Hey um so I never had a haircut at a barber before and I'm

>>36194861
A new bike and an Action Man.

3 on sides and scissors top

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>>36195284
So it looks something like this, best haircut imo.

>>36194861
hitlerjugend hair

>>36195426
Problem i forgot to metion i have curly hair goy

>>36194861
Get a sort of Hitler youth haircut, ask for buzzed on the sides but long on top.

>>36195516
Look up dude

>>36195547
I don't care if you have curly kike hair, it won't affect it. Buzzed on the side, long on top and ask him to fade your side and top together. Fucking kike.

>>36195471
Doesn't matter. Go for even shorter top and it won't look curly.

Bowl cut is a timeless classic

>>36195471
How curly

>>36194861
Chicks dig the Hitler youth cut just get that. Show the barber a picture of Richard Spencer, and say I want something like that.

>>36194861
Don't get meme hair like everyone is saying. Ask for a regular taper cut

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>>36195678
This is the haircut that makes pussies wet.

>>36195426
Don't do this. Its a meme haircut a bunch of liberal hipsters wear to try and seem chad.

Just ask for a trim or a buzz and go on with your life.

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>>36195712
Top is too long and he looks like a faggot. Pic related is better

>>36195426
>>36195712
Shit
>>36195790
Get this.

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That's how curly

>>36195790
Whats it called orig my nig

>>36194861

fade numbah 1 nigga

>>36196024 might get

I just go in and tell them
>short and simple, please, ill leave the rest up to you
Im sure its a bit autistic but my hair looks normal and idk what else to ask for. I mean, im not a barber so i dont know what all the haircuts are called (moreover they all look more or less the same and i dont really care)

>>36195790
how to ask for?
I only want this hairstyle so i can signal in the most likely vain hopes i might meet a fellow fashy goy.

>>36195687
tight sides though to get pussies wet

>>36194861
ask him to fuck your shit up

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short sides, couple inch trimmed off top cheers lad

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>>36194861
"Number 4 on the back and sides and scissored quite short on top please"

Literally can't go wrong with this.