>be me, 20 year old virgin
>friends ex whom I am also friends with is coming through my town on the way home from spring break
>offer her to stay over because she is my friend and we mostly just talk over twitter
>do LSD and MDMA on the first night, amazing experience. Very fun. 7/10
>end up spending the time downstairs with her because started at night and can't sleep because of LSD
>around noon come upstairs and go to bed
>dad thanks me for not being too loud, heavily implying we had sex (he spoke about "not shaking the bed too much)
>just say "uh ok"
I have a platonic relationship with this girl. My dad thinks I fucked her. He doesn't think I'm a virgin anymore I think, but it's not true. Can't tell him what actually happened because illegal and dad would get mad. Fuck.
>>36325942
>dad just wants to be proud of his son
>son just wants to continually remind him that there's nothing to be proud of
you're a faggot anon
also why didn't you just fuck her. "platonic" my ass; platonic male/female friends fuck all the time
>>36326043
Because I have feelings for another girl, and my friend has been very nice to me. We talk about everything, and it's nice to have a person of the opposite sex to give you some perspective on some things. I used to be a typical /r9k/ misogynist, now I'm just a regular autist that wants to be nice to people. She is also the ex of a friend of mine, and I think maybe she still wants to be together with him, which is OK. They were kinda cute together, except for how fucked up their relationship is/was.
>>36326043
Also I want to make my dad proud. I have autism but I'm seeing this cute weeb I met on tinder. I just haven't fucked her yet.
>muh gf
>muh drugs
>muh social life
>muh platonic gf
fuck off failed-normslime >>>/soc/
>>36326115
>>36326220
you don't have "autism" man you're a normie guy. but that's a good thing, because you don't want to be a virgin into your 30's (I was). who gives a shit when you're only 20.
let your dad think what he wants and go plow that weeb already
>>36326441
>>36326356
I have a diagnosis on my autism and it's pretty bad desu
Also, this happened:
>be tripping quite a bit
>after the peak but still far out
>feel very talkative, talk about existentialism and IRC and 4chan and everything
>end up telling her about how I was sexually abused
>made it sound worse than it actually was
Definitely spilled my spaghetti, but I started talking about something else than that afterwards.