>Have the hots for my buddy's girlfriend, let's

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>Have the hots for my buddy's girlfriend, let's call her Stacy
>We all work together at local gym/swim club
>Have absolutely massive piss fetish
>Not being pissed on, or peeing on others, just the sound of a girl peeing, that's my thing
>Me and girl have break together, I stake out in the women's bathroom knowing that eventually she'll come in
>She does, sits in the stall next to me, goes pee
>Dick is diamonds
>She looks down and I guess recognizes my shoes
>"A-anon? Why are you in here?!"
>Remember that she's a massive liberal, always talking about equal rights, bitches about trump daily
>Fake a little whimper and say "I'm so sorry Stacy I'm not a creep I promise I just...well I just don't feel like a guy and it makes me feel better to use this bathroom" etc etc
>Stacy buys it, apologizes for yelling at me, says she had no idea
>She gives me her number tells me to text her
>I do, she asks a shit ton of questions I really don't have the answer to , so I fake a lot
>Tell her I prefer the name Claire and she/her pronouns
>She calls me this stuff at WORK, a lot of people think I'm trans now, terrified that my parents will find out and either flip or go full-acceptance mode
>Can't tell them I just wanted to hear a girl pee

But on the positive side, she lets me watch her change in the locker room, and she touches and hugs me a lot cuz I'm just a "girl" to her