Are you going to cooperate?
Yes, there is a sat nav there and an usb stick with music.
>>36187457
looks old. think I can take him.
This is why I literally keep it packed full of gloves.
>>36187457
There's no way in hell im letting him see my collection of used cum napkins
>>36187545
Kek nice
>>36187457
Sure. It's jam packed with my insurance papers, registration, a pair of scissors, other random papers, and a shitload of CDs.
>>36187457
It's where i keep my memes my dude.
So I'll have to ask you am i being detained or can i meme on??
So in this scenario I have a car and I leave my home?
>>36187457
Definitely no illegal dubs, officer.
>>36187457
>say I'm in a hurry.
>Wait for him to insist on opening it.
>Do it
>Let him dig though car's paperwork
>All this time the weed is in the trunk in some tiny space not intended for storage.
>Drive off hassle free
This was me a few weeks ago.
I already got shot by the time i even showed my license to him
Black hands make cops trigger happy.
>>36188150
ye free my nigga trayvonn am i right? xD
BLACK LIVES MATTER NOW GIBSMEDAT
>>36188170
But that negro wasnt driving he was just being yet another wannabe young thug who probably skipped his school classes and sold drugs.
I dont feel sorry for those types.
>>36188226
shuddup uncle tom looking ass nigga
i bet you wear leather shoes
>>36188238
I always laugh when some black people think that every black person has to defend every black Criminal
The nigga is dead and deserved it.the cops need to kill more of them where i live. They cause nothing but crime.
>>36187457
Eat a dick, Barney Fife
It's just my registration, insurance cards, and car owners manual
What kind of shit are you keeping in yours?
Well my glove compartment is locked and so is the trunk in the back and I know my rights so you gon need a warrant for that
>>36188440
"Aren't you sharp as a tack? You some type of lawyer or something? Somebody important or something?"
>>36187457
I don't know.
This isn't my car, officer. I don't even know how I got here BUT I KNOW HOW I'M GETTING OUT
>*stabs his eyes with a finger*
>*punches his face and crawls out of the window*
>*tackes him*
"Wait! Wait, stop!"
TOO LATE NOW MAN YOU PICKED THE WRONG ONE THIS TIME
>*bites his adam apple off*
"Arglgrlgrlgrlgrlgrl kh- khhhhh-"
I DON'T RECOGNIZE YOUR AUTHORITY OVER ME, PIG
>>36188070
Why did you consent to an officer searching your vehicle? You can just say no, also did you buy your car used? I am guessing yes, you never know what someone else has left hidden in your vehicle, play it safe buddo, always say no.
I DO NOT CONSENT
AM I BEING DETAINED
>>36188607
Shit like that doesn't work in my country. It's not you home, they can search it.
>when you forget the big knife in the glovebox and then drive into SJW country
>>36187457
Some random cd's and insurance papers that's it
GET OUT OF HERE PIG I KNOW MY RIGHTS AS A SOVERIGN CITIZEN
>>36187457
Sorry officer, the magnets for finding scrap metal and the bug spray is for spraying bugs
>>36187457
>tfw when you're a freeman on the land, have the paperwork to back it up, and they know they can't touch you.
>"Am I being detained?"
>Coptard realises his laws don't apply to me
>Coptard shits himself at the thought of being pulled to pieces in court on a wrongful arrest charge
>"You're free to go sir, have a good night."
>>36187532
How are you gonna stick a USB in your car???
>tfw when you get pulled over and the bag on your passenger seat contains:
>cat ears and a matching butt-plug tail
>a mains powered vibrator
>handcuffs and a length of rope
>a Frozen coloring book and crayons
I have never in my life been more polite to another human being than I was to the cop who stopped me that night.
>>36187457
Yes, because I'm not a nigger
My Sig p226 officer. I also have to legally inform you I have my ccw and am also carrying a Glock 36 at my 4:30.
>>36189833
How did the hunt go? Bag anything?
Hah. No. I was plenty aware of how it would look if I got searched though. I was the bagee, not the bagger. Kitten girl (male) on my way to meet my internet 'mummy' (female) for the first time. Thank you, Tapestries MUCK.
>>36190512
>Furry, ageplayer, tranny
Jesus it's mental illness bingo. Should have used the rope to hang yourself and dive the world a favor.
>>36189865
> leaving your gun in the car
Jesus you're retarded.
I bet you have retarded NRA/MUHREEN/TRUMP stickers too. Might as well just stick a sign in your window that says "I HAVE VALUABLE ITEMS"
Sunglasses, an ice scraper, and a bunch of papers
REEEEEE AM I BEING DETAINED?!
>>36187457
m-muh freedom
AM I BEING DETAINED???
>>36187457
Of course, I have nothing to hide
>>36188576
Holy hell why am I laughing at this
What glove compartment?
>ND MX5
Gloves, I put gloves in there.
heheh... s-sorry officer, I forgot I had dubs on me today
p-please don't arrest me
>>36189810
Not the same guy but most new cars have a USB port so you can play music off it.
>>36187457
AM I BEING DETAINED
>gets shot
>>36191954
Don't worry, sir. I don't see any reason why you should be checked.
Or just be friends with fireman and know a trooper and just get told to have a nice night.
>>36192605
Not him but lel.
>>36187457
But I don't own a car officer.
>>36189548
Holy crap, I had a steam friend that honestly went full in to this stuff. Batshit insane. Wholeheartedly believed if he said his magic words he was immune to the law.
>>36195646
ever seen those sovereign citizen fails on youtube? they are friggin hilarious