Obligatory birthday thread.
So yeah, 20 today.
Just hit the point of no return. Feelsbadman.should i have sold myself to a whore? idk, welp.
the whole thing isn't that important anyway...
Just wanted to say thanks /r9k/ for reminding me I'm not the only one who is a beep boop.
How did / will you spend your birthday this year?
First off, congrats on not ending it all. You've got this OP, have courage.
Second, I'll probably just spend my birthday like every other day. It's been years since anyone's wished me happy birthday
>>36190781
Virginity is overrrated.Just fuck for fucks sake.It wont change your life, just make it comfier.
>>36190841
Thanks, haha. I'm not really at the point where I want to end it all. I have some things I enjoy in life.
Also, I know this probably doesn't mean much, but happy birthday in advance. :)
>>36190781
My close family came over and had dinner. I don't like going out and having a ton of attention on me. Congrats on making it one more year OP, hope you have a good day
>>36190869
I just find it a little overwhelming, the whole going to fuck thing. Kind of had a really bad break up a few years ago. We were really close, nearly fucked, but no contraception, so we couldn't. After that the idea kind of makes my heart hurt.
> inb i'm just a pussy
:(
>>36190880
Thanks anon, you too. :)originalcomment
>>36190781
My birthday is in November, so in order for me to experience it I'll have to survive this summer.
Sounds like I'm being a drama queen, but with my kind of mental illness, living another week is quite an achievement.
I got drunk by myself and played vidya before crying myself to sleep. Turned 29.
>>36190781
probably the same way it's been for the past 5 years
drinking and smoking alone in my room
>>36191469
Nah man, it's understandable. Stay strong. :)
>>36191510
Aww, well I hope the games were somewhat enjoyable. :P
>>36191641
Ayyyyyyy, pretty much my ritual the past 2 years.
Alone, jacking off getting drunk. Probably both at once.
>>36190781
I don't know, this was really depressing at the time but I actually had a pretty fucking great time.
>invited 4 people I'm friends with for 21st
>driving to casino inWendover
>all of them cancel the day before we're leaving
>rented out two rooms
>drive out alone with my feels across the Mojave
>actually cried for a good 10 minutes
>arrive at casino
>text from mom saying she will be coming out with cousins/grandma
>go get loaded on casino floor for free
>after an hour go up to room and smoke some weed
>knock at door
>neighbors smell weed want in
>tell them how shitty my birthday is going
>they offer me somemethamphetamine
>snort a fat line and smoke some with them
>we smoke my weed, they give me a little meth to keep
>hit casino floor
>win $400 dollars on a slot machine
>playing blackjack
>lived on same floor in dorms as guy at my table
>we talk about life for like ~2 hours
>family arrives at casino
>smoke more
>keep drinking because lol stimulants
>start flirting with a milf at slot machine next to me
>tell her it's my 21st
>she leans over and kisses my neck before walking away
>finish my line in my room
>don't remember anything after that
>wake up with the worst headache I've ever had
>actually think I might die for a minute
>grandma drives my car back
>crave stimulants for next week
pretty good if I do say so myself
>>36191886
UwU
>>36191899
That's actually a pretty solid effort. I'm impressed.
Dude fuck yeah hey a whore you deserve something for not having killed yourself yet
>>36191979
I was too friendo, I wish I wouldn't have lost the money I won on the floor because a hooker would have really wrapped the night up nicely.
>>36190781
Happy birthday anon
originalo
>>36192036
true
origenaleo
>turn 21 on Easter
>giant family party since no friends
>all of my favorite food
>pick up first beers later
Im thinking Guinness and Voodoo Doughnut. Please clap
>>36190781
Just wait until you can post in the 25+ threads. That's when a way out really starts to look more and more like an option.
I dunno how I'll spend my birthday this year. Probably go out to dinner with my gf and think of something afterward.
>>36190781
No way
Turned 21 on the 8th slept in until 6pm or so and had like 5 bags of chips for dinner/lunch
>>36191899
What did your family do while you were fucked up? Were you able to spend time with them?
>>36192099
Thanks :)
>>36192258
calp lcpa
>>36192342
What kind of chips?
>>36192529
Mostly these had major shits cause they were the only thing I ate all day
>>36192583
Whys the robit being a bitch
>>36190781
i turn 20 in october. KV, never had a gf. im in a dorm now, but next year il have an apartment. ill probably be doing this exact same thing on my birthday. feels bad, pic related
>>36190781
my friend from texas is coming down to where i live to go to a con with me (kinda like a shared birthday idk), said we can fuck if we find the time
>>36190781
>that feel when I made it before the point of no return
2 days ago I finally did it, turn 20 in August. Good luck anon, I hope you find what you're looking for.
>>36190781
My mom and brother said they'd drive out to see me for it. Aside from that I have zero plans. They'll probably buy me dinner and maybe a couple of drinks.
I'm turning 23. Whoo.
i turn 21 in june, i hope nobody remembers
my mother and grandmother probably will remember and get me a present or something
that is if i dont kill myself before june
life sucks
20 in sept. not too sure how to feel about it, part of me knows everyhing is going take a nosedive downhill once i reach that milestone but to be fair my life has been going downhill since i became a wagecuck in July of last year. it's going to be a miserable birthday.