This man walks up to you and gives you this bouquet of flowers

>>36228264
I mean if nobody saw I'd probably let him blow me

>>36228264
thanks buddy. how about a blowjob to prove that you really like me

>>36228264
Ask him to marry a non attractive/ugly female.

T. Thanks mang, no homo

eh why is he so skinny :/

>>36228264
>Have these flowers, anon, you're the most beautiful person I've ever seen.
>yo thanks dude you're not so bad looking yourself

realistically i'd sperg out because i blush easily and i'm not used to compliments. i'm not even gay but if anyone that looked as good as he does says something nice to me i'd be jelly

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>>36228264
look around for the "social experiment" shithead youtubers and smash their cameras

>>36228264
I'd only go gay for a man with wide shoulders

>>36228373
He's lean bitch

>>36228264
I would blush and sttuter out a thank you

but I would be very curious why he isn't wearing a shirt

I would wonder if he wants to be my bf

>>36228590
like a cholo?

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Yare yare daze.

*Punches him repeatedly*

... Work on your delts.

>>36228653

>Yare yare daze.

wat does that mean

>>36228919
it means im a virgin in otacon

>>36228919
it's equivalent to "ugh" or "oi vey" or "come on..." or "really?"

>>36228264
thanks, man... I'm not really a flowers guy but I'll take the compliment. You should really put on a shirt, you'll catch a cold.

>>36228264
Less core, more arms.

>>36228264
ask him how old he is

>>36228264
Take the flowers and stab him in the eye with the stems and punch him in the dick for being a faggot.

>>36228953

Hmm.

*Punches through you*

And you're already dead. Sad worm. *Draws fist out.

I'd cry because I've waited my entire life for someone to say something like that to me and probably offer to suck him off even though I don't find him attractive

>>36228264
It comes with great flattery, my good man, that I must kindly reject your romantic advance, on part of the fact that I reserve no predisposed--nor superimposed for that matter haha--homosexual inclination.
*shows me vagina*
Dear heavens!

>>36228264
tell him to quit training obliques and adonis belt and to work on arms more

>>36228264
"You got some really strange preferences there kiddo."

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scream IGNORE SODOMITE ORDERS in his face

>>36229281
>>36228653

The sad thing is, this guy's body is all you need to get most girls, in fact some prefer it. They don't know the specificities of male musculature and they don't wanna know. It's only ever other men that'll criticise this guy, and he doesn't give a shit about them because he's probably better looking than they are, anyway.

Skinny Chad > Musclebot.

>>36228264
Ignore him and walk away. Obviously he's filming a social experiment video for youtube in which he bullies ugly people to entertain normies

>>36229281
>said the lump, with more rolls than a cinnabon factory

>>36229281
this. but work on delts too

>>36229469

Somebody already beat you to it you fucking fag

>>36228264
Act serious because 100% chances it's a prank and they're filming everything. Proceed to tell him that i don't want to be filmed and i will sue him.

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>>36228559
Same. The last (and only) time someone asked me out was as a joke.

>>36228324
You are such a fucking faggot, shut the fuck up

Fix him a special drink. When he is unconscious, do a bit of slicy dicy and then stash him in the freezer.

>>36229526
u sound Iike a blast at parties

call him a liar, go home and cry

>>36228264
I'd offer him a bj

but he'd have to look like the guy in the pic because if a loser beta did that i'd be creeped out and call the cops on him

>>36228264
Say "thank you", feel flustered, rub my hand against his bare stomach, things like that.

>>36228264
Thank him and politely ask him to give me a footjob, of course. What else?

>>36228264

Your arms are lacking

Pick up your pants

>>36228264
t-thanks

honestly if he was very nice to me I would be his trap

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>>36229807
You think you got it bad? In middle school my 'friends' told one guy that I thought was cute that I like him and he took one look at me and laughed his ass off.

Teach him how to do facepulls and overhead presses.

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tfw no bf who dances like this

http://www.latimes.com/sports/93018784-132.html where can I find one lads?

>>36228264
If he's nice I'd marry him and live the rest of my life trying to make him happy :)

>>36228264
call him a faggot and stab him

>>36228264
Thanks, but I am not gay. Go away.

Close the door in his face and go back to lying in bed all day trying to find motivation to heat up a turkey burger.

>>36228264
>dat 1000 crunches + roids body
Disgusting. Looks like some weird fish.

Just sperg out,because I'm a massive autist.

Orig

Thanks bro, wanna grab a beer and pickup chicks?

>>36228264
>T-thank you!
Throw flowers on the floor, run away.

>>36230559
post pic of cock(female)

>>36232156
Lel roids? No, definitely not

>>36228264
select the squares with street numbers

Hey thanks dude, wanna play video games?

>>36228264
I'd look for the cameras.
Probs a circle jerk Facebook video.
"Hey look I did a good thing today. Like and share spread the love"