What's on the menu tonight lads?
MEATS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS
>>36190039
Is it horrible that I kinda want to see this happen? I wouldnt be laughing at the dead it would just be morbidly facsinating.
Fairly certain my coworkers think I'm a nonce
>often have banter with coworkers about fit girls that come in the shop
>one asian girl in today
>tell my coworkers she's peng
>she comes closer
>shouts for her mum
>she's about 12
Very sad day lads
>>36190202
>tell my coworkers she's peng
fuck you
>>36190161
Augustine edition
Oh, it's great being black in a white neighborhood
>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you
"intimidates whites guy*
>You get to fuck EVERY white girl whitin a one mile radius with your beautiful black...
*cuts to interracial sex scene*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nw-dXp7V7bk
I'm not going to lie, lads - feeling pretty nervous about the next match against Arsenal. Emre's still out with an an injury for the next 3 matches and Bowyer, who's replaced him, isn't 100% match fit.
If I win this one I go 6 points ahead of Liverpool who are currently in 2nd place.
Ameobi's still in great form, a super sub, scoring nearly every time he comes on from the bench.
GET IN!!
having a massive pizza tbqh. got 1 hour sleep last night and feel absolutely fucked.
why is top gear so comfy? what're your comfy shows?
fishing lads just caught a big cat fish
>>36190202
how was it received?
I would have just owned it if she passed for ~15 at least, otherwise just say she was far away and you couldn't see her properly
>>36190254
>what're your comfy shows?
Wrestling shoot interviews.
>>36190236
Heard some white girls talking about this on the tube today ffs
>>36190187
If something like that happened, every single anon posting on /britfeel/ that day would be visited by the bobbies.
>>36190249
>footie
>>36190280
Not me, I shit post behind 7 proxies.
Xth post for waifus and husbandos. Post them, lads.
Dog's not allowed on the beach anymore. Bit miffed quite frankly. Bloody tourists shitting up everything for everyone else. I fucking hate living in a tourist town.
Finished watching Gate. Was pretty good.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-39571776
Jesus Christ Germany is a basket case
muzzers are at it again lads
Just sorted my student accommodation lads. Figured I'd sort my life out after 3 years of NEETdom. Everyone in my room is 18 and one girl is 19. Hope they don't judge me when they read I'm 21
>>36190294
why can't we get some old school terrorist attacks like 9/11 and the london tube bombings. instead we get these shitty small attacks every week
>>36190249
based slameobi
>>36190333
>zero deaths
No virgins for you
>>36190346
this is what I plan on doing next year. Going to be 21 as well. feel like they're either going to seem too young to me or i'll seem to old for them. Also how will they read you are 21
Played over 100 Hearthstone games inn the last 24 hours
Rank 3
Might make legend
Great use of my day off
>>36190346
I'm 20, turning 21 with everyone around me being 18. The guys actually show respect..i think lol, the gils make a couple jokes but its all in good heart.
Don't worry about it, and also theres a lot of older people at uni/ college anyway. Nothing to fear
>>36190161
just had my tea
you cant spud can you
want more
chips later ?
>>36190440
>Also how will they read you are 21
You can choose to display your age on the website when you select the room. Everyone else did and I figured they'd find out quickly I'm some weirdo if I was the only one that hid my age
>>36190390
Not really sure lad..
Be the change you want to see in the world
>>36190236
Please dont meme this into reality like you did with cuck, exposing it just backfires
Kev reminds you all to ignore and not respond to tripfags.
- Kev x
>>36190294
Bayonetta is a fun game
>>36190333
Don't fuck up my normieball escapism, damn pakis.
>>36190346
falling for the uni meme
https://youtu.be/JaAWdljhD5o
>obey consume and conform
>>36190334
Another terrorist attack?
>my football team now only involves a tiny number of whites in its community outreach
should I support a lower league side this is so plastic I cant be bothered
>>36190493
I've never played it. Always seemed too Japanese for my tastes.
>>36190492
I like you Kev. You bring good messages and positivity.
>>36190346
See, the sad thing about a guy like you is in 50 years you're gonna staht doin some thinkin on your own and you're gonna come up with the fact that there are two certaintees in life. One, don't do that. And Two, you dropped a hundred and fifty grand on a fuckin education you coulda got for a dollah fifty in late chahges at the public library
>>36190390
Because those attacks felt almost too big. With these ones, an attack might happen anytime anywhere.
>>36190346
I started uni at 24. It's not that big of a deal. Everyone who found out seems fine and encountered a couple older than me which is grand.
i hope pakis dont bomb barcelonas team bus as well, i was looking forward to the match
>>36190511
What else am I meant to do that, tried to delay the inevitable workcuck life for as long as possible, my parents are growing sicker each day with me being a leach.
>>36190548
>dollars
Poor yank., we don't pay back student loans here until you start earning over 21k a year
lads should i go and sort myself out abit aniexty ridden https://www.firstforwellbeing.co.uk/
>>36190538
support your local lower league side senpai
mummy just got me a job at the local chippy
4.50 an hour but I get extra long shifts, should be able to get like 40 a day which should get me some new PS4 games
Pretty hyped to stop my four year NEET stint lads, wish me luck
>walk past group of teen girls
>'uhhh look at him hes so hot'
>mfw
if only they knew i was a mentally ill + gender confused / drug abusing shit poster
>>36190638
You aren't gonna get 40 hours a day mate. No one gets that many hours.
>>36190161
Pizza from Lidl, cooks in only 6 minutes
I love shopping at Lidl but I always seem to attract the weirdos. That and the tills are sooooo fucking slow
>>36190646
Post cock pls fampi
>>36190638
Good stuff lad. When you start?
>>36190548
>dollars
Outed yourself lad
>>36190656
I mean money wise sorry
>>36190538
do you not get bored of playing football games after a little while? i got the latest fifa and i started a career mode with the worst english team in an attempt to get it into the premier league. i went up one league and got so bored. i also hated buying, selling players, and all the other manager shit.
Used to be centre left a while ago.
Funny how time has changed me.
>>36190638
>4.50 an hour but I get extra long shifts
what did he mean by this?
>>36190638
Are you the poorest man in Britain?
>>36190656
>he never had shifts over 10 hours long
That was the standard on my old job.
>>36190668
Saturday
very nervous, going to clean my old school shoes and shirt tomorrow
>>36190646
I wish I was attractive to teenage girls. Not that I'd pork anyone under the age of 18 but it would be nice to be someone's hormone-induced fantasy at least
>>36190646
this is very sad.
>>36190638
nice one. you da man. glhf
>Post pictures on a website that judges photos
>People sometimes leave comments when they rate the pictures
>Get 5 comments
>2 great smile
>2 "Would prefer if smiling more"
>1 "I think they seem a bit sad in this photo."
Post another pic with me smiling more
>First comment "They seem a bit sad in this picture"
c-can they sense my deep and utter loneliness through my eyes or some shit?
>>36190683
>he doesn't work year long days
Stay poor kid
>>36190646
gender confused kek post boipuss ill might smash ur backdoors in
>>36190548
>dollars
get out you dirty yank. the rest of the website is for you. leave us in peace. you also dont understand how our uni system works. this is exactly why we have our own general. you yanks think you own the world
>>36190646
>Things that never happened
The only Truth here is that you're a shitposter
>>36190656
>no one gets that many hours
y-yeah52 hour week this week lads, do yourself a favour, never consent to work more than the 48 legal limit
>>36190546
Thank you. If we stay positive, we stay comfy.
>>36190638
Good luck lad. Standing for long hours will be a pain at first but power through it and it will get easier.
What game will you buy first?
- Kev x
>>36190638
>4.50 an hour
Is that even legal? Also are you a chink?
>>36190677
no thats me lad
>>36190704
Maybe lad. I think after a certain amount of pain in life smiling becomes impossible. I literally can't do it. Whenever I try i just look dead inside, i can't even fake it anymore. Didn't used to be this way.
>>36190739
fuck off thats me lad
Refugee accused of raping a camper and forcing her boyfriend to watch had been told he was being deported from Germany just days before
Woman, 23, raped at Siegaue Nature Reserve campsite, near Bonn in Germany
The refugee rapist had a tree saw and threatened her partner, 26, with violence
He was arrested after walker a recognised him from a police photofit picture
Suspect was Ghanaian asylum seeker who had been told he was being deported
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4402034/Refugee-accused-raping-camper-faced-deportation.html#ixzz4dy0PN0Gj
>>36190638
4.50 kek do you at least get free fish and chips
Already had cereal, chips, chicken donner and Lucozade but I'm craving an easter egg
>>36190734
Paki's pay part of your wages with food
>>36190726
Does it even matter?
Bennies are enough, 500 quid a month is luxury
>>36190726
I was making a joke because there are only 24 hours in a day lad.
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=2479929
lets see anybody new
>>36190701
not him but its a big tease lad. a few 16 year olds have been really into me. i went to a party a while ago and some 16 year old girl really liked me, she kept telling her sister and friends that she found me really cute etc. i wanted to fuck her brains out but knew that if i just used her for sex then everyone would hate and call me a pedo, and fuck dating a 16 year old.
younger girls usually seem to be more into me than girls my own age. all the girls i have shagged have been older than me though
>>36190756
it's me not even on the dole get pocket money off granny who i live with 8 ppound a week
>>36190582
>>36190669
>>36190722
Of course that's your contention. You're a first-year grad student; you just got finished reading some Marxian historian, Pete Garrison probably. You're gonna be convinced of that 'till next month when you get to James Lemon. Then you're going to be talking about how the economies of Virginia and Pennsylvania were entrepreneurial and capitalist way back in 1740. That's gonna last until next year; you're gonna be in here regurgitating Gordon Wood, talkin' about, you know, the pre-revolutionary utopia and the capital-forming effects of military mobilization.
And yeah, that may be, but at least I won't be unoriginal. But I mean, if you have a problem with that, I mean, we could just step outside - we could figure it out.
might lose my job at the end of the month lads
I can't go back to being a neet, I already did it for two years and it was worse than death
>>36190761
>Be a filthy paki household
>Still buy easter eggs since your fat gut can't live without them
Tragic
>>36190757
His nose looks flat what the fuck
Also, how does this make sense in a /britfeel/ thread?/pol/ are bigger parasites than jews
>>36190789
>tfw lenlad lives close to you
>>36190796
16 is legal lad that's all that matters who cares what people think. i wish i could get some 16 year old poon.
>>36190821
>replying to a tripfag.
Kev will be disappointed in you.
>>36190582
>>36190669
This is a quote lads.
>>36190548
>>36190813
get a crossbow and shoot up work if they fire u
lads how do i not feel like shit all the time
hard mode; no booze or drugs
>>36190638
Congrats lad! Give us a quick rundown please
What sort of chippy? is it a proper old school one without kebabs etc? does it have chip butties? does it have slush puppy? does it have a "bag of bits" for free?
>>36190734
I' think it's 50p below the limit, but it's all cash in hand so I won't be paying any taxes.
I'm half Portuguese
>>36190759
from what my boss told me (I had a look around already) as employees we get 20% off which isn't bad
>>36190856
Find something pointless but time consuming. I for one workout and watch wrestling.
>>36190856
I really autistic hobby you can sink all your spare time and energy into
>>36190892
>but it's all cash in hand so I won't be paying any taxes
don't you pay like no tax at minimum wage anyway?
>>36190831
true but she probably would of wanted to date anyway and i couldent be ased properly dating a 16 year old.
over the summer i might try pulling a young girl and rattling her
>>36190856
Work on a creative hobby.
>>36190872
it's a chip shop but they also do sausages
no slush puppies but we do ice creams, it's on the seafront so we get lots of tourists as customers
>>36190856
wake up at 7
make a to do list for the day
meditate (start with 4 minutes - work up to 20)
exercise daily (even if its just 10 minutes)
get plenty of fresh air
do 3 things per week that scare you (talk to a stranger, go on a date, etc)
get a hobby
buying loads of weed and playing video games is easier, though
>>36190896
do you mean UFCjust say ufc lad
>>36190856
You need to learn things. Feeling like you can't do anything makes you feel like shit. Having skills and shit gives you a sense of confidence.
>>36190856
You embrace it until it festers and transforms into a mental illness.
>>36190825
I don't see lenlad on the map
starting to become more conservative. dad said he will kick me out the house if i ever become a conservative. some of my ancestors where labour mps.
help me
>Go into McDonalds for some nuggies and a McFlurry
>I used to work there (1.5 years ago or so) but stormed off after childish colleagues and my alcoholic mum made me pop
>Spot a guy I used to work with
>He spots me, recognised me
>Immediately breaks eye contact
I managed to find the path I wanted to in life, and he is still there. Honestly a wave of sadness washed over me, what do I do about this feel lads?
>>36190666
you know you can just type "penis" into google images if u are that thirsty
theres nothing special about my cock lol
>>36190701
Haha how beta are u that a fem boy can get more puss than you haha
>>36190703
in what way
>>36190716
how about i dont
>>36190725
there was 3 of them and one of them was kind of chubby + i only saw ones face but she was hot. just stating the full facts. so it might just be the thirsty fatty calling out every qt boy she sees but whatever senpai compliments a compliment init
job interview tomorrow well scared desu havent been fully employed for a couple months now
>>36191074
you could fuck off back to /int/
>>36191065
just don't do anything then vote whatever the fuck you want then lie about it I guess? Unless you want to be an mp its not like it matters
>>36190294
>tfw find-and-replace on a 1 GB text file
>tfw work computer with Intel Core 2 Duo and 4 GB RAM, Windows Vista Ready(TM)
>when you have to wipe your crotch with a babywipe cause your too lazy to wash properply and the babywipes turn out brown
>tfw no bussy to nibble on
>>36191086
fuck off you femboy faggot
you cant be a robot
>>36191109
yeah, suppose i could just do this. i dont plan on becoming an mp, and if i ever do, i will deal with the collateral damage then.
>>36191074
Fuck off normie wormie
I think it's impossible to take a bad dickpic. All angles work in your favour
>>36191065
stop being a class traitor maybe?
>>36191093
why the aggression buddy?
>>36191190
nah I reckon I'll stick around
19 and working in a world famous night club surrounded by beautiful people. Perhaps anyone who isn't a buttmad buttboy has something they'd like to ask? Lurking xDdd
>>36191190
>tells people to fuck off for getting a better job
>works in a call centre
wew lad.
>>36191086
>call yourself a femboy
>have hands that a builder would be jealous of
lmao
>>36190789
>tfw nearest lad is pikeylad
I hope he doesn't come along and set his doggo on me
>>36190294
Posting, was gonna try to not drink this week but it was so nice walking home that I'm gonna have a beer.
>>36191113
Learn linux commands for that shit lad
>>36191223
welp this threads dead. off to the juve x barca one.
see you tomorrow lads
Ass, titties, ass 'n titties
Ass ass titties titties, ass 'n titties
(2x)
Big booty bitches thats where it gets
Come on, hoe, let's go to the easy rest
When I see ass, titties, ass 'n titties
Ass, ass, titties, titties, ass 'n titties.
(4x)
Ass, ass, ass, ass
(2x)
If you a light-skinned bitch that think you the shit,
I can buy you, hoe, 'cause bitch I'm rich.
I see broke-ass hoes, broke-ass hoes,
Broke-ass hoes, broke-ass hoes.
(4x)
Hoes, hoes, hoes, hoes
(2x)
If you a freaky-dancin' ho, keep shakin' that shit
Let's see how you shake it on top of my dick
And you'll say "Assault, I'm cuming. Assault, I'm cuming.
"Assault, I'm cuming. Assault, I'm cuming."
(4x)
Cumin', Cumin', Cumin', Cumin'
(2x)
Stankin ass bitches that need to wash up
Dont get mad when i dont want to f*ck
You need soap and water, soap and water
Soap and water, Soap and Water
(4x)
Water, Water, Water, Water Water
>>36191251
only because you made it so. c u next tuesday!
>>36191190
you yesterday
>GET A FUCKING JOB LOSER
you today, to someone who got a job
>Fuck off normie
Hormones must give people brain problems
>>36190582
Join the army or navy if you're a puff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ru-LgSvOCrE
>>36191255
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7w7Ow5AElP4
>>36191045
go to liverpool. look for warrington by liverpool. you should now seee lenlad.
>>36190492
not a bother kevycakes
Just had some rice. Pretty fun now.
Lost loads of money I'm so depressed i want to get part time work somewhere but don't know own how to even start I've got no experience lads
>>36191245
>Linux
lmao I'm not some kind of nerd with an enormous neckbeard
>>36191311
How'd you lose the money lad?
>>36191311
>mfw mummy may has lost money from the treasury
>>36191255
down a tinny, fuck your granny, jizz all up in her fanny
yeah yeah yeah
KIIIIIIINGSTON TOOOOOOOOOWN
yeah wagwan bruv spark one up
ragga ragga ragga ragga
man don't fuck with a wasteman yeaaaaaaaaaah skeng ting in your peng ting BIG UP
aaaaaaaaaaah rise up and cleanse da earth
alright alright
don't come round here man we'll fuck you up mandem in dis ting like MADMAN you get me senpai riddim alriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
ok ok
man come up on a stealth ting just spitting in the park ting now roll round with my mercedez benz ting
yeah yyyyyyyyyyyeaaaaaaaaahh boyo
yeah we out here reppin
big up STORMZY
alright senpai alright senpai
ok ok ok
manna don't waste no time wida sket, she a dog better take a bitch to da vet, man's beamin out radio 1 extra your girl she a slut tinda match I sexed her
man I saw you in a fake pair of yeezys
man creps only come in one size - STEEZY
man and my crew in a chippy all breezy
wasteman passin by and that brudda he sees me
walkin inside and askin for a baggy
sketch a man out send him runnin for cabbie
>>36191316
All the more open source qts for me then who respect my software freedoms
heya britfeel, how has your day been? anything exciting?
>>36191190
giving urself a girly name to get (you)'s how tragic
>>36191364
Girls are qt
>only 2 (two) more days of wagemisery left
nearly there now
>>36191311
Did you gamble it away?
>>36191390
that's an outstanding frog
>>36191344
The negrofication of culture is almost as funny as it is sad.
>>36191374
Went for a spoons lunch with family. Pretty comfy.
>>36191344
is this a real song or did you make it up?
>>36191255
https://youtu.be/lXP-fAibpW0
>>36191374
nah just stayed in and sunbathed at the window
>>36191403
thanks I made it myself several years ago
>>36191344
Tunak Tunak Tun
Tunak Tunak Tun
Tunak Tunak Tun
Da Da Da Da
Dholna Vajje Tumbe Vaali Taar
Sun Dil Di Pukaar
Aaja Kar Layieh Pyaar
Sweetheart, the strings of the instrument play
Listen to what the heart says
Come and love me
(4x)
Dholna
Sweetheart
Duniya Yaara Rang Birangi
Na Eh Bheri Na Eh Changi
The world is a colorful place
It's not good nor bad
(4x)
Sun Yaara Bole Ik Taya
Mehndi Da Yaara
Listen friends the iktaara1 says
Mehndi's friends
Dholna Kadeh Mere Nal Hass
Mainu Dil Valli Dass
Nahin Taan Teri Meri Bass
Sweetheart, come smile with me sometimes
My heart's keeper (lover) look
This body is not under your or my control
(4x)
Dholna
Sweetheart
Duniya Yaara Rang Birangi
Na Eh Bheri Na Eh Changi
The world is a colorful place
It's not good nor bad
>>36191311
How much?
ORGINALORIGINALORIGINAL
>>36191406
>tfw you're brought up on an estate surrounded with retarded wiggers
>>36191417
made it up lol. but that you can't tell says a lot lmao
>>36191273
There's a bar
If you jump it, you're a normie
>>36191445
lol does seem like something a chav would write. the main thing that made me question its legitimacy was the big up stormy haha
I'm a really picky eater. My diet is pretty similar to your average 6 year old.
>>36191490
>I'm a really picky eater
same, lad.
annoying isnt it.
>>36191490
>Love every type of food
>Except onions (unless they're in something like a curry, soup or salsa)
My tongue is such a fucking faggot.
>>36191490
Dinosaur turkey shapes and potato smiley faces?
Quite jealous to be honest.
>>36191374
eating a chinese, literal highlight of my day
>>36191490
Do you actually try foods or just assume you won't like things? There's so much good shit out there you're probably missing out on. I used to just eat noodles but made it an effort to try new foods and now eat everything.
huh
There's a PS4 Final Fantasy 12 remake
Should buy that at some point
>>36191537
>Not having a cheeky smiley every now and again
>>36191413
sounds nice. on the (very) rare occasion ive been to spoons i never really felt there was much on the menu id want to eat, what did you get?
>>36191428
this is kinda sad but i guess i dont have much room to judge considering ive stayed in my dimly lit room all day
>>36191544
the portions from a chinese are always way too big for me so i never get it, glad youre enjoying it though, hope it didnt cost too much
Not sure what to make of this documentary. Apparently Trump is going to herald in the end times.
Comfy.jpg
>>36191582
It's the IZJS version as well, I think.
I just beat Persona 5 today.
>mfw clocked 80 hours
>>36191587
>tfw they're probably "potato emojis" now
>fail in a social situation
>start imagining what my idols would have done
>feel bad
anyone else?
>>36191181
why not. i think my gender identity confusion is basically bc i have autism. pretty sure they have been proven to be linked.
>>36191233
lol...i have big hands im a guy a lot of guys do. met girls with bigger hands than me still tho like rly who even cares g....
>>36191622
>>36191625
That actually quite depresses me. Though a potato poo emoji might be fun to have a cheeky one of every once in a while.
>>36191614
i dont think youre ever meant to eat it all at once, ive only taken around 1/3 of the portions i have to eat now and im feeling a bit full not even half way through my plate, still love it, and mummy paid for it today so no cost
>>36191632
>Fail in social situation
>Realize that I'd just fuck up again and again, even if I could rewind time
>>36191622
I've barely played Digimon World
>>36191651
>tfw you will never get to pitch the concept of "Potato Poo Poos" to the head of McCain Foods entirely straight faced
>>36191582
What's your psn? original request
>>36191569
I have a pretty plain diet. I don't like foods with strong flavours if with different textures. I tend to eat everything plain and separately.
>>36191651
just got a little stiffy looking at that sexy pic of kev.
he can even turn straight man gay
>The queen will probably be dead in the next couple of years
Started reading The Gates of Janus. Ian Brady's book about serial killers.
It's not very good, I feel slightly disappointed because I expected better from him. Is that weird?
anyone ever wank so hard you make ur bollocks feel funny?
>>36191682
I'm now imagining a britbot going on Dragon's Den and trying to get funding for Potaturds.
>>36191701
Remember when it happens to punch any edgy cunt who pretends it's not important.
>>36191614
you are making me sad i have a pasty pale body skinny but muscly cant find a nice quite place to relaxed to many dog walkers worried old friends might see me sunbathing on my own
>>36191701
Republic when?
>>36191699
I'm sure kev is glad to hear you enjoy his body.
>tfw never use the onahole anymore because it's effort to have to clean every time
>>36191713
Looking for 300K for 2% NO HAGGLE
>>36191701
>>36191711
Both spectrums of /britfeel/
kek never change lads
what you listening to lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJFZTR5SVno
>>36191713
>Potaturds.
Quite tempted to mock up a full packaging for that.
>>36191721
2bh I'm getting ready to lip off to anyone who says "hurr durr it's good that she's going to die"
>>36191711
I've wanked so hard that my dick started tingling before
>>36191733
find a boy who can be your onahole
>>36191753
Felt like some MBDTF
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bm5iA4Zupek
>>36191753
Slanted and Enchanted
>>36191753
Not listening to anything but I'm looking through baneposts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tF3c3SrgnAk
>>36191753
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnrGMHhnqrw
Came up randomly in a Youtube suggest, the thumbnail looked interesting. Turns out it has been used in some Kojima game judging from the comments. Not sure how it got there from Depeche Mode but oh well.
>>36191701
bang bang or boom boom i hope
>>36191758
Good lad, any true brit would.
>>36191729
Republic fucking never.
>>36191758
>s "hurr durr it's good that she's going to die"
why?
>>36191786
>Kojima game
can't fucking wait desu
>>36191654
this makes a lot of sense actually whoa
wouldnt really eat leftovers though, would be nice to just have someone to share with desu
>>36191722
soorrry, if its any consolation i have pale as heck skin, if its your only choice then more power to you
>>36191753
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9-NOIalUYU
>>36191758
>I'm getting ready to lip off to anyone who says "hurr durr it's good that she's going to die"
how come, lad?
>>36191816
half the fun of a chinese is eating the leftovers, they honestly are one of the foods which are delicious as fuck leftovers or fresh
>managed to do a presentation today without fucking up
>it was sunny on the way home from work
>Bayonetta came out on Steam
>new BOTW
>four day weekend in a couple of days
Best Tuesday I've had in years
>>36191753
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oT4zK85Dog
>>36191758
i cant believe anyone is class cucked this hard lol baka
>>36191743
oh and it seems the chad dragons are laughing at idea oh and is just starting to cry
>i'm not dunking prawn crackers into sweet chilli dip right now
might call it a day
>tfw you were born under a bad sign with a blue moon in your eye
>>36191753
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InRDF_0lfH
listen to the lyrics pretty robot tier
>>36191852
You need a slap
>>36191758
>>36191701
http://www.strawpoll.me/12726138
http://www.strawpoll.me/12726138
http://www.strawpoll.me/12726138
http://www.strawpoll.me/12726138
For the last two days kek has suggested I stay at home, rolling for today
00-36 and I'll got to the casino with 50 bong
dubs and I got to the bookies with a tenner
>must have been on this site around 8 years
>think back about what i've contributed over those 8 years
>one big get and one still popular image macro
should i quit smoking?
honestly the only reason i would quit is skin damage, when i see beautiful people (like Nina Agdal) who smoke, it makes me lose interest in quitting.
>>36191805
After MGSV, I'll wait for more gameplay footage. V was great but clearly needed more time.
Watch it basically be a David Cage game.
>>36191930
im not sure lad. the queen shouldent receive any money from tax, i think. she should only get money from her estates.
>>36191969
Yes. You will save money and be healthy.
>>36191980
It's pointless reverting back to how it originally was.
Everyone post what you've contributed to 4chan over the years
>>36191980
But the money she gets from tax is less than what the government gets from the crown estates (all profits from the crown estates go to the government)
Your proposal would be a loss to the tax payer compared to the current system
Do you all think I'll be fine looking around the women's section of shops in Leeds? Looking for a jacket since i'm too slim for male jackets and they're all too baggy.
>>36191969
Change to vaping, lad. It's also a sure fire way to get a boyfriend
>>36191953
>one still popular image macro
What image?
>>36191953
I've had two big gets
16666666 - "/britfeel/ is the king of 4chan"
31000000 - Pic related
>>36191972
>V was great but clearly needed more time.
V was ruined because of Konami's fucked up executive meddling
Not Kojimas fault at all, there was fucked up shit like the last 6 months of development he wasn't allowed contact with his team at all
Assuming Kojima manages to ship the game it will likely to be fucking outstanding, top members from his previous teams are all on board, Guerrilla helping with the tech.
>>36192028
Top lad with your magic digits
>>36191537
>potato smiley faces
>>36192030
Oh I know. I've no doubt he can pull it out of the bag. Just going to be a lot more cautious to see what the gameplay is like.
Still tempted to get a Ludens figure though.
>>36192062
What sick lad is waterboarding innocent smiley faces made of potato?
About to take the anti-anxiety medication that my GP gave me because she doesn't want to give me diazepam any more and I won't take SSRIs. Likely to be seriously sedated by it :DDD
>>36190202
Easy trap to fall for there should be different rules for japs
>>36191901
computer says no
error lad
>https://youtu.be/9golCsgTqgk
is this it
>>36191693
Zabimaru-bankai
People keep asking but never add me
Just bought Final Fantasy 15
Gonna pre-order 12 now
i really hate spring/summer.
can't wait for cosy winter again.
Having a got cookie with a glass of milk haha lads. Sending you some good cookie vibes britfeel
>>36192007
This post of mine made it to 4chan subreddit.
I still miss my brother and is give anything to have him back.
>>36192235
Thanks lad. Hope that combination gives you happy vibes back.
>>36192261
>This post of mine made it to 4chan subreddit.
ktftbqh
>>36192018
Put on some lippy and no one would give a shit
I finish university in about a week.
I'm scared to work a full time job. I don't want to work every day in an office block full of people.
help i'm shy
>tfw i am a relative of the queens
>>36192235
Ta lad. Bit of a shout that desu. I might indulge me self later
>>36192018
Just do it. If anyone asks if you can help, just say you are shopping for your gf or something.
Good evening, /britfeel/!
How are you all feeling today?
What's kept you busy and what are you up to now?
Would you rather play piano or guitar?
Hope you're all feeling well and have had a great day doing whatever it is you chose to do!
Is snekanon around?
>>36192331
It'll get easier the more you do it, I promise.
I used to spend my whole day thinking about everyone and what they think of me and what I should say but now it rarely crosses my mind.
Keep us updated on how you do, friendo.
>>36192072
I want that Ludens figure too but it's gonna be so heckin expensive...
So that's 50 quid blown but do I spend more?
Though I don't need to pay for FF12 until it's released
>>36192331
Don't get an office job then, nerd
>>36192349
The royal family or that place in NYC
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5giZfvdQsfs
got some incest I'm my senpai too bro iktf its the biggest cause of mental illness.
Reminder that 80% of people are in favour of the royal family, the only people who want them out are lefty libcucks who are jelly they're rich for doing nothing (a gross oversimplification btw but I wouldn't expect anything less from edgy leftie teens)
>>36192331
I'm shy too
People will baby you, it's worse in a way
any one fancy having a good old lick around of my fat, hairy, smelly, unwashed arsehole?
>>36192322
Tempting
>>36192357
This is a good idea, how hard could it be
>>36192018
if you can withstand being tutted at by an old lady ur gd
>>36192331
get therapy BEFORE it turns into an anxiety disorder desu lad
also watch some meme youtube videos about shyness and absorb anything relevant
>>36192419
Fuck off
The North hates them and it was common to do so until about 15 years ago
>>36192419
I'm a citizen, not a subject.
>>36192389
Piano easily lenlad. Wish I had the space for one but have to stick to guitar for now
>>36192389
sipping fosters thinking about ozthe hbo show
>>36192449
>The North hates them
Don't put fucking words in my mouth, I'm more northern than you will ever be bet you've never even tasted parkin you cunt.
>>36192390
Send me 200 quid so I can drop a new clutch in my bimmer nigga
>>36192020
A smug anime face that's been posted at least 1322 times since 2014. Before you disregard me as one of those smug anime tilde tier shitters, this was before anime girls were synonymous with prison gay shitposting.
You lads remember Aquila? randomly been thinking about today. used to love that show
>>36192482
Post the face, interested if ive posted it
>>36192425
Be a piece of piss.
I go around Leeds all the time and people don't care that much about what you do.
>>36192465
>drinking this early in the week
I only buy booze on a Friday's. I'm such a regular at my local B&M that they recognise me and attempt small talk when I buy my cheap cider. I have to alternate where I buy alcohol to avoid this.
>>36192489
Aye and fuckin Queens nose
>>36192466
>parkin
Proper craving some parkin now you said that.
>>36192435
>>36192505
In my head everyone is basically tutting and judging me anyway so I guess it makes no difference. Thanks lads
>bought another onahole
The things you do when you're bored, horny and have too much money.
>>36192491
This is it.
original
>>36192532
Top lad, I'd brew you a cuppa if I could.
>on antibiotics
>can't drink for a fucking week
Day one and I already want to kill myself.
>>36192593
>That image
Fucking man after my own heart you are.
>>36192402
the royal family, lad. and yeah, probably why so many people in my family suffer from mental problems.
>>36192595
>at the doctors being prescribed antibiotics
>ask if I can drink while taking them
haha I probably have a problem.
>>36192532
my nan makes amazing parkin, makes me some like once every 2 months.
perfect cuppa buddy
>>36192558
explain this funnyjunk post then lad
>>36192625
Nah lad they probably just thought you're a typical young lad who wants to go on a cheeky saturday night out down the club
Should've asked if you can do ket as well
>>36192593
>>36192630
Either of you lads know any good place to buy some parkin? Might get some when i get paid this week.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOmkPrhpQGQ
how would you change the NHS to both benefit the public and raise the wages of the staff robots?
NEETS NEED NOT ANWSER
>blockchain?
>>36192630
Make sure you get her recipe for it lad.
>>36192675
No literally never seen it on sale anywhere and its a seasonal thing anyway only really made around bonfire night. It's fucking easy to make though
>>36192640
the 2014 comes from as far back I can see it being posted in the archives, not when I first cropped it
Mum just bought me a yorkie lads. When did they get rid of the whole no girls allowed marketing? It wasn't the liberals was it..
spent all day cleaning the whole flat but it's comfy now.
Gonna be a sty again in a week.
xanax works rly well for me like scarily well ive only just started taking them regularly in the last week. tried a few ssris and i dint like them so i stopped going to the doctor for drugs.
i havent been this functional / productive in literally years. is this a normal reaction? it just kills my anxiety and i feel zen af. im worried the effects wont last tho so im taking a tolerance break now cuh i been taking way too many desu senpai lol
>>36192707
>When did they get rid of the whole no girls allowed marketing
>tfw top tier advertising like Tango, Pepperami, Irn Bru and Yorkie will never ever ever exist ever again
>>36192707
That worked a charm, some of the office girls used to get them thinking they were rebelling.
>>36192707
probably was the liberals, lad. i remember my mum used to always buy me them for easter and i would never let the birds in my street have any of it because of the no girl thing. was a right laugh.
>>36192550
It's been a long time since I looked into it. Is it an effort buying them? Do you have to import them from Japan?
If it was a case of just buying one off Amazon I would go for it.
>>36192692
Yeah, I never see it myself.
Got access to my mothers old cookbook. Bound to be a cracking Parkin recipe in that.
Think I'll make some this week in that case.
>>36192728
be careful lad.
my mate started caning xanax, because it obviously makes you feel amazing. but to everyone else he just turned into an absolute weirdo, bizarre misplaced confidence, social clues flying over his head etc. he was strange on it.
>>36192737
>>36192748
>>36192751
Fucking kek, tried to find some reasoning behind and come across one of their ads I've never seen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GVXnyD93qc
Could only imagine the backlash if they aired this today
>>36192757
There are a fair few websites to ship from but yes, most of them come from Japan. Though the one I've just bought is coming from Motsu Toys in the Netherlands.
The things that will fuck you the most are shipping costs and waiting for it, but it's definitely worth the time and money.
It's not impossible to buy them from Amazon, just be smart and use common sense like you would with buying anything off Amazon.
>>36192216
kek i used to wank to this song before i got the internet and what error
>>36192459
Piano for me too! I've picked it up a couple times but never stuck with it, maybe this year is the year!
>>36192465
I don't think I've heard of it, what's it about anon?
>>36192849
Top banter, I love when something genuinely funny sneaks out of a marketing meeting.
>>36192849
https://youtu.be/iMDjLNxI9vE
Old adverts were something else
fancy a /nightwalk/ but i just ate half my body weight in chicken legs and now i can hardly move, bad times lads, bad times
>>36192789
hopefully if i i use it responsibly it will be alright...but ya i have been takin as much as 6mg some days and its obvious im smashed lol
>>36192683
Health equals life so it would be a worthy pursuit. I understand you need to raise the NHS workers wages to get them on board, they are smart anons generally but some would be overcome by greed at the sniff of privatising the national health service. The blockchain should be able to expose these degenerates but the cost might spiral even in full view of those who know how to check it. Really makes you think desu.
>https://youtu.be/TgsXNOy-agU
>>>/pol/ is that way faggot
What games are you lads working through at the moment?
I have been playing Witcher 1 a lot recently, it is /comfy/ as fuck
What's the best deed you've ever done for someone else?
who here lies to get by.
I don't like doing it but bending the truth keeps people off my back
>Four days of work left
Give me the strength to see them through, lads.
>>36193090
This is me. I've got a few grandiose ones on the go at the moment.
>>36193119
do tell friend, I need to know I'm not the only one
>>36193091
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>Wagie comes into the surgery
>Has been working extremely hard recently
>Unable to cope with the stress of his job
>Wants me to give him the strength to last the week
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead
>>36193082
if ur looking for comfy, i gotcha. i'm playing through shadow of the colossus on PS2 emulator. it's beautiful.
>tfw they start pushing calls from the general enquiries department to yours cause of the long queue
>Tfw if this wasn't the case it would've been a nice comfy night messing around with balloons with workmates cause we had no calls in our queue after 6pm
At least tomorrow's off and i can stay up late playing persona 5 tonight
>>36193087
saved a bunch of peoples lives a good few years back. they pissed off the wrong people, i intervened and stopped it from ending in blood. i didnt know the people i saved at all but i think what was going to happen was way too far.
>>36193253
>we're training you on all departments so you can know the business!
>get placed in every call queue and never have time between calls
Awesome, thanks.
>>36193090
ive told the odd lie here and there. one of my friends is convinced that i made a porn film. one of my friends said it as a joke at the time and it escalated into a lie that has been going on for years.
>>36193090
you can't lie to the sub-conscious lad every lie hurts you even the white ones, thats where the anxiety come from i wish i could explain it better but autism
>>36193294
It's awful, I'd just go on not ready or put customer on hold as soon as they come through so they think they're still in the queue. Used to do that second thing all the time but upper management got mad about everyone doing it now so they sent out e-mails and anyone who does it now gets marked down for it.
Went to a BJJ lesson for the first time today, lads.There's a 8/10 blue belt and i'll eventually have to "roll" with her..how will I hide the inevitable boner?
>>36191713
"sorry anon but i'm out"
"t-thanks, y-you too"
>>36193237
Is it much of a pain to install a ps1 / ps2 emulator? There are some old games I would love to replay. Never played that one, what is it like?
>>36193341
dont worry lad she'll easily snap it off
>>36193341
You don't want a boner in a BJ lesson?
>>36193144
Biggest one is that I'm a carer for my nan. This one actually saved me from getting laid off by allowing me to sob story my way into getting a role transfer. It also works to
A. Shut down anyone trying to make small talk and feel bad and make them less likely to engage me
B. Get me sympathy points with management so if I'm late or have a day or two off from my depression I can just say my nan had a bad night
With one lie I went from preparing to quit my stressful job and be NEET again, to having a massively comfy job where I do minimal work all day.
>>36193334
Haha I used to put them straight on hold too. I never ever gave a shit about stats as soon as I was past probation, they're not about to fire someone when they're recruiting every week.
Should I donate $20 to that online comic book reviewer?
>>36193087
I've probably done a few, but one that sticks out was at a work trip.
Me and one of my workmates were sent to a customer site, and put up in a hotel for the night as we always are on field visits, he had told me long ago that he was a virgin and never had a gf, but on this one night we went out for a few pints, and by some divine intervention from kek, he managed to pull. He wanted to take her back to the hotel room, so I volunteered to sleep in the car that night so he could finally lose his v-card.
Seeing his afterglow for the next week was worth it.
>>36193378
I wish I could go to a BJ lesson.
>>36193087
A random stranger? I noticed the tyre on a car in tesco was totally fucked (cords showing and all) so I tapped on the window and there was a woman with her 2 kids in the back. She had no idea, so I changed it for her. Had to take my car over as she didn't have a jack, just a spare and I have a foot pump in my car too. Ended up checking the others and they were all really low so pumped them up. Decided to check the oil and water too as she said it had never been done - both really low so topped them up.
That should do me for the rest of the year I think
who /blackcountry/ here?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGs5Z3apDGo
nuff of this americant sh*t
>>36193414
You should donate 20 to a friendly doctor
https://www.patreon.com/user?u=4875803
>>36193425
Giving or receiving though?
>>36193399
Yeah iktf, i get 100% on all my QAs so whenever my manager brings up my ready state percentage he kinda just briefly mentions it anyway so it's whatever
>>36193414
poley, or possibly person pretending to be poley, get a tattoo lad, get /britfeel/ across your chest
>>36193341
What did you do?
I've been interested in going but I'm bit of an asocial.
>>36193359
it's easy peasy. google reddit emulation and just follow their sidebar, its very simple.
have a look at this little trailer for it - it's got a really weird, beautiful, eerie vibe to it. it's from a japanese company.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Y1_lQ-go2o
>>36193438
>/blackcountry/
Nothing wrong with diversity, you virgin
>>36193450
I'm thinking of a tat to cover my self harm scars
>>36193444
A very disappointing play altogether.
>>36193458
I will give that a go, thanks man. Also that looks really comfy, I will try that when i get it up and running
>>36193480
no dont waste time doing that, scars on real girls are fit, theres no reason that a seriously deranged individual wouldnt find yours attractive, you need to get a britfeel chest rocker
>>36193444
>>36193414
Come on poley, Shipman has an appointment slot for you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVtBMfQpJDA
>>36193341
Im guessing this is self defence of some sort? whats it like? Im 27 and ive been thinking about getting involved in something like that for years, if it is self defence obv
my interview is at fucking 9 o clock tomorro baka
i hate getting up early
>>36193494
its the comfiest game ever made imo (although i played transistor recently and liked that) it's got lovely gameplay mechanics too, you are basically in a vast empty land to battle several huge 'colossus' to restore the life of ur qt. the music, scenery.. i could go on for ages about it.
>>36193398
That's insane man, the main lie I am running right now is about having a car that I'm sharing with my mum. I lost my old car and thought I would be able to pull the money together for something else quickly but it didn't go that way and that's what the lie has become now. I'm also lying about looking for a job because of the car thing
>>36193540
Self-defence is a meme. Their mates will kick the shit out of you when you're on the ground getting ready to break their arm
>>36193087
Got some cereal off the shelf for a midget in Morrisons.
>>36193447
Both are fine my man. Not prison gay, just curious
>>36191701
>i will probably be alive in the next couple of years
>>36193596
Not gay if it's a taught lesson. You are just doing the lesson plan.
>>36193611
Good thinking anon, If it's educational sex then it's not gay.I wish there were more bj lessons out there
Anyone else with a ps4 who's into fighting games?
Injustice 2 looks like it will kill the time until Tekken 7. Apparently it's got "gear" bit dubious about that tbqh.
>>36193569
Yeah, it's like a 'Get out of jail free' card for social expectation. I can see how psychopaths can be so successful.
That's a nice one you've got going there. What happened to your old car?
>>36193694
I used to be, until SF killed them all
Lads, why did Shipman an hero? did he feel his work was done? could he not face prison?
>>36193694
I was done with the last one after 5 hours or so.
I might pop down to blockbusters and rent it.
>>36193540
something like boxing, or muay thai is probably better for self defense. if you got into a fight with more than one person you will be fucked with bjj as your only defense
honestly though, how often do you get into fights? having social skills is probably the best defense.
if you are targeted by someone, they will just use a weapons and you are fucked. if you are getting robbed, they are bound to have a weapon, so you are fucked. the only situations where you could possibly use it is if you piss off some drunk fella in a bar, he gets the wrong impression and goes for you, and you could always bottle the cunt if it came to this or walk away and tel the bouncers.
>>36193767
Probably bullied into it
>>36193767
he went onto give lethal doses in a better place lad, god bless that man
>>36192489
good fucking god, it was there in my mind somewhere and you've just brought it back
>>36193767
People think he wanted to get caught and if he didn't he would have moved abroad.
I think he wanted to give himself that last dose of morphine.
>>36193767
>Lads, why did Shipman an hero?
So that Primrose could get his NHS pension, not sure why but the rules were if he died before age 60 she got it.
Obviously had nothing to live for at that point, so may as well see that she is financially secure.
>>36193722
gearbox failure. someone has saved it from the junkyard as well because it's for sale on ebay now. When it died I thought I could pull some strings and get something together but I just couldn't get the money. I've been lying in some capacity all my life and just as I think i don't need to anymore something happens where being honest wouldn't work
>>36193792
I wasnt thinking so much for the fighting element, just for the socailising and getting /fit/ and learning some new skills that could come in useful obviously, ive been jumped once in my life and managed to trip/push the bloke backwards and run away
>>36193767
Why did he have the chance to an hero is the bigger question. China seems to be the only place that consistently kills their killers.
>>36193767
Holy shit, I've found a clip of him speaking
from 2:28 to 2:35
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLz7K5gwEKk
>>36193832
That's a pretty base reason for killing yourself.
>tfw cum is so thick I can't even have cumshots
it just sort of gloops out unless I drink a few litres of fluid a few hours before hand. Very mixed feels here
lads i can't stop listening to Paramore recently, feel like i'm becoming an emo but i fucking LOVE IT
>>36193871
>banter with the press even when accused of murder
What a lad
>>36193890
means youre destined to be a cuck
>>36193890
Gets worse as you age. Cum becomes more and more pathetic
are you for or against democracy?
>>36193838
>I wasnt thinking so much for the fighting element, just for the socailising and getting /fit/ and learning some new skills that could come in useful obviously
yeah, its great for that then. i used to box myself. i personally prefer striking combat sports but bjj looks cool.
i always wondered how good the boxing would of been if i needed to use it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hy1Nc4YpAUI
>tfw no more space missions
>>36193728
SF is an abomination. Hopefully sfv will be the last
>>36193787
Do you not play online? I haven't played story mode on a fighter since ps1
>>36193935
Depends. Democracy can cause based things like leaving the EU but also shit things like making a reality star the president of the states
>he doesn't have over 350gb of Frasier ready to watch at a moment's notice
How do you even live
>>36193915
>banter with the press even when accused of murder
>What a lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIzamlH78uA
He nodded off in one of his police interviews too
>>36193871
that man was fucking godlike, full homo
>>36193966
I don't like laugh track yank sit"coms"
>>36193935
I'm for it in principle but people are fucking idiots so it's probably not a good idea.
>>36193966
I live pretty easily cause Frasier is shit.
>>36190161
Dobritish people really hate syrian people running from chemical bombs, or is it just pol?
>>36193871
>I've been advised to stand and let you take a photograph
Why? There was literally no way he was not going to prison forever. What a pointless piece of advice
>>36193966
Frasier is shit lad
>tfw being 12 and pulling an all nighter and all that was on TV at 5am was fucking Frasier
>>36193935
for democracy at my current level of education, or at least a monarchy that is subject to the rule of law.
i think there isnt enough safety nets with an absolute monarchy
>>36193836
I can't speak for you but at the same time I don't think you have to be too concerned about your tendency to make big lies, or feel like you have to stop them completely
You don't do it to the detriment of others, you do it just so you can get through things easier. Nothing wrong with that imo.
>>36194032
I assume because the press might fuck off once they've gotten a pic.
>>36193871
wait hold the fuck up, heroin in just morphine?
>>36194035
Giving me a flashback to all the times I had to make do with the shit on terrestrial tv growing up
i just want someone to love me britfeel
>>36194063
Jesus christ Iad
took a trazodone and I can hardly fucking move. this is on the minimum dose
>>36194003
>people are fucking idiots so it's probably not a good idea.
that is why we have more of a managed democracy for most things in the uk. leaving the EU wasnt properly managed because we couldent properly use the electoral system and predict votes.
>>36194085
That's never enough
>>36190161
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>34 year old man pulls into the layby
>Fuel gauge has been faulty for weeks
>Has run the tank completely dry
>Wants me to give him some diesel
>Give his engine a lethal dose of petrol instead
>>36193941
You say that but a mister president of the united states is currently attempting to revitalise NASA with a larger budget
>>36194098
>minimum dose
this triggers the Shiplads
would you fuck young shipman?
>>36194032
Lawyers advise people not to talk to the press, in case they incriminate themselves. However seeing unflattering photos may have made the Jury have a worse judgement of him, so they advise that he should co-operate with photo taking, but not with answering questions.
>>36190161
The point of demorcasy is not to elect the best, but to listen to majority, because if majority will be ignored, it can start violence and riots.
>>36194130
I'd rather not get a lethal dose while he bums me
>>36190582
just runaway lad
https://youtu.be/l-504u5-7zA
>>36194130
>would you let a young shipman give you a lethal dose of his morphine?
ftfy
>>36194130
That self-assured smile. Such a suave young man, and he was a doctor to boot, how did he end up the way he did?
>>36194044
like I don't lay awake at night thinking about my lies but they feel like a burden sometimes, I wish I could live without them but they help me sometimes and I switch from normal talking to a lie without any trouble because I've managed to make it feel normal under most circumstances. Ultimately I want an easier honest life
>>36190294
posted
>>36192389
yeah i'm here lad.i'm in the wide awake having a spliff time between 2 doses of tramadoland fucking broke my glasses earlier so am phoneposting with 1 eye shut and the phone 3 inch from my face. but i'm here
>>36194179
>how did he end up the way he did?
Probably getting stuck with his miss.
>>36194177
Kanye is a top lad, glad I live in the age where I grew up with Kanyes music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPsY2Y9oyvk
>>36194177
Second time this thread lad >>36191773
>tfw Yeezy makes it all ok
>>36194013
Do you hate benefits tourists?
Yes
>>36194177
Nobody cared who I was until I put on the mask.yeezyposting
>you will never be Hillman in a comfy coat.
>>36194252
>>36194228
British grime will never be as good as Yeezus or most American rap
>the only thing burgers beat us at
>>36194297
wasn't convinced at first but this iteration is a pretty good meme
>>36194184
>I switch from normal talking to a lie without any trouble
Yeah that is a strange feeling I can relate. Makes me feel very 'fake' when I go into lie autopilot.
I think the fact you acknowledge your lies means you'll be able to gradually tone down the lies you make, might take a little though, good luck with it all.
>>36194303
All us brits can do is accentuate his music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WibQR0tQ0P8
>>36192550
What did you buy?
I'm tempted to buy a hip
I prefer Brady to Shipman tbqh
I guess the French aren't that bad at times.
>>36194337
I'm so glad Yeezy discovered this Paul McCartney guy. He's a pretty good musician
>>36194321
I am pro Hillposting desu
At the pub with mates but had to drive so can only have one pint. This is shit.
>>36194337
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hdQmd0uug0
we help lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hdQmd0uug0
>>36194345
He is still alive, and pro-brexit
We should write to him in prison
>>36194321
>>36194370
Top lads tbqh. May you both be spared the crowbar.
Anyone else like a comfy bit of Later with Jools?
>>36194387
posted the same vid twice like a retard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBFXJw7n-fU
was supposed to post the sample
Right lads, anyone got any advice for connecting with people IRL.
My drunk ass is oddly optimistic despite my lack of human contact.
>>36194205
Aww bud what's wrong that requires tramadol? strong stuff that
Hope you're doing okay buddy, haven't seen your snek waifu around a bunch recently :(
>>36194376
I always do the driving because I never drink.
>>36194345
Need to get a Bradyposter to compliment Hillposter and Shiposter.
>>36194325
I think once I get back on the road (for real haha) I will be able to tone them down to less meaningful lies though I will have to lie about getting another car but that will be least of my worries and after that start to work lies out my life completely
>>36194349
Then the french gave green peace money as compensation
>>36194435
Still got to sink the fucker though.
>>36194349
This is pretty funny tbqh desu
>>36194452
They gave them money to buy a second ship
>he will never ask for 2's on ur ciggy
>>36194400
Shipanon here, I propose a truce
You can have the parts of Manchester within the blue line, I'll have the areas within the Green line
>>36194484
Maybe they wanted another bash at it.
>>36193935
we need democracy
or you just end up as a massive blog of federal shit like the USA, or even worse china
>>36194349
they can be pretty based at times, like when they banned communism
>>36194498
Seems like a fair truce Shippyboy.
I'll accept it. But I bet not be seeing any morphine in my parts, especially Weatherfield.
>>36194508
Yeah well they didn't
>start my job a while ago
>have a ice breaker thing with my colleagues when I first start
>one of the questions I have to answer 'which person, dead or alive, do you look up to the most'
>answer Kanye
>dumb normies at job ask me why, call him an egomaniac and an idiot
>they couldn't understand his genius and come up
Kanye truly is my idol lads, wish the media didn't slander him all the time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CHs4x2uqcQ
>>36194498
just stay away from the canals
>>36194409
You have to try and connect by acknowledging the disconnect. We're all so absorbed by our own lives that we unfortunately put our own issues at the forefront when trying to make that connection and it ultimately just comes off as clingy or desperate. Put importance on the fact that you'll likely never see this person again. (unless you know them of course)
Don't give too much away, don't take anything too seriously and always allow the other person to push along most of the conversatio while you just add highlights, that way they will be left wanting more.
>>36194587
Punished Yeezy,
A man denied his beats
>>36194602
Is there actually a serial killer by the canals or am I being memed?
>>36194587
Would you like to get cucked by Kanye?
>>36194671
It'd be an honour
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elVF7oG0pQs
Just been reading the wikipedia page for Weatherfield, it's a pretty comfy read. Makes me want to live there.
>>36194669
http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/the-manchester-pusher-readers-say-9932213
>>36194417
i've been in hospital today so they're for that surgery in a sensitive area.
desu i've been gaming all weekend. finally on pc. found muh love for it again. and can get on rocket league next week :)and it's good because i've a bit of time off work
will have you a game if you want n you've got it.
Anyone watch the football? Glad Barca lost desu
>>36194587
This is always a good way to sort sound normies from the pleb normies.
plebs can't help but criticise kanye.
>>36194669
There have been a lot of unsolved deaths in the Rochdale canal, the very same canal Shipman helped restore
11/04/17
>11
dubs lads
>>36194730
>watching cuckball
>>36194717
Just Hillman trying to get people to join him like Gail should have.
Even our Norris couldn't stop him, the absolute madman
>>36194837
Punished Hillman
A fallen legend
>>36194649
I've joined a reenactment group and I intend to stay because it gets me out of the house on weekends and the people are willing to put up with a lot.
I've been trying to let other people talk about themselves which seems to be working but I don't quite know how to start conversations. Any advice to that end because I like these guys and don't want to drive them away because I can't be subtle.
Usually theres a guy there whose like me only better connected but I've got to be able to do this on my own.
http://www.strawpoll.me/12727045
time for a britfeel pusher poll!
>>36192214
can tell you aint a brit
>Cat died over a year ago
>Still not over it
>>36194897
Is there a 'no and I dont care' option?
don't know what i would've done if Hillman killed her desu
>>36194914
no because thats answering two questions lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUePblNU860
Listening to Blue Jam again lads.
>>36194927
cracked a few out to her in my time
Nighty night thread, hoep you have sweet dreams and if you're staying up you have plenty of fun and keep safe from the night monsters!
Oh Security anon! Please watch over this thread and keep it safe!
>>36194728
Oh bud! I hope it goes well for you lad and the recovery goes quick :(
Oh did you get RL on steam?
Add me! http://steamcommunity.com/id/Lennord/
I'm going bed now but let's play soon!
>>36194948
But yes and it's lenlad gets in? That's also 2
>>36194927
leave and go to emerdale?
>[list10]
>Wake up
>Buy a new Phone
>Install 4chan.nice.org
>Eat some oats
>Hydrate
>Go to /Britfeel/
>Check catalog
>Count BAVI threads
>Start BAVI thread
>Check some dubs
>Get some dubs
>Get some dubs checked
>Install memearrow.exe
>Execute meme arrow
>Type what head voice said
>Pretend someone else did it
>Check fortune
>Love Doge
>Post in a thread with no replies
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0v9vd4JEeo
>Wew lad
>DubaDubs
>Understand irony
>Read the rules again
>Visit >>>https://youtu.be/awzNHuGqoMc
>Understand
>Think about Dubs
>Check the /s4s/ sticky
>Peel back the layers
>All caps reply to rude poster
>Leave [S4S] sad for being rude to a rude
>Go to secret board
>Buy a pass
>blame someone else
>>36194957
Night night Anon.
I hope you sleep well.
>>36194960
it's still about whether there is a killer, it's not a unrelated question of whether you care or not
>>36194909
Kitty is waiting for you anon, you'll see them again one day.
This was my fave britfeel since /mgsfeel/, was gonna hand out (You)s but there are too many to (You)
Enjoyed the following:
Chippy lad
Potato Smiles and turkey dinos lad
Yorkie Ads
Kojima
McDonalds lad
Aquila mentioned
britfeel dragons den
britfeel confirmed pro-monarchy
kanyeposting
parkinposting
hillman vs shipman
Lots of high tier lads in this thread tonight very few blips,comfy/10.
Why do the normies have so little interest in the arts.
It's impossible to find someone who listens to anything but top 40, metalcore or buttrock.
>tfw no friends, absolutely zero, not even casual acquaintances you call friend because you have no real friends
>>36195134
things they dont understand make them angry
>>36195100
>I haven't made many posts tonight or maybe none at all
>Thread quality goes up for once
I'll be seeing myself out lads
>>36195100
>Aquila mentioned
Just searched the thread and found >>36192489
about 2 years ago I watched them all again, Aqvila was the best TV show of my childhood, once me and my cousin dug a 9 foot hole in our garden, and eventually hit a massive chunk of metal.
We thought it was Aqvila, but it turned out to be a water main.
>>36195100
the millennium serb was mine
>le internet started with 4chin
Odds I watch anime evens I re-watch Master and Commander
>>36195134
If it's not advertised during Coronation Street then normies have no idea it exists.
>>36195100
Last night's /motorwayservicefeel/ was very comfy
>>36195163
Great story too lad, thread just keeps getting better
>>36195198
yeah I agree, I love stuff like that even though I haven't the courage to travel on a motorway myself and visit them I sometimes google service stations and ride down them on google maps. Maybe one year I'll plan service station crawl
women often moan that guys will open up with a boring message on dating sites
literally every single girl that has messaged me first only said hey, or hey with a compliment. they cant complain when women literally do the same thing.
>>36195134
>Why do the normies have so little interest in the arts.
>>36195100
>yorkie ads
>kanye posting
glad i could bring your day up lad
>>36195224
>Maybe one year I'll plan service station crawl
I did a casino crawl once, Started in Milton Keynes with 50 quid, arrived at Northampton with 115 quid, arrived at Leicester with 280 quid, arrived at Nottingham with 220 quid, and left with 170.
>tfw became dependent on xanax a few weeks ago and without realising just how fucked up I was ended up getting a girl interested in me
>tfw involuntarily sober now and am almost too scared to even call her
>tfw reading through chats with her that I don't even remember writing that seem like they were written by a completely different person
the worst feel is realising you're substantially less interesting and/or endearing without drugs
>>36195134
Are you at university?
Go to any related soc, you will find people interested in that autism
>>36195100
>hillman vs shipman
I did love these post >>36194498 and >>36194566 desu
>>36195288
>tfw reading through chats with her that I don't even remember writing that seem like they were written by a completely different person
>the worst feel is realising you're substantially less interesting and/or endearing without drugs
Been there lad. Painful.
>>36195177
Anime always wins
>convert to muslim
>get a mediocre but existing waifu
>no more burning of coal and no more of their shit music
>women are modest and nice
Lads l think we made a mistake
>tfw I can hear my flatmate fucking his friend with benefits, and he also has a girlfriend in another town who doesn't know he cheats
Only so loud I can turn up my headphones lads
>>36195323
wtf I hate roasties and their ilk now
Dear Hillman
Dear Shipman
Please do what you do best and provide a lethal dose to this thread, for the new one awaits
>>36195350
NEW THREAD
>>36195350
NEW THREAD
>>36195350
NEW THREAD
>>36195350
NEW THREAD
>>36195350
NEW THREAD
>Who killing them in the UK?
>Everybody going to say "You, K!"
>Reluctantly, because most of this press don't fuck with me
>Estelle once said to me, "Cool down, down
>Don't act a fool now, now."
>I always act a fool oww, oww
>Ain't nothing new now, now
>He crazy, I know what you thinking
>Ribena, I know what you're drinking
>>36195347
>Only so loud I can turn up my headphones lads
I bought speakers so that I could amplify my headphones, but the headphones are just the same volume now.
>>36195323
its probably the same with christian women though
>>36195177
Not just watching Master and Commander anyway because it's one of the best films ever made
>>36194957
added you lad. i'm the wary 1
night m8E
i want to tell them my feelings but they might not feel the same