How do I respond to this roastie? I was thinking of something

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I was just trying to make her laugh. I thought by using a typical shitty /fit/ line that every guy sends she might get the humor.

>you got me there

Just give up and talk to another girl

>>36313700
what the fuck is
>well scene as you swiped right
>scene as

>>36313748

Did you really expect better from r9k?

tell her she looks like a cheap hooker and ask how much a bj costs

Kek
You deserve it you retard

Also
>phoebe
I couldnt stand living with a girl and having to call her
>phoebe

OP is an absolute autist, lmao. I cringed so hard

>>36314799
For all you know, she might be carrying the protomolecule

>>36313700
>>36313723
This is sexual harassment, apologize and delete your account.

>>36313700
>>36313723
Easily salvagable.

Say something like:

>Look i'm sorry, i'm new to this whole tinder thing and girls in general. Please be gentle :) So how are you doing btw? haha x

>>36315640
>Look i'm sorry, i'm new to this whole tinder thing and girls in general. Please be gentle :)
please be bait

>>36315728
nah man girls dont like 'bad guys' they want sweet and honest guys

>>36315774
No. They want "bad boys" hat they seeing being rude to other people but still treat them well.

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>>36314836
Where is the line drawn between sexual harassment and asking for casual sex?

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First tell the roastie to go BTFO herself.

>>36313700
>>36313723
Just abort my dude

>>36313723
tell her the only thing she looks like is a fucking rat

>>36315813

I dont even want casual sex though, i thought she would find it funny because its clearly a stupid parody pickup line but she doesnt get it and thinks i actually want to have sex with her.

>>36313723
Well with that ugly face and that shitty attitude it doesn't seem like you have a lot of options in terms of other people.

>>36313723
"I know a good plastic surgeon, we could go together and get a group discount at the same time"