>tfw my family is doing nothing Easter

So? You should be happy, Easter is a shit tier holiday.

What do you expect them to do?

garlic basil tarragon

What are they "supposed" to be doing?

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>holiday
>holi
>day
>holy day
>religion
>christianity
>jesus & shit

no thanks pham

imma fap to some fine pony ass instead.

>>36319198
unless your yanking it to bunny buns, perverting the symbolism of easter, then your faps will be for naught

>>36319247
but now that i think on it, this is probably the pagan holy day of spring time (sexy time) and rabbits are the great multipliers and therefore fapping to rabbits is exactly the thing for easter in the first place and thus is very appropriately religious

so maybe the rebellious thing to do is not masturbate at all and eat rabbit meat ?

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>>36319247
I don't know, my family is ultra-religious and I'm a NEET who lives at home

should I jack it to judy hopps this easter?

digits decide

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>>36319445
your penis must decide if digits don't

>>36319099
STOP POSTING MY DOG REEEEEEEEEE

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me neither, I'll just watch youtube and masturbate desu

>>36319606
shut up nippy cunt
>>36319649
im on nofap and almost done, so i cant do that even

>>36319099
>tfw I don't even have a family

So I just got off the phone with my mother and she dropped a motherfucking bomb on me, apparently my step-dad is cheating on her. She spoke over the phone with one of the women and she said he claimed he wasn't married and they did sexual stuff.
He denies everything, but I know he was a fucking asshole of a step-dad so I wouldn't put it past him.
Happy fucking Easter