/britfeel/

BRITFEEL UBER ALLES

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No gays in yinggan

Why do poor people always were polo and rolex?

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>>36293567
Yorkshire white girls edition

Oh, it's great being black in a white neighborhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

"intimidates whites guy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white girl within a one mile radius with your beautiful big black...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ

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>Patient comes into surgery
>Has been very ill lately
>Asks for one of my miracle cures
>Administer a lethal dose of sodium sulphate instead

A girl started at work recently and she's legit not really attractive even in the slightest, but for some reason I have an overwhelming desire to fuck her

Oh, it's great being Chinese in yinggan

>Gweilo wont DARE start a fight with you

*intimidates Gweilo*

>You get to fuck EVERY Gweilo girl within a one mile radius with your beautiful yellow...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

>>36293649
They care more about their current feels than their future feels. They think it makes them more successful than they really are because the advertising Jews have convinced them that's what it takes to "make it" in life

When they look at their bank balance and see 0, they don't look at the rolex; they look at some external factor beyond their control to blame instead

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>feel comfy as fuck
>look for a cold one in the gaff
>cannot find one
>decide to hit the shop to get some
>get back 5 minutes ago
>not comfy anymore

I feel so alone on saturdays ;_:

>>36293650
women at my BNP group keep talking about this FFS

I wonder if anyone here is actually a chink. I can't see it being the case despite us having nignogs and pakis.

Any lads in Northampton fancy going out tonight?

>>36293715
>a cold one
this sounds dangerously like an american saying, gonna need to see your papers

>>36293650

my female slaves wont shut up about this ffs

>>36293730

I wouldn't be surprised if Daniel the half chink posts here

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>want to live an isolated existance
>university subject is as entwined with society and other people as you can get
Feels bad desu

>>36293740
I agree

Using the word gaff is a sly manoeuvrer but it's not fooling me

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>neighbours kids are all legit autistic
>Keep running around in the garden screaming naked
>Want to throw a brick at then from the window
>Only do it as I'm about to sleep in the afternoon or morning

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>>36293567
omg omg omg new FAT TEDDY lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjfGfdUSE7Q

>>36293730
My town has a shit ton of chinks, wouldn't surprise me if at least one posted here

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I'm gonna poop and make some soup. Not with the poop, that would be gross.

>>36293804

Oxford? Guildford?

>>36293730
i have a chink friend if that means anything. he is pathological liar and a chav.

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>>36293740
>>36293768
>tfw i fucked up
>tfw dutch

I will never be one of you

>>36293778
I thought fat teddy got merked a couple of months ago

>>36293817
beijing

>>36293823
Dont worry. I'm shure you will sucsheed necsht time. Jusht be yourshelf

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>Sitting on the bus
>Small child sits next to me
>Uncomfortable
>Heading into the city
>Start to worry - where's the child's parent?
>Want to help
>How do I find out if someone is looking after it without coming off like a pedo?
>"Hey. Is someone picking you up? Is there a number I can ring so that someone gets you from the station?"
>"Nah me mum's downstairs"
>Breathe a sigh of relief
>Kid talks to me about his secret base
>Things turn out ok
Was really worried I'd end up a meme for a moment there lads

>>36293812
poop soup!

POOPY SOUP!!!

Oh, it's great being Nigel Farage in the European Parliament

>MEPs wont DARE debate EU bureaucracy with you

"heckles Herman Van Rompuy*

>You get to exit EVERY super-national legislative bloc within a one continent radius with your beautiful big referendum...

*cuts to brexit celebration scene*

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3.60 in pooland

What a good, cheap holiday lads. Underrated.

>>36293823
>>tfw i fucked up
>>tfw dutch
>I will never be one of you

Goeieavond, Henk.

Herinner mij (britpoep)? Ik had in de Nederdraad gepost

>>36293817
Newcastle

oregano

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=65&v=DYOc-LqkrsE

>>36293823
thats ok lad, you dutchies are linguistically and ethnically closest to us so you can have honourary membership

>>36293866

This is the best one of them all, well done lad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EviHAI0GNPw

>>36293858
i know that feel lad. i hate the way its like this. cant talk to a kid without being suspected of being a pedo.

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3.90

I went mcdonalds today and actually ended up leaving. the prices are a rip-off for the shit food you get

>>36293840
Who said that? Teddy is still about

>>36293951
>a plate of fucking carbs

Made 100 quid profit selling eliquid this month, does this mean I'm a drug dealer?

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>>36293823
Put down the Stroopwafels and get the fuck out of my thread

>>36293974
calm down there lad, i've had some of those stroopwafels from lidl before and they're pretty tasty

>>36293969

i have a small stockpile of 12.5 packs of amberleaf, since its illegal to sell any packs or pouches under 30g, im gonna sit on them and wait until the market value of them skyrockets

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>>36293974
FTQ

>>36293951
mcdonalds do pasta and rice now?

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/met-face-monster-security-operation-as-donald-trump-insists-on-golden-carriage-procession-during-a3515746.html
did we just get cucked lads?

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>>36293823
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>Henk kom naar de spreekkamer
>Er zit geen /nedervoel/ in de catalogus
>Hij wil met robots spreken
>Wilt mij hem in /britfeel/ toevlucht te geven
>Geef hem een dodelijk dosis van morfine in plaats daarvan

>>36294066
that meal was in poland, ate like a king on the cheap. was there last week with two autismo m8s

>>36293650
Just curious.. Does anyone have Andrew Princes facebook, or address?

>>36294196
you go warsaw?

>>36294211
No, but my uncle cuts his hair. If you have any questions you can throw them my way I'll get them to him.

>>36294196
It looks a bit bad though lad ngl I hope that wasn't 4 quid

>>36294211

BritNormie confirmed that the AndrewPrince character on britfeel was him, but I don't think the goodfellas spammer is.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm pineapple juice

>>36294215
wroclaw

>>36294236
Better than anything i ever eat t.b.h, yes mummys cooking is well and good but when i have to buy food my locals are indian, pizza or subway which aren't cheap, and they aren't hearty.. just greasy or stale

>>36294314
ahh had some decent grub in warsaw, food was so nice and cheap as chippie chips too

>>36293650
Look up the film "A United Kingdom"

>>36294246
BritNormie also said he was Nigii and I'm 99% sure that isn't true. I think he was taking the piss.

Lads what's this goodfellas thing all about? My gf called me Augustine during sex last night? Said something about giving her the sauce?

bubble butt britfeel boys

>>36294429

>inb4 literally none of the characters are BritNormie

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Lads I just got a job writing for Goodfellas

>>36294518

fake tweet, none from them this year so far

>>36294540
Check their Twitter mate, it's right there.

Looking for something classy and tastful to wank to lads.

>>36294518
tesco tiger bread and kettle chips paki character when?

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>>36293567
>/yinggan/ strikes again
>15th April 2017
>Still trying to push this shit

>>36294643
>Looking for something classy and tastful to wank to lads.
i googled this an all the image results were men

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>>36294665

Study Zhongwen Now

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>>36294643
only one answer lad

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>>36294682
No shit, you searched wank and lads.
Fucking batty boy

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>>36294709
I have only one Dear Leader.

I wanted to share this with you, it's a /britfeel/ exclusive. The synopsis of the first three episodes of Goodfellas.

Episode 1 - A-Levels

Prince and Kweku get help from Ronald on their A-Levels, but it doesn't help Prince in his math's exam. So he decides to intimidate the white examiner into letting him cheat. Meanwhile, Augustine is involved in a different kind of A-Levels - he's doing anal sex with a white girl with an incredibly tight arsehole.

Episode 2 - WH Spliffs

AJ gets a job at WH Smiths, and he intimidates his white boss into resigning and ends up taking over the store. Kweku, Alex and Prince end up working there too, and they turn the whole place into a weed cafe called "WH Spliffs." Meanwhile, Augustine shags a load of white girls in the stock room.

Episode 3 - Big Money

The Goodfellas decide to try to make money over the summer, so Ronald goes on a quiz show with a big cash prize. He gets a load of questions wrong, but AJ, Kweku, and Prince intimidate the white host into letting him win. Meanwhile, Augustine shags the host's wife in the green room. Up the arse. And then slaps her across the face with his big cock.

>>36294643
That Lucy Doll scene where she gets caught stealing cookies from the kitchen

Yuan = Yuan
Yingyuan = British Pound
Meiyuan= US Dollar

BritNormie is a left wing Scottish man, who spends time writing fantasy stories about black men fucking white women.

Let that sink in.

>>36294750
beautiful lad, defo gonna get a bafta

>>36294755
>a nonce fantasy with a naked man grunting in it
nah

>>36294803
Sounds about right for the puff.

>>36294815
Go watch lezzer porn and stop fucking asking then.

That Amarna Miller lesbo scene by ifeelmyself or whatever

Wonder how all our lives would be without the internet. Thank god that timeline didn't happen

>>36294750
That sounds quintessentially British

*cuts to white males saying how much they enjoyed it on Twitter/Facebook*

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>>36294852
>Amarna Miller lesbo scene by ifeelmyself
Not THIS is classy

>>36294750
Fantastic work desu lad

anyone else ever touch their poo?

>>36294963
THEY TOUCH THE POO POO

>>36294963
Earlier today I got shit on my arse when I wiped

>>36294750
haha what will that crazy augustine get up to next haha

>>36294963
anyone else so constipated you have to cover your finger in toilet paper and pull some poo out your butt

Fapping to fully clothed women and using your imagination is the only classy way.

>>36295013
Seems those muslims are extremely classy.

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alright lads im streaming 600lb life. come join

>>36295025
I dont think they're allowed to wank, it's why they're so rapey.

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Asda's hunters chicken with aunt bessie's roasts

Me mum cooked it for me

Who /service station/ here?

>>36295028
Alright mate gonna have a smoke and see you in there

>>36295041
dunt look like you got any bacon or cheese on it there lad

>>36294750
>WH Spliffs

Did you make this up because I got a fucking chortle

I need a French girlfriend

Where do I find a French girlfriend online?

>>36295028
>>36295028
Is it the one with the fat shrieking neet with an also-fat brother? Already seen it desu

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me as a girl lads

>>36295135
its part 2 of that episode

>>36295149
So does it focus on someone else?

>>36295105
It's under the sauce

>>36295205
No, same guys

>>36295221
if you say so lad, looks a bit stingy to me tbqh

>>36295041
>20 roasties

ur fuckin vile lad

lads whats the best james bond theme?

>>36295305
Diamonds Are Forever

not original

>>36295305

Live and let die originally

>>36295355
this is the correct answer and kek approves it

Rolling lads, feeling keks blessing right now

>>36295348
Probably this. Goldeneye is pretty good too.

>>36295394

Well, I'm going to ignore kek

I'll report back later on tonight

>>36295394
Kek clearly doesn't give a single solitary fuck about you.

Let's see if he cares about me.

>>36295305
That Sam Smith one.

all these runts thinking they have kek on their side

>Be britfeeler
>Saturday night
>I'm about to go out into town

am I a normalfag?

How do I not fail my exams in 3 weeks, lads? 3 exams and I know nothing.

NAZI KEKS FUCK OFF!

>>36295253
I'm sorry, I'm a piggy :(

I don't really eat much else throughout the day though

>>36295305
Live and let Die or kys

GIVE ME YOUR OREGANO BLESSING KEK

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Pretty nice lads

>>36295485

I am actually leaving for now, I'll be back in a couple of hours lad

>>36295536
>He still can't get a kek

>>36295475
this magical thing called studying

>>36295541
do you not find alcohol content that high too acidic?

>>36295541
It's kinda decent I guess.

Westons vintage and Old Rosie are still the fucking tits as far as cider goes though

>>36295555
KEK FAVOURS THE HUMBLE

>>36295555
kek rewards those who are truly needy

>>36295555
fucking beautifully done lad

>>36295555
HE TOOK IT
THAT WAS OURS

>>36295572
I guess there's benefits in alcoholic parents, and this week I'm grateful

>>36295574
I love pear but nobody produces it

>>36295574
hate that scrumpy stuff, it's way too sour

>>36295632
Like apples soaked in paint stripper. Love it

I wish kek would strike everyone else down.

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How would a dubs make you feel?

>>36295646
Kek is a loving god

>>36295683
Kek doesn't love Richard though.

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anyone else love european curency

>>36295731
Not particularly.

poundblocker

>>36295731
>that brown hand
>european money

we know it's you Nige

>>36294643
i have some great webms i could post if the size limit wasn't 2mb

>>36295731
Yeah I've got 55 euros in my wallet now.

Plus about $20 USD, a few Hong Kong notes and 300 Danish Kroner.

I travel a lot and I hate arriving at the airport with absolutely no local currency. I dunno why because I have cards, but it's sort of a security thing. If my cards didn't work for some reason but I have a tiny bit of money I could always phone my bank.

>>36295731
Is that a glove or are you just a reptilian?

>>36295833
> I hate arriving at the airport with absolutely no local currency

How does this happen? Do you get blind drunk and wake up in a different country?

>>36295872
>>36295812
please don't mention my hand can we just talk about coins

>>36295872
He is ET.

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>>36295146
>tfw i could have been born a stacy

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This is the Cleveland Mercury train, say something nice about her!

>>36295900
the fuck is up with your hand, lad? you a reptilian?

TELL ME NOW

>>36295900
Nice money my man, very colorful and the coins are beautiful.

>>36295874
Usually I don't bother buying currency before I get on a plane. It's a hassle to get it before, and it's usually a shit deal at the airport.

I normally just take some out with a cash machine when I get to the other side. But there's always the tiny chance that your card won't work, because banks block them for stupid reasons. I have more than one card, but if I was really unlucky and both my banks had blocked my card, and my phone wasn't working for some reason, it would be a disaster if I didn't have a little bit of cash on me.

Completely unlikely scenario but it makes me feel secure to avoid it.

>>36295921
I wouldn't mind rubbing my penis against her.

>>36295948
>It's a hassle to get it before
It's also cheaper

>>36295948
Ah fairs, I usually get some currency converted before I go but mainly use my card while over there

>>36295921
looks like one of me nans bollocks

>>36295900
>>36295937
what type of coin is that gold one with the silver in the center? I'm an american and think its pretty cool.

>>36295931
please leave it okay

>>36295937
yes i really like the ten euro note i have quite a few of them, it looks pastelly in some light and looks bright pink in another it's quite nice to look at

>>36295974
That's alright for the first 500 or so, but I'd end up using my card anyway in the end when that runs out, so it's not really worth it for me.

Don't really feel comfortable carrying more than 500 quid's worth of anything on me at a time.

>>36295991
it's the ireland version of the one euro coin i like it a lot too

>>36296006
>please leave it okay

pfft, as if im leaving this. you have been sussed. you have two option sonny, you can either tell me your intent here in my territory or we can battle it out

watch yourself, kid. im the cock of brit feel

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If you like Turkish Delight. Please leave.

>>36296058
Which turkish delight? proper turkish delight or cadburys turkish delight. Both are decent

Not every dub is a message from kek that will come true, otherwise the mystique would disappear.

Sometimes kek tests those who follow him.

>>36296056
Listen here kiddo, I'm an American in your land and that automatically makes me the cowboy here, leave my new reptilian best friend alone or I'll shoot you, that's right I can buy guns and you can't even buy a steak knife.
>>36295991
Don't justify that cockhat, discuss currency and post more if you have any interesting pieces.

>>36296056
ok sorry im leaving i just wanted to talk about coins

>>36296091
>Both are decent

please remove that cock in your ass

>>36296127
>that's right I can buy guns and you can't even buy a steak knife.

Not while you're here you can't.
Lemme just go get my shotgun

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYLSOdgHeEA

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>>36296091
Get out you bloody nancy boy.

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>>36296153
We all see your shame, Shipman.

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>just woke up

so much for a new improved sleeping schedule

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if i could smoke fear I'd roll that motherfucker up and then I take two puffs

Phil Spencer's Secret Agent is pretty poor Property Kino

Not a patch on Homes under the Hammer or City Faggots playing at Countryfolk.

>>36296127
bullets flow through me lad. i have spent 43 years training with chinks and wrestling with demons. my body is a weapon designed to smack up little dick weeds who bang guns. i have already predicted any tactic you have. your move, kiddo.

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>I live in the same country as people who think Eastenders is good.

I'd made a great mistake that if I get found out my life is most likely ruined.

>>36296233
i have so many questions about this image
the pained determination of the bloke on the left
the forced smile of the guy on the right

the items they're holding

what

>>36296278
Stop touching kids then Jimmy.

>>36296278
Time to share with Uncle Anonymous

>>36296278
I've made one of those too. No one found out in my case, but I was lucky.

>>36296278
you party anon from last night?
you didn't rape that chick did you

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>>36296288
so many questions, so little answers

>>36296278
nonce?

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Trannies OUT!

- Kev x

>>36296288
>The bloke on the left

Just shows you how far the Lib Dems have sunk when the leader is just "who's that bloke?" to most people

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>>36296366
somebody say nonce?

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This is how I imagine the average /britfeel/ poster looks to be quite honest with you all.

Nihao yinggan

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>>36296378
thanks kek. you allways know best.
>>36296381
>implying they were ever more than a party with its foundations based entirely on the fallacy of the middle ground and picking up liberal idpol youthes

>>36296419
That meme is done. Sorry lad.

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>>36293567
I really miss him lads, things will never be the same without Terry.

>>36296411
with the jpeg and everything

>>36296305

>chad coworker starts dating my sister a few months ago
>begins spending a lot of time at my house
>constantly makes fun of how I'm always playing video games and my room is a mess
>starts to really get to me
>talking to him at work a few days ago and this customer comes in and he tells me he think she's fit and the things he'd do to her
>get home that night and email my manager pretending I'm the woman and I heard what he was saying and I want to file a complaint about him
>fast foward to today
>he's in my sisters room and I think he's crying
>think he's been sacked
>he took out a loan to finance a car a few weeks ago

If he clocks on I'm the one that reported him, my sister will be pissed and my parents will probably take her side.

>>36295305
Nobody does it better or license to kill

>>36296381
Tim Farron on Migration
He was the first senior British politician to back the EU proposal for a quota to take in refugees during the Mediterranean crisis. He called for the UK to accept up to 60,000 non-EU refugees to help with the influx. He attended the Refugee solidarity march in London in September 2015 and gave the opening speech. In the 2016 Liberal Democrat Spring Conference, Farron accused the government of cowardice and heartlessness over their current refugee policy.

F U C K O F F
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What are your desert island discs, /britfeel/?

>>36296443
I miss him reading Janet and John stories.
Hearing him cry in laughter brought joy to my heart

>>36295305
this is,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHPcTfp88Jo

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>>36296446
on the one hand you disgust me for being a reliant NEET at the mercy of your parents like a filthy animal
on the other hand chad eternally btfo so I have strongly MIXED feelings towards this post

>>36296446
Kek you madman. Yeah you might be fucked, surely the manager is going to ask the women about it?

>>36296530
>reliant NEET
I have a job lad
>>36296537
The manager never emailed me back about it but if he does I plan on saying I want to remain anonymous. If she ever comes in again and my manager brings it up I'm not sure what'll happen. I'll probably feign ignorance for as long as possible

>>36296446
>talking about wanting to fuck other women in front of your sister's brother

What a mong

>>36296446
Good work mate, the guy sounds like a total cunt.

Sounds like you'll get away with it too.

Lib Dems would be the perfect party if they weren't such cucks over immigration.

I mean do they think that importing millions of people from backwater cultures that think gays should be executed is a good idea for liberalism?

>>36296575
You're anonymous because you're shaken up by the whole ordeal and you don't wish to relive it. You just hope reporting him will stop the same thing happening to another customer

>>36296597
>Lib Dems would be the perfect party if they weren't such cucks over immigration.

Name other policies of theirs you like, and I'll explain why you're wrong for liking them

They are the worst party in mainstream politics. Practically Greens level of bad, but more influential.

Just spent 115 quid on a new phone and 30 quid on trading cards

It's nice having credit cards

>>36296597
Are you gay or something?

>>36296639
>Name other policies of theirs you like

Not reading our emails.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GF5UxEizlk

>>36296660
>Are you gay or something?
Says the one spending 30 quid on trading cards.

Kekistan.

>>36296660
Pakis are supposed to be good with money. Am I wrong in that assessment because it seems you lot make a tube of Happy Shopper washing up liquid last for 10 years to save money

>>36296685
Wouldn't mind giving those tits a quick bash.

tbqh

>>36296689
>washing up liquid last for 10 years to save money
Nah. they just have a phobia to cleaning and water.

>poley will one day offer to suck your dick for money

>>36296689
I am good with money
I save over 50% of my income
Normally it's more like 70%

>>36296688
VS System, not exactly trading cards if I'm honest

Besides I have a job, I can afford it

>>36296749
LOL

We say the same about whites
We're clean and you're all smelly and dirty

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For (You) /britfeel/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2wjCX81CHM

>>36295146
>Still has a receding hairline as a girl

grim

>>36296787
Ah that says a lot. You lot think your uncleanliness is actually clean. Makes sense desu.

>>36296801
Great album lad i own it on vinyl

Think I'd quite like the tories if they didn't have such a boner for the surveillance state and all this religious moralist bollocks.

>>36296787
How dare you come to this country and insult the native population?

Fuck

Just realised I have put 500 quid on credit and it's going to get higher before the end of the month

I'll need to tighten my belt next month but I also need to buy more tranny meds

>>36296859
'pologies massa

>>36296837
Not sure how every other party managed to go fully inept that the only party that looks half held together is the Tories.

Tempted to start my own party.

>>36296808
it is funny tbqh, pakis always stink of sweat, you'd think coming from such a hotter country they wouldn't sweat as much here

>>36296660
If you need credit cards to spend 145 bong,
You're doing it wrong.

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>>36296881
Join the United Alliance lad.

Our policy is that poofs should be crucified.

The best party would be UKIP if they'd stop being fucking morons.

>>36296837
I'm a genuine conservative and have no idea how anyone could like the Tories. They haven't been good for decade

>>36296681
they would still do that lad, they just wouldn't tell you they're doing it

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>>36296894
It's all that paki sweat from the curries they eat.

This lad knows what's up.

>>36296956
>1000

How do you even manage that many... I'm doubting that number

>>36296919
I just do it for reward points and the basic benefit of buying on credit

>>36296877
Is this Poleaboo? When'd you come back?

>>36296995
With 1000, I imagine he employs a small team for it. He doesn't personally go around 1000 houses.

>>36296930
Oh yeah and what do you disagree with them about? Not enough pushing of the death penalty and leaving disabled people to die?

>>36293649
For validation. It makes them think that they're "fitting in" with everyone else.

It's a nigger-tier attitude really. They think that if they look rich people will assume they are rich.

>>36296956
Reminder this guy owned 1,000 houses AND he was in debt.

The absolute STATE of the Jewish banking cartel.

>>36296995
it clearly says a company is running it and it clearly states he's emailing people telling them not to let to people

>>36297025
Disabled people should consider getting a job

>Push for anti discrimination in hiring laws
>Nah we didn't want to work anyway

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>>36293769
I feel you m8.

The sheboon next door to me has around 5 kids and they all run around half naked, shouting at the top of their lungs for no reason.

>>36297010
I post every other day for an hour or two

Not much free time when you're working

>>36296494
Such a quintessentially British post, ignored. Yinggang fuckers

>>36297091
If you had a decent job you could post at work.

That woman at work you were interested in (non sexually) has probably left to do something like that.

>>36297099
Yet you didn't answer so shut it you nonce.

>>36297082
Blacks will be blacks.

>>36297039
Are they counting mortgages as debt? because that's common in the buy-to-let game

>>36297066
The vast majority of people who rely on those benefits need them to enjoy a reasonable quality of life, going all autistic because <1% abuse it is a bit silly.

Can't imagine being the sort of person who thinks people who can't leave the house without help should only be given enough to remain existing.

Only ever seen such a lack of empathy in edgy teenagers or people who have never had any contact with a truly disabled person.

>>36296787
>Living in a dirty smelly people's country is preferable to living among in our own country

All that inbreeding that goes on in your community has really fucked you up

>>36297122
Nah, he had debts that went beyond that. Like he was behind on his payments and defaulting on some houses.

>>36297119
I don't listen to music so I can't answer. The rest of you though, no excuse

>>36297082
I always judge the quality of parenting by how clothed children are when they're playing

Fully clothed? Good parenting
Half clothed? Shocking parenting
Running around in just a nappy? Sterilise the mother immediately

Going to sleep

Night, night NEETscum

>>36297109
Doubt it, she was at the call centre for 2 years, she's not doing anything

I could post at work if 4chan wasn't banned

>>36297128
Why do they deserve more money than just what they need to continue existing?

>>36297139
Now that is absolutely shocking. Was that in the article? I'd be interested in knowing more

>>36297164
>tfw remember my childhood and I was literally running around the house naked

>>36297167
She left, so she's left to do something better.

>that friend who had a younger sibling who used to run around the house naked

Was always so fucking awkward

>>36297196
think it was in another article from another website. It was posted on reddit.

>>36297128
He's trolling mate. Or just an edgy cunt. Either way he doesn't deserve your time and attention.

>>36297168
Quality of life is an important factor in mental well being, which in turn helps your physical health.

It's not like they're going out for a week trip to America or something, this is about enough money to go out to the park for a couple hours a week. A lot of these people couldn't do that without support.

There aren't many people who'd say 'not my fucking problem, just let them rot in their houses lol' when they have their face attached to it.

>>36297201
She lived quite far away, always came 40 mins early to work

>>36293867
that looks fucking vile lad

>>36297246
So what? People don't just leave jobs they've done for two years and go to worse ones.

She outgrew the place and found something better, and left you behind.

>>36297232
I think there could be a lot of people about with these attitudes these days, people who genuinely think over half the people on benefits are taking the piss because they read a story about one or two cases every few months.

Either way I pay a lot of tax and I'm happy to let it go to helping a lot of people even if it means a few people skim, it's better than having nothing at all to help people in need.

>>36297307
Probably but it's just some tosser on 4Chan, even if you did convince him that he's wrong, he has no power anyway.

>>36297236
Why can't they get jobs?

You can have no legs and do a desk job.

You can run an online business from your home.

Benefits are a crutch that keep people in poverty

Obviously doesn't apply to some dude with no legs or arms though. He needs the benefits

>>36297360
You're massively simplifying disabled people to someone who is in a wheelchair.

I'm glad that May is taking your lots benefits away

>muh anxiety!

>>36297382
Anxiety =/= disabled

>>36297407
Anxiety can be disabling, again you're simplifying things.

Happy Easter! Enjoy your cow breast milk in the shape of a hen's period, lads.

>>36297394
>>36297407
Benefits are being taken away from wheelchair bound people who need a carer to leave the house.

But yeah as long as those people 'faking' mental health issues don't get any money who gives a shit innit.

I've been 13 stone for 2 weeks despite practically starving myself

think it's time to use up the last of my DNP

>>36297360
People who just can't walk usually do have jobs. Benefits are usually for people who have more profound problems.

>>36297407
Disability

noun
noun: disability; plural noun: disabilities

a physical or mental condition that limits a person's movements, senses, or activities.

>>36297457
Except they're not really, stop believing the guardian mate.

>>36297446
Enjoy your food grown using literal shit, lad

Can make anything seem silly when you break it down

>>36297480
>Benefits are usually for people who have more profound problems.

There are people in this very thread that are on disability for memexiety

>>36297486
retard

noun: retard; plural noun: retards

a person who has a mental disability (often used as a general term of abuse).

>>36297457
>need

citation needed

Council estate single mothers "need" cigarettes

>>36297560
Disability benefits are not single parent chav benefits.

If you're profoundly disabled to the point you're of no use to society you should be in a care home.

>>36297547
Are you implying that people with anxiety are retarded? Or have you finally discovered what's wrong with you?

>>36296639
>legalising cannabis
>free education
>actually care about the NHS
>care about the environment

>>36297540
A system where some people can take the piss is a lot better than a system where genuinely needy and deserving people slip through the cracks.
>>36297581
I can't believe you are so ignorant that you think that would somehow be cheaper.

>>36297588
If anxiety is a mental disability, the definition would say they can be classed as a retard.

>>36297446
well somebody didn't pass gcse biology

>>36297597
>Give someone a free house and pay for a full time carer for them isn't more expensive than putting several disableds in one building and splitting a carer between them.

>>36297560
And when have those people ever qualified for PIP? My mum can hardly walk and she doesn't qualify. Get some perspective, not everything you skim over in the Daily Mail is gospel.

>>36297592
Please don't set off the anti-weed autists.

>>36297581
That's what they used to do at the start of the century, these people aren't retarded, they just need help with mobility and stuff.

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who hype for the return of this extremely underrated masterpiece

>>36297658
it's been back for three seasons m8

>>36297635
http://www.payingforcare.org/care-home-fees

>>36297649
Yeah but this bloke up the road from me limps when the council come to see him and he lives in a 8 bedroom house and gets 500 quid a week innit.

>>36297658
Is that Conor McGregor on the right?

>>36297635
So if you're ever crippled you'd be happy to be bungled into the handicapped care home and rely on a couple nurses to take you out and do everything for you while only having a single room to yourself.

Why don't all the people who are happy to pay taxes for poor people and disabled people just pay some money into some kind of fund?

We could call it.... I don't know.... charity.

>>36297681
yeah i just rock up to the assessment and cough a couple times and now i live in a four bedroom apartment with a lambo adapted for disableds.

You are so happy to have Farage.
>Tfw EU slave.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-CrNlilZho

>>36297708
If I was crippled I'd still work.

>>36297674
But it's back for series 4 later this month

>>36297694
no!!!!!!!

Now that some time has passed, I would like to forward the motion that the first Twilight film is decently made enough for it to be enjoyable.

>>36297737
I'm sure you would, you'd start up your own business from your house and run it out the garage a la Del boy right?

Or would you get some conglomerate to hire you from your bedroom to do IT work?

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>average waifu poster's shower

>>36296947
apart from the fact they voted against new powers in parliament?

labour/UKIP/Greens all rolled over with that one

>>36297592
>legalising cannabis

Drugs are immoral and lead to degeneration

Yes, this includes alcohol, but unlike weed, alcohol has been a cultural staple for centuries. I would make the laws stricter on it though. We have a genuine alcohol problem.

>free education

Education is already free. I know you mean higher education though, and the concept of a free higher education is ridiculous. Why should tax payers pay more so some 18 year old kids can waste their working life studying History and having a 3 year party?

No one should be able to go University to read literature, or study "sociology" for free.

>actually care about the NHS

A bloated, bureaucratic, inefficient mess full of abuse that needs massive reform. People support this thing out of blind, misguided, ignorant loyalty.

>care about the environment

Finally, something I actually agree on.

>>36297164
Not only that but these kids are hardly ever supervised.

I really hope a niglet runs out in the street and gets run over.

The thing that the left doesn't understand is that they have caused this with their rampant open door immigration.

We're now at the point where we have to decide, should we accept a major reduction in standards of living so we can bring more of the third world into Europe?

Because that's why the NHS can't cope. Our population is too damn high. We now not only have an ageing population, but an ageing immigrant population all trying to access it.

The left is reaping what they sowed

>>36297717
>made 2009
I'm guessing zero of what it predicts has come to pass

>>36297818
>Just telling him your opinions without backing them up with any evidence.

Wow you totally showed him.

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>>36297801
>implying I wash
>not enjoying stinky neet smell

>>36297821
B-but didn't you know?

NHS was built by immigrants!

>>36297821
But the majority of immigration is young people of working age who are less likely to use the health service and more likely to pay tax.

why is working out with dumbells a lot harder than with a barbell? i cant do the same weight on dumbell than i can for barbell

>>36297859
>Immigrants never get old

>>36297814
yes lad, because the past couple of years have revealed that governments will never do any illegal surveillance on it's citizens.

>>36297886
If they weren't here then the NHS would be in an even worse state because we'd have a lot of old people and fewer young people paying in to compensate.

>>36297849
>evidence

You want me to show you evidence of people being useless stoners? People going to university to study useless subjects? The NHS paying middle aged women to have IVF? Evidence that I care about the environment?

Because that is literally what you just asked me to do. The absolute state of you

>>36297876
Probably balance or some shit. What exercises are you trying? I use dumbells whenever possible but then I work out at home and it's just easier

>>36297907
Yeah but they are brown! Their skin is brown!!

I hate politics so muc

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>>36297859
>DEWD LMFAO LETS IMPORT MASS AMOUNTS OF CHEAP LABOUR AND DESTROY WHATS LEFT OF OUR CULTURE TO BE POLITICALLY CORRECTXDD!!

>>36297801
I'll have you know the only bad things in my shower are blood stains

>>36297855
i can smell you through my screen smelly stinky neet

STOP POLITICS AND POST BATTLESTATIONS

>>36297914
What does your girlfriend think of your political views?

im in a right predicament lads, gagging for a wank but iv got to be out the door at 9am tomorrow morning n i cant be arsed getting up early to have a shower.. heres my 2 options

1. i go to bed like a civilized human

2. i crank one off and leave the house smelling like unwashed bollocks and jizz dick

thanks in advance x

>>36297821
>the left
>their rampant open door immigration.
>'the left' has been universally in power since the ww2

kek and people were worried

http://news.sky.com/story/north-korea-missile-launch-fails-says-south-korean-military-10839274

>>36297907
You're implying immigrants pay more tax than they take out.

>>36297917
bicep curls for example. i tried doing curls on dumbells today, started them and they felt so much harder on dumbells.

i used to only work out with dumbells but i doubt a weight set a while ago because i wanted to dead lift and it came with an olymic bar so i started using that

feels like more pressure is on the muscle when i use dumbells.

>>36297818
well you make some valid points here, now look at it from my point of view
>legalising cannabis
i have a chronic illness that cannabis has been proven via scientific studies to help alleviate, and yet it is still illegal even for medical reasons
>free education
an educated society will ultimately be more benefit in the long run than an uneducated one, the money you put in should be worth it and pay dividends when these people end up getting better higher paying jobs, although i suppose i agree that perhaps not all courses should be free
>actually care about the NHS
again, i have a chronic illness and the NHS has been vital to me - if i lived in america i would be paying thousands on medication each month - or rather - my insurance would be - but if i was uninsured for whatever reason i would be fucked

>>36298006
>doubt

i meant bought

>Literally no one to vote for:

Labour: Multicultural cucks
Green: Multicultural cucks
Lib Dem: Multicultural cucks
Conservatives: Multicultural cucks
UKIP: I'm Paul Nuttal of ukips and I ghost wrote the entire work of Shakespeare

>>36297914
I want you to show me evidence that legalizing cannabis leads to "degeneration"

I want you to show me evidence that literature, history and sociology are worthless for society.

>>36297897
If you hold that premise what's the point of voting for anyone?

>>36298037
Well I can't do that but here's a lot of anecdotal wish wash m80.

>DUDE WEED LMAO

Naff off

>politics

couldn't give a toss lads, I'm just here to play video games and eat easter eggs at 12:30am

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>>36297961
>tfw no comfy Waifustation
I'm actually planning on redecorating, so I may end up with something like this

>tfw too middle class to care about immigration or muh multiculturalism

Such is the life of poor people. Getting pissed up down the pub every weekend and visiting the chippy is the extent of your 'culture'.

>>36298069
aye famalam now youre getting it

>>36298032
straserist party when?

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>>36297829
Actually almost everything Alex Jones ever said has come true.
It's fucking scary. Can't deny a single thing after researching it.