Clarification of Vernacular Terminology of /r9k/

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>>36245657
>robot
Unsuccessful, lonely, lazy and unhealthy person, jobless and virgin. Often ponders why he is so alone, and then just tries to forget it with drugs/vidya/anime
>cyborg
Unsuccessful and lonely person, but tries to live in the real world nevertheless, out of obligation and fear of seeing it's way of life modified. Too weird for normal peoples, but too close to reality for robots.
>failed normalfag
Cyborg trying to climb the ladder to normiehood, but fails in the process. Fails to understand why he fails all the time, or how deal with the cause of his failures.
>normalfag
Semi-successful, boring, bland, unrecognizable individual living a boring and dull life.
>chad
Male with good physical traits, enjoys relations and manages to get them easily.
>fembot
asdfsdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfd
>stacey
female equivalent of a chad.

>>36245657

>>robot
A young man who is severely asspained about still being a virgin but would rather believe that all women are horrible than accept the fact that maybe HE is the problem.

>>cyborg*
An awkward and mediocre person, possibly with nerdy hobbies, who has enough of a personality to have found a satisfying love life.

>>failed normalfag
A term employed by extra-butthurt 'red-pilled' robots to demean lonely men who haven't given up on being happy.

>>normalfag
Like, a normal fucking person. Again, robots use it as an insult in an attempt to feel superior.

>>chad
An exceptionally attractive and/or wealthy man who is able to attract women with little to no effort.

>>fembot*
A girl who is ugly or who is mediocre (or even cute) but has the same kinds of social anxiety problems that men have. Robots insist that they can't exist because they believe that any girl can get a chad and that that nothing else in their lives matter to them (one of MANY things that robots convince themselves of to make excuses for why they're alone).

>>stacey
An exceptionally attractive woman who is able to attract men with little-to-no effort.

>>36245657
>>robot
people who hang around this board to share feels and vent about being shunned from society
>>cyborg*
normalfags who want to say they belong here for some weird reason
>>failed normalfag
same as robot, people who tried to fit in, but failed and were rejected from society
>>normalfag
people who function and receieve positive feedback in society
>>chad
rich or extremely attractive guys who don't even have to try in life
>>fembot*
a made-up term to try and bait gender discussions and attention
>>stacey
a pretty or rich girl who has never had to try for everything. Everything she ever wanted was given to her as soon as she decided she wanted it. Staceys are very common in society, basically every girl over 7/10

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>Robot
Resentful, very little to no social life, probably feels like he's been denied a regular life, no positive contact with the opposite sex, either has odd interests or none at all which makes it hard to associate with normalfags, generally a social outcast whether he cares or not
>Cyborg
Someone that may or may not have gotten lucky enough to get a relationship, but it was more than likely a solitary event and happened several years ago. very few, if any real friends, the friends he does have will always make promises of hanging out and then proceed to never be around afterwards, may have a nice position at work, but would rather live a simpler life
>Failed normie
Someone that has had several relationships but they've all fallen through, otherwise has a decent amount of friends and is typically content with everything. Probably runs around calling people a virgin and trying to feel superior yet trying to fit in as well
>Normalfag
Pretty self explanatory
>Chad
Successful, attractive, charming. Pretty much what every man wants to be. Whether he wants to pump and dump until he finds a relationship with a decent woman or if often finds himself in good relationships with attractive women. Generally what men want to be
>Fembot
Women that come here because they're too cool for reddit and tumblr, often spouts the same shit that you'd hear from those sites. Whether it's bait or not is up for discussion
>Stacy
Popular, attractive, has every average chump drooling at her heels. Will get a good job because she is either genuinely smart and made good grades in college, or she used her evil vagina magic to get good grades in college.

>>36245657
1. An emotionessl shell of a man
2. A human-ish robot
3. Users of r9k or even 4chan
5. Somebody who is normal and well adjusted for society
6. Handsome dude that all girls (both Stacys and non-stacys)
7. Female Robot
8. Chad but with a vagina

All of them do.
I'd say the least common are cyborg and failed normalfag (kek)