>its the year 2069 >after WW3 every continent suffered

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>>36194893
This sounds great. I dont think i can wish for a better future than this.
>get to fight in a big war
>get a gf
Now, this is based on the assumption that my gf is of the sentient races which is implicit from the fact the war was between the migrants and the civilized world.
>implying i wouldnt learn her language.

>convert to muslim
>get a mediocre but existing waifu
>no more burning of coal and no more of their shit music
>women are modest and nice
Lads I think we made a mistake

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>>36194893
>Get to mow down shitskins
>Gets a qt gf that is forced to love me and bear my child
Launch the fucking Tsar bomb already

>>36195296
>have to be a paki
>have to see all civilised culture destroyed
>have to be incestuous.
hmmmmm tough choice here....

Im going to go with no.

>having sex with a woman who you can't understand what they're saying

hey that's oddly arousing.

>>36194893
>Get home one day, baby crying in his crib
>Wife doesn't care
>Butler has to take care of him
>Butler gives up and asks me to calm down the baby.
>After doing so Vault Tech shows up and tells me my family and I have been assigned a place in their new vault nearby.
>.....
>A settlement needs my help.

>>36195378
>Fallout 4
Come on dude

>>36195413
That was the main idea I wanted to get across.
You, my friend, are a smart man.

>>36195378
>Vault Tech

You can tell Fallout 4 is the only Fallout game you played and even then you were half asleep through most of it.