Nordic /r9k/

>>36270203
Hello. What do we of talkings about?

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heya roed groed med floede

>no netherlands
Come on man include us

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>>36270203
>Finland
leave me alone

>Romania here.

Hello Nordic brothers

You're doing a muslim thread?
That's dangerous these days.

noen sote gutter fra norge her?

>>36270203
how about you do something about the fucking niggers raping your women and children rather than making a fag nordic thread on r9k

>>36270373
>>36270335
>every nord is Swedish

>>36270373
Why don't you do something about it? Orginaleroni

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>>36270203
>muh master race
Kys nordcucks

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>>36270410
>yfw nordic women look more masculine than latin men
where your chins at bros?

>>36270406
because i dont give a fuck about eu fags

>>36270458
>FIX YOUR FUCKING COUNTRY REEEEEEEE
>I don't care lelelelele
hmmmmmmmmm

any danes here?
pia k not welcomen

>>36270491
im not from nordland you fuck

>>36270492
From skane, does that count?

>>36270492
yes

>>36270519
you're on the wrong side of the sea, sorry :///

>>36270410
>mad sub-human nigger

>>36270557
jeg er fra kobenhavn hvad med dig anon

>>36270203
hahahha Finland, ok there mate.
whatever you say Genghis rape baby, arent you all tired of Achmend's dick yet, we could send Chang over if you need some more. hahahaha

>>36270597
nice, aarhus her

d eller p

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>>36270492

im swedish but the guy fucking my ass is a dane

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anyone hungry?
i could use some smorrebrod right now

>even on the internet nords dont talk to each other

>>36270203
Nordmann rapporterer

kjempeorinalkommentar

Er det noen fra Norge her?

>>36270492
Living 20 minutes from the border, and work for a danish company in denmark. Does that count?

>>36271008
It counts!
Kan du tale dansk

>>36271024
Understand danish, but cant actually speak/write it.

Serious question please respond.

What does the average Finn/Swede think about African immigrants?

I don't mean channers, SJW, redditos etc. I mean the average middle age person who works and has a life.

>>36271058
something along the line "niggers"

>>36271058
They definitely arent such a big problem as the average ameritard makes them out to be. Still a cancer that needs to be either expelled or purged, sure. But still.

>>36271102
Then why so many Somalian refugees? Surely there's a right-wing party to vote for?

>>36271169
There are, but the average person simply doesnt care about them enough.

Why can't Germany be included

>>36271206
All German has is some few good bands.
>Ramstein
>Caliban

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Are Nords the robot race?
>known for being quiet and reserved around strangers
>autistic black metal bands
>lanklets

>no Netherlands
>no Estonia
>no Germany
This is a divide and conquer shill thread.

Nordbros stand together

>>36271344
Pistasj is > Jorbaer is

>>36271313
But German techno is god tier

>>36271383
Iceland norway sweden and finland are the only true nords.
Anyone saying that germany and netherlands are nordic is retarded. Might understand Estonia though.

>>36271344
also
>cucks
So yes.

>>36271434
Finns aren't even genetically Nordic. They are mongols. Germans and Dutch are genetically Nordic.

>>36271434
And you forgot Denmark.

>>36271456
Finns were part of the swedish empire for hundreds of years. Honorary nordics.
Germans and dutch are germanics. Literally cant see why they would be nordic.

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>find a girlfriend that streams like me
>she comes to sweden
>lose virginity
>she moves back to australia
>tfw

>>36271477
Yea, sorry.

>>36271484
Nordic is Germanic you shill.

>>36271489
>tfw
i love that pic anon

>>36270267
Literally nothing in common, might as well add Germany instead

Why is Nordic countries the hardest being a robot in.
Even the "nerd" types here are Chads.
t. Nordmann

>>36270373
Just Sweden senpai, they're the eternal cucks of the nordics

>>36271505
jesus christ,no. Germans are germanics you fucking retard.
If you insist, belgians and austrians might aswell be nordics

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>tfw no scandi gf with blue eyes
why live

>>36271344
>>36271452
What race is the chad race

Is Green eyes Nordic?
My mother is Norwegian and my father is Swedish.

>>36271623
Sounds like your mom cheated on your dad with an Irish chad senpai. Your dad is a classic Swede cuck.

>>36271609
Irish

>>36271545
>eternal
Swedes weren't always cucks. This is a modern development. They used to be vikings, literally the biggest Chads around

>>36271658
But it was over 20 years ago.
They had their first child, my sister, over 28 years ago.

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>>36271050
im the other way around...
t. amerikaner

>>36271711
What's your point

Face it anon your dad got cucked by a superior Celtic chad

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For Norwegians, Danish is so fucking easy to understand in text.
But Actually talking is hard. Not in a mean way danish bro, but it's so hard to hear you speak.

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>tfw filthy American mutt
>will never be pure Nordic master race
Should I an hero, Nordbros

>>36271823
America is the easiest country to be in by far.

>>36271832
But we're a bunch of disgusting ugly mutts. What's the point of living like this

>>36270203
Get the fuck of, you Nordic niggger.

>>>>>>>/int/

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>>36271863
You can literally start from a new state whenever you fuck up.
It's literally easy mode.

>>36271776
I can read both norwegian and danish, but cant speak either.
>t. swede

>>36271911
Men det er gasnke kult at vi alle kan forsto hverandre!
Bortsett fra finsker.

>>36271951
Detta

>>36271951
Fan ta finnar, man undrar ju ibland varfor dom inte ar en del av ryssland

>>36270203
Swedistan man here. Greetings, or hej.
Yes, living in this country is nice.
Yes, I hate muslims and arabs and I don't want them.
No, I'm not a cuck.

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Hei Nordiske venner.
Hvilket land er dere i fra?

>>36272049
Danmark represent!
hvad med dig anon

>>36270410
I am a mix of 50% Swede and 50% Greek.
Is this a good combo?

>>36272081
Chad you are not welcome her

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>>36272072
Jeg er fra Norge!
Hva er det do gjor akkurat no? Jeg drikker og horer paa musikk

>>36271058
Most people think Trump is crazy and they hate the political parties that want to ban immigration, so, most people like the african muslim raping I suppose.

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You can call sweeds cucks all you want.
But as a Norwegian i must agree that Swedes know their metal music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wLXeWKGRpM

>>36272095
YES
Thank you anon
Now I know

>>36270203

>not welcome: the rest

tell that to those syrian refugees you cucks.

Ja men skal snakke i
Om? I fekk klimings i kveld
n aerme t aa ikkje vaere virgin lenger

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>white nords
>master race

pick one

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QUICK /nordic/
Post your favorite Scandinavian song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKnyvtzMRRA

>>36272232
Vikings were pretty alpha but it just died off after other people learned how to protect themselves against vikings

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>>36270354
yep veryc ute personality

>>36270203
>tfw 2:30 a.m. and can't sleep

>>36270354
Ver saa snill aa vare en jente

>>36272021
simo haiti, sniperduden

Are the English nordic?

>>36272641
No, fuck off tea eater

>>36272507
Nop

>>36272484
ver ycute

>>36272660
But my great great grandmother was probably raped by a Viking?

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>>36271434
>blonde hair, blue eyes, tall stature, Germanic language
>not Nordic
We're not falling for your divide and conquer tactics anymore, Shlomo.

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Husk aa stemme Liberalistene til vaaren da gutta.

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>>36272697
thank u how nice of deg:))

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>>36272730
Nordic languages and germanic languages are significantly different.
>tfw just realized ive been responding to bait

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>tfw mom and dad leave to the cabin for the holidays
>say I have to go out and hit on chicks while they are away
oh boy...

>>36272811
>Nordic languages
>literally North GERMANIC languages
Shut up, kike. Go back to your desert shit hole

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>>36272817

getting pounded in the ass is okay as well!

>amerifats will never experience the joy of having a constitutional right to NEETbux

>>36272906
>tfw on NEETbux
>extra NEETbux because of schizophrenia
I love Denmark

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>tfw tired
>tfw need to socialize tomorrow
>tfw no Finnish or alternatively a Chinese gf

>>36272902
Det er ikke morsomt, din forbanna homo.

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Burger here.

Are Nordic/Scandinavian girls as qt as the stereotypes say

Burger grils are so fucking ugly I need to get out of here

>>36273041
All the girls have small tits here, but the new, young generation of girls have massive toodies.
Don't American girls have BIG TIDDIES!? That should make up for the ugly faces.
Also all Finnish girls are ugly.

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>>36273041
>>36273061
This is a 5/10 in Scandinavia desu

>>36271524
They are the easiest to be a robot in, the welfare programs are so easy to manipulate and leech off of

>>36270622
>Aarhus
Samme her. Troede ikke der fantes andre robotter her

>>36272941
And your life still sucks, doesn't it?

Organs

Everyone's so fucking attractive. Well dressed and appear to have their shit together. I walk around alone a lot, I never see any weirdos or robot-looking dudes. Any other nordics feel this way?

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>>36273007
Oioioi, someone is insecure on the board dedicated to insecurity

Sug denne, lillegutt

>>36270203
I am in love with a norwegian guy, am I welcome?

>>36273803
I'm a Norwegian, please love me instead.

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Mikset ole nukkumassa, Anonyymi?

>>36273854
Maybe I woudl

>>36273889
P-please give pic.

>>36273854
I've been told that you have long, dark winters and long freaking bright summer seasons and that both give you SAD
do you sufffer that way?

any robots in the Copenhagen area? What do you do and do you wanna be friends

>>36273931
>I've been told that you have long, dark winters
That's a good thing?

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hvordan star det til, gutta?

>>36273925
I can't
I'm a guy btw, in case you were picturing me as a girl lol

on the other hand... how much of a poorfag are you? age and academic status?
for science

>>36274033
I'm not going to school.
But i make 35$ per hour as a postman at nightshifts.

>>36273858
ei nukuta

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>>36270354
ja meg, men jeg er bare en sot hvis du er ei jente

>>36273944
NEET in Copenhagen. Where in Copenhagen are you

Ei vittu ameriikan ylis taas vauhis :D

jeg er 21 og bor i norge. vaaknet opp av koma etter selvmordsforsok overdose paa sovemedisin, 2 gangen paa 3 aar for en mnd siden. ingen av vennene eller noen i familien bryr seg, og jeg har bestemt meg for aa flytte fra dette helvete. mulig det blir koebenhavn i danmark til hoesten.

>>36274079
>age

original damn

>>36273944

>any robots in the Copenhagen area?
Yes
>What do you do and do you wanna be friends
University student and no thx famalam

>>36270203
DIN JAVLA FITTA

>>36274244
21
Are you sure you won't be my f-friend?

>>36274271
Martin?
Please be you
Original tekst

>>36274224
ainahan se on :^)

>>36274280
Nope, sorry.
Origininiale

>>36274271
Jeg vil gerne vaere din ven anon

>>36274356
Takk. Hvilket land er du fra?

>>36274271
man could you enter some university and pull an international exhange as a student

>>36274408
Kobenhavn Danmark

>>36274252
what do you study? is it full of normies

>>36274445
Not with Social Anxiety.
>>36274446
Norway More og romsdal here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENBv2i88g6Y

>>36274235
Hvorfor vil du ikke leve, anon? Er det bedre aa flytte til et nytt land helt alene naar du allerede har selvmordstanker?

>>36274495
you learn to not care about your surroundings when your goal is to live elsewhere
then you gain confidence and suddenly you're pseudo-normie

I mean, in engineering faculties they are not even normies

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tfw no qt auutistic finnish gf

>>36274608
can it be a (s)he?

>>36271434
scandinavia=denmark, norway, sweden
nordic=scandinavia+iceland, finland, faroese islands

>>36274557
godt, sporsmaal.. jeg vet ikke, jeg har alltid vaert saann. jeg har forsinket sovnfase syndrom som gjor at jeg aldri faar sove, det gjor meg helt gal aa gaa i flere mnd. med 0-3 timer sovn hver dag.

Jeg forsoker hardt aa holde paa alt jeg bryr meg om, men naa er jeg lei av aa bli traakket paa som respons og jeg vaaknet opp etter aa ha provd aa faa slutt paa livet, saa jeg tror det beste for meg er aa flytte aa starte paa nytt et annet sted.

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>titta ut genom fonstret
>se brun person
>dag forstord

>>36274787
Ingen soovn hoores ut som tortur. Hvorfor Danmark og ikke bare en annen by? Og ang ditt selvmordsforsook, tror folk naer deg at du bare gjorde det for oppmerksomhet?

>>36274989
vel, jeg har andre byer i norge i tankene, men jeg maa innrome at det frister mer aa flytte til f.eks danmark for aa komme enda lenger unna alle jeg kjenner.

baade ja og nei, jeg har bare fortalt det til et par stykker, andre vet at jeg laa i koma, men ikke hva for.. det er bedre slik. jeg hadde en veldig god venn jeg maatte fortelle det til, han skjelte meg ut og vi har ikke snakket siden 2015, han har provd aa ta opp kontakt men ikke faen om jeg svarte.

jeg vil ikke ha oppmerksomhet. jeg vil bare do.

men jeg flytter garantert til hoesten, blir det ikke bedre innen et par aar, proever jeg an hero enda en gang.

>>36274608
>Tfw had this
>Tfw was ldr but met up 3 times
>Tfw broke up a month ago
>Tfw want to die
Eg hata thennan heim (tfw 4chan cucks you out of using your native letters)

>>36270203
Brown-skinned burger here, I would stay the fuck out, but I just wanted to remind everyone that I have just as much of a right to be here as Swedistanis.

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kos gaar det gutta?

pakis deluxe her roast meg na takk

>>36275927
>dialekt
>pakkis

anon..

>>36275287
serotonin xoxoxo :))

>>36275287

staa paa ven, det her skal vi klara.

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Is there a large gaming culture in Scandinavia? It seems like almost every autistic gamer I talk to on the Internet is Norwegian or Swedish.

>>36275966
men kjaere deg det jo ikkje umogleg aa integrera.

vil du ikkje heller ha saanne som meg som tilpassar seg til landet og kulturen isteden for de som tror norge er pakistan 2.0?

ps detta er min tredje post i denna traaden eg treng fleire (you)

>>36275985
Nordic people in general are autistic

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THREAD IS FUCKING DYING AND I HAVE ALREADY REVEALED WHO I AM SOMEONE FUCKING REPLY TO MY POSTS NOW

I DEMAND (YOU)S NOW

REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>36276655
>shitskin dreper nordic traaden

denne posten telles ikke

>>36275976
takk, jeg skal huske paa det du skrev naar ting blir ille igjen

heheheheheheh send nakenbilder alle sammen

>>36277588
tell til 3 og gjore det samtidig hehe

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