>tfw blind in one eye
>the other eye has 20/50 eyesight with glasses
>can't get a driver's license
>can't join the military
>not even the Foreign Legion
JUST
gary you used to drive
stop fucking lying why you always lying
Robotic eyes are becoming pretty decent. Current models show distinct silhouettes, which is more than blind.
Gouge that useless piece of flesh out and start cyborging yourself.
>>36195349
Get an eyepatch.
Get a monocle, a cylinder and a tailored suit.
You're a legit gentle-pirate now.
Praise the sun for you're not blind of deaf, one is better than none.
If you can shitpost you can still do something with your life
>>36195689
I wish I could get an eyepatch but the eye I see out of is lazy whereas the eye I'm blind in is straight, so I'd still look like a retard. And I don't mean to sound ungrateful, lad--I'm very, very thankful I'm not blind. It's just frustrating being so limited in life. I'm pretty much confined to living in big cities with public transportation and that kills me because I hate places like that.
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