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Here alone? ...again?
I humbly beg your pardon if I am overstepping my bounds. I don't mean to insult nor do I mean to pry, but don't you get lonely? I see many people walk through these halls day after day but none have so interested me as you do. You avert your gaze to the floor under my attention as if embarrassed or ashamed to inhabit a human body. You stutter and mumble as if this routine transaction is a strenuous ordeal. I see a pain in your countenance sir, you try to hide it under a stoic demeanor, but it is as clear to me as day. What has you in such a state sir? Why does the contentedness that others find so naturally elude you? Who made you like this?
I...I'm sorry if what I said was out of line sir. Enjoy the movie...
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Unrealistic dialogue
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>Why does the contentedness that others find so naturally elude you?
Yep, that's how normal people talk, right?
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nigger are you high
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I kek'd
I kek'd and I kek'd
I kek'd and I kek'd some more
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>>36259050
He's Nigerian.
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>>36258995
>Here alone? ...again?
Say "Yes."
You'll look dangerously spergy and be left alone.
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>>36258995
L-look Mr. Tyrone I don't have a girlfriend for you to take away, so can you please give me some butter for my lobster tails? My falcon is waiting for me in the showers.
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>>36259050
Yes, in 1765. Honestly, I wouldn't mind if our language could retrace a bit.
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>>36259381
I can't imagine why you're not more popular
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>>36258995
You stole this from Antz
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>>36259421
As opposed to you right?
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>>36259112
Would i get wierd looks if I called my son Tyrone? Im not black by the way.
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Talk about overstepping your boundaries, sir. It's very unprofessional of you to make statements about what you just said. I understand you maybe a bit concerned, but this is a business transaction. I have an interest in a service you offer, which I pertake in. Now, if you want my continued service and want your job, I suggest not stepping outside professional boundaries as next time I'll take this evidence I just collected and present it to your manager.
Thank you and have a nice day.
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>>36258995
First of all, Robert i dont know what you are doing out of your containment board.
and secondly i ordered crab legs, not popcorn.
now excuse me i have to take a quick trip to the cinema showers
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>>36258995
When people start talking like that my mind goes blank because I can't formulate what they're saying fast enough in my mind as fast as they're speaking.
So I don't know what I'd do in that situation. Maybe just ignore him?
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>>36260714
Good thing you'll never be in that situation. People in the service industry don't give a shit about you, they just work to get paid, so you won't have anyone talk to you like that.
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