what's le this XD
>>36227519
I believe sand
*grabs bulge*
owo
>>36227710
No its my peepee!!
>>36227734
A-Anon...
it's a meatball
sorry, it only comes in extra small. where's the meatgrinder
>>36227746
I'm sorry sir but your genitals look rather... Gravely, you should cinder seeking medical help
>>36227519
*notices ur bulge* owo he's waking up
>>36227791
I-It might be a little small, but it's not a meatball! And besides he hasn't even woken up yet that's not fair!
>>36227825
That's just the color of my pants silly!
>>36227839
A-A little bit...!
>>36227746
let me succ
>>36227519
i keep smelling almonds do smell that?
I hope you don't mind, anon....
>>36227882
*sits in ur lap* will this wake mr bulgey wulgey up?
I-is this what you wanted??
It can be all yours!
>>36227898
anon you're crazy! why do you wanna do that?
>>36227934
I don't know what almonds smell like sorry
>>36227954
I-I don't know, maybe kinda...
>>36227939
>>36227961
What is that ?
>>36228047
kinda? owo what about this~ *grinds my butt against your bulge slowly*
i will BUY all of you a domain to fuck off
please expire yourselves already
GTFO FAGGOTS!
>>/lgbt/
>>/b/
>>/y/
>>36228183
No need to be shy a-anon kun
>>36228154
I-It's getting wet...geez, anon!
>>36228183
>>36228231
It's okay guys, we're just having fun! I forgot to put on undies and I saw that it kinda made a bulge in my pants so I thought it would be funny if I posted it as part of the joke!
>>36228375
:33 yey wetter is better *grinds against you harder and more rhythmically*
>>36228489
A-Anon don't you're gonna make me pop...!!
>>36228183
>i will BUY all of you a domain to fuck off
make a fagchan.net please
futaba imageboard software I believe is the name
>>36228183
>i will BUY all of you a domain to fuck off
only $12 to reserve
will you maintain the server? if we all promise to gaypost there instead?
I promise I will
>>36228618
no popping yet! *i climb off your lap and onto the floor in front of you, running my hands and cheek over your bulge* he looks like he's ready to play now :33
FUCKING FAGGOTS
STOP
RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>tfw secretly watching lewd-anon and OP
heh heh
>>36227519
Its a clitty i believe
>>36228713
I-I'll try to hold on...what are you gonna do, anon? I don't think I can take anymore...!
>>36228750
I'm sorry anon, I really didn't mean for things to go like this, I just thought it would be a funny shitposts, b-but now I can't stop!
>This has become a spiderman general
FUCK OFF FAGGOTS
>>36228816
No I'm a boy sorry! Girls have those only I think
you """people""" are fucking disgusting, repent
>>36228801
you can join in if you want!
>>36228822
what do you think im gonna do >:3 *i pull your sweat pants down to reveal your hard thingy, and begin running my tongue and lips all down the shaft* yummy~
>>36228183
>lol what are network effects
>lol users are fungible
>my board is growing but I want more growth
>if I cut it into a bunch of smaller boards, they'll all keep growing as fast as the original one
>according to these calculations, I'll surpass Facebook within a week
owo *grabs poor understanding of social networks and fucking THROTTLES it*
>>36228905
I-I'm not good at this
*jerks off in corner*
>>36228842
Sorry Its really small, i couldnt tell
>>36228905
I-Is it really okay? It really does taste nice? Your mouth feels too good, anon...
>>36229024
I'm not good either, I-I just posted this thread as a joke, I didn't know all this would happen...
>>36229030
Sorry anon!
I normally come here to kek at you guys but this is just sad
>>36229024
owo
>>36229061
mhmm, it's fine! just sit back and let your thingy feel the velvety texture of my throat! *i let the entire length into my mouth, alternating sucking and stroking it*
>>36229203I-It feels really really good, Anon! Your throat is so warm and wet, I can't take it...! I'm gonna go crazy!
>>36229134
i'm keking my dick right meow if ykwim
>>36229328
don't worry, you still have the main course~ *i let your rock hard thing out of my mouth, giving it a little kiss on the tip, before turning around and putting my face down and raising my soft butt, covered only by a lacy pair of pantsu* you can go crazy on this ;3 *i look back and wink, seductively wiggling my butt at you*
>>36229471*I slide your cute pantsu down and line it up with your butt before slowly pushing it in*A-Anon, you feel so good inside...it's so hot and slick, I can't stop myself from moving around! Are you sure it's okay? Wh-What if it feels too good and I pop? I don't know if I can stop myself...!
>>36227519
please post location and be my bf PLEASE
>>36229650*my hips buck back and forth against you, your thing filling my tight hole up completely*
it's okay, you can move all you want! fill me up with your lewd thing and pop all of your hot juices inside me! don't stop!
>>36229781
A-Anon...!I-I'm sorry it looks silly, my pants are kinda fluffy inside and I think they were too absorbent and nothing really came through...b-but thank you very much, that felt really nice! I hope you felt nice too...!
>>36229729
S-Sorry anon, I'm very flattered, but I can't!
Sorry also to the people who are upset with this thread, I didn't mean to get so lewd, but I couldn't help myself...
>>36230002glad I could make you feel so good :3 im still in the middle of making myself feel good right now~fluffy is a really good word for it, makes me wanna stick my hand down there and feel around~
TAKE OFF THE PANTS BITCH
>>36230123
this
then shove my face in there
>>36230086W-Well, I wouldn't mind, it's the least I could do, I suppose...
I hope you feel really really nice when you make yourself pop! Thanks again, Anon!
>>36230123
>>36230182
n-no it's embarassing sorry! But thank you anyway!
>>36230220
take them off and show us your benis
right now!
>>36230002
Wow super Hot!!
It's a penis, you dingbat
>>36230220
but then you won't be a good boy anymore, anon
>>36230220i did pop, and it felt great! thanks for the fun!
>>36230227
I can't it's embarassing! You might think it's weird or gross, a-and besides he went back to sleep now so it's not fair!
>>36230231
Y-You really think so, Anon? Thank you very much!
>>36230236
Yeah!
>>36230251
W-Wait no, that's not fair! I'm still good!
>>36230309Oh! I'm happy! A-And thank you too, Anon! I haven't really done much of that before so I was sorta awkward, but it was fun! Thanks!
>>36230358i don't really do a lot of ERP either, but i guess i have a knack at it!
>>36230358
no way i bet you have a cute dick anon not gross or weird at all
you should just post your discord so all the horny anons can add you for pics
>>36230002
>S-Sorry anon, I'm very flattered, but I can't!
why do you hate me ;_;
>it's an erp thread
I will never understand how I hate gay shit unless it's watching two anons roleplay.
I have become degenerate.
I hate you.
>>36230529
Ah geez, th-thanks anon, but I'm still a little too shy to actually show it...thank you very much for saying that though, I hope it's as cute as you think it is!
>>36231101
No, I don't! I don't hate you, don't worry! I-I'm just not ready to have or be a boyfriend! I'm flattered that you'd want me to be yours, though...!
>>36231262
I'm sorryAlso, if you want to post in a thread that you don't like, you can put "sage" in the options field when you post, that way you still post but you don't bump the thread!
>>36231376
Post your dick fgt
>>36231376
you should post your discord though! i bet you have a lot of lewd fans after this thread!
>>36231579
>you should post your discord though! i bet you have a lot of lewd fans after this thread!
this please
>>36231579
>>36232554
I-I'm sorry guys, I don't really have a discord, and I'm really not good at checking up on these things, I'm sorry...
I really am flattered that you guys seemed to like my pictures though, it makes me feel a little better about myself. Thank you very much!!
is this the morbid reality of lewdposting?
>>36232943
It's the sexy reality of lewdposting.
>>36232943
JOKIN': irl, everyone ITT is a bearded loser
SMOKIN': irl, most people here are cute twinks
AWOKEN: in the bottom layer of simulation, we're engrams on powered tinfoil, siphoning hawking radiation from black holes in a dead universe
>>36228183
i'm not posting in your honeypot you cuck
>>36232990
>not misleading him with a blizzard of VPN-enabled alts, posting day and night with scripts, creating board dramas in which you are the sole player,encouraging him to take sides, and eventually seducing him
>>36233008
i did something like that once with a friend of mine then we ended up being gay for each other. it didn't work out
>>36233018
>then we ended up being gay for each other
sounds like it worked to me
>>36233028
it just ended up making things awkward
Feel free to add me for erp. Alpha Material#9424