What are you bait techniques?

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>>36228471
I go on r9k and make up stories and get lots of (you)s

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>click on random board
>click on random thread
>click on random post
>type "are you fucking retarded?"
>submit

>>36228471
I respond to bait with massive walls of text destroying its position, basically treating the guy who's pretending to be an idiot like he's an actual idiot and thereby humiliating him

>you may only post ITT if (something related to thr board)
guaranteed replies

>>36228471
On pol I would post studies where Asians have higher testosterone levels than whites. It never failed to get those wacky kids going.

>Interracial relationships on /pol/
>Normie stuff here
>LeBron is the goat on /sp/

I don't really troll that often. I also don't even bother with green arrows most of the time, unless I'm quoting a previous post.

>>36228904
>not Brady five threads
weak famalam

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Post things like pic related in Pol Neopagan LARP'er threads.

I bring up the fact that I'm a tranny. I only do it when it's relevant, but it essentially works as bait every time even when I'm not trying to bait (which is every time)

Start Fire Emblem hate threads on /v/. It kills two birds with one stone because it pissed them off, and expresses my genuine hate for Fire Emblem.