How do I hire and fuck an escort without humiliating myself

>>36327578
Well you call them up, pay them, and then stick your dick in them and go on your way, because they won't remember you at all.

>not hiring the escort for the sole purpose of humilation

>>36327578
the more you pay, the more theyll cater to you. I hired $60 escorts before, they go out of their way to make the experience less than great. When you pay more theyll make sure your not embarrassed.

If you live in a populated city theres probably an online community dedicated to reviewing escorts. Read up and find one that you like

>>36327619
Adding to this, prostitutes get turned on by money. If your paying a lot, usually it gets them off knowing their pussy is worth the money.

>>36327578
They do this shit for a living. Believe it or not they probably deal with way more autistic losers than you every day. Just hire a quick fuck and I'm sure they'll take the lead.

Personally I'd stick my dick in a dog before I stuck it in a whore, but you do you.

>>36327647
All girls are whores .. or did you mean youd stick your dick in a dog before a prostitute?

Go to one of those asian escorts that dont speak any english

Thats what I did

>call hooker
>setup appointment
>get there
>police escort me to jail

Hope yours goes better mang

>>36327578
Well the mechanics are pretty obvious but the rationalization...

I look at it this way, when I'm on my deathbed what do I want to remember? That time I saved 100 quid or that time I banged a 10/10 Polish hottie.

>>36327578
Fuck me that's an ass right there god damn.

>>36327578
Get a sex doll instead
More value for money, and it saves you the embarrassment

>>36327578
I remmember that ass. What even happen with her?

>>36327578
Just masterbate it's much safer.

>tfw black and have to choose from garbage because other niggers ruined it

>>36328207

Sorry dude. Black guys have it tough. You either get the white trash whore women who are used up, or ghetto trash black women. Don't get me wrong tons of great white/black women but you know the masses of both seem just awful.

Fucking Sally being all progressive and tolerant with her facial piercings and blue hair screeching autistically about how Trump is Hitler. Or maybe Laqueeha who is 300 pounds and can barely speak english properly despite being born in the US.

Go with a Latina, or Asian if possible.

>>36327578
make sure you check out the reviews for various escort agencies before you call. Try punterplanet or similar sites for reviews.

Also, if they offer GFE (Girlfriend Experience) as an extra get it, even if it's an extra $30-50 it's totally worth it. Or some premium escorts include it as part of the baseline cost. Again, do your research first.

>>36328103
age.

bloxio

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>>36327578
>>36327619
>>36327646
hooker shills ITT
pic unrelated

>>36328103
http://bootydetective.tumblr.com/post/40095195051/the-case-of-whatever-happened-to-keyra-augustina
i had to look this shit up
i jerked off to her ass so many times when i was a preteen

>>36327578
Shit, I haven't thought of Keyra Augustina's ass in years. Had to go look up some of her old stuff after seeing this.

>>36328958
if i was a girl i'd do gfe and no sex.

>>36327939
>Agree to consensual business transaction that hurts no one
>Go to jail, face charges that will label you a sex offender for life

America, what a great country

>>36329507
The country of dick-cutting too.

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>tfw escort has 'no greek' on her page and you thought she literally meant Greeks

>>36329738
That's not what it means?

>>36327578
1) Hire one
2) Don't feel humiliated
Or
2a) Accept it and move on

>>36329833
it means no anal