Things you do that would get you btfo if anybody knew
>I like to watch American dad and I love Roger
>I like to buy makeup and hoard it but I'm not a fag or trap
>last year I spent $2000 on IMVU points for my fake imvu girlfriend
I have several animal bones that I collect.
I eat meat raw at times.
I find fat chicks hotter than regular girls
I jerk off to my female friends
I came onto a picture of an ugly bbw
I use opiates to get thru work. Ppl talk shit but jusus christ im the best employee ever when im poppin percs.
>>36201504
I have a pregnancy fetish.
I almost exclusively listen to shitty anime music
>I sleep with my childhood teddy bear
>I like watching tv shows made for toddlers because theyre cute, relaxing and easy to follow, without the bullshit sexual content and forced drama thats in every adult show
>>36201504
>i have trouble going to sleep if im not wearing girly clothes
>I sometimes talk to myself while drawing shitty stick figures and making stories
>i sometimes like to piss myself
>I've unironically watched the bee movie five times in the past two weeks, and i dont know why
>i REALLY want to crossdress, i'm not even gay or anything like that, it's just that i want to fuck myself and crossdressing in front of a mirror is like a private camshow
There are a lot of other things, but that's one of the biggest at the moment
>>36201842
that one is just sad anon.
i knew someone who worked just like that.
everyone hated him behind his back.
the guy was a dick anyway.
>jerk off fantasizing about fucking my female friends, sometimes even while talking to them over voip, push to talk save my life
>Havent seen more than 7 animes to completion but but im such a no life people assume I have seen all of them so I just go with it at this point
>I drink all day with lines of purified amphetamine in between bottles of wine, but dont tell any of my close friends because I know they would worry and try to get me help
>No one calls me by my birth name, I dont like it so I go buy a much more "normie" sounding name
nothing too bad but with what little I do with my life its the worst that I can think of
>Kill people in video games
>No one else knows they're really dying
>but I know