>tfw we are slowly becoming brainlets

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Just say "No" to depression and b ureself. Its as easy as that.

Wow I didn't know I just had to say 'no,' thanks Russia Today, I never thought of that. Must be because my brain shrunk so much!

>>36273163
>scientists prove
Where are those proofs?

>>36273186
God that pic makes me hate the modern female

It could also be medication. They thought schizophrenia also caused shrinking brains but some are pointing to the medication doing this.

>>36273163
>Just stop being depressed faggot lol!!!

Makes sense. Being depressed is kind of played out anyway.

Share your feelings with someone and actually act on the advice they give you instead of dismissing it because you're too fucked up to think rationally. Or kill yourselves you fucking brainlet idiots. This world is beautiful and makes more sense than anything

Whats a surefire way to fail to kill yourself?

>>36273163
my brain is leaner, tighter. my white matter fires quicker for more efficient shitposting.

"Haha just stop being depressed haha just walk away"
t. happy normie

>>36273540
god fuckin bless and godspeed you sweet patriot

>>36273232
They're just holding a hot dog in the normal pic.

>>36273882

Yeah without Pepe its totally fine! Just a few lovely narcissistic whores taking selfies.

>>36273882
Who would've guessed they're holding a hotdog at baseball game. I'm talking about all them making dumb faces and taking selfies instead of watching the game

>>36273163
Wasn't there a scientific study stating that people that suffer from depression have pretty high IQ's?

>>36273975
It's just a group of girls being happy and spending their time out at a game. What's wrong with you?

>>36273882

Oh thank goodness!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngt1JK3DyOU

>>36273163
I hope it shrinks into oblivion and I die.

>>36273163
Fuck me, why didn't anyone tell me it was that easy sooner.

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>>36274051

The commentary guys grilling them makes me feel fuzzy inside.

>>36273163
just say no bro :)

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>>36274051
>that commentary

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>>36274051
>"heres my first bite of the churro"
>"here's my second bite of the churro"

>>36273223
it shrinks your hippocampus

>>36274051
>Ellen actually put these girls on her fucking show because of this
I fucking hate this world.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOoDSYFoJxQ

>>36274341
Can it be restored?

>>36274045
>t's just a group of girls being happy and spending their time out at a game.

No, they're narcissistic shit cunts

>>36274489
Ellen is such an insufferable dike cunt

>say no to depression

WTF I'M CURED NOW!

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>>36274045
>feeling the need to constantly photograph yourself and what you're doing

They're as bad as those dickheads who go to a concert just to watch it through their tiny phone screen.

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>>36274489
>"we're all on the deans list"
>as booty calls

>>36273186
>>36274051
The girl on the top left corner is dating my Chad friend.

All the Chads hate her, and it really didn't help that she flaunted that shit when she came back from the Ellen show.

>>36274780
Theyre all on the deans list tho

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>>36274804
Doesn't mean shit. She's a communications major. Anyone can get over a 3.5 GPA in that.

>>36274051
>Rockies vs Diamondbacks
>One of the girls is wearing a Cardinals hat
It's almost like they don't care about baseball and just went so they can show off their selfies about their "exciting" life on Instagram

>>36275217

Don't want to defend the roasties but if you go to any sort of sporting event you'll see a lot of random team gear even from different sports, mainly on dudes since they're most of the crowd. Granted the girl probably only knows it's a hat for a baseball team and doesn't have any connection to St. Louis, but there you go.

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>>36274051
such insufferable cunts

>>36274051
Seriously what is wrong with people like this? When I read about the Greek origins of the where the word narcissism came from I never imagined a person THIS infatuated with their own image.

These people are absolutely everywhere in my city. They often have the stick things so they can extend the length of their shot and block your path on the sidewalk. I saw this one nigger walking around talking to a video camera the other day. He just kept repeating "yo we on da street, gnome saying, on da street, we on da streets right now" over and over. How can this disease be cured?

>>36274489
>Promoting domestic violence awareness
Does this mean they are going to give those tickets to crackhead women who regularly get beat up by their crackhead boyfriends?

>>36273163
Idiocracy was a documentary

>>36276303
By families they mean single mothers I presume

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>>36276303
You know know, it's not that they're trying to do good things that pisses me off even though that's possibly because they want to repair any damage they made to their reputations. But it makes me mad that a sorority taking selfies at a baseball game got them a spot on a popular TV show for literally no reason other than it being a viral video that showed how vapid, self indulging and moronic this generation is.

It just makes my blood boil. This world is going places the past did not predict.

>>36273186
It probably is.
I've been a suicidally depressed neet my entire adult life but I just turned 24 and THIS is finally the year I'm going to be a real human being.
I hope.

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>>36276474
>This world is going places the past did not predict.

>>36275632
This.

Baseball games are pretty cheap. I'm a transplant in Minneapolis, so I'm not big into the twins, but the games are a good time, so I'd go to a random game. Might as well put on something baseball related if I'm there.

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>>36274051
>that's the best one of the 300 pictures i've taken of myself today

>>36275632
>>36277048
They actually mention in the Ellen interview that they only went as a bonding experience for their sorority and that they don't give a flying fuck about baseball.

>>36274341
>tfw born with liaisons in my hippocampus
>tfw now its even weaker
The pain is real.

>>36275095
This.

Was a communications major in college. Easiest major alive. Did nothing throughout college and studied maybe for 20 minutes per exam.

>>36276474
>showed how vapid, self indulging and moronic this generation is.
go fuck yourself. oh no people are taking pictures of themselves and posting them online for anyone to see. why does this hurt you? you're criticizing an entire generation because technology made things objectively better in damn near all metrics.

>This world is going places the past did not predict.
retard

I've read about it some time ago. Brain size does seem to decrease, however, that isn't necessary the sign of 'hurr ppls r gettin dumb' or depression, it is more likely that in a modern world humans who choose to specialize in one field deeply tend to succeed more. The era of polymaths is over

>>36274489
>half on academic scholarship
>only half
they really are retarded.

>>36277297
Taking selfies is vapid and moronic.

>>36277315
this desu senpai. i don't understand why people immediately jump to the whole people are dumb thing. the world is fucking massive and the amount of information that a single person needs to acquire is even greater. we (as a species) must specialize in order to keep advancing.

>>36277459
condemning an entire generation is pretty moronic too.

>>36277297
Are you fucking stupid, dude? Holy shit. Go back to defending your selfie habits.

>>36275095
>>36274804
>>36274780
It really disgusts me that Ellen and all these feminist groups jumped on the criticism of these cunts as misogynistic. These cunts were at a baseball game and doing everything but actually paying attention to the game. 3 of them were simultaneously taking fucking selfies with their food.

That video perfectly exemplified everything wrong with both modern women and the smartphone generation and these fucking cunts got nothing but support from the majority of the media, fuck these goddamned whores, fuck Ellen, fuck feminists

>>36273163
Thanks, I'm cured, now I don't have to kill myself.

>>36277297
>why does this hurt you?
Why do retards think this is an argument?

>>36274659
Yes, it'll begin to naturally recover if your hormones get under control for a while

>>36273163
>Tfw suddenly not depressed anymore
I don't want to be depressed if you makes you stupid. I thought it made you smart

>>36277575
i've never taken a selfie in my entire fucking life and i do think its stupid. i'm mad that people are dissing a whole generation because of technology.

>>36277647
>Why do retards think this is an argument?
it was an insult not an argument. sorry if that wasnt very clear

>>36277596
>he said while posting off his iphone

>>36277680
That's not an insult either. It's just a dumb, unrelated question.
You're a fucking moron. This is an insult.

>>36273163
Well shit Anon, just say no to depression.

>>36277675
I really hope this is bait. Otherwise it confirms my theory of "pop depression"

>>36277752
Don't worry it was

>>36277724
oh lol my b. misread who i was quoting. that was a genuine question though. i mean if i don't like something i usually don't look at it or associate with it. i go out of my way to avoid it and i'm pretty content. but the tone of the original post was angry/hurt (at least thats what it seemed like to me) and i was curious as to why.