/britfeel/

first for fucking terrible thumbnail

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SOMEBODYRU

>I hope you are well. I have just seen your email enquiry asking if its possible to have electrolysis and laser at the same time. You can have both treatments at the same time if its different areas that you want treating. Electrolysis is suitable for white/grey hairs and the hair needs to be in the follicle. Laser is treating darker hair. In answer to your second question Yes we would need to patch test you if you want a different part of your body treated. we have you booked in for your next laser treatment on X

>>36341318

Spamming little paki, you posted that in the last thread

>>36341328
As it WS dying though

My fucking IBS has got so bad now that I've lost a stone in a fortnight and now can't even eat dry chicken breast without getting the shits. Seriously thinking about just ending it, lads. Every time I do something positive with my life my body lets me down.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Azb0qt9CHxU

white women sticking up for a muzzie

why do women side with muslims and claim they want to be free? its like someone sticking up for pedoes and having kids

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>>36341328
and off to a comfy start

fucking sick to death of shitty games like persona being famous just because some eradiated nuke-gook made them

appreciate western stuff or fuck off to the third world

>>36341274
Let's have a good thread lads

>friends that I relate to the most are all going back to uni soon
Gonna have to start engaging with normies again and I'm not sure if I can do it.

>>36341382
Fuck off mate I bet you wear dickies brand trackies

>>36341382
>eradiated

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This is Lars he is a posh bear from Germany and his mummy wants you all to play nice now

>>36341404
>I bet you wear dickies brand trackies

ahahahaha howling lad

>>36341395
a comfy thread that from the start is shit
don't think it's going to happen lad

Why is every window in the OP sexy kev?

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all memes aside, what preconceptions do you guys truly have about Americans? Genuinely curious.

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i made this shitty op image what dose everyone think

>>36341402
>friends
You are a normies too

>>36341405
>tries to comment on spelling because he's too retarded to fault my sentiment

Van driving is 100% a paki job.

It's so beta too. "Go there, fetch this, take it there." It's demeaning. Like playing fetch and you're the dog.

Meanwhile some of us are solving tough customer service problems.

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>>36341274
Irish white girls edition

Oh, it's great being black in a white neighborhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

"intimidates whites guy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white girl whitin a one mile radius with your beautiful black...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ

>>36341415

They constantly try to act, they cannot behave seriously, they can't just relax.

>>36341415
theyre all annoying cunts

>>36341427
>Van driving is 100% a paki job.
nah that's taxi drivers lad

>>36341436
Not too far off. Lots of people where I live in the states are pretty animated, for lack of better word

>>36341415
i always think they are going to be really positive and loud, too the extent that it is annoying.

>>36341419

We agree that it's shitty lad

>>36341426
you did make any sentiment retard, all you said was hur dur nips tho

>>36341415
Rude vulgar loud fat
actually generally a lot politer than brits

>>36341449
It's regional lad, the south is hell but the farther away you go from there it's not so bad

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>"... and I said 'if you like the pope's cock so much, why don't you just'"
>"Oh, didn't notice you there Anon, we were just talking about Catholics"
>"You aren't a filthy papist, right anon?"

How do you respond?

>>36341462
Taxi driving is a paki job too, but it's basically the same job as van driving. Low intelligence job.

>>36341415
Fat, dumb and delusional

>>36341427
Agreed, you can imitate me if you take it easy like this

>>36341274

Saw a paki fall over today on the wet path lads.
He was with two of his mates and they just laughed at him instead of helping him up.

Looked about 20 but still cried.
Fucking kek.

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Billionaire stopping by to let you know I'm eating a FULL bag of kettle chips. Think of me and weep while you enjoy your tesco ready salted you plebs.

Look at that thickness.

there are too pakipoo trips again. which one is real?

>>36341515

I'd much rather be a van driver than a call centre worker

>>36341552

I dunno or care.
I have them both filtered.

lol

>>36341543
should have held it a bit further away from the camera lad. that looks shit tier

>>36341543

You chose the WORST possible flavour

>>36341515
About 35% of us are medically obese, that's a fair assumption

>>36341552

ending '7xG' is the real one

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This is Robin
I will leave him here to make sure this thread is like him
shit

>>36341543
>he doesn't even have a tesco tiger bread and kettle chip sandwich
kek pleb

>>36341415
A strange and fractured country. When I went to America everyone was really nice though.

>>36341543
>chips
>posts a pic of crisps
Yank, get out you pleb.
Also
>not mccoy
pleb

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Daily reminder that pakis are pretty much universally despised in britfeel

>>36341552
Ending q1h is the real one

>>36341511
it's spelled rapist not papist mate
as in what the priests do to the young choir boys

>>36341594

I saw a three wheeler the other day.

They are ancient as fuck.
You've more chance seeing bigfoot and the loch ness monster having sex in an alleyway than you are at finding one of them bastards.

>>36341543
Shit tier flavor though

Saw 6 teenage male Paki's hanging out sharing 1 vaping stick thing

There was a girl hanging around to but I don't think was sticking around long

Pathetic

>>36341525
Shame the paki didn't break their neck and die

>>36341554
Depends on the call centre, mine is a nice environment

>>36341602
new lad

>>36341603
If you hate pakis so much, why do you work a paki job?

>>36341561
>tfw you get a (You) and it turns out to be the pakiboo
I'm just filtering this shit now. Can't even be bothered ignoring it manually anymore.

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>>36341602
Should have expected no less from a McCoy peasant. Here's a view of the pack without the chip in the way, as I don't you've ever seen one up close.

>>36341415
From the tourists I've met: You're all so god damn loud, and unremittingly chipper. It's fucking annoying, be quite and miserable like everyone else in this gray little island.

WHAT A COMFY THREAD I LOVE BEING BRITISH HAHA

PAKI PAKI PAKI
PAKI PAKI PAKI PAKI PAKI PAKI PAKI PAKI PAKI

I THINK ABOUT NOTHING BUT RACE ALL THE TIME

PAKI PAKI PAKI PAKI PAKI PAKI PAKI PAKI PAKI PAKI PAKI PAKI PAKI PAKI PAKI PAKI PAKI PAKI PAKI PAKI PAKI PAKI PAKI PAKI PAKI PAKI PAKI PAKI PAKI PAKI PAKI PAKI PAKI PAKI PAKI PAKI

MUUHHH PURE WHITE RACE

>>36341653
>not eating tyrrells crisps
whats it like living in a slum

BNP Anon is it true that you drive a van for a living? Pretty disappointing. That is a job that any monkey could do. I see niggers and pakis do it all the time.

If you want to prove that we're the master race, you should be setting a better example than doing some scum tier job.

I can't believe I looked up to you.

>>36341653
>i pay more so the food is better
nice job lad.
If you were really rich you wouldn't waste your money on shit tier food like crisps anyway.

>>36341653
>gray
Disgusting

>>36341664

Are you autistic m8?
Get help...

>>36341664
I love the irony of making a post about race that's making fun of people that post about race

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>>36341602
how new are you lad?

>>36341543
looking spicy. some multi billionaire dropped off a bad boy packet of m&s hand cooked chips

>>36341568
>>36341624
it is the best flavor, you are both just saying this because you cant afford kettle chips

How about talking about dolescrounging and the shit we buy?

>>36341603
BNP supporters are literally the lowest rung of humanity in Britain

>>36341678
>expecting a BNP voter to have a high paying middle class job
lol

>>36341680
how fucking new are you? seriously, you dont even know the memes here

>>36341678
>shipanon is a white van man

don't know why that's funny but it is

>>36341632

It's not

>>36341678
0.2/10 b8

>>36341708
Only yesterday you said you'd be marching with them if they were slightly less anti-paki

>>36341732
I expect a good strong white man to have a good, valuable job - regardless of political alignment.

>>36341704
>flavor
Get out yank

>>36341754
Do you think a trip fag has any kind of consistency?
They just want attention.

>>36341754
Wow so it's true? Fucks sake.

>>36341755
oh come on. most people that jump on the racist bandwagon are working class trackie wearing retards.

>>36341755
It is a good job actually.

>>36341754
>Only yesterday you said you'd be marching with them if they were slightly less anti-paki
Yes IF they were but that one issue is what makes them scum

Generalising all Paki's and being unable to see that some are different just means you're a blind idiot full of hatred

>>36341763
it was auto correct, ya fanny.

>>36341774
Shipanon proves that.

He has a shit life where he has to drive around a van all day and obsesses about serial killers in the evening.

He can't face up to the fact his shit tier job and his shit tier life is his own fault, so he's looking for someone to blame.

Weird and pathetic guy.

Cor blimey guv'nor I 'ad that Sadiq Khan in the back of my van last week. Bloody pakis 'angins too good for 'em.

>>36341799
>Weird and pathetic guy.

You've upgraded your insults from 'creepy huh' I see

I don't have a shit life at all, I have a pretty comfy life actually.

>>36341664
>MUUHHH PURE WHITE RACE

You're definitely some sort of shitskin.

>>36341819
Take some photos of your house then, let us judge how comfy your life really is.

>>36341754

He was also on about how the paki rape gangs are good and stuff.

Someone asked him if he has any kids and he chimped out completely. Touchy subject.

>>36341774
Most lefties are interracial porn addicted cuckolds.

>>36341799
i dont think there is anything wrong with driving around in a van all day, sounds quite comfy desu. its just retarded if he is going around saying meh master race when he probably has never studied any philosophy relating to his rhetoric

>>36341799
yr dubs and saying he has robot qualities

>>36341682
What did you mean by this lad? Genuinely curious

>>36341842

It's just a standard 3 bedroom semi, comfy enough for me.

>>36341854
That was an imposter

I'd personally lynch every rapist and 99.9999% of Paki's in the country

>>36341842
>demands somebody do what he won't do himself

>>36341863
>i dont think there is anything wrong with driving around in a van all day, sounds quite comfy desu

Too right it is. Besides, I've never said "master race" even on /pol/.

>Shipanon is a white van driver

Uncomfy feels

>>36341919

What's uncomfy about that lad.

>>36341861

You know, you can be leftist and also anti-globalist?

A lot of genuine leftists actually hate large-scale immigration and unregulated global trade as much as the next guy

>>36341664
kill yourself you filthy curry stained rapist

>>36341940
Just hoped he was doing something a bit better than that desu.

>>36341991
>Better than that

Honestly there aren't many jobs I'd rather do than this, it's extremely comfy.

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>>36342022

made me kek desu lad

>>36342020
Well as long as you're happy mate.

Are you worried about self-driving vans putting you out of a job?

Shipanon is fine by me. He's totally friendly to non-white posters who arent poley and that's all that matters.

>>36342063
how do we know he is Shipanon
where the Shipman memes

>>36342063
Do you see yourself as a savior of minorities?

>>36342063
Agreed. Some autist is trying to bait him very unsuccessfully too, which also makes me like him.

He isn't the "master race" type of racist. Sounds like he's more just worried about competition from unskilled immigrants at the lower end of the job market.

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>>36342022
This is gonna piss him off and I hope he forgives me but I have an actual picture of shipanon and he looks nothing like that.
Pic related ( I'll delete if you want me to shippy)

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smack my union jack

>>36342121
He is very, very sexy.

I had no idea.

>>36342121
I think the gorilla has just cum a nice milky load

>>36342110
>Do you see yourself as a savior of minorities?
No I'm more concerned with religion and culture than skin colour. I dont feel an affinity to someone just because they look like me.

evening lads. spent the last hour reminiscing over some classic memes, poor puma, hipster girl, success baby. simpler times

>>36342121
You better delete that one, don't think shippy wants his face posted here

lads, is anime for pedos?

everyone i know who doesnt like anime (me included i think its degenerate) says its because all the girls are really young but obviously sexualised

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>>36342117
Don't forget the Paki rape gangs that have ruined thousands of little girls lives up and down the country. Oh, and the absurdly disproportionate amnount of crimes blacks commit and their toxic crime glorifyiong culture

>>36342177
skin colour is culture, different cultures came about from the different conditions and places the different races were, you cannot avoid this

blacks and browns cannot adopt white culture

I really need to get on with my work but I just can't be fucking bothered

I don't want to do any of this fucking work. I don't care. It's so fucking hard and so fucking boring

Someone fucking kill me that isn't a joke I didn't open this fucking door.

>>36341861
source?

here are my sources:

D. (2007). The wages of whiteness. 1st ed. London: Verso.

Hall, S. (2016). Cultural studies 1983. 1st ed. Durham: Duke University Press.

Racism, Class and the Racialized Outsider. 1st ed. Basingstoke: Palgrave Macmillan.

assuming you have studied this, please provide me with academic sources that prove your claim, if not, do not make it again.

>>36342177
>I dont feel an affinity to someone just because they look like me.

You're a victim of Marxism and the Frankfurt school.

>>36342203
>skin colour is culture
retarded
>blacks and browns cannot adopt white culture
also retarded
Stay off /pol/ for a few weeks

>>36342188
It REALLY depends on what kind of anime you watch anon. For instance samurai champloo is gonna give off vastly different vibes than say, whatever lolicon is super popular right now

>>36342230
as proven here >>36342194 non whites simply cannot adapt to white life, based bnpanon

>>36342194
What do you do for a living, Rotherham anon? Do you also work a menial job?

>>36341603
>BNP

lmao, nice dead party you've got there

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nothing wrong with being a white van man, I wouldn't mind being a HGV driver personally

>>36342242
>because inbred pakis are monsters that means all non-whites cant live just fine in a white country
Bit silly lad

>>36342219

Posting formal citation format in a britfeel post

>>36341432
heard james may talking about this on bbc four ffs

>>36342230
ace is not a product of culture.
Culture is a product of race.

Different races product different cultures based on environment but more importantly based on different abilities and limitations.

A nigger in africa has been proven to have a different culture than a european in africa.

A nigger in american has been proven to have a different culture than a european in america.

A nigger in europe has been proven to have a different culture than a european in europe.

This has been proven time and time again and anyone who cares to look can blatantly see it.

All attempts to ignore this blatant fact is all excuse making.

You cannot simply ignore thousands of years of natural selection as meaningless, you ethno masochist.

>>36342224
You are a victim of a 'we wuz kangz' meme.

>>36342268
>ignoring the fact blacks commit a massively disproportionate amount of crime due to their race and culture

same goes for the pakis, its in their culture to rape

>>36342261

I have a HGV licence and was a truck driver for a couple of months too, the hours are incredibly uncomfy though. I chose to go back to van driving even though the pay is less, because it's less stressful, and infinitely more comfy.

>>36342261
>nothing wrong with being a white van man

I agree. But if you're going to be racist, you shouldn't be discrediting your arguments about the superiority of your race by the way you live your life. It just makes you look like an idiot.

>>36342301
>black kids who live in crowded urban areas commit more crimes than whites stuck in east devon
Shocking

>>36342308
I looked into getting one but didn't because of that, seems to be an awful job to take now regarding companies fucking you over on hours and deadlines

>>36342325
and white kids who live in urban areas*

because whites are less prone to violence, and aren't raised in a culture which glorifies violence, these are literally facts

>>36342259
I'm not a BNP faggot but just because it's a dead party doesn't make them wrong.
However BNP are wrong anyway.

>>36342316
I agree with this. It's a bit of a joke if a guy driving a van for a living thinks he's better than a paki surgeon.

>>36342290
And whites in different countries have different cultures. Should we kick them out to? Fuck Octoberfest amirite?

>>36342308
My grandfather left trucks behind for the same reasons, he worked them pre-tacograph and ruined his sleeping patterns by doing all his driving at night. He moved to doing vans because he wanted to work for himself and he could do a larger variety of jobs with a van

>>36342268
Why is the welfare of Pakis who manage to fit in more important than that of the working class whites who are the victims of the ones who don't?

You can't have one without the other. People are suffering for your egalitarian ideology

need a wee lads

>>36342347
>Europeans in Europe

>>36342359
Working class people of all races are complete scum.

>>36342377
is this a problem run out of empty bottles ?

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>>36342337
The knife crime capital of UK is a white area, so how does that fit in?

>>36342392
are they scum of is it the government that is scum? they are clearly just a reflection of their enviroment

>tfw all of my ancestors were lazy fuckers. Victorian criminals, harbour lookouts and landlord layabouts

So here's a wierd question.

How do you sit down and work?

I'm the first in my family in generations trying to be a normie hardworking person.

please help.

>>36342405

It'd be interesting to see a breakdown of that is though, maybe more in cleveland are caught carrying, but I doubt more stabbings occur there

>>36342405
Waht worries me about is the amount of knife crime the Metropolitan police are commiting

>>36342405
>b-but anon, chavs and poles aren't white
These people are a joke. Every race has shit people and good people. It's more about the individual than the race that they belong to.
Racists are dumb

>>36342392

chavs are the worst though, they got the majority advantage also the whole "i wuz a native in dis cuntry" attitude

>>36342381
So Polish people who have just movedto Britain are fine but a black guy whose grandparents immigrated here isnt?

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>>36342432
Just do it

Ptsj

>>36342392
almost right but it's just people that are scum regardless of class,ethnicity, religious beliefs
we are all the scum of this earth and have proved that by thinking we are better than others.

>>36342392
This seems disturbingly similar to the logic used by the Paki rapists themselves. The girls were only "white trash" they deserved it

Also, why import a foreign working class?

>>36342461

Poles are a meme, I think everyone in the real world recognises that 3rd generation blacks are generally far more integrated and better overall than Poles.

>>36342415
>Are successful people who have gotten to the top of society scum, or are bottom feeders like van drivers, bin cleaners, etc. scum?

Hmm... let me think about that one

Reminder that discussing at length the soft, white little girls being used and abused by swarthy arabs is our duty.

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>>36342487

This guy's right, he got it in one...now we can we stop discussing race and discuss something comfy like alcohol and crisps

>>36342461
Yes. Poles have integrated perfectly and their children are indistinguishable to native children.

Blacks commit the majority of crime per capita, have a toxic crime-glorifying culture and take out of the system more than they contribute

>>36342536

>anglos
>white

eh, not that big of a loss

>>36342530

How is having a shitty job being a bottom-feeder? If anyone is leeching it's tax dodgers

>>36342558
>Poles have integrated perfectly
BWAHAHAHAHA

>>36342544
>can we stop discussing race and discuss something comfy

Not for as long as the racebaiting poster is here

>>36342530
isnt an argument. the high class are high class because if their environment, same with low class people. you cant call someone scum when you would be exactly same in their position.

high class people are born high class, very few of them get there due to their own effort. they are privileged.

>>36342519
>3rd generation blacks are generally far more integrated and better overall than Poles.

You must be joking. There's not one successful black community anywhere, they're all crime /drug ridden toilets that constantly need mo money fo dem programz

>>36342558

>t. Polish NEET

>>36342544
>comfy like alcohol and crisps

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There are people who get their kicks out of making britfeel uncomfy as possible

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>>36342519
At least poles work...

>>36342582
>mo money fo dem programz
Translation: I've been browsing nigger hate threads on /pol/ for 6 months

sofa

>>36342590
honestly dont feel like coming here anymore. people from pol just come here to have the same retarded arguments.

cant mention your kodi install
got city of london squaddies at your door
get shut fuck off out my door
go harass a baghead or some fuckin whore

>>36342582

Most of the blacks here now are fairly recent migrants actually, and mostly from africa.. Most of the ones from the 1940s -1960s got bleached out. Most caribbean blacks that have grandparents from the 50s/60s are ok.

>>36342567
>>36342585

Not him, but I prefer poles to pakis any day.

At least poles are Christian and their children aren't distinguishable from English people.

I prefer Poles and Blacks to Muslims. Blacks can be bros in some cases.

>>36342608
Not an argument, lad

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I am worried the NHS won't give me therapy and I'll need to fork out a load of money.

>>36342645
>I prefer poles to pakis any day.
I think pretty much everyone prefers anyone to pakis

>>36342650
>le funny meme philosopher

>>36342644
One in every 100 black British adults is now in prison, according to the latest Home Office figures.

A recent crackdown on guns, drugs and street crime has led to an explosion in the number of prisoners from an Afro-Caribbean background, who now account for one in six of all inmates.

Yea, they're great...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3RgvgcSE8g

for the people from pol. do you actually read academics that validate your beliefs or is your belief solely based on anecdotes?

>>36341409
>>36342660
Lars will help you he is a nice bear

RIGHT LETS SETTLE THIS

https://strawpoll.com/12389ex

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Pick anywhere on this map, and I'll drive to it and take a picture

I know I said this a few nights ago, but it was too dark then

>>36342710
Bet they never read
no matter
read anything academic

>>36342746
harbury

>>36342701
>3% of the population
>1 in 6 prison inmates

>>36342660
I went a couple of weeks ago to the GP, already got the hospital appoinment this wednesday, didn't even ask for one she just made it

didn't think the NHS ran that efficently from all the memes but there you have it, I don't even want to go because I don't think they can help me

On the floors of /britfeel/
Ah this shit's becoming unreal
A-with the image selection,
I'm out for (You) collection
I'm a meming with myself

A-when there's no one else in sight,
A-in another uncomfy night
Well, I wait so long for my (You) collection
And I'm memeing with myself

Oh oh, memeing with a-myself,
Oh, oh, memeing with myself
Well, there's nothing to lose
And there's nothing to prove, well,
meming a-with myself

If I looked all over the board
And there's every type of horde
But those (You)s seem to pass me by
And leave me memeing with myself.

So let's sink another meme
Cause it'll give me time to dream
If I had the chance I'd ask /britfeel/ to comment
And I'll be memeing with myself

Oh oh, memeing with a-myself,
Oh, oh, memeing with myself
Well, there's nothing to lose
And there's nothing to prove, well, memeing a-with myself

Well if I looked all over the world
And there's every type of girl
But your empty eyes seem to pass me by
And leave me dancin' with myself.

So let's sink another meme
Cause it'll give me time to dream
If I had the chance I'd ask /britfeel/ to comment
And I'll be memeing with myself

Oh oh, memeing a-with myself,
Oh, oh, memeing with myself
If I had the chance I'd ask /britfeel/ to comment
If I had the chance I'd ask /britfeel/ to comment
If I had the chance I'd ask /britfeel/ to comment
Oh, oh, oh, oh oh
Oh, oh, oh memeing with myself.
Oh, oh, memeing with myself, oh, oh,

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who here /TWunderwear/? I'm in a fetching red pair. Haven't found a use for the secret pocket yet

>>36342746
Go check out that little body of water north of bishops itchington

>>36342746

Take a picture of the water just north of Bishop's itchington

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THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN

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>>36342819
(2x)
Ass, titties, ass 'n titties
Ass ass titties titties, ass 'n titties

(2x)
Big booty bitches thats where it gets
Come on, hoe, let's go to the easy rest
When I see ass, titties, ass 'n titties
Ass, ass, titties, titties, ass 'n titties.

(4x)
Ass, ass, ass, ass

(2x)
If you a light-skinned bitch that think you the shit,
I can buy you, hoe, 'cause bitch I'm rich.
I see broke-ass hoes, broke-ass hoes,
Broke-ass hoes, broke-ass hoes.

(4x)
Hoes, hoes, hoes, hoes

(2x)
If you a freaky-dancin' ho, keep shakin' that shit
Let's see how you shake it on top of my dick
And you'll say "Assault, I'm cuming. Assault, I'm cuming.
"Assault, I'm cuming. Assault, I'm cuming."

(4x)
Cumin', Cumin', Cumin', Cumin'

(2x)
Stankin ass bitches that need to wash up
Dont get mad when i dont want to f*ck
You need soap and water, soap and water
Soap and water, Soap and Water

(4x)
Water, Water, Water, Water, Water, Water

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>>36342746
The 12Century church in Southam

>>36342890
Should be turned into a mosque, at least then it will be useful for a community that would actually use it.

>>36342890
love those original 12th century bins desu

>>36342746
>>36342950
You have your mission we await your return for debriefing

Acid attack in a London club. Where do the blackies always get this acid from?

>>36341371
women want to feel morally good by sticking up for muh miniority, they dont do any research or think for themselves about what they are defending.

Thinking like that is why it's easy for them to say anyone that doesnt agree with me is evil

>>36342890

That church is in another southam

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Southam,_Gloucestershire

>>36342754

I'll put this on the route

>>36342856
>>36342862

That's a private fishing lake and you can't get in in the evenings.

>>36342890
as anon poitned out, that isn't southam from the map, but another village called southam

>>36343051

Seeing you've asked though, I think southam in my map has some old churchs, I'll go take a pic there instead if you'd like

>>36342863
Accurate, don't mind it if shits going down but really there is britpol and brit for politics shite.

>>36343051
Shame, what about the green area at upper shuckburgh?

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Docanon here. Going to write up about Pendle and the witch trials.

>>36343074
dont bother it will only feed that troll that wants to convert the other one to a Mosque
are there any troll bridges

>>36343138
looking forward to it desu

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I'm only 46Kg am I going to die?

>>36343161
fug, maybe

>>36343161
im pretty jealous of you desu

>>36343161

> tfw 5'7 and 58kg

knew i was fat

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Scotland knows how to integrate their refugees. Get them pissed and give them some coke

Right lads I'm off, Harbury on the list, I'll try and get some pics of the lake if possible, but I doubt it, and I'll go find some old church nearby too

Back in an hourish.

>>36343203
5'3 and 78kg kek, obese as fuck

It's not illegal to meet up with 16yo girls I met online, right?

Even if I'm offering to - for example - refund her travel costs or something. Does the money aspect bring in potential allegations of grooming? I know for under 16 it is.

I think I might be making a friend but I don't want to overstep the mark.

>>36343257
bruv shes 16 get a grip you complete fucking loser subhuman scum

>>36343257
Well first, how old are you? Second, if it's older than 18 why are you making friends with a 16 year old?

>>36343257

lad, if you have to ask the question, there's probably an issue with it

>>36343206
>muslim getting drunk

Assad should have gassed him

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How do I tell my mate that he needs to start paying me rent or move out lads?

He owes me about 900 so far.

Keeps making excuses like "It's clearing" or "My boss hasn't paid me yet".

Been this way for 3 weeks.

>>36343374
bullshit him and say, look, the fact is, without the money you owe me, neither of us can stay here so unless you pay up, we are both going to have to move out by ____

>>36341511
Correct, I'm not a heretic who believes that in order to get to God, you first need to go through men claiming authority in his name, and I most certainly don't pray to anyone other than big JC

>>36343374
Give him an ultimatum. Pay or leave.

>>36343374
face it mark, you aren't getting the rent money off jeremy

>>36343446
This is literally our dynamic.

The old uni mate that never quite stopped being a student. While I've got a full job and a house.

Eating an Easter egg and thinking about my court case on Thursday

Said some hurtful things about my sisters

The TV volume is too high and they told me to get off the PS4 so they can watch TV

>>36343374
Are his excuses reasonable? I mean could it be the case that his boss hasn't paid him yet or the check is clearing?

>>36343486
You're going to court for saying some words?

Anyone else think their whole life is a lie?

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>1612
>King James is on the throne
>there are two groups of people he really doesnt like; Catholics and witches
>after the Gun Powder Plot catholic areas are under great scrutiny and are lumped in with witches as 'non-conformists' of the hip new thing of being a protestant and reading the King James Bible (James also became the first monarch to write a book; Demonology, which focused on witches and demons
>One such 'non-conforming' area was Pendle, in Lancashire
>the Devis family were beggers, and the granny was what was known as a 'cunning women'. Basically an old lady who could provide medicine and advice.
>one day, one of the young girls of the family 'cursed' a peddler who refused the begging child
>worst luck, he collapsed and was taken ill (historians now believe it was a stroke)
>the magistrate arrested the girl, who in turn accused a neighbouring family of witchcraft, who in turn accused her whole family of witchcraft
>the magistrate was eager to impress King James so put the whole lot on trial
>One of the witnesses was a 9 year old girl from the family, who claimed all of them, even her own mother and brother, were indeed witches
>was she coerced? Just being a bitch? No one knows
>there was much debate over taking the testimony of a child as evidence, and in fact it set a legal precedent that children could testify against their own family
>everyone accused ended up being hung
>it's interesting to note that in this time period over half the people on trial for witchcraft were acquitted, it wasnt the instant death sentence people make it out to be
>King Charles I took the throne a few decades later and was less paranoid about witchcraft
>witch trials happened less, and the rise of science proved more and more people innocent

>>36343206
rape in t minus 5, 4, 3, 2

>>36343486
https://www.scotcourts.gov.uk/current-business/court-rolls/court-roll?id=5a1730a7-8980-69d2-b500-ff0000d74aa7

Amer HUSSAIN SCS/2016-130481 AB16011806 Court 3

>>36343161
Thats how much a 5'2 woman should weigh

>>36343295
?

>>36343299
I'm 23 and I'm lonely.

>>36343312
It's probably a grey area but not automatically wrong

>>36343257
From what perverted justice say it's illegal to talk to them once you know they're that age. and meeting them is enough to get yourself arrested.

>>36343500
Well how reasonable do you think "My boss forgot to pay me". And "It's clearing" is?

I get paid at the end of the month on the dot, why doesn't he?

>>36343530
Mate you realise we're not in yank land right? 16 is legal. That poster can have as much sex with 16 year old children as he wants.

>>36343521
>Jason KILLMAN
he never stood a chance

>>36343538
Depends mate. He might work for a small company who pays him by cheque.

I've been in that situation before.

>>36343530
>perverted justice

Mate, that's the yank group from TCAP

Meeting is legal as far as I'm aware. The only reason it might be a legal issue is if there's a suspicion I want to pay for sex. And since neither of us have our own place that simply wouldn't happen

>>36343565
He works online for some yank company.

>>36343519
wouldn't suprise me,scots will try fuck anything

Mate it's legal but if her dad wants to stomp your head in I dont think that'll convince him.

>>36343595
Well then it would be impossible for him to be on an automatic payroll like you.

They'll have to process international payments manually and then it could take up to 5 days to transfer. Sending money abroad takes ages.

It's shit for you though, he should have made sure that didn't become your problem..

>>36343521
Please stop posting about me.

it's not like any of you boys have the balls to come to court

Which ability would you rather have?
>You never have to sleep
>You don't need to eat or drink

>>36343551
Oh yeah I forgot with all the hysteria

>People think dating 16 year olds is illegal

Who's fault is this? The DailyMail?

Remember they were calling that teacher a pedo for shagging a 16 year old student. When that's NOT what he was done for. And is legal. He was done for taking a minor to France.

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Why is the chinese symbol for "Well" the chinese symbol for woman next to the chinese symbol for child?

>>36343677
Don't forget that "paedo catcher" groups like The Hunted One often fake logs.

>>36343677
It's not legal to shag your students, regardless of age.

>>36343663
>You don't need to eat or drink
I guess this one since being hungry is annoying as fuck.

>>36343518
all that effort and no (You)s, here's a pity one, didn't read it

What will happen? Will we all die soon? Perhaps we're already dead, as the memes say. I have a job interview tomorrow and I don't fancy it at all.

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>>36343746
I'll stop it now

Kitty has died, he got hit by a car. He was a good smushum.

>>36343575
I was thinking of The Hunted One

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>>36343518
I read it, thank you for your hard work anon-kun

>>36343718
because a woman and her child together is a good thing. come on mate there are literally thousands of other characters that don't make as much sense.

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>Tfw no gf cutie to hold me as i fall asleep at night while kissing my head and telling me how much she loves me

>>36343722
Is that why a lot of cases don't result in convictions?

>>36343827
Wouldn't send face pics before meeting and afaik they don't use irl decoys - they just look out for the guy at the meeting place.

Odds fap evens retake Constantinople

>>36343856
You're supposed to do that to her

Welcome to gender roles. Enjoy your stay

>>36343856
pretty much >>36343936, the only way you'll be getting that is if you turn gay and go bottom

>>36343883
Yeah partly that, and partly because the CPS decide it isn't in the public interest to ruin some guy's life because he was a 19 year old meeting up with a 15 year old and he implied that maybe they'd shag.

>>36343521
wonder how it'll cope in prison

>>36343848
Why is this course I'm doing saying that the character means "Child; noun suffix"

Does that mean it's also the character for "noun" and "suffix"

>tfw no gf that's into post rock and psychedelics
>tfw you'll both never experience ego death

Rolling for din dins
1-2 Dominos
3-4 Local Italian run pizza
5-6 Curry
7-8 Chinese
9-0 thai
dubbs Wildcard option: STARVE

A guy I used to know, growing up, was made fun of for how ugly he was pretty much every day.

Lurked his online presence a bit and turns out he landed a lovely girl from back then and is still with her.

Why does this make me so mad?

>>36344000
His lawyer hates pakis and is intentionally trying to fuck him over as badly as possible so it's not looking good for him

He's going to try to get another lawyer on the morning of his case, as if some lawyer is going to bother learning everything and working hard to help him in a single morning.

The only person who would actually bother to help him is a paki lawyer.

>>36343936
>>36343954

>You're supposed to do that to her

so you lads are telling me that even if i do get a gf she wont cuddle me?

im not attracted to men at all. main reason i want a gf is because i want someone who i can be gentle with and share my feelings with and shit

Reminder dating 16 year olds used to be completely normal.

>Granddad telling me a story today about how he decided when he was 25 to "find a wife"
>Went down local dancing club
>Found one
>She was 19
>Her parents were overjoyed because at 19 she was already getting on a bit and an unmarried woman over 20 was a spinster.

>>36344037
Because he's an example of 'everything will work out in the end' and you're not.

>>36344037
That's pretty much me. I'm so hideous that people have actually taken photos of me in the street to laugh about, but for some reason I've been with some really beautiful women and I have a gorgeous girlfriend.

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>Tfw no bf cutie to hold as i fall asleep at night while kissing their head and telling them how much I love him

>>36344058
>yfw advanced maternal age leads to autism

That the Robot Way of Life may never perish from this earth.

HAI PEEPLE AND AHM BAK COOKIN AGHEN

>>36343518
>James also became the first monarch to write a book
what did he mean by this?

>>36344051
>i want a gf is because i want someone who i can be gentle with and share my feelings with and shit

o lawdy lawd, you are someone she has to confide in, girls dont (usually) like when their man is overly feelingsy, and you cuddle her, you dont get cuddled by them, you hold them in your arms

>Hackney nightclub acid attack leaves at least 12 injured

How we loving that diversity lads?

>tfw 24 with a 35 year old gf

explain yourselves, virgins

>>36344051
Yea, but if you're experting be to be the big spoon and shit, you might be disappointed

Men are still seen as "protectors" which is why they all like tall guys

>>36344077
holding a cute boy in your arms, especially when he is nuzzled into your chest as you both fall asleep is god tier desu

>>36344096
T-that King James wrote a book

>>36344051
You could date a feminist, they love all that feelings shit.

But she WILL be fucking an alpha male behind your back.

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>housemates has been partying downstairs now for 4 days
>I'm the only one up here
>everyone knows I'm a loner
>can't even cook dinner in peace
>stressed af as I have several essays to finish before next week

Just fucking kill me.

>>36344105
>Tragedy happens
>American comes here all smug

meanwhile little jimmy stole his dads gun and shot up his school lmao

>>36344110
The tisms.

>>36344145
but Henry the Eighth wrote a book?

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What escapism-things on the horizon are you staying alive for?

For me it's:
>the last of us: part 2
>crash bandicoot remake
>3 films due to come out on blu-ray in the next 6 months

Can't say what the films are due to spoiler risks I'm afraid.

>>36344204
I'm just quoting the doc desu pls no bully.

Henry had help writing his book, James did it solo.

>>36344105
Please don't start, can we just have one nice evening before wagekekking begins again

t.Hackney anon

>>36344221
birthday in a few days, which i absolutely hate, but ill be getting money so i can get drugs to forget everything, various games and shit movies i can just turn my brain off for and clap like a retard that i am

>>36344101
im not over feelingsy, im pretty centred most of the time and chill. i would just like someone who i can tell my feelings too sometimes. i have cuddled with girls before after and before sex but its usually me holding them in my arms

>>36344047
well its obviously guilty of filming girls shitting and making threats so is it going to argue for a light sentence, especially in light of its mental illness?

>>36344236
What do you do for a living these days Hackney anon now that you've stopped selling meow meow?

>>36344153
>But she WILL be fucking an alpha male behind your back.

im pretty sure this is a meme

>>36344255
im sure girls will be down for you sharing your feelings sometimes, but honestly its very rare youll find a girl who wants to be the one to hold you in her arms

>>36344275
He's ex-hackney anon I'm current hackney anon

>>36344281
>babe can I lay in your arms?
>wtf are you a faggot? I'm calling Tyrone!
Pretty sure couples do all sorts lads.

Came on a girls face last night lads. What did you do for easter?

>>36344275
You're thinking of me. And I'm currently a NEET in Surrey

>>36344326
Came on your mum's face lol

>>36344330
Did you have to go back to your parents house after living an exciting party lifestyle in hackney?

>>36344326
just say about mostly

>>36344281
i dont see why people dont want to get emotionally intimate with their partner. why are people so afraid of exposing them selves. we live our entire wearing a mask, we should at least be real with our partner.

>>36344326
Came on a boys face

I think I win

>>36344353
I went to America for a few months but when I came back yeah. I didnt want to keep doing drugs so I couldnt move in with friends and I didnt fancy having to go it alone.

>>36344326
Smashed an Easter egg on my face just now. It's always so satisfying to bash it against your eyebrow

>>36344431
Mate I always do this too. I didnt get any easter eggs this year though.

>>36344431
This made me laugh ridiculously hard.

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>dream of girl I used to know
>actually crippled by depression the whole day
Why did she ghost me lads? I thought things were going so well. Was I not aggressive enough, did I say something that offended her?

>>36344504
look in the shops for those sweet sweet discounted ones tomorrow lad

>>36344519
she probably found someone else. few girls have ghosted me too. one them i was dating and i got pissed off with her because she was being cold with me.

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>>36344519
>dream the most vivid dream of me having a gf
>wake up and look around for her
>it took me 5 minutes to remember it was only a dream

>get ready to do a shit on the loo
>just as my arsehole opens hear the neighbours go into their garden and start talking about random shit
>if i can hear them they can hear me
>arsehole tightens up and i cant go poo
>just pull up the trousers and come back here

fucks sake

listening to louis getting confronted lads

>>36344537
Discounted already lad, I got a Wispa one to headbutt

>>36344572
We were friend though, we hung out every weekend. I was always wary of making a move because I was getting over a breakdown at the time and didnt want to draw her into it. I've convinced myself she got sick of waiting and I've ruined probably my last chance to have a comfy relationship (I'm 30 btw).

Lads I was out driving today, went to a few local service stations.

I was at Reading East Moto Services and I met a guy in the cafe, he was a huge HGV driver. He fucked me up the arse in the disabled loo, it was absolutely incredible. I said I'd get a room in the Travelodge and he could stay the night, but he said he had to be in Mannheim by tomorrow morning.

It was a wonderful experience.

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>>36344582
>it took me 5 minutes to remember it was only a dream

>>36344005
in the context of chinese I think a "noun suffix" is a character that gets tagged on to the end of other more complex characters to indicate part of it's phonetic content

https://ichinesematters.blogspot.hk/2015/01/noun-suffix-zi.html

>>36344627
yeah, sounds like she did get sick off waiting. ive been there. girls either think you're interested if you dont make a move or beta. its shit but hey ho

>>36344582
>Neighbor constantly smoking outside their door and it floats into the bathroom as I'm trying to take a relaxing bath

Now I make it my mission to take the loudest most smelliest, foul torpedo shits as soon as I know she is out there smoking.

Smokers are scum

>>36344659
>sounds like she did get sick off waiting
I wish I could still cut myself

>>36344615
oh, don't mind me, i haven't left the house in 4 years, i don't know whats open on bank holidays

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Back from my little adventure in South Warwickshire.

Here's Harbury, had a load of old people stare at me as I took this one

>>36344670
>tfw smoke potent cannabis out my window
>stink out the street

feels fucking great lad

>>36344632
Wait a minute, the service stations is a gay thing?

>>36344221
nothing gives me ecaspism anymore

>>36344684
how did she ghost you? i mean if you were friends, its seems a bit weird that she would suddenly delete you from everything

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And here is the big church in Southam

Unfortunately there was no way of getting to the lake as the gate was locked.

>Girl I'm talking to actively tells me she is going for a bath
it's like she wants me to think about her

>>36344702
and I'll be right there with my BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP to counter you lad

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>>36344589
>Not showing the neighbours your true PEE PEE POO POO wrath

>>36344632
Seedy sex is seedy

>>36344710
We werent friends online. She used to be an actress and was really paranoid about people even knowing her last name (but I did find out). She just stopped replying for ages and then one day said text me and said she was sorry for being shit but she wanted me to forget her.

>>36344632
>It was a wonderful experience.
Thoroughly cracked me up there. Friend of the road, right?

>>36344702
Iktf.
>sit in back garden smoking a spliff
>then girlfriend comes round.
>says she could smell it from the top of the road