Anyone here gonna get a vasectomy? I'm thinking of getting

I've tried multiple times but the doctors always tell me I'm too young and won't tell me how old I need to be to get one.

No. I'm a wizard so I don't really see the point.

>>36243256
Really? Have you tried private?

There's no reason to. There's better alternatives.

>>36243431
Such as? Castration?

>>36244319
Castration and penectomy

>>36244394
nononononononono not penectomy, he must metamorphose into a trap, and what kind of trap is penisless?

>get vasectomy

>still an incel

>have your balls operated on and never even lose your virginity


i just choose the superior option and became the girl

>>36243007
I've considered it since I know I don't want kids. But never went through with it because the only woman I'm balling would want a child even less, so I trust her pills. Im also afraid of chronic nut pain which is a possible side effect.

>>36243256
https://www.reddit.com/r/childfree/wiki/doctors

>>36243007
>>I do not want to pass on my inferior genetics
>>I most likely will never find a wife to have kids with

pick one

>In the unlikely event I do ever get laid, I don't want some roastie claiming her kid is mine when it isn't.

you're the usual gayfaggot who doesn't know that vasectomy is neither perfectly safe nor naturally irreversible.

>>36244870
why do I need to pick one? They're both valid points. No need to use vulgar bigoted slurs m8

>>36243431
>There's better alternatives.
latin hanging yourself from a tree?