If you're not eating right now you're not a robot.

>>36238818
Robots don't need to eat. Jokes on you fatty, only normalfags gain weight

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Fellas, feelas; you're both terrible.

>>36238818
But im in bed. I dont want to leave my room

>>36238818
I'm having a drink of kale, cherry tomatoes, grapes, strawberries, and avocado that was blended up.

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>>36239283
>2016+1
>not having a minifridge and a dry-goods genetics cabinet in your room

>>36238818
>buy a 4 pack of muffins
>will have one for breakfast with my morning coffee for the next 4 days
>accidentally eat all 4 before bed

I just don't know what to do

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>ate another jar of miracle whip again
Disgusted with myself Tbh

>>36239322
Yeah like my mom would let me have that

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>tfw eating an oven pizza right now
>tfw not fat, but a skelly

>>36239353
>Yeah like my mom would let me have that
How many planetary rotations has your consciousness logged?

I ate potato wedges and a coke for breakfast.

>>36240363
18. No job so it's not like I can just buy my own.

I had some yogurt and a banana

might make some pasta but idk my pops might buy a pizza tonight so i gotta wait and see

>>36238818
>self-entitled cyborg
>eating
>guess i'm mr roboto now lul

>>36238818
Jeez dude it's in the oven

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>tfw keto
>tfw no carbs

Why is bread so good?

>>36241638
Bread is the air of foods.

>>36238818
>tfw been dieting and excserzing now for 7 weeks
>tfw had 1.5 liters of water and a big portion of grilled chicken this morning
>feeling relatively full

Trying not to be a landwhale anymore desu. I hope losing weight increases my confidence a bit.

I'm sitting in my jizz soaked boxers and eating the stuff that builds up in your eyes. Does that count?