I found a lemon in the river today
Today was a good day
put it back tyrone
>>36291619
I don't know why I kek'd but I did
>>36291585
That's a very nice and clean lemon Anon, you should make a good lemon drink or something like that.
Keep up having a great day my internet friend and stay healthy \0/
>>36291585
What if it was up someone's rectum earlier? You never know where that lemon actually came from.
>>36291717
>>36291619
I threw it back into the river for someone else to find
that's a fish, god dam i hate city folk
>>36291585
Well what do you do when life gives you a lemon
>>36291767
This.
OP's gay ass is lucky he wasn't stung. Too bad it ain't breeding season.
So how did you find it in the river?
>>36291755
Why didn't you eat it
>>36291801
I stopped to sit by the river and found it floating down by where I was sitting.
>>36291789
Post about it here
>>36291585
h-hes outside?
>>36291922
>He doesn't go for walks alone with his music
Nothing is better than walking with some good headphones and Pink Floyd playing in your ears. Especially at night
>>36291922
>go outside
>life literally gives you a lemon
I'd take it as a sign and have a breakdown.
>>36291755
>yfw nobody else will appreciate, let alone cut up and eat, a river lemon
You should have held on to the magic, OP :^(
you achieved more today than I did...
>>36291982
My nigga. Walking with music while ignoring the people in the world around you is true robot in the purest sense.
>>36292032
I appreciated it and put it back so maybe someone else could