>be 18yo slav from lithuania >mentally ill (read: gay)

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Can you move out yet?

your options are either

A: beg for forgiveness and keep your promise you will never do it again, at least for a few years until you can move out and continue with gay stuff behind their back

or

B: Get a job and move, or move out with student finance or whatever you have in Lithuania

how was the sex?

Normie leave. Fucking leave. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Good. You deserve it. Nahh I'm just kidding that's fuckin' weak bro

Is there any way you can say you bought them for a chick? Did you already admit to anything?

>>36286385
stupid vladposter

advice belong on >>>/adv/
faggot

>>36286396
This, Jesus OP you're fucking retarded.
You could've even blamed the shaved legs on the "girl".

If they ask about her, just say that you will never name her or see her again so people won't shame her since your dad and brother told everyone.

Do they not have lying in Eastern Europe?

>>36286346
Lithuania social security is shit and I'm scared shitless
dad is calling all our family members right now, my brother told me

Fuck your dad to cement dominance

I'm on the bus right now and I don't know if I dare to even knock on the door

>>36286457
don't admit you had gay sex

just say you were experimenting with crossdressing if they press you

say you are sorry and attend church more often or something, at least until they are off your back

>>36286486
Tell us how it goes lad. Worried for ya.

Jeigu ne ruskis tai ne slavas esi. Pydaras priedu.

>>36286272
You could try to imply you were using them for masturbation purposes
Or pay a hooker to pretend to be your gf and have them "walk in" on yall and have her wear the panties

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AIDs is a thing

>>36286601
I know, I'm replying to it

>>36286272
doing gay stuff in estern Europe
>why didn t they beat the shit out of you yet

>>36286650
oh my god you fucking bigot ;_;
It's 2017 and it's okay to be gay, lesbian, or transgender

God, I wish america would start the gay parade again

>>36286650
thank you imam

Ok I am five minutes away from the house
please pray for me, I don't want to live in mental hospital

>>36286650
>>36286687
it s really bad in Russia and Serbia if you are faggot there you need to have a gun

>>36286715
Tell us how it goes. I await developments with baited breath.

>>36286272
>wearing panties
What are you fuckin gay?

>lithuania
braluk--
>gay
go fuck yourself you faggot trash

t. latviaman

>>36286801
>latviaman
Ayyy

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>>36286792
G A Y
A
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origino

>>36286715
Also, make sure they don't see this thread. Like, I don't know how phones store shit, so probably don't let them have your phone if this is on it.

Further proof homosexuality is a legitimate mental deficiency

>>36286888
straights cannot be robots, enjoy your GF

>>36286455
How are you meant to hide a beta feminine voice?

>>36286961
Enjoy your aids and prolapsed anus you disgusting faggot

>>36286974
>How are you meant to hide a beta feminine voice?
By not being a fucking faggot crossdresser

>>36287036
>being healthy
>having the statistically most normalfaggy sexuality
>being free of mental illness
>being theoretically able to have a GF

NOT a BOT

>>36287077
Least I'm not a fuckin transgemdered fag lol

>>36287106
NOTTO ROBOTTO GAITO OUTTO

OP? Hoping strongly that you are okay.

>>36287323
>OP? Hoping strongly that you are okay.
This

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>>36286272
Do you happen to be the guy who made Lisa the Pointless?

>>36286272
You fucking disgusting queer degenerate. I hope that your word of your faggotry gets around and an angry mob beats you to death. I hope that they torture you by sticking a broomstick up your faggot ass before dousing you in gasoline.

>>36286272
You deserve it for being degenerate. Hope they treat you with shock or beat up.

>>36288040
>angry in-denial fag noises
just marry a tomboy or something

>>36286272
just roll with it at this point. I don't know if slavic gays are stoned by a mob or something, but at this point you might have better results with your family if you confront them and tell them you're a gay.

OP is probably in the hospital now

>>36288410
I hope gopniks and skin heads find out that he is gay
in school slavs beat you up just for entertainment

>>36286272

Don't wear shorts next time?

Thank god gay brainlets like you can't reproduce.

>>36288867
But how do other comrades know we're out?

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>>36286272
Pidaras kurva paimk virve ir pasikark kurwa siuksles kaip tu dulkina Lietuvos lavona.

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>>36286272

Uzuojauta, bet pats kaltas.

Always wank before making decisions.

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>>36286801
kekd latviuk

>>36288825
>>36289129
>slavs
>not subhuman sadists
>white

>>36286272
I'd go for the advice of telling them that the panties were for a girl and that such girl made you shave. The other ones about leaving are also good, but it seems that you don't want to go or you can't, so for now use any excuse to save yourself from what your family can do to you.
I do believe that getting away from them and doing whatever you want is the best option though. Consider getting away from your family and enjoy your sexuality.

>>36289282
we are Balts with strong Slav influence from recent occupation, it's getting better though

>>36286272
if lying that panties are for a girl doesn't sound probable in your case, try to play it off as some sort of a prank gift for someone, losing a bet, or some other teen bullshit. depending on your acting skills you might get out of this alive. for what it's worth, you have my sympathies, as a fellow lithuanian slav

OP is killll

>>36286272
I have a good advice for you: zabij sie

>>36290335
>loud subhuman noises

>>36290471
oh my god soo racist

>lithuania
>slav
You're a fucking Baltic state you worthless subhuman

>>36291227
If we let everyone be white, there'll be chaos.

>>36286272
>I could die
Good. Kill yourself.

>>36291397
>beating on someone else because your life is shit
no better than a normie

>>36291421
I'm beating on fags because they're mentally ill and never show any sign of changing themselves.

>>36291464
in other words, they're true robots and you're a dumb norman
>JUST LIKE BE BETTER BRUH

>>36286272
>living in Lithuania and claiming to be gay slav
Lithuania is Baltic country
jebeni normi REEEEEEEEEE

>>36291464
>they're mentally ill and never show any sign of changing themselves
Just like 99% of this board

I'm worried about opie. I hope he's fine desu.

;_;

>>36292587
Same fammo.
>eastern yuros
>being able to care for their young and not eat them

>>36286801
>it's a latcuck thinks its opinion matters episode

kek

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Pirma klaida buvo tiketis, kad galesi gyvent kaip nori, budamas priklausomas nuo tevu.
Antra klaida buvo uzsakinet shady shit kai negyveni atskirai.

PS. Apie koki saita kalbi? Gelyna? Nera jis shady. Nebent i ta degradiska skelbimu sekcija lendi.