Describe the perfect gf.

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>>36319799
She looks like Leah Gotti, but she isn't in the porn biz and especially isn't fucking niggers.

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Basically A. Short hair and glasses kill me

>>36319799
>Oneitis

I'll never have her ;_;

>>36319876
B, F, and L cause they're pretty much giant teddy bears

>>36319799
>white
>teen
>small boned
>nerd with average or above average IQ
>not autismal, can get along with people and shit
>being not autismal makes her okay with sex
>is turned on by what you're into
>mostly temperant nature
>homebody that has people over to hang out
>monogomous out of fear of disease not skydaddy

>>36319876
A or K or H

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The one who you love the most.

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>>36319876
fuck i like G H I

>>36320009
But for what reason you shitposter.

>>36319799
>virgin
>5'2 - 5'5
>16 - 22
>100 - 120lbs
>good at cooking
>no friends
>likes watching me play vidya
>does gymnastics/yoga to stay fit
>large extended family
>no genetic diseases / poor eyesight
>doesn't like to go out to show off to friends
>no social media/doesn't know how to use internet
>doesn't like politics
>wants to have 4-5 children
>wants to spend life as a mother then grandmother
>knows how to keep a house maintained without asking

>soft spoken
>hesitant but not scared
>petite
>looks up to you as a male figure

For now, my ex

>>36320009
Well she doesn't love me back. I'm thinking killing myself is probably the best option.

>>36320033
Is it even possible for such a girl to exist?

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>>36320020
Her outstanding beauty.

>>36319876
G & I make me rock hard

>good taste in fashion
>classy
>/fit/
>can handle her inner bitch
bonus points for long hair and nice smile

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Female version of me except looks like this.

>>36320097
>all that matters is looks
Get off this board you make us look bad.

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>>36319876
This
>short haired
>tomboy
>freckles
>cheerful
>kind
>fit/slim with nice hips
>likes to drink
>glasses and/or hipster-ish taste in clothes

>>36320092
not in the age of roasties

>>36319799
Just an intelligent, abusive, manipulative shut-in NEET girl who's well capable of subtlety and elegance. That's all I ask.

>>36320033
>no friends
>does gymnastics/yoga to stay fit
a man can dream

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>>36319876
as far as 2d goes, I'd very, very gladly take any one of these that loves me back the most or has the best personality.

in 3d fat is actually fucking disgusting, hair dye is like an insanity warning, a forehead as large as D's would probably be ugly, and short hair often looks pretty bad in general. this basically leaves me with C and H, opening up to G and I if they just have impossibly large breasts for their weight (I suspect L is a lardo under the corset)

>tfw my standards are this high and I'm an ugly, skinnyfat manlet

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>>36319799
a girl who abuses me mentally and physically dominates me

>>36320272
Where the fuck are her areolae?

>>36319799
>introverted (and not normie "oooh, im so introverted xD)
>politically nuetral or right wing conservative
>doesnt want kids
>doesnt like going out
>can cook to some degree
I don't even knoow what i want tbhqhwyfamalamadingdongdang

>tannish skin
>Israeli
>jewish
>right leaning
>likes anime

>>36319799
A plain, pudgy brunette girl studying for her MFA.

>KHV
>Small and cute
>Considerate
>Nerdy hobbies but does them for herself, not attention.
>Loyal
>No social media
>Likes to cook
>Good values
>Good health

>>36319799
>shapeless body
>skin the colour of white printer paper
>long black hair
>thick glasses
>4-5/10 face
>opinionated
>talks too much
>interesting life story
>sheltered
>virgin

I described myself to see if I am anybody's ideal gf

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>>36319799
>pic related
origiano original meme xd lol haha yes

>>36320601
Depends on your personality tbqh. I wouldn't mind any of that if we got along. What's the point of getting a hot Stacey if everything else about her annoys me, I've found out firsthand.

>>36320601
>>shapeless body
wat
so just like a cloud of vapor or something?

>>36320601
>>interesting life story
Please let me hear it.

>>36320677
my personality is annoying. I talk a lot and am mentally ill so I ramble about how the bible is fake and the fluoride in the water. I also tell stories.

>>36320681
my thigh fat just burst through my last pair of pants.
I mean i'm fat but I have no tits or anything to make up for it.

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>>36320756
>my thigh fat just burst through my last pair of pants.

>>36320756
>my personality is annoying. I talk a lot and am mentally ill so I ramble about how the bible is fake and the fluoride in the water. I also tell stories.
all very good
>my thigh fat just burst through my last pair of pants.
very bad and gross

I'd give it a try and maybe fuck you once or twice but I wouldn't get my hopes up

>>36320756
Not necessarily, I'd probably rather hear your autistic rambling then what the Stacey girl I tried dating talked about. It took 2 weeks for me to lose it and drop her.

>>36320788
they got wet and ripped like toilet paper.

>>36320790
>very bad and gross

yeah i'm very bad and gross. I am trying to convey this to you.

>>36320828
Anyway post location/contact info

>>36320804
What did she talk about? I don't know anybody so I don't talk to people much.

also I think i'm god's messenger because of a hallucination I used to have and it makes me a know-it-all when it comes to right and wrong. unpleasant, truly.

>>36320865
[email protected]

anyway here's my throw away if anybopdy has anything mean or nice to say.

>>36320871
Maybe, but all she did was gossip about other girls and talk about how exited she was to party in college. Not only was it disgusting but there was nothing redeemable except her looks(9/10 easily).

>>36320639
came here to post this bbq fampai

>>36320959
hmmm... I am not a professional but should you be here if you had a chance at dating a stacy but dumped her because she was boring?
that sounds very normie.

>virgin
>5'8"
>white and fair complexion
>brown hair
>hazel eyes
>medium sized lips
>medium sized boobs
>120 lbs
>Bachelors of _____ and is passionate of what she studies
>in spite of her passions, would prefer to stay home to rear our children for a couple years (5-10 years)
>Values education and wants to raise balanced children
>Understanding of my autism but also wants to help me become more of an adjusted person
>Patient
>Likes to spoil me
>Plays video games occasionally. Her identity isn't solely based off being a female video game player like grill gamers
>Not mentally ill
>no history of cutting or physical/sexual abuse
>Has a loving family
>Not sexually submissive or dominant. She must have self respect but also respects me.

I can't stand subs. I can't look at them as human beings for being willingly submissive.

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>> 36319799
> Describe the perfect gf.

Here I go, my boy.
My perfect girl is:

> 2D

That's all.

That girl who posted in the faces of r9k thread an hour ago

>>36321009
It's only because I look good and had a friend help honestly. I'm still autistic and suffer from terrible anxiety. In fact the only reason I was able to go out with her and not have a heart attack is because I lost so much attention once I heard her talk. At best I look like a normie.

>>36320961
>tfw if girls like futaba existed they wouldn't date us

>>36321034
Anybody else feel extremely bad for Shia, he seems like a nice dude

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>>36321034
Hi felIas

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>has an off switch
>fits in a closet

>>36321168
he is a good dude he's just been brainwashed

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>>36319799
>gf
wife*

Pic related with a sweet personality and as faithful/loyal as I am, no matter what.

The 'perfect'? Well time to show off my autism

>White, either brunette or dark (long) hair. Eye color can vary. Mid to large eye size. Thin or thick eyebrows
>sharp or delicate features
>Feminine as in 1850s feminine.
>Under 180 lbs, 5'6 or lower, slim and a B cup but with a great ass.
>no piercings or tattoos unless they're very subtle
>If she lacks a political ideology then either encourage her to read and make her own mind or follow my political ideology.
>well read and cult. If she has any overtly manchild or degenerate interests like watching anime or cartoons, netflix and chill or going to rock music clubs/concerts into the trash it goes. Casual ones like hiking or traveling are fine. Rare interests like going to a wine route, going to deluxe cinemas, bowling or sports tournaments are superb
>likes dogs or cats. Preferably the latter exclusively to her likeness
>likes drinking moderately. No cigs or weed fuck that. Ok maybe cigs
>cooking and overall cleaning is whatever. I can always hire a maid and cook on my own
>introverted but outgoing
>subdued and subtle but not lol I'm going to tweet a passive aggressive tweet 'subtle'
>stable career. Preferably a law or architecture major.
>not a strong feeler. Not really necessary though
>deadpan sense of humor or almost nonexistent
>her circle of friends must be either moderate or non toxic
>religion can go either way
>good musical taste
>ambitious. Not afraid of change like 99% of the population nowadays
>attention to detail or prompt to please my sensibilities.
>smart as in triple IQ digit smart. Not high EQ smart
>strong fashion sense. I want her to surprise me with her fashion
>not clingy or needy. But not too independent either

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>>36320156
>tfw know a redheaded girl exactly like this but too autistic to do anything

>>36319876
>tfw you are E

>>36321563
>>tfw you are E
Be my fucking gf but please don't wear granny panties.

>>36320033
>virgin
why do you want that

>>36321688
Are you serious anon? Why would you want your girl to have fucked others?

>>36319799
>likes vidya
>obsessed and in love with me
>virgin

That's basically it. Don't care about looks or mental illnesses.

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>>36319799
>long black hair
>pale
>Caucasian or East Asian
>IQ of at least 110
>quiet in public but open when at home
>not very sociable
>average to beautiful face
>thin to skinnyfat
>average to large breasts
>leans conservative economically and liberal socially
>dresses modest
>wears dark clothes
>virgin
>innie vagina
>doesn't want kids
>dark circles under eyes
>moderately strong
>tall
>Christian, agnostic, or atheist
>not extremely leftist
>mildly obsessive
>has few friends
>doesn't use social media
>passionate
>trustworthy

>>36321861
This mostly sums it up, just add her not being fat.

>>36320601
>>36320756
So pear shape?

>>36321447
Wow who is she? She is gorgeous

>>36319799

She doesn't exist.
As much as I like to dream about it, what I want is not real. Not even my female version would date me for I am that boring.

>>36321933
>still having physical standards
Oh anon. Give me those vidya fat fembots wherever they are.

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>>36321957
She's a lady from Istanbul who was photographed for the "Atlas of Beauty" project.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BHuc7sHBUIx/?taken-by=the.atlas.of.beauty

>tfw there's no way it's the only picture of her that was taken that day
>tfw there's probably a whole set that will never be made public

>>36322046
It's not hard to be skinny though, just don't eat like crazy.

>>36320601
Give me your Kik girl

>>36321939
like roger from American dad

>>36322177
I gave out my email, I shalln't again...

>>36320601
Where are ya from, though?

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>>36319799
>4'9
>small chin
>big DSL's
>almond eyes
>thin hair
>big cheeks
>intelligent
>shitposting memer

>>36319799
Loyal, honest, straight forward.

>>36319876
A is best choice tbhq

>>36322372
Look for sorenova on youtube

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Looks

>tall
>slender with a flat stomach
>long dark hair
>bright green eyes
>wears glasses
>small or no boobs
>pale skin
>no tattoos or piercings

Personality is subjective across every individual but

>loyal
>honest
>kind
>compassionate
>sweet
>weird
>able to hold, and partake within, a conversation
>smart
>doesn't play mindgames
>doesn't wear a lot of revealing clothing
>doesn't start arguments for the sake of starting arguments
>doesn't act like a child
>likes me as much as I like them
>caring and willing to show it
>doesn't want kids

>Not fat
>at least average face
>Virgin
>Not SJW
>lonely and introvert but not autist
>Smart and like read classics

>Perfect
Pale skin, long hair and light eyes
Not fat
Pretty face
Freckles
Good ass
Big tits
Cold in public, sweet in private
Loyal
Loves me

>Good enough
Not fat
Loves me

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>dark/brunette/brown hair
>tired eyes
>big nose, but not too big
>no makeup/only when she needs to
>average body, nothing too special, maybe a bit pear-shaped
>nerdy, i mean deus ex nerdy
>shy, would rather stay at home than go somewhere nice
>insecure about herself

would really rather have someone to talk to than fug, that could be a plus but whatever. i really don't care much about the face, so long as it's not too round i'd like it

by tired eyes i sorta mean picrelated. i don't know exactly what it's called, but it's what a female friend described them like, but then again i don't care much

i hate myself though so i don't see how i could have a gf like that

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Like my fiancee I broke up with two weeks ago.

Just. Like. Her.

>>36323110
why did you break up with her?
stupid orig system

She just need to be there.

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>>36323140
She had an emotional affair.

She wanted to work at it, but the more we talked, the more I realized I had long lost her.

So I ended it.

I regret this decision every single day. Every waking moment. I've died a thousand times. My heart is broken.

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>>36323199
Cheer up anon. Just move on with your life. Add it to your experience and keep going.

>>36323199
>emotional affair

elaborate

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>>36319799
>this
Unethical medical practices, will poison anyone who annoys her, will never leave you until she dies, battlefield tested and a fucking plague doctor.

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>>36323001
Katie is perfection

Cute, kinda clingy, somewhat quiet and shy. I really don't ask for much.

>dark red wavy hair, a bit past belly button
>fair skin that gets peachy gold with freckles in the summer
>large deep green eyes and long dark eyelashes, dark under eye circles
>sharp features
>tiny lips, waist and hips, thighs
>around 100lbs, 5'7
>cute butt, maybe anal only forever = no roastie
>cute feet, will let lick and worship
>/d/ fetishes or similar to mine (tickle torture, bdsm, hypno, bugs/beast/monster, legwear, rape, petplay, bukakke, futa, cream pie, clowns, sex outside, trying not to cum while i tease her in public, hentai shit, etc)
>basically just a needy little slut who I can bend to my will and use at any time, clingy/tandere good too
>manic depressed/anxious/schizo
>sub or switch
>has orbiters she gets money from but will tease them by being affectionate with me in front of them

Likes
>philosophy, getting deep, open minded
>literature, reads often
>anime, manga, vidya
>loves the outdoors, wants to live far away from society in a cozy mountain cabin by the water
>will make music with me
>creepy /x/ magick and/or hippie metaphysical shit
>crystals, making potions with oils and herbs, astral travel and lucid dreaming
>EDM and psychedelic rock a lot but is willing to listen to anything
>concerts/festivals, is a good dancer
>travel
>either wants no kids, or to adopt or have a surrogate mother = no roastie
>good fashion sense, maybe likes jfashion like lolita or something but doesn't dress that way all the time
>takes care of herself except when in depressive spiral, will take care of me when i'm depressed
>animals
>weed and psys, occasional drink
>asian food but willing to try lots of cuisine
>baking and cooking
>creative pursuits, makes jewelry, kawaii clay shit, etc
>rainy and stormy weather

Dislikes
>mean or rude people
>being away from me for too long
>excessive partying
>being in big cities for too long
>most regular TV
>hot weather
>loud noises
>the voices

this is me actually

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>>36319799
Her. As far as personality, someone who is caring, sweet, and loving. Average to high intellect. Shares similar interests but differs enough to keep things interesting. Laid back. Open to new things. Monogamous. Charismatic. A beautiful singing voice isn't a must but a definite plus.

I also like pic related's cute mannerisms/facial expressions. And her comic timing. So someone that is funny naturally while not being a try hard.

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Not a whore, likes to cuddle, not a sjw or a racist

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right here boy

anyone share the same feeling

>>36319876
A mix of F and K, but with smaller boobs

>>36323759
Shut up you beta nigger, cut off your dick you white knight orbitard

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>>36319799
Laura Jane Grace. Honestly, I think she's beautiful. I'm bi so I don't mind masculine features.

>>36323097
Why the big nose?

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>>36323817
Seconding this in a completely original fashion

>>36323961
so she can fuck me in the ass with it

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>>36323961
i don't know, maybe it's my pastanigger genes talking, but i like them. sort of makes them look less feminine. maybe it's a narcissism thing?

>>36321563
also E, not a good feel.

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She


Original originality

>>36319799
She's always there when I need her. She has the cutest laugh. She sits on my lap when I'm feelibg down, and plays with my hair. She'll tell me how happy she is.

Why can't I be happy?

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>>36319799
>right wing
>thicc thighs
>fat ass
>pale skin
>pretty feet
>can cook
>DSLs which she routinely slathers in lip gloss

I don't really care about anything else desu

>>36325610
youve got pretty high standards m8

>willing to put up with partriarchy
>not a complete nigger
>3/10

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Just someone who's patient and has a good heart.

Literally just care and understanding, it's all I want, but never got.

>long dark hair
>short
>small boobs
>skinny
>pale skin
>shy and soft spoken
>no friends
>dependent on me
>likes anime
>isn't obsessed with social media
>loves me
ideally, even though girls like this don't exist.

>>36319876
E, I love that body type. C is the one with the best proportions though

East asian looking girl with the personality of a man. All women have irritating, over dramatic personalities and they rarely have any hobbies and no passion for anything.
If some of the dudes I know from 4chan were girls, I'd date them all. Not dick "girls". a "girl" with a dick is just a dude trying to switch to easy mode in life.

>>36323199
>So I ended it.

Strong decision, anon. You stood for yourself and didn't act like a beta cuck. Be proud of yourself.

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A rich landlord who bullies me.

>>36323097
Is this me??? You literally described me. Holy shit.

>>36319876
E all day every day. Mostly because I just want someone else to be lanky with and the glasses with the sheepish look is adorable

Just take away that noice hole and It's perfect

>>36323441
Good fucking lord, and people act like only /r9k/ is the socially retarded child

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>>36325854
maybe, it could be you. it's hard to believe that somewhere in the world someone actually likes you for who you are, but it's true.
doesn't mean you'll like them, though.

you're not a trap are you

>>36323419
dadg pls go

I don't like skinny girls with chicken legs or fat chicks so that's definitely limiting my choices. Other than that as long as she's decent looking with a girl's haircut I don't care.

I would love just a platonic friend

>tfw all girls who like girls are either mean dykes or ugly lmao
>i will never have a gf

>virgin
>white, blonde/red hair (not dyed), blue/green eyes
>15-18 (still young enough not to be a pedophile, I think)
>60kg
>few and good friends
>likes spending a lot of time with me
>supports my politics unconditionally
>trusts in my wisdom
>stays fit
>good at cooking
>wants to have 4-8 children
>kind and well-intentioned
>introverted

>>36319876
>no one ever picks E
>They all want disgusting fats
So long as she doesn't wear those panties IRL

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>Loves me for how i am
>Loyal

>>36319799
Loyal
Kindhearted
Softspoken

My oneitis. I'll get over her even if it takes years, I have to, there's nothing here for me anymore and there never was. But I'll never be able to forget her.

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>>36327144
Amelia is cute! CUTE!

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>>36319799
just a girl who loves me and that I love