MBTI Thread - Spirit Animals Edition

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ISTP-T
don't really care about the animal shit.

My spirit animal is the garbageman

My Big Five Personality is high on openness, low on agreeableness, low on conscientiousness, average neuroticism and below average on extraversion

INTJ
I indentify most with small vegetarian insects that rely on camouflage to survive

Maybe a stick insect

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I'm lNTJ.

>mfw drunk ISFJ
fuck you all :D
Also: I love you, no matter what

nth for being INTJ is pure suffering

>>36245324
INTJ
I was going to say owl but the picture says tiger. Tiger is still accurate enough I guess

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>tfw no ENTJ gf

Early today

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>no racist ISTJ gf

>>36245776
Sup my dude. What type are you btw?

>>36245324
ESTP
Wolf

>>36245807

INTJ. You?

INFP
Fox

>>36245324
An INTJ is a tiger? I thought it was an octopus.

>>36245364
>loyal to their cause and beliefs
this is very accurate for me, as well as almost every other ISTP characteristic, appart from the "always doing something". Everything is pretty boring to me so i dont do anything.

>>36246244
Octopus are cowards

>>36245929
Same. I wonder if this is a INTJ thing.

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>>36245324
can't read bottom text. But I identify with a really introvert baboon. I do have those going crazy almost social moments almost like little bursts of inspiration. INTP most of the time though

>intp
Fuck owls I want to be a shark

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>>36246540

>mfw sensors cannot understand this image

>>36245568
>mfw somewhat intoxicated and rather high ISFJ
I want to remove myself from this curse that is existence.

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>>36245324
Fellow ENTJ carnivore, but I like sharks. If I stop moving forward I die.

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>>36245324
>INTJ
I like raccoons a lot.

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>>36245324
Why are you fucks always too lazy to find a bigger version of these. INTP reporting in. This is my favorite Stallman.

>>36246416
I wouldn't say that they are cowards. When they run it's a strategic retreat. They use the ink to disorient predators.

>>36246244
The intj is a creepy spider weaving webs

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>>36245324
Here's a bigger size because OP is a faggot

also
>ESTP
>Subtle
Wut

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>>36246663
ISTP here and you are correct, I am struggling to figure this thing out. Care to help out a fellow robot?

>>36248461
falseflagging N that has come to dislike ISTPs because of that autist detected

>>36248461
Dwayne Johnson, paper, scissors

ENFP here. I'm so random! :)

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Why does everyone hate us INTJs?

>>36249401

Well first of all many of us are unfortunately arrogant pricks. We're kind people on the inside, but can seen insensitive on the outside. In many cases its just annoyance

Second of all, a lot of people are jealous of xNTJs. xNTJs have an exceptional ability to plan and strategize. This is a crucial quality in modern day life. You know how when you're faced with a problem you immediately and even unconsciously start thinking about ways to improve it and come up with some kind of solution? Thats not a usual thing, non xNTJ types dont do that, but a lot of them do want it. Jealousy breeds hate as they say it.

>>36249720

Ya I plan for all outcomes and then something totally random happens fucking the whole planning up. What a waste of a personality type.

>>36245324
ISFJ

I really like birds, they are fascinating. Crows are some of the most amazing animals on Earth.

Fuck INTJs.

>>36250118
We're still smarter and better than you.

>>36250118
>Fuck INTJs.
How random

>>36249401
well youre the one being fuckin judgey

>>36249720
I agree with all of this. I'm an INTJ and I get told that I'm an asshole once a week.

>>36250144
More self-absorbed and narcissistic, that's for sure.

INFP, I like rats. Don't even know why, if I saw a dirty fucking rat in my house I'd have to kill it. Clean pet rats are cool though.

>>36248444
>it's a humanize all the intuitives and make themselves seem edgy episode

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>>36246950
I change my mind. I, and all ENTJs, now identify as Jack Donaghy.

Jack is the true ENTJ archetype.

>>36249401
>>36247217
>>36246244
>>36245615
>>36245532
>>36245570
>>36245501
Look at INTJ posting styles. We're very self interested creatures. Once your aware of this, it's easier to interact.

>>36250018

If you want to improve, read the art of war and machiavelli's the prince

Its like medicine to xNTJs. Especially the Art of War is written in a distinct xNTJ style, using symbolic meanings to explain complex subjects in a simple way. Once you master and fully understand it (takes a while) it will help you a lot with planning and properly preparing for contingencies.

The prince is more about social skills and how to subtly gain and hold a position of power over people, its still great but not nearly as brilliant as the art of war

Link to one of them, you're gonna have to find a free source for the prince yourself (couldnt find one).

http://classics.mit.edu/Tzu/artwar.html

>>36248478
WOW I'm dumb. Thanks for the spoonfeeding anon

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>intjs want us to believe they are tigers

>>36250612
I read the art of war in high school but I'm not sure how many takeaways I got, much less what's useful. "Appear weak when you are strong, appear strong when you are weak". Coincidentally, yesterday, my mom gave me her copy of Machiavelli yesterday

>>36250220
Yeah, but INTJs and INTPs are the absolute smartest.

>>36250693

It takes some contemplation to fully understand it. You need to do the Ni thing where you create symbols and abstractions in your head to understand things. Basically dont take it too literal, try to get a more conceptual understanding

That one line you quoted though is pretty straightforward and literal. Basically in short the idea behind it is that by controlling how you appear you control the response of your enemy, and make him do what you want. If you appear strong while weak the enemy will think twice before he attempts to attack you, as an attack would be disastrous for you. If you appear weak while strong the enemy will attack you, but will pay little attention to preparation and planning, instead choosing to rely on what he thinks is a superiority in raw strength. This would enable you to destroy a strong opponent with little losses on your own side, as you would have just tricked him into setting himself up for failure without him even knowing it.

In general the book is written more conceptually than literally though.

>>36250612
Did Sun Tzu and Machiavelli view politics differently? Both seem to think deception is a good quality for leaders to have

>>36250986

Sun Tzu was neutral politically, he believed that kings shouldnt interfere with the decisionmaking of the general. Aside from that he didnt really care too much, he just wanted to be left alone to focus on his work.

Machiavelli actually does not support what he wrote in The Prince from an ethical point of view. He believed more in empathy and kindness than the brutal reign he proposed in The Prince. He just realized that objectively someone who follows his writing in The Prince would be more succesfull than a ruler who was kind and empathetic.

And yes, they do both heavily favor deception.

>>36245324
INFP

i identify with unicorns. i like dicks and balls most

>>36251098
Is it worth reading The Prince as an INFP who believes very much in kindness and empathy?

>>36251248
lmao no, you'll feel dirty

>>36250924
Honestly high school (towards the end) was very hazy and mystifying- I kinda just went through the motions. A very disappointing time. I'll reread it.
As far as your explanation about my quote- yup, I understand. I didn't draw those conclusions from my quote, but I've definitely done that in the past- if your enemy is betting on winning and they're not being cautious, you can beat them easier than if they were weary of you. If you know people well, you'll know how to act to get the response you want.

>>36250921
Is being the smartest worth being an off-putting asshole to everyone else?

>>36251248

Its actually very good for INFPs as it will allow you to deal with reality a bit better than you guys usually do. Expect to get your feelings hurt though.

For example, in The Prince it is stated that if you cant get a certain person to like you, its better to have them fear you then allow them to resent you and be able to meaningfully oppose you. In other words anybody who actively dislikes you should preferably be intimidated into submission. If you can deal with this stuff, then go ahead and read it. If this already makes you angry and uncomfortable, then it might not be a good idea to read it.

>>36251330
Yes, brainlet.

>>36245324
>ISFP
>Kitten
Are you calling me a pussy?

>>36251331
I heavily disagree but I see edgy people on here say things like that all the time and I can see this kinda thing working. I think I'll read it just so I can know what bully tactics to look out for.

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Hourly reminder that ISTP is the smartest type.

>>36251460
Why?

Oregon Trail

>INTP
>Don't give a fuck about human rights
>Seeing shit like chinks putting dogs in cages fucks up my day because the dogs are still smiling

j-just fuck my shit up

>>36251818
How would you
>>feel
If you weren't smart? How would you
>>feel
If you had a psychological temperament that wouldn't be able to handle as much knowledge as (for example) the smartest person you know? The fact that some people couldn't even be as smart as the smartest person they can think of if they tried enough should make you want to die. I know I would- without knowing, what is there, really?

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>>36251699
Here's another reminder that INTJ is the best type.

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>>36251935
NO NO NO THEY SAID INTPS WERE THE ARCHITECTS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Well well well what do we have here. The truth is finally revealed.

>>36252006
The reason why the INTJ is an architect is because we are the "masterminds". We set up the situation and build our surroundings.

>>36251914
What drives you to learn more? What have you done with your knowledge?

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>>36252085
INTJs aren't masterminds. They are brainlets.

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INTJ

just took pic related

INTJ reporting in.

Originiim

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Here is the true INTJ animal.

>>36250612

>Its like medicine to xNTJs. Especially the Art of War is written in a distinct xNTJ style

INTJ confirmed for the most pleb of the personalities

>>36252448

t. Brainlet who doesnt understand it

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Anyone else notice how manipulatable INTJs are? They have a similar drone quality to ISTJs.

>>36252681

>thinking the art of war is impressive

>>36251699
>Se
>smart

>butthurt ISTP is awake

>>36245324
What makes the tiger INTJ and the lion ENTJ

>>36252145
You're a brainlet for thinking I actually meant that they were masterminds. I put it in quotes for a reason.

>>36252728

>i dont understand it so its shit

Classic brainlet response to everything you dont understand

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infp and according to OP pic im a seal but i like cats a lot

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>>36252818
Se is savvy, pragmatic, adaptable and aggressive. ISTPs are not only the smartest they are also the most pragmatic and manly. Autism without the drawbacks. The perfect specimen.

>>36252935
But you do think it. Faux humility.

>>36252913
Nothing. It was an INTJ made meme. They idealized their type and the types like them. The INTJ op is just jerking himself off.

>>36252913
solitary vs pack hunter

>>36245324
Who would you rather be stranded on an island with?

>An autist INTP who is likely gay

>An arrogant INTJ

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>>36253179
Sensing is the hunting function though. Intuitives aren't good with physical things. Especially not INTJs.

>>36253276
it's a metaphor referring to a mental mindset, not actual hunting. not helping out team S here

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>>36253213
The arrogant INTJ. I would do homemade surgery on him and make him my wife.

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>robot
>Non-INFP

PICK ONE

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>>36253310
Even that doesn't make sense. Intuitives have a philosophical/theoretical mindset. They are the weakest and need to be carried by sensors. So maybe a crazy person in a padded room who thinks he is a lion would be more appropriate.

>>36253084
>>36253323
>>36252718
>>36252317
im not an intj but can you guys try to be NICE to each other? imagine how he must feel being attacked by either one samefag or several meanies just for being himself

ESTP neet

Life is very confusing

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>>36245324
ISTP here ready to put any type down with Se.

>>36253429
they make plans and conquer things. they build empires.

the view of people who do such things is an apex predator

how is this confusing

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>>36253430
Fuck you INFP. You are next on the list.

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>>36253474
I'm going to kill you then I'm coming for your daughter you little bitch faggot


Nah just kidding, we're brothers, if their was an MBTI war we would win


t. ISTP

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>>36253508
>apex predator
>quoting a fictional movie to justify your identity

Making plans doesn't mean anything. How does have a good secretary mind do anything? You're an idiot. The people who actually rule the world are sensors. You're just a tiny dick intuitive that can only brag about being supreme theoretically.

>>36253517
>ISTJ
>feeler

funny

t. ISTJ

>>36253591
>this much cherry-picking
i'm sorry you feel embarrassed that it took multiple attempts before you understood

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>>36253663
>cherry picking
>literally just chose the two most powerful people in the world

Feel free to point me to the INTJ supreme mastermind world leader that is currently running the world. I am waiting.

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>>36253591

Friendly reminder that the emperor of the largest contingous empire in human history was an ENTJ, with an INTJ right hand man renowned for his brilliant military mind

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>>36253719
Genghis khan was ISTP. Nice try though brainlet. The real strategists are ISTPs.

>>36253713
>a single point in time
>only two countries
>one of the choices is an obvious outlier
sounds like cherrypicking to me

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Damn, even when I answer these questions aggressively as possible I still get ISTP

I'm planning to beat the fuck out of a kid that gave me Spice instead of Weed next time I see him.

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>>36253755
>two sensors can end the world at a moments notice
>the intuitive still doesn't think it's relevant

This is what happens when you're an INTJ and you live in lala land.

>>36253794
>not even the slightest understanding of statistics
this is what happens when you don't pay attention in school. are you SF?

>>36253744

Genghis Khan is the archetypical ENTJ my dude, everyone from Keirsey to celebritytypes have typed him as ENTJ.

Besides, does any of this sound like ISTP to you?

>The Mongols carefully scouted out and spied on their enemies in advance of any invasion. Prior to the invasion of Europe, Batu and Subutai sent spies for almost ten years into the heart of Europe, making maps of the old Roman roads, establishing trade routes, and determining the level of ability of each principality to resist invasion. They made well-educated guesses as to the willingness of each principality to aid the others, and their ability to resist alone or together. Also, when invading an area, the Mongols would do all that was necessary to completely conquer the town or cities. Some tactics involved diverting rivers from the city/town[citation needed], closing supplies to the city and waiting for its inhabitants to surrender, gathering civilians from the nearby areas to fill the front line for the city/town attack before scaling the wall, and pillaging the surrounding area and killing some of the people, then letting some survivors flee to the main city to report their losses to the main populace to weaken resistance, simultaneously draining the resources of the city with the sudden influx of refugees.

You see a clear and heavy preference for long term planning and leaving nothing to chance. Se doesnt work that way, xSTPs wait for an opportunity to arise then seize it, they do very little planning

Enfj Male ~lifes gewd.

>>36253834

Yeah he is an ESFP in denial

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>>36253835
All that stuff is military tactical stuff. That's the ISTP's wheelhouse.

Keirsey was an intuitive biased brainlet. You just listen to him because he tells you what you want to hear. Brainlet.

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>>36253744
Here is the INTP. Please share your thoughts.

INTP. I don't know how to pick a favorite animal.

>>36253761
What's the issue? It's a cool personality type. Build awesome projects and be the guy who knows how to get shit done.

>>36253430
Would you kindly fuck off? Not to be rude, but if this is the same anon trying to say he's best, he deserves it.

>>36253919

Man you're stupid as fuck. xSTPs dont plan ahead like that, certainly not for 10 fucking years. No xSTP is gonna construct a detailed plan like this and prepare ahead to this degree. xSTPs set some kind of loosely defined goal then wait for an opportunity to arise, when it does they seize it and continue towards their goal.

Honestly dude at this point you are so stupid you might as well kill yourself

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>>36253941
Not saying ISTP is a bad MBTI, in fact, it's the best. However, I wish I was an ESTP, they're pretty Chad-tier.

Is it possible to develop some of the INTJ traits like planning as an INTP?

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>>36253950

>not trying to be rude
>but because this one person hurt my sensible feeling the entire thread needs to be derailed and the meanie attacked with weak bait so i feel less insecure about myself

I'm INFJ

I don't know where I'm going in this world or what fate has in store for me. All I know is I don't feel inspired enough to kill my self yet

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>>36253936
I already said INTPs have a bug collector brain.

>>36253979
No you're stupid as fuck. You can't use logic. You just use biased generalizations. ISTPs can plan ahead just fine. It's called reconnaissance. You have some kind of 2 dimensional idea of what ISTPs are in your head. You're retarded. It even says in our brain scan that the use of future thinking is high.

I can't wait for your world view to collapse. It's so warped and out of touch with reality. You can't keep it going for much longer. When will you realize that sensors cucked you all throughout history?

>>36254008
It's not like these personality types are 100% accurate to each person. A lot of the time they're mostly right and there might be some crossover with other types. I'm INTJ, which I feel like describes me best, but, at the same time, INTP can describe me fairly well too. MBTI is a guide, not an absolute

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INTP
How do I go full absurdism mode?

>>36250693
>"Appear weak when you are strong, appear strong when you are weak"
You want others to underestimate you so everything requires less effort when you can, and make the other paranoid or fearful when you can't so he makes dumb decisions when you can't.

>INTP
>Serious basically all the time in social situations
>When someone talks to me and I'm not expecting it always answer really softly/briefly

I can be pretty legit when drunk but I'm after improving sober life more, so apologies for the blog but how do I work on this?

>>36254234
read camus and start smoking

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>>36254024
The thread was trash from the beginning. It has an INTJ op that just wants to show everyone how supreme he is.

>tfw not enough life experience to answer the questions consistently

I can literally flip on any of them

I can literally be all types at different times

Yeah okay guys, but do I have any hope in this world as an INFJ or was I memed from the start

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>>36254074

>cant disprove the argument so he goes on his standard parade about how nobody but him has "logic" and "knows reality".

Nicely evaded, brainlet

> ISTPs can plan ahead just fine.

No they cant, planning as explained before with the Genghis example is a Te thing. If you dont have Te or Ni you cant plan in the traditional sense. You can set goals and make some guess on how to achieve it (in xSTPs case thats waiting for an opportunity to arise), but you cant plot and organize as Te and Ni users do.

> It even says in our brain scan that the use of future thinking is high.
>trusting studies with a sample size of 10

You're even more retarded than i thought>


>I can't wait for your world view to collapse. It's so warped and out of touch with reality. You can't keep it going for much longer. When will you realize that sensors cucked you all throughout history?
>mfw

Dude you are the most delusional retard here, you're a laughing stock, you're basically the chimp in a zoo that people like to provoke to see him lose his shit and go crazy, for the entertainment of everyone there. Sit down roach

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>>36245364
I'm an ISTP-T but I can't relate to any of the characteristics shown by these personality sites. I've taken them multiple times. Of course I don't some internet quiz to perfectly describe but there isn't one thing in there that I can relate to.

>>36252114
Nothing and nothing.

>>36245324
ENTP

Jay Kay from Jamiroquai

I love him so much

>>36254268
Read some philosophy. Namely Camus. Bitch you don't actually know anything. There are so few objective truths that you'd be a fool to take anything but your passions seriously. And even then you shouldn't care what anybody else thinks of them. Read about authenticity. Read Descartes first though. Discourse on Method is a must read.

I talk at people and entertain them because I'm smarter than them. I have comedic material and if I don't I come up with some manically.

Holy fuck this new Jamiroquai album is hot. I love Jamiroquai so much.

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>>36254354
That took you awhile to write. You must of been formulating your butthurt. Just know that your brain scan says nothing about strategy or tactics and ours does. And the study was done by an INTJ. Genghis khan used nothing but military strategy and tactics which your type can't do.

Just accept your status as a brainlet. Your low Se means you are out of touch with reality. Leave to us sensors to tell you what reality is. And I will leave it to you to tell me what the my little pony world is about.

INTP. Owls are pretty cool, but I always liked cats a lot.

enfp alpha male here

everything else is irrelevant

the extroversion component is obvious. introversion is the hallmark of metal illness and lesser specimens

anyone without extremely strong intuition can never be alpha because their brain is hardwired for petty shit. intuition is the most sophisticated form of intelligence and the hallmark of a true alpha predator. frees up your logical mind to focus on important shit

anybody who tells you emotions are unimportant is an antisocial white boy with no friends, and probably doesnt even know how to feel good except at somebody elses expense. sad little men, not alpha. feeling should be dominant but an alpha male should be stronger in thinking AND feeling than everyone else. my iq is 130 despite being emotionally inclined

if someone is J over P, it means they have poor control over themselves and their surroundings, and must fall back on their logical mind to exert dominance over a situation. only individuals who lean towards Prospecting can exercise complete mastery over their environment at all times, because it comes naturally to us. we also have better control over ourselves and can better manage stress.

anyone who isnt enfp is a beta male or unrealized alpha

>>36254354
>>36254479
You two need calm down. Why don't you take a breather, and talk about this over some pepsi like real men?

>>36250693
The Prince is a good read. All I took from it is that I should never fight fair ever and always stab in the back while playing for the rest of people to like me. I have come up with multiple ways to fuck over this guy I don't like at work since reading it. But I'm fucking a chick who friend zoned him so fuck it I win.

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>>36254479

>still thinks that a 10 person sample size study means anything (an INTJ doing it doesnt change that its shit)
>still doesnt understand that long term detailed planning is the opposite of how xSTPs operate
>still keeps repeating his delusions about nobody but him having logic and knowing reality

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>>36254523
true alphas don't go around thinking "I'm so alpha" or even have time for things like MBTI lmao

You're delusional.

>>36254523
And yet you're still on 4chan with the rest of us. You're no true alpha, you're just ascribing pseudo scientific horoscope with the power to make you 'alpha' to make up for your own failings.

No one here has cause to be arrogant about their social status.

>>36254312
this is categorically false and probably created by someone with no concept of masculinity whatsoever

This is now an ISFJ thread. All INTJs must leave immediately.

Seriously, are there no ISFJs here?

>>36254523
You're trying way too hard amigo

If you were anything you stated then you would do you my and not care to provoke arguement like an entp would my nigga

I'm a SCUAI on the big 5 and an entp on the Myers. The SCUAI is a philosopher poet and I tend to agree.

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>>36254580
>he keeps posting ISTPs as his gifs
At least post some loser neckbeard INTJs from your own type.

>he thinks genghis khan was known for his planning

He was known for his tactical genius. He wasn't a god damn secretary sitting in his basement writing in his planner.

Just admit that ISTPs can cuck you in the future planning arena too. We don't let you have anything. You're obsolete.

>>36254613
true alphas do what the fuck they want including dicking around in the shittiest corners of the internet with you virgins when they have nothing going on

the reason i need to repeat "im alpha" so many times is not to reassure myself but because flexing is the only thing you small-minded kids understand

>>36254631
i was alpha before i took the test, it just highlights how my brain is different from the typical 4chan white boy so i can quantify all the ways youre inferior.

you assume that i actually frequent this board which i dont

>>36254636
im literally not trying at all im just doing whatever entertains me

im not here to prove a point im just here for the hell of it

like being a leftist on pol

>>36254759
You seem a lot more like an entp than an enfp to me. I argue just for fun but it's grown boring because I've heard it all at this point.

>>36254659
>We don't let you have anything.
Wait, we have something? Is this why you are going through all this effort to bully us?

>>36254659
>when your type is better than every other type in their respective skills
>when you deny that your type as any flaws

I'm really impressed anon. You're even better at projecting your insecurities without realizing it than any intj could. Is there anything you're not better than everyone else at? Is there anything you're bad at? Please keep going

>>36254802
well im in entp mode right now because im being a bitch on the internet and communicating with words and language is mostly a product of the left brain

if you talk to me in person im much different and obviously enfp

one should be adept at both

>>36254727
Dear, you're delusional if you think personality makes the alpha.

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>>36254811
>>36254813
Stop trying to debate an ISTP you will never win. He's either baiting you or playing 4D Chess.

ISTPs literally get wet pussy everywhere they go, they have an inner chad in them, you don't stand a chance

t. ISTP who has gotten laid by a stacy
>inb4 butthurt reee's

>>36254659
Stop being retarded, it's a waste of time to even debate them.

>>36254857
Yeah, that's why I like that I'm an SCUAI on the big 5. That is congruent with enfp except the description more aptly describes me. I'm in school for screenwriting. I do stand up. And I write music and sing. The ability to conjure philosophical and political reasonings for others after learning them through argument only helps.

Although, with authenticity I do tend to write what I need to learn- as all good writers do.

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>>36254813
>when your type is better than every other type in their respective skills

This is exactly what I'm saying. We are designed to win at anything. I can compete with ESTPs with what they are best at and INTPs/INTJs/INFJs with what they are best at.

>>36254874
psychology is just a product of the biological and the environmental

if all environmental hurdles are removed and an alpha male is true to his biological blueprint, then his psychology and physiology will both reflect his gift

>>36254659

>He was known for his tactical genius. >He wasn't a god damn secretary sitting in his basement writing in his planner.

Do you even know what strategy and tacics are? Theyre military plans. You dont even know what you're talking about you clueless idiot.

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>>36254919
>anybody with an S
>able to reason anything they weren't told

>>36254919
>you will never win.
I've already won.
>ISTPs literally get wet pussy
No, /r9k does not get any pussy, Chad does not spend their time here.

>>36254942
Embodied cognition completely goes against your argument and there is no objective way to know from a philosophical standpoint if consciousness can even be separated from environment inherently.

>>36254963
>t. Idiot who thinks he's hot shit for using reaction Gifs to express his inner feeling instead of an actual argument
I guess your type really is retarded, I thought it was just a meme.

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>INTJs actually believe strategy and tactics = plans.
That's what someone who doesn't know what strategy and tactics are would say. Like someone who has never touched a vagina before.

>>36254972
>I've already won.
I hope you're being ironic.

>ISTPs literally get wet pussy
>>No, /r9k does not get any pussy, Chad does not spend their time here.
>thinking everyone on r9k is the same
>implying ISTPs aren't the second most masculine type
Boy I am laffin.

>>36255019
I don't believe you are capable of even being bombastic- let alone capable of abstract extrapolation. The S types are all complete sheep. Lacking creativity, products by their environment alone. Not products of and with it.

>>36254924
this is what im talking about. being multitalented like this is a sure sign of being self-realized in a way most people, especially men, cant achieve. thank u for corroborating my worldview

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>>36248444
>ISFP
>Harmless and sensitive

w-what the fuck anon
im a guy
how the hek do i get girls if im THAT

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>>36254919
I didn't know I was debating them. I thought I was LARPing as a teacher for mentally disabled students.

>>36254925
Yeah, you're missing the point, bud. Do you honestly think that you're better than everyone because an inventory test told you so? You're confirmation bias in full swing right now. You sound like a child when they're asked to make up a superhero; they just give them every super power. No one is the best at everything; nor is anyone the worst at everything. Since you're so in touch with reality, you should be able to realize this, right?

>>36255032
meant to quote >>36254948
brainlet oregno

>>36255066
I'm a man. I'm pulled between doing what I am studying which is screenwriting or being a singer in a band which I find to be more likely successful. My voice has developed to a high level and that is more rare than writers.

I'd like to be a funk/disco/r&b singer.

>>36255051
>thinking everyone on r9k is the same
Yes, virgins are all the same and rarely come back to this board once they lose their virginity. It is not your case though, you have been in mbti threads since a while, dropping your insecurity everywhere.

>>36255032
umm, I'm INTJ and I don't like any one of those things.

>>36255010
what you call embodied cognition is just symptomatic of a wholeness that science cant quantify, and i agree with the concept, my argument was an oversimplification

whether or not consciousness can be separated from environment, environmental factors that create a negative effect on the organism can be negated with experience and internal strength

i don't understand what point you're trying to make

>>36255032

Kek youre a literal shit for brains.

A tactic is a pre designed PLAN on how soldiers and resources should be used and maneouvred on the battlefield to achieve a a certain effect.

Just kill yourself my dude, there is no other option left for you

>>36255150
I'm telling you that you can't really make your argument. I for example was raised an only child and fed a narrative stream of westerns and 80s/90s action movies. So obviously I will value masculinity as I hold the ideals and themes of these narratives close to my heart. And as Joseph Cambell says, myths are the example of an ideal life- and these movies and books are the current generations mythology.

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>>36255032
Here's to watching you get BTFO'd in all future MBTI threads, friend :^)

*cheers*

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>>36255086
Yes I am in touch with reality and I know that ISTPs can do pretty much anything. I know that because I have seen it. I didn't just theorize about it in my delusional autistic haze.

>>36255165
A tactic is not a pre designed plan. You failed. Go back to preschool.

>>36255246

>A tactic is not a pre designed plan

Quoting google (google "tactic")


>noun: tactic; plural noun: tactics
>an action or strategy carefully planned to achieve a specific end.

Kill yourself

>>36255114
yeah i assumed you're a man because you're on here

if you want my opinion, music is a higher, purer form of art than more complex media like film, but executed with enough talent, a screenplay or whatever has the capacity to be more revelatory. this is largely out of the screenwriter's hands however.

both are worth exploring but our society treats successful musicians especially with the status they deserve

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tfw INFP but nobody else is

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>>36255290
No, you don't understand! Words are what I say they are! You don't know the facts! I use Se! I have a marvelous grasp on the world! I am smarter than INTJs! I got a lot of smarts, see!!!!

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>>36255246
All I see on the left in a lack of authenticity and a need for external validation.

>having social media in the first place

I already know I'm the shit and I'm going to tear shit up.

>>36255212
i still really don't grasp what you're trying to say to me

what argument do you think i'm making

>>36255307
Music is a higher expression of emotion. Film is a higher expression of ideas. It is a visual narrative. Now stand up is 2 parts entertainment and 1 part philosophy. It is also wildly impressive to be a self made orator in a world of produced digital media and to have that be enough to entertain is wildly impressive in itself. Fuck what Aristotle says.

>>36255246
>istp
worthless

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>>36255290
Tactics can be used in the moment as in using tactics for fighting. You wouldn't know what tactics are except for abstractly. Whereas ISTPs live and breathe tactics. Only an INTJ brainlet would think tactics is about planning.

>>36255415
Please stop embarrassing yourself.

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>>36255426
The only thing embarrassing is how low your use of tactics and strategy are in your brain. You can't lecture anyone about strategy or tactics. ISTJs can plan too you know. It doesn't make them tactical geniuses.

>>36254479

>Your low Se means you are out of touch with reality.

INTPs would be the worst, as they posess Se in the 7th slot.

>Not understanding the framework which you base your entire argument off of.

Keep it up though, I haven't laughed this hard in a minute.

>>36255415
>he doesn't know fighting tactics are implementations of previously existing knowledge
>he would like to believe he can make things up on the spot due to his "superior" reasoning and "superior" stratagem
Your sophistry is quite entertaining to watch, ISTP!

>>36255389
i don't know what aristotle says but i hate him categorically because i get the impression he was overly logical in a way that ruined the work of some earlier greek philosophers

good stand up to me is about putting your entire persona on display enough for people to revel in it and relate and just be human for a little while. that's why whether it's good is entirely subjective and i have immense respect for some authentic personalities but just sneer and deride the ones that are obviously fake or go for the low-hanging fruit in terms of relatability

>>36255476
Dude, I'm not who you've been arguing with. You've just lost so hard it's a joke. You didn't respond to me earlier. Probably because I used too big of words for you.

>>36245324
>tfw snek
Origii

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>>36245324
A PICTURE MADE FOR ANTS?!?!?!

>>36255525
In Poetics he really shits on comedy.

Have you heard about how Stanhope's betty, Bingo, is in a coma and he is super depressed?

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>>36255499
INTPs have Si in the third slot. They use it instead of Se. You would know that if you weren't a brainlet.

>>36255505
>he thinks tactics are something to be learned theoretically through book learnings
Be gone brainlet. You can't compete.

>>36255551
I am tutoring many retards at the same time. Which retard were you?

>>36255389
u are definitely right about the music/film thing, the reason i say music is a higher form of art is because i believe emotion is primary in art

>>36255591
Dude, please stop embarrassing yourself. All of them have beat you. I'm the guy who's words you had to google.

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>>36255634
I don't know what you are talking about. You must of been too insignificant for me to reply to you.

>>36255591
>he calls himself the superior strategist and yet he doesn't premeditate anything he does
>he uses false equivocation to twist the definitions to his liking
I thought ISTPs were supposed to be realistic! So why is everything you say just meant to protect your own ego? Fascinating!

>>36255580
>Have you heard about how Stanhope's betty, Bingo, is in a coma and he is super depressed?
lol i had to look this up and it still isnt even english to me

>>36255603
Ehhh, philosophy is inherent in narrative. Narrative is philosophy and art combined. I would never knock it. The subconscious is where emotion lies but if one knows themselves then their philosophy should reflect their inner self as defined by their conscious. Building a narrative and working within the confines of a narrative is more impressive than a great deal of music. Music doesn't always, and shouldn't in my opinion, make you think. It should simply hit the emotions.

>>36255669
Doug Stanhope is one of the best comedians in his creativity. His delivery is dogshit because of substance abuse. His significant other is a woman who he refers to onstage as Bingo. She is in a coma. He is currently depressed.

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>>36255668
Relying on premeditation makes you a bad strategist because you aren't prepared for unpredictable things. This is why INTJs will always be lower than ISTPs in strategy. You aren't adaptable or aggressive. Not to mention you aren't using strategy in the first place. Just some shit you learned from books.

>>36255591
All types use all functions to a geater or lesser extent.

>>36255716
you're still 100% right and your awareness of this stuff is impressive but
1. due to my experiences with mind-expanding psychedelic drugs i believe the realms of emotion and the subconscious deserve much more respect than people typically grant them
2. unfortunately theres a lot of room for philosophy and narrative to be subpar and unstimulating, and even when executed properly the complex nature of narrative-based media is prone to imperfections. ultimately what you're creating is just a microcosm of a narrative that would be much more stimulating if it played out in the real world. which is still art, but the entire basis of the very best art is authenticity

>>36255758
>Relying on premeditation makes you a bad strategist because you aren't prepared for unpredictable things.
So you are admitting to being a nigger. Top fucking kek, you are the dumbest sensor I have come across.

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>>36255903
>he thinks he can strategize from his autistic ivory tower

>>36255758
Improvisation depends on having previous knowledge though. You can create a new outcome but you're only going to be doing so through experience.

>>36255927
Awww did I struck a nerve? Just walk away from the screen!

>>36255903
if niggers are intuitive and exercise mastery over their situations, i'd rather be one than an autistic white boy who can only rely on learning and habit to dominate

>>36255850
You should read Joseph Cambell.

Also when writing narrative the objective is generally to write what you think you need to learn. It is not to write what you think you know. It is authentic when you do so. I wrote a short film about trust issues that I am very proud of because I have never had a healthy relationship. Good writers do not write to tell other people that they know more than them. They write with a theme in mind that they themselves believe that they need to bring into their subconscious so that they may grow as people.

I've been trying very hard in my current relationship to be more open and to express how I feel even if it is difficult.

Watch It Follows. It is an existential crisis put to screen. It is amazing when you realize the theme and the intention. It is death. It always follows. In sex we seek solace from it but in doing so we condemn the next generation to it. And there is no escape. We must learn to live with it and lean upon our significant other when necessary. It is better than The Devil and God are Raging Inside Me by Brand New and it is better than Wildlife by La Dispute in imparting its existential theme.

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>>36255934
>guys I'm an INTJ and slow to react
>let me just have 10-40 days to make a new perfect plan before you attack me again
>dies

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Isfp

Considering getting with an esfp gril.. tried to get a thing going with her a couple months ago, got somewhat close but my autism kinda fucked it up a bit. Maybe I'll try it again once I'm in a better place.. she's a cool girl and I'd like for her to be in my life, but she's not really gf material so maybe superficial is the way to go... especially since she a freak

>if niggers are intuitive and exercise mastery
Whatever happened to your "grasp of reality"? Or did you suddenly lose that ability? Wew.

>>36256009
Oh and I agree about the subconscious being under rated. There are so many people living with a cognitive dissonance because they choose the easy and safe over what they truly want as a person. Externalities can go fuck themselves.

>>36256009
i'll definitely get around to reading joseph campbell and watching it follows. but, like, counteroffer, you should go to a music festival like electric forest or something and get messed up on 1p-lsd or some tryptamines. and then we can come back and compare the authenticity of our experiences. [email protected] if you want to stay in contact, its good to have friends who operate on a higher level like this. ive honestly never opened this website and found enlightened discourse

>>36256132
I've smoked salvia and freaked the fuck out as well as done mushrooms. My first salvia trip was that there are only two entities in existence, myself and god. And that God invented new realities only for the sake of making myself believe that they are real and matter. Then he would tear them apart and create a new one. Basically an eternal power trip in which I get fucked. Took me a year to get normal again.

Mushrooms were tame in comparison. I just realized that I try really hard to succeed as a person when I should just do me. Like many of my first relationships I tried to be as suave as possible and it made those girls feel like I was playing them because they could tell I wasn't really there. The girl I lost my virginity to cried afterwards and asked me if I was just playing her for sex because I played the player role so well.

I'd do mushrooms again but have no hookup. I would not do acid unless tested by my chemist friends- too many research chems out there. I work at a rehab center with addicts anyway.

I would argue that a couple ego deaths are all you really need for an open mind in general.

>>36256241
man, rc acid is actually the safest bet

if a dealer sells you "lsd" you could be getting fucking anything

if you go on the internet and use bitcoins to get shipped some 1p-lsd, al-lad, eth-lad etc that can be accounted for, you actually know what youre dealing with and it's essentially the same thing as acid

id agree that a couple of times are all you really need under your belt and it's not for everyone. but if you nail the setting and get yourself to one enormous recreational event with lights and colors, and then take advantage of psychedelics, very few experiences can compare

i used to be addicted to adderall which is essentially meth but worse. 1p-lsd literally permanently cured my addiction and depression in 1 trip. psychedelics are benevolent as long as you respect them.

>>36256241
>I would argue that a couple ego deaths are all you really need for an open mind in general.
True. Concerted elimination of cognitive biases will do that too. As a philosophy wanker and physics major who did his fair amount of drugs, I would just say it's important to keep learning and using rational methods to eradicate bias. Open-minded drug users tend to fall into two categories: the rationalist who understands the subjective aspect of their experience and integrates it usefully, and the aesthetic who relies on emotion to justify their views. Not that the second isn't extremely valuable, it just seems to make people stagnate because they tend to accept things without having good reasons for doing so. But what do I know. The second type also ends up leading a more fulfilling life than they did before, so that's got to count for a lot too.

>>36256439
>rationalist
leave

>>36256474
What's your objection though?

>INTP owl

and i stay up all night too. truly a blessing

>>36256494
that you're trying to apply some moral/intellectual standard to what a person should take out of a drug experience

some of these substances defy rationality, and to come out of a trip talking about what it means to you given the subjective nature of it is pretentious, assholish, and 1000x worse than coming out of a trip declaring you're telepathic or literally jesus

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>>36245324
INTJ
raven or kitten
>tfw no ENTJ gf to whip me into another galaxy
>>36256009
>joey campbell
ahahahahaha
you sweet anti-natalist
>>36256241
>job
>drug addict
dude get out

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>ixtp
>don't have the common sense, kinesthetic intelligence of ISTP
>don't have the deep analytical abilities of an INTP

>>36256613
he literally detailed the 2 times he used drugs, both of the drugs he mentioned being provably not addictive

and you come in here all smug and call him a drug addict and try to apply some stereotype that literally has already been disproved before you started talking

while in the same post talking about the manic pixie dream girl youll never have with a fundamental lack of understanding of healthy female psychology

you must be a special kind of fucking retard

then again you are intj

literally fuck off forever

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There is only power, and those too weak too seek it.

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>>36256731
>getting this assblasted on a taiwanese plum-fermenting imageboard

also don't shit on my dream gf

>>36256547
Yeah you're right. Sorry, I got more drunk within the past 15 minutes so I couldn't make a coherent argument if I tried but you're correct on the grounds you're arguing from anyway. It's not reducible in the way I think it is, or not in such restricted modes of thought anyway

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>>36256831
>when you have no retort so you step off like a little bitch with a >getting this assblasted

8/10 learned social mechanism for defusing aggression without actually having to address it

you still have to go

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>>36253457
same here
it's an odd feeling

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>>36256954
address this!

>>36256958
mistyped ISTP
or literally and unoffensively retarded

>>36257021
how the FUCK did you get this image of my mom you little prick this isnt funny anymore

>>36254659
Are you that guy who claimed Einstein was an ISTP?

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ESTJ here. And you know it's true cause I took the test while drunk off my ass.

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i'm a bit late
but let's debate the pros and cons of an INTJ male/ENTJ female relationshipp

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>>36257597
>gramps is ESTJ, joined the navy in the 50s to pay for harvard education, started some company that made water equipment or something, and sold it for big bux
>married (probable) ENFP
>gave birth to my ENFP mom
>i'm INTJ
>gramps hates me

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21 yo INTP here. Made out with a cute INFP girl for the first time a week ago and now she won't return any of my texts. How the fuck do I get her to talk to me again? I know she liked it because she wanted to hold hands afterwards. Kinda strange that it was also the first time I held a girl's hand.

I've never had feelings this strong before and it feels like time is going way too fucking slow and the anxiety is starting to kick in again after I managed to learn to control it for the first time in years. Why can't she just talk to me or reject me? Why avoid me?

Any robots know this feel and how do I manage it?

>>36257681
>>gramps hates me
Why?

>>36257888
How did you start doing things with her anon? I've got a different situation where I'm on good terms with most people but I never seem to make the effort to build relationships

>>36250644
We don't.
I'm an INTJ and I wish I've got something else

>>36257888
>knowing the personality type of some random girl you kissed

what kind of autism is this

>>36258099
Met her back in hs. Was more innocent then and we would just goof around. I had a crush on her but never was brave enough to admit it to her and etc. After I graduated I stopped talking to all of my friends from hs including her because I wanted to move on with my life.

I couldn't get past her after all these years. After going through a bunch of self-help crap I calmed my anxiety enough to tell her about my feelings after all these years and asked her out. She went along with it. We had a pretty fun date and we started going at each other towards the end.

It was all fine until a few minutes after I saw her leave, then I just got a nonstop urge to talk to her and see her again. She still talked to me but gradually the response time between messages got longer and longer. She would frequently tell me to calm down and to stop coming so strong onto her. Now she's just ignoring me.

>>36258135
I wish. She is literally the only person I can sustain eye contact with for more than 3 seconds. I've tried so hard to make it work on other people but she is still the only one I can look at without getting an urge to look away.

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Let's discuss the best personality type. Which one is truely the best?

>>36258317
INTP is objectively the best type

I fucking wish, how do I slow down my speech anons, even with family I speak fast when there's nothing to be anxious about

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>>36245324
>ISFP
>Cat
Perfect

>>36251523
>>36255081
Cats are ISFP in animal form guys

>mind their own business
>always observing and paying attention to their surroundings
>won't let you get near them easily
>can't see anything moving around like birds or bugs without automatically tracking it with their eyes
>can fuck you up if you treat them the wrong way
>cute as fuck
Cats are great and I can relate to them a lot

Also you can't deny that every time you see a cat you want to pet it and play with it.

>>36258343
I've found that my speech speeds up with anxiety to a point and then more anxiety makes it slow down to a crawl. Think of public speaking levels of anxiety.

So try getting more anxious if you want to talk slower. Pure INTP logic right there.

>>36258343
Why is INTP the best type?

INFP
It's a really plain answer but I like dogs. All they want to do is be your friend and they're SUPER CUTE! Best animal hands down.

>>36258317
INFP is really the best type. They have figured out the riddle and then adapted. INFPs know and feel that the world is really within.

>>36251248
Machiavelli is actually pretty idealist really and even though the advice in The Prince works the book is by no means an endorsement of being a dick.

Maybe it would be good to read some of his other works first to get a feel for what he actually believes in.

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>tfw autistic
>tfw INFP
>Care about other people's feelings
>Can't actually tell what other people are feeling.

Life is suffering.

INFP

Butterflies no bully.

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>Tfw ENTP
>Tfw no INTJ/ENTJ bf to whip me until I'm covered head to toe in blood and screaming in agony
>Tfw no INTJ/ENTJ bf to cuddle me, slowly wash me and tell that it'll be alright, because I did good tonight

>>36258206
I'm an INTP and a similar thing happened to me. I went insane when she ignored me and the only way to end the pain was for me to ignore her, to take back the illusion of control.
I'm actually afraid of forming relationships in case i lose that control again, it's terrifying.
The best thing might be to take her advice and to prevent your emotions from controlling you.

>>36258099
Just realised you might be asking how to start getting physically intimate with a girl.

Well in my case it was
>be the only 2 in a room
>don't take your eyes of hers
>gradually move close to her

When I was close enough we jumped at each other. Pretty startling desu because I didn't plan for it I only realised what I was doing when she got really quiet and asked me "what?" as I was moving towards her.

>>36258626
>The best thing might be to take her advice and to prevent your emotions from controlling you.
I've been trying and it's way harder than anything I've had to deal with before. If you know any techniques please tell me.

Why can't they just let you lose control forever and not be afraid. It would make life much easier.

>>36256028
question from another ISFP

I don't really care about casual relationships and the only girls that grab my attention are those I could consider being with for a long time. Is just sex what you're after with that ESFP? You made it sound like you actually want to be with that person.

>>36258577
Has anyone else noticed how all ENTJs are like this?

There supposedly the sociopathic chaotic evil personality time, but all of them carry around a certain sort of self loathing, a repressed guilty conscience perhaps, and can only find freedom from their guilty conscience through masochistic outlets.

>>36258723
Fug I meant ENTPs

Posting the official ISTP theme song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXYiU_JCYtU

INTPs are pussies,potty mouth,fake, and miserable forever.
ISTPs are men,he maybe a robot today but tommorow he will leave you behind.

What are the lawful good, true neutral and chaotic evil personality types?

>>36254234
From the INTP I know:

>I wonder how many of these girls I can make my close friends....

>looks like I'm bored of myself and others and the anxiety mixed with alcohol is kicking in so better take my shirt off and make a fool of myself

>that's a 'just do it' shirt, that reminds me of that cool banjo album I listened to last night, last night was weird, didn't get anything done, smoked weed all night, oh yeah better finish that webcomic of mine...wait, what was I thinking about again?

>>36258815
>INTP
>better take my shirt off and make a fool of myself
f-fug

is this not a good thing to do?
happens every time I get drunk enough
>rocking up to a party in half a sports bikini and eventually pulling up the back when everyone else is equally drunk

>>36258787
/Cringe.
obligatory.
>tfw istp try in emotions

>>36258680
The only hope might be in clingy girls, i never figured out how to control my emotions to prevent being clingy myself.

>>36254322
congratz, you are a psychopath

>>36258846
>INTP
When I got drunk I just start making spaceship noises while winking at the bartender.
I've never gone to that bar since then.

>Used to be consistently INTJ
>Now consistently INFP

I think this is because I started doing MDMA and working at a call centre gave me a new perspective on how to think of other people.

>>36254322
Me too.

i am sometimes the ESFP.

>>36258907
My sincere condolences

INFJ here. Happy to answer questions.

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>>36258812
Google gave me this

I don't have a pinterest account to get the bigger one

>>36258944
INFP, here
confirm. neutral good describes me accurately.

>>36258868
I get the feeling that you're right, but even then I think clingy girls would have a some kind of barrier up until they know it's safe to attach to you. Similar to how you do.

Relationships are way harder than I thought. Would be way easier if I could be a manwhore and not obsess over one girl at a time.

>>36258926
I'm a lot happier this way.

>>36258964
ISFP and I can agree with the chart too

>>36258944
>INTP
>too autistic for morality
>too lazy to follow the law

seems about right

>>36259007
Pretty much.
Is it that evil to pirate music?
If the musicians are dead then it's not like the money is going to anyone who's earned it.

>>36252114
As far as driving me to learn more...I guess you could say it'd because I want to be better and more accomplished than my peers. But really, if I tried to learn everything, I'd end up accomplishing less. I haven't done anything with it, but I plan to. As far as being INTJ and not a "brainlet", you don't know how happy I am to know that IF I wanted to, I could become extremely smart (comparable to other smarties), unlike other personality types (apparently).

>>36259002
Thanks, mom. :D

>>36250644
Or is THAT what I want you to believe, roach?

>>36259060
If piracy is your biggest moral concern then I think you may have bigger problems.

>>36259060
No.

The best music is made for arts sake and allowing anything to become profitable only causes capitalist vultures to destroy it. You have a moral duty to pirate everything you can.

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>>36258739
Welp, I'm quite chaotic, but not like this Mokou faggot. At least he got the third point right, I'd love to do it towards some cute girl...

>>36258892
I would love to have a drink with you anon you sound cool

>>36259150
Yeah, the state of the top charts for 20 years of so now shows this.
Even though I didn't like Kurt Cobain I somewhat enjoy his music and I want another Nirvana to overrun the charts.
Capitalism is a great system but fucks up art, especially in the digital age where music is easily brought.
But if I don't buy the music I like then doesn't that mean I'm encouraging shit music to be created?
>>36259137
What do you mean? This was just an example. I don't really do anything bad and I have an autistic morality that I look at the world with and want others to follow, generally laws are there for a reason. I wish all laws that didn't cause actual harm to others would be removed but it's not going to happen.

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That awkward moment when I once as told my spirit animal would be a wolf.
Although OP is a faggot for posting a small picture

>>36259239
>Capitalism is a great system
It's far from bad but I wouldn't call it great.

>But if I don't buy the music I like then doesn't that mean I'm encouraging shit music to be created?
Not really. Good artists will make good music whether anyone buys it or not, shitty music on the other hand is virtually entirely motived by money.

>>36259244
you are more of a loud chicken.

>>36258881
not true. I like doggos

>>36256663
either you're not an ixtp or you just havent realized your full potential my dude

>>36259420
How do you realise your full potential?

>>36259286
Yeah, but if I don't buy their music they have to get a job to afford being a musician. This means less time can be put into music.
Though, with a job their music may become more creative. Lot's of good music is written by people fed up with their jobs.

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Okay guys give me a quick rundown on the ISTP.
why am I such an idiot, angry filled, edgelord that would rather brood in my room than party with normies.

>>36258552

Im INFP and i might be on the spectrum but i cant tell.
Could you go into some more detail anon?

>>36259505
>The strangest thing about the ISTP is their sporadic tendency of ignoring common sense and acting on whatever impulse they just received, from their genitals to their brain. There's no good reason, they'll just act like an idiot and claim ignorance later. In the name of making things interesting, they might start an argument over something they don't even care about and then keep it going with points that don't make any sense in an attempt make you feel wrong.

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>*teleports behind you*
"heh ,,,,,, "
*ghostly veil flies in the wind and reflects the twilight of the full moon nerevar moon and star *
"apex

predator......."
*slowly unsheathes dual dai-katanas of light and dark. splitting the falling cherry blossoms of the sacred ookami nihonjin sakura*
"omoshiroi"

da yo ne

>>36259505
Ti dom means you have your own factual(not emotional) understanding of what's the right and wrong and what's the best way to spend your own time. Se aux means you'd rather do stimulating physical/sensory activities than talk to some boring normies, this can range from mountain climbing to sports to speed metal to just a fast paced vidya game. Inferior Fe means you barely, if at all, really give a shit about society at large and probably just hang out with close friends and family.

>>36254354
>its another "a shitty selfproclaimed intuitive type tells ISTPs what they can and cannot do as if he would ever be capable of understanding" episode

piss off buddyboy

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>>36259632
Yes this is good, I just want to pay some whore and fuck her.
and I do get into arguments of shit I barely have a grasp on like abortion just to piss off my liberal sister and make some quick quips while am at it.

>>36259650
this too, but I kinda enjoy talking to a few people due to loneliness.

thanks guys, helps out a bunch.

>>36259615
I have a hard time telling what other people are feeling/thinking. It's not impossible but it seems to be a lot harder than it is for other people.

With people I'm close to it's not so bad because it's okay if I just ask what they're feeling if I'm unsure and I can trust they're answering honestly. And with some people they're just very expressive so it's easy to tell what they're thinking. But for most people I kind of have to depend on context and tread carefully around what I say because I have trouble telling how they would respond. Since I'm naturally very pessimistic and self-loathing I normally just assume the worst so I end up apologizing a lot and just try to be as nice and sincere as possible. This especially makes romantic situations very difficult because they have a lot to do with intuitively understanding what the other person wants and is trying to tell you without saying it. Any time I've gotten anywhere with a girl it's because she bluntly said "I like you. Do you want to kiss me"? or I was too drunk to bother thinking about it.

If you think you might have autism you might be best off visiting a doctor to see what their professional judgement is.

>>36245324

Nice thumbnail you colossal retard

>>36245324
How Ni is different according to position? Like in INTJ, ENTJ, ISTP and ESTP case. I want to say that i'm using Ni strongly but i think it might not be as strong as INTJ or ENTJ intuition.

>>36254312

>INFJ men
>more masculine than anyone

Is wanting to get choked in a sexual manner masculine? Is watching Yuri on Ice despite being straight masculine? Is having pangs to have children so strong you put women to shame masculine? Is being agreeable to the extreme masculine? No? Didn't think so.

>>36253650

Only people with F's in their personality types are feelers.

>>36259851
Read the descriptions here:
http://www.typeinmind.com/nite/
http://www.typeinmind.com/teni/

>>36254312
The op literally says he's entj

>>36254312
>INFJ more masculine than INTJ
i find it hard to believe.

we need a video game where we can split into type teams and see who reigns supreme

Would be interesting to see which teams accomplish more. Any suggestions?

>>36259892
>Typically, if the ESTP chooses to invest in something like abstract algebra, it's because they have a particular goal in mind for it. They generally don't enjoy speculation for its own sake. Rather, they see knowledge as tools of the mind, which enable them to be more capable at various task
This is interesting. So for example INTJ could learn math stuff just because they find interest in it even if it's pointless in real world?

>>36260036
ENTJ's would rally up the weak-minded types to dominate the rest and succeeding before eventually imploding due to INTJ's trying to usurp their rule.

>>36260059
Yeah, but INTPs are more known for doing that

>>36260074
>Yeah, but INTPs are more known for doing that
But i'm talking more about Ni than Ne.

>>36260036
>>36260067
reee
dont even start without stating what kind of game it is

>ENTJ
>lion

Yeah it actually makes a lot of sense. My dad used to call me a caged lion when I was small and sheltered

>>36260123
>>36260067
>>36260036

very interested in this
we should make a thread to sort it out

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>>36259632
All this ISTP posting has made me realise I'm lot more like an ISTP than I thought I was

I'm not mundane... I'm not a sensor...

>>36260093
Ni likes to learn about how the world works and will learn things that might or might not be useful, and will amass tons of knowledge/rules/patterns about everything, mostly things they care about (which might or might not be math)

Ti likes to actually solve problems but only cares about things the person is interested in, which are usually abstract things for INTPs. They usually only enjoy learning things related to their interests and can be really ignorant about everything else

So yeah, both types enjoy learning about abstract/"pointless" things but for different reasons

>>36260188
>I'm not a sensor
I really dont get this whole >sensors are dumb meme.