Has /r9k/ ever been in a fight?

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>>36274710
I've only ever gone to fisticuffs with my brothers and twice with non family who are both considerably larger than me and I somehow always whoop their ass.

Lesson is just because someone big doesn't mean they can throw hands.

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>>36274710
Been in a few scraps.

Just straight beat people sometimes too.


I aint win all my "fights" though

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>>36274710
I very reluctantly got into fights with a couple of my then friends

I whooped everyone's ass

Turns out that people dicking around in ambiguity land all day tend to do it because they're insecure and are trying to fabricate an impervious bubble. When they're actually faced with a real issue like a fist to their nose they suddenly aren't as capable as you would have figured

>>36274710
do sparing matches count?

I've recovered from a sucker punch and scrapped with a guy while we were drunk, I nearly blinded the fuck

Another time I got beat the absolute shit out of cause I'm a shitty feisty manlet and the guy was bretty big
He kicked me while I was down as well, feels bad man. I didn't deserve the whole beating but I was being a cunt