>Mike Pence resembles a that handsy uncle who touched most

can confirm. he fucked my ass.

>>36201650
the most flagrantly homophobic people are actually closet fags, so that makes sense

He resembles that uncle who shocked the gay out of my gay male siblings

>>36201650
No, because I don't know what that looks like since I was never molested by my uncle

I bet Mike Pence and Wife Pence call each other "mother" and "father" exclusively.

>>36201650
nah, i just get the vibe that he hovers over trumps desk quietly while trump asks him have you seen this shit and hes like nah whats that

If I was gay I'd have a crush on him probably

>"anon, uncle mike is coming over!"
>oh god no
>HEEEEYYY ANOONNN!!!!
>h-h-hi unca mike
>BOP! BOP! BOP! BOP!
>he punches his right fist into his open left palm
>BOP! BOP! BOP! WANNA PLAY BALL, BOY?!? BOP! BOP! BOP!!
>uhhh uhhh
>"god damn it anon go play with unca mike i'm trying to fix fucken supper!!"
>BOP! BOP! LET'S GO IN THE BOP BAM BACKYARD BOP! BOP! BOP!
>he stands behind me
>gently rolls the baseball around in my open palm
>presses against me
>NOW YOU GOTTA GRAB DAT BALL,
>AND GO BOP! BOP! BOP!
>he thrusts against me
>oh god make it stop
>BOP! stop BOP! stop BOP! stop
>he hits a home run