>Tfw dropped a book on my dick it landed on a corner Post

This is the only dick related injury I've ever had:

>Me in 7th grade
>Helping teacher put away storage bins of stuff after a class
>heavyasfuck.jpg
>Have to place it at the top of a shelf
>Leaning against a cabinet door at the bottom of shelf
>As I lift to go upward, I thrust into a handle bar
>Hit directly on the head of my dick
>Hurt so bad I dropped everything
>My dick hurt the whole day
>My dickhead had a fucking bruise on it for a couple weeks

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>>36350426
I'm ready for this thread.

>>36350596
A bruise? Must have been a powerful thrust. No homo

>Go to massage parlor for full service, get handjob and grinding
>It also includes genital herpes
Kind of a way of hurting benis right?

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>>36350782
I don't like where this thread is headed...

>>36350680
Yeah I shit you not, I fucking bruised my dick. I guess I leaned into the handle just right. I wasn't very strong then, so it took everything I had to lift that shit. People were looking at me like what the fuck happened. I wasn't about to say, "ow I hurt mah dick"

>shaking out some basketball shorts with the drawstring on it
>the string snaps me right in the dickhead

another time

>cat is laying on my lap
>cat has sharp fucking claws
>claws my dickhead through my jeans and underwear

>Be me
>be 6
>rasing on tricycle with my brother
>hit the wall
>my butt slips and my dick hits the seat
>see blood and call my mom
>she doesn't seem worried
>It hurted a fucking lot
>the day after I didn't even remembered what happened.

>>36350426
>Younger me
>Raging hormones and violent arousal
>Calm down dick
>Jesus fuck control yourself
>Self bondage is a means of control you sick fuck
>Completely naked in the den
>Ankles are taped together
>Just locked the ballgag in place
>Finish by cuffing my hands behind myself
>Gosh I'm still standing better take a knee haha (^:
>Whoops
>Fall erection first
It was pretty painful, my dick is still a little bent.

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>>36350426
>parents say they're going to take me to a doctor for some shit
>I'm quite young and naive so I go along with it, no fuss
>get to doctors
>get put on a table and strapped down
>start getting nervous at this point, ask the assistant what's going on
>she tells me not to worry
>doctor walks over
>pulls down my pants
>puts a clamp over my penis
>chops off my foreskin
>unbelievable pain
>screaming, crying, inhuman sounds are coming from me
>get bandaged up and told to leave
>try to get off the table and stand up but fall onto my hands and knees in pain
>slowly climb up onto a chair
>pull pants back up and walk out
>parents ask me why I'm crying
>I can't even talk
>when we get in the car my mom slaps me and tells me to shut up and not to make a scene or else she'll look bad

Other dick pain throughout my life is quickly forgotten in comparison to this memory.

I zipped my dick lips on my onsie when I was a kid. I wore sweatpants and elastic waist trunks for years after.

>bout to fuck
>no foreplay
>no lube
>no condom
>stick it in (won't go in)
>JAM it in
>feel a *pop*
>pull it out
>dick is literally GOUTING blood from just beneath the tip
>ripped my frenulum
>was a teenager with no car, parents aren't home
>call 911
>"Hello, I ripped my penis"
>doctor tells me I'll be okay and will heal up soon, just take these pain pills and wash it
>ended up being okay and healed perfectly

>playing golf with friendsin my neighborhood
>First time doing it
>Literally live in a cul de sac
>Just a reckless situation
>Hit balls over the tree
>Friend takes a swing
>Standing near to him and tee
>Get hit on his follow through
I never played golf again

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>be me at 15
>fapping vigorously
>hadn't trimmed my nails in a while
>rubbed too hard and my hand went off my dick
>on the way back down my nail cut a small cut into my dick
>it bled a little
>lost boner

>freshman in HS
>grandma still alive, so grandma wants me to play football
>grandma gets what grandma wants because I love my granny
>all the equipment is paper thin cardboard shit that's so badly worn it's clear this place hasn't gotten funding since the 70s
>some of the pads inhibit movement
>pretty much just wear knee pads and shoulder pads
>one of the few times i'm actually in a dogpile
>someone stomps my dick
>with cleats
>and TWISTS his foot, several times, so I know it wasn't an accident
>take a five minute break and walk the line, shaking it off, pumping myself up and getting furious-er by the second
>get back in, slaughter their line, injure their QB and HB
>get back home, my balls and dick are bruised and have some lacerations on the inside of my thighs, extremely lucky the cleats weren't the long ones or they'd have ripped my fucking nutsack off

>>36352166
Holy shit anon I'm truly sorry for you. How long did it take to heal? Do you hate your parents for that?

zipped it up in my pants zipper once

fuck women complain about your periods and shit

at least your genitals are not outside your body and vulnerable

>>36350426
>wake up one morning
>have morning wood
>too tired to notice, I wanna go back to sleep
>roll over
>dick gets bent sideways
>I jump up and freak out
>feel pretty shitty and worry about it for the rest of the day

>try to turn life around
>join gym
>do dumbbell press
>drop 40bell on nads
>clenched teeth and pulsing neck vein for 20 minutes
>hobble down stairs
>vomit in car

>>36350426
>Be me
>In kitchen waiting for ramen to cook
>Playing with my cock to pass the time
>Tug on my flaccid cock a little too hard
>Feel as though something inside me was pulled
>Begin panicking
>SCREAM

>>36354078
>not wearing a cup
r u insane?
Everyone used to make fun of me for wearing a cup for middle school football but it saved my jewels a number of times.

Not technically dick, however:
>Rock climbing
>Foot slips
>Slide down the rockface
>Grind my bollock against the granite
>Cause internal damage to the stem
Only worse pain I've had was getting a camera jammed up my jap's eye, which is half the size of most people's. Pissing afterward was pure agony. As in, I screamed out loud. Felt like I was pulled razorwire out of there.

>>36354179
It stopped bleeding pretty quickly. All things considered it healed relatively well. It was a long time ago so I can't remember how long I had to keep it bandaged up exactly.

Yeah, I hate my parents. I'm usually a very forgiving person but this I cannot forgive. It was a brash decision fueled by my mom thinking that only gay men kept their foreskins. It really showed how horrible of a person she was, and that she really didn't care about me, she just wanted a picture perfect son. Meanwhile my dad idly stood by the whole experience, I lost a lot of respect for him not standing up to my mother and telling her to let me decide if I wanted to be circumcised or not. He let me go through excruciating pain just because he didn't want to have an argument with her.