How do I get laid at a party?

>>36280776
Talk to drunk girls.
Don't sperg out too much.
Make/let them get drunker.

With a bit of luck if they enjoyed your company and are drunk enough they'll let you fuck them.

They should make a version of Blacked where they just use dorky fat black dudes instead of basketball players

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>>36280838
What if I like to talk about 9/11 conspiracy theories when I'm drunk

>>36280861
those aren't basketball players they're guys the same size as the smallest porn stars.

>>36280861
none of their actors are tall enough to be basketball players

>>36280838
>Make/let them get drunker
literally rape. This is why you can't trust most men.

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>>36280776

This is your best option.

>>36280903
Not interested in rape, senpai.

>>36280776
Get really drunk and it will happen naturally

>>36280880
>literally rape.
Literally sex. This is why you aren't getting laid.

>>36280932

It's literally a grey area that can literally in a legal context be construed as rape.

>>36280919

It's not rape if she doesn't know it's happening. You are a robot anyway. The world shunned you in a way, people ignore you, girls ignore you and most likely ridicule you on a daily basis. Who gives a fuck if you take what you rightfully deserve? She wont know it is happening. But to be safe, video and audio record her consenting ask "Do you consent to sex?" "Are you drunk right now?" Drunk people never admit they are drunk. If no to the first one pour her another drink until it turns into a yes.

Good luck fellow bot.

>>36280903
Not gonna lie, I've been drinking these myself ever since I saw that picture for the first time. They're great when I want to get drunk fairly fast and don't feel like drinking my usual, harsh tasting, drinks.

>>36280984

The combination sounds truly disgusting.

>>36280999
It mostly just tastes like lime and banana to me, with a hint of soda. It's not great but it's inoffensive and it gets you drunk.

>>36280981

>No consent
>Not rape

Well memed.

>>36280981

>It's not rape if she doesn't know it's happening
It literally is, Anon. That kinda shit will get you thrown in jail fast.

>>36280776
why is his cum fluorescent?

>>36280776
talk to girls and punctuate it with things like "hey lets take a shot" or "lets chug a beer." start touching them periodically and if they dont get weirded out escalate. if you smoke and they do go smoke a cig with them. or ask if they wanna go upstairs where its quieter.

>>36280903
>shows up to party with random gatorade slushie mix
>offers it to girl he wants to sex
fullproof plan man

>>36281065

Turboaids.