of that one before
>>36356816
Watch several movies with my oneitis (assuming only people pause)
>>36356816
Licking a girls asshole is the cuckiest thing a man can do, congratulations on being a pussy bitch.
>>36361942
Alternatively,
>freeze time everytime I meet/greet a cute girl
>give her an orgasm while time is frozen
>go back to normal and unfreeze time
>act normally while she's trying to make sense of the random orgasm
>they'll associate me with intense orgasms everytime we shake hands or greet each other
>tfw no gf fixed in the long run
Also steal money, but nicely, like go dressed as far west outlaw during the night and take money from a bank vault then disappear.
Go to my ex girlfriend and hug her, lie down and hold her tight, id do anything to have her back
I'm going to kill myself in a couple days