MASSIVE RED PILL

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>"Hey! You're the quiet dude from class? Hop in bro! Let's go to the gym together and then get something to eat!"

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>"Anon had a lot of fun with us this weekend but when I first invited him he actually said he was afraid we'd be mean and make fun of him the whole time because some losers on some loser website told him that."

>>36175914
I agree, 99% of Chad's I've ever had interactions with have been the nicest dudes ever.
I've never met a friendly robot.

Why do you make these threads? Its some homoerotic chad worship big brother type shit going on, disgusting.

>>36176046
Because we are inside doing nothing and our brains are too melted to communicate with

>>36176069
Why are you such a pervert seeing perverted things everywhere?

being bros =/= being homos

>>36175914
I mean, you're right. I'm not a Chad, but I bump elbows with them regularly. Unless you are a total living meme, most popular guys don't give a shit about you either way.

Chads are pretty good guys. Ugly virgin manlets are some of the meanest people I've ever experienced

>>36175978
I'm so gay holy shit

I've noticed that Chad tends to be cool as fuck and likeable

Brads know they have to humiliate others to look alpha in comparison

I don't want to be 'eskimo bros' with a guy that has a higher risk of STD's from having a bunch of partners. Technically women that fuck chads are tainted being a higher disease risk. not worth risking my health.

Chad will literally shit talk you in front of his girl (or any girl) just to further assert his dominance, who the fuck are you fooling?

>>36175914
Chads are generally pretty chill.
Some are even ex-robots/ex-cyborgs.

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>>36176855
>Chad
Brad*

>it's a thinly-veiled homolust thread episode

>>36175964
you do realise it's quite the opposite, right?
they'll usually shun those who are outside their circ-and I didn't only bit the bait, I chomped like a fucking crocodile

>>36176855
You're thinking of Brad Lightning Dick

His attitude is noticeably more crude and hotblooded compared to Chad

Chad only humiliates people dumb enough to challenge him

>>36175964
similar story happened to me in uni actually, but we didn't go to the gym we skipped class and went to drink like idiots
Chads aren't all that bad at uni desu but Stacey's can be quite bitchy

>>36176937
Not helping the case here, but I remember in high school Chad would protect me from bullies because he wanted to fuck me. Awkward as hell.

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>>36176942
>shun those who are outside their circ
Chads =/= Brads

pic related: Brads

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>>36176988
At least he wasn't the bully like Brad.

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>>36175964
This was like my old friend at my wagecuck job

I later learned all the stacies wanted me fired for being "creepy" (I never spoke or did anything weird), Chad helped me keep my job by putting in a good word with the bosses

>>36176991
that's you inventing another category of people entirely just to accomodate your theory
you could call brads the ""good guys"" and leave chads as the ""bad guys""
at least you wouldn't spend your entire thread explaining(or not explaining) the stuff

I see where you're going, but you put the charriot in front of the horses.


and again, I'm biting this like a fucking T-rex

>>36175914
we already had this thread 2 days ago

>>36177154
he's making it a daily thread

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>Good morning bro. So...did you have fun with my girlfriend's female friend I brought over last night? Haha, I knew you guys would get along well.

>>36177154
Anon we've had this thread every day for nearly a decade

Tyrone used to try to teach me how to get girls, follow my dreams, and stop being a little bitch

I failed him so fucking hard and he still said he was proud I did my best

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>But anon, when we say "Just be yourself." we just mean that you have to get out of your comfort zone and stop being so self-conscious about everything. If people don't like your personality, fuck it. Stop being shy and put yourself out there.

>>36177229
>put yourself out there.
>tfw so failed in life that such statement makes no sense

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>Haha these mangas are actually cool, bro. Your room is a bit messy but I like it. If you want I can clean it up a bit while you get ready then we'll go to the party. Don't take too long though, the girls are waiting in the car.

>>36177128
Not really no

There's evil Chads and good Brads too

The bottom line is that Chad is the apex of masculinity while Brad is eternally butthurt about the fact that he'll never be on Chad's level and has to lash out against betas to seem cool, this is done out of both sadism and mating strategy

Like how beautiful popular girls tend to be sweethearts and relatively chaste while cute but "attainable" looking girls are bitchy and slutty

The latter knows she has to put out easier than a beautiful girl must, and by extension harasses and humiliates betas to reaffirm her status

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>Dude don't listen to Chad he's a fucking faggot okay, his advice won't fucking help you. You know what? You're a fucking loser and there's nothing you can do that'll ever help you be something else than a fucking loser, hahahaha.
>That's right Brad, hahaha.

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>Brad really told you that? That's not cool...Don't worry bro, I'll go talk to him.

All you did is change chad to Brad and start talking about this mythical guy who's great in every way. Most are Brads so fuck.

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>>36177276
>that time just approached me and asked "hey, you like nerdy shit right?"
>say yes
>we have a long and entertaining conversation about weeaboo shit and sci-fi

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>Hey! I heard what you said to anon!
>It doesn't matter...
>It does. Hey you! Don't insult anon ever again, I grew up with him.
>But we just met last we-
>Shut up bro I got this.

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>Oh, look! Anon finally came! What's up bro? :D

>>36175964
Gtfo Chad! Gyms are for normies and I'm not a fucking normie!! REEEEEEEEEEEE

IM TELLING MUMMY YOU TOUCHED MY SPECIAL BOY PARTS!!!

every chad i ever see was a good guy actually. we smoke together till his gf comes up and shit

>>36175914
the way i look at it is, if you have the chance to be normal, well adjusted etc, you should leave. This isn't to say we don't like you, but you'd be better off improving without this board as a distraction

tldr: don't come to /r9k/ if you want to fix your realistically fix your life

>>36176988
>tfw no overprotective chad bf to fuck ur boypucci

At Iast I truIy see.

>>36178586
this to be frankly honest

How do I get Chad to fuck me?

>>36176069
This. OP confirmed for cock sucking faggot

These threads are comfy, it makes me feels like someone might actually be interested in hanging out with me.

>>36179080
My bf and I will hang out with you. Where do you live?

>>36179142
>Where do you live?

africa

>>36175914

Chad being nice is a meme.

Chad is only nice to you because he knows you are not a threat to him. It's like Brad Pitt being nice to Eggman because at the end of the day, Brad Pitt wins.

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>>36179180
>It's like Brad Pitt being nice to Eggman

lmao exactly, I dont know why these pathetic Chad white knights delude themselves

>>36179180
No one is a threat to Chad because he already has what he wants. His monogamous partner isn't going to leave him, because he's Chad.

>>36179180

The thing is Chad is usually a legitimately good guy because his entire life is basically just one long cycle of privilege and positivity. He has no real insecurities and loves the idea of helping a robot-type up.

It's those fucking Brads who are the dudebro dickweeds.

This is true, aII of it.

>>36177411
dude on the right is the chaddiest chad to have ever chadded

>>36175914

You're not a savior you faggit, you're a nobody. You just happen to look good.

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>>36179838
>brad
>chad
I'm more concerned with
>thad

>>36179180
real Chads don't care much about us but are still nice
their life is great they have no reason to prey upon losers

>>36180720
>it was a joke, teehee

>>36180720
Isn't he in prison?

>>36180743
He escaped then fled to Argentina where possession of 'za of the cheese variety is legal.

>>36180790
There's no escaping, especially for someone that low functioning. He's in prison until 2018.

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>>36175964
This has LITERALLY never happened
FUCK YOU FUCKING MUTEBOT KYS

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>he thinks chad likes him
>he thinks chad doesn't use him to make himself look better by comparison

>>36180818
Y el pack? Pasa el zelda, papu.

>>36180728

Yeah. Only Brad, the shitty knockoff Chad that he is, will try to prey on losers to raise his esteem.

Chad's esteem gets raised when he sees a loser turn into a winner.

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>>36177309
>The bottom line is that Chad is the apex of masculinity while Brad is eternally butthurt about the fact that he'll never be on Chad's level and has to lash out against betas to seem cool, this is done out of both sadism and mating strategy

Sounds like Reggie from the Archie comics.

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Chad is Iove, Chad is life.

>>36179180
No dude, Chads are always cool headed and dont get intimidated. He's not nice either, its called charisma

Why is Brad so mean, bros? ;_;

>>36175914
Chad studying IT here.
Let me just tell you. i love every single one of you.
love going out with my fellow programmers. Always try to show them how normies things work, kinda shame that i'm the only with sucess on the women front when were out. would've loved seeing my fellow nerds succeed aswell

>>36181873
>Chad
>IT

Chads are ok. It's the fucking Stacies that are the remorse-less snakes of this World.

>>36182019
"IT" covers a lot. Much of it is about coordinating things between various humans.

No you're not fucking okay.

You're mediocre at everything except slaying pussy.

>>36182019
I'll admit that my programming skills arent ideal , especially when it comes to Assembly & C,

wtf I love Chad now

>>36182076
this is so true. most chads i've met have been nicer in general. i think women are just more likely to compete because there's not a lot of nice chads, and therefore pissing on anyone that realises how shitty they are.

>>36182087
Yeah, one of then classes was dedicated solely to work techniques, ala kanban, scrum etc

>>36182201
bout time bruh

>>36181515
this

25h9-g03 wgw

If Brad and Stacy are the cunty evil ones and Chad is a nice guy that really does jus want to chill and hit the gym, who is the female Chad?

>>36181873
> Chad
> Tech industry

>>36179180
Brad Pitt is pretty much a Beta Chad who get cucked constantly buy his wives and gfs.

It's the hardest redpill to swallow but I finally understand

>>36182907
>female Chad
hahahahahahahahahaha

i mean this is all kind of true. there are definitely nice popular, fit, etc. guys out there.

it makes sense, people can't really be categorized with adjectives that universally apply, they're too complex

>>36175914
No chad ever told me to kill myself.

>>36180743
He was hiding child porn something to the effect of stuff/dontclick/goaway/cp and told the police he was just kidding when he wanted to adopt a girl to make her his sex slave.

10/10 stuff

>>36181772
Chad has won the genetic lottery and must never face harm and bullying (except he was fat in his youth like Cavill or Fassbender).
Brad had mostly bad parents, faced harm and bullying and simply grow big and build up, losers remind him of himself so he hates them, Chad sees no reason to hate a Robot and if the Robot is a nice guy, he will actually hang out with him because he don't care how bad his past was, he was never in this situation.
But the thing is: many Robots are not nice, if you live your whole life with frustration and desperation you turn to an asshole, if you are over 6' tall and starting bodybuilding they will become Brad.

>>36178041
sadly this, if you can bots don't stay here

Ever think of getting over your high school mentality anytime soon?

>>36183135
High School never ends, in workplaces there are also Chads, Brads and Robots, in workplaces there are also bullying and stuff.

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>>36183106
No, we should stay and improve this board. It's already happening.

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>>36179838
Pretty much this. But Chads don't actually know they're Chads.

Chads have no idea what is going on and haven't ever even stopped and thought about their life just once. The amount of sentience they have is incredibly alarming, they've never felt depression or second guessed themselves, they are just a set of elite genes walking and fucking on autopilot to eventually reproduce another little Chad.

In my entire life I've never seen one Chad on /r/amiugly, at a psychologist's office, on here, etc... You really know a Chad when you see one, there's no doubting it and it isn't even questionable. They have this happy, perfect, easy-go-lucky aura to them that only a few people keep past child hood.

I see Chads trying to give advice to their subhuman 5'7-5'8 4-5/10 friends all the time. I've even received advice like that. They really have no idea, at all.

>>36175914
That's been my experience, but keep this in mind:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1k7jeQQdqPA

>>36180928
>he thinks everyone is self centered like a woman
Expand your thinking anon

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>>36175914

>"no Chad is...."
>"it's Brad that...."
>"This. Chad wants..."
>"Chad is the...."

Go outside you autistic faggots. Do you have any idea how cringey and out of touch with reality you sound?

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>>36175914
>oh hey anon! Thanks for coming to our big game, so will you be coming to the after party with us? Come on they'll be cheerleaders there haha.

>>36177211
>he was proud I did my best
Things you'll never hear on r9k when you try something to get better

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>>36183691
This. Just stfu you autists

>>36179080
There is 7 billion people on this ball of dust, and yet this place managed to convince you that there is no one who would. Wake up robot. r9k is not your friend.

>>36183691
Fuck off Thad.

>>36182957
You tell him, beta, virgin, captain autismo of r9k

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>>36175964
>>36175978
>>36177276
this thread is making me uncomfortable
original post

>>36183563
>I see Chads trying to give advice to their subhuman 5'7-5'8 4-5/10 friends all the time. I've even received advice like that. They really have no idea, at all.
That doesn't mean their intention are malevolent, and being 5'7 despite what facebook stacies told you is not the end of the world.

>>36181515
wtf i hate jesus now

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The whole life is one big Meme

You will never shine if I don't glow

>>36177229
This is an actual good advice thought

>>36185476
You'd look good if you knew how to not look dumb.

oh, it's you again.
fuck off. people are all hostile parasites, you should know this considering how often you hang out with chad.

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>>36185476
Grow your hair out and get a Chad hair cut (also known as a undercut) pic related

Get some fitted clothes that are hip in todays time and I guarantee you'll be at least a 7/10, hopefully an 8/10

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>>36175914
>>36175964
>>36175978
i-it's not true please stop

Chad, th-thanks for helping me get a gf, but I realized something...

I don't want Stacy anymore.. I want.. you

I feel sick. This is a hard pill to swallow...

>>36187025
Holy shit your post gave me fucking aids you faggot

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>>36183563
This anon has it spot on. People love them because they have virtually no private identity to them and only live life through their five senses. They live their whole lives in the seconds passing in front of them, completely loving life because they lack internal thought. (Not to imply intelligence is a direct correlation for unhappiness but it certainty does make things more complicated)

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This is Chad ESTP

Say something nice about him.

[Spoiler]Brad is the real dickwad bully[Spoiler]

>>36187907
FUCKING BRAD
>brad
>fuck up spoiler pretending to be chad
gtfo

>>36187907
>tfw ESTP

am I become Chad, destroyer of vaginas yet?

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>Wow anon, this is an awesome collection of trap doujins. Let me borrow it sometime!

>>36176046
>I've never met a friendly robot.
yeah that's because we don't trust anybody

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>>36175914
I really do see where you're going with this based anon.

But it isn't going to work in this way. It's actually just a matter of semantics.

Everyone on this board has named a particular archetype "Chad" - you aren't going to change what "Chad" means,

You'd do better to make a new name to represent your nice-bro genre of people, rather than trying to make everyone use "Brad" as the bad guy.

>>36182907
>female Chad
lel

>>36187907
But he's literally Brad...

>"Hey you're the quiet guy in school! Wanna go to the gym? You'll learn to socialize!"
Don't fall for this bait. They actually want to take pictures of you going to the gym and send it to everyone you will try to socialize with. They try to pull you in to ruin your life even more.

>>36175978
Those dudes are absolutely obviously all homosexuals lmao

this is unironically my favorite thread. maybe i'm the only one but /r9k/ cracks me up immensely. also chads are pretty cool guys but i still don't like to hang out with them. while they ARE friendly, i am still taken as "the weird meme guy".

>>36184047
Don't fight it anon, it doesn't hurt. I know it's difficult to accept the revelations, but you've been lied to. Normies and chads aren't the enemies. The people who fuel your hate and loneliness are.

>>36175964
t.b.h i'd go if he invited me like this

Who's Brad? and how is he different than a Chad?

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>>36191739
Chad is Chad. Brad is trying too hard to be Chad, hence the reason he ends up being a douche with the personality of an asshole. To try to prove to others how "dominant" and "superior" (Chad) they are they tend to bully weak high school kids.

>>36191535
i dont know any real chads desu so it doesnt makes a difference to me

>>36191830
But you know normies, they will accept you.

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Where do you even find real Chads? The most alpha guys in my high school were just Brads.

>>36183691

Fuck off Brad. This is the autist board if you haven't noticed.

>>36183691
Pretty much this. OP is a gigantic retard

>>36191924

Normie get out reeee! OP is totally right on his robot analysis

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You guys are all missing the point of what "Chad" and "Brad" mean. Chad isn't necessarily good and Brad isn't necessairly evil, although that is often the way it works out.

But there are good Brads and evil Chads too. It's just less common.

>>36175914
Chas will always be your friend. Most of my friends are chads. Chad just likes people and making friends, you should try it senpai.

>>36189592
>You'd do better to make a new name to represent your nice-bro genre of people, rather than trying to make everyone use "Brad" as the bad guy.
It wouldn't be a red pill anymore.

>tfw you had the chance to become a Chad in your youth but you became a huge nerd instead
Not playing sports and becoming a recluse who only gamed really fucked me up

>>36185673
Chad haircuts are absolutely ABHORRED..Just no singular fashion sense, its mind boggingly inconceivable to rationalize a "Chad" having that haircut. What is he trying to emulate Jimmy Neutron?

>>36192404
It's a shame how so many Chads waste their god tier genes with such retarded fashion.

If I had Chad genes I would take full advantage of it and be /fa/

>>36192404
chads have great genetics and facial features, they probably could have mullet and no one would bat an eye

>>36192467
Desu if I had Chad genes I would wear very bold and crazy fits because I could get away with it and it would be /fa/

With my genes, I can't be creative and /fa/ because I'm ugly and I would look ridiculous.

>>36175914

This is very true. I work in restaurants and have made friends with the chad bartender. He's lonely for bros and it's his disposable income and personality that gets him laid. I know this because chad at one restaurant was hot but chad at the other place was bald, not 6 foot, and had a shitload of health issues.

It's this FUCKING BOARD that's ruining you.

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>>36188320

Made me jejaroo

facts

>>36191863
maybe, but i already gave up on society because im too dysfunctional to lead a conversation in a group
all i want is to find a job and wagecuck myself to death while watching anime on free time and read stuff

>>36175914
This is a based thread and important shift in thinking.

Some of the most pure, thoughtful and genuine dudes I've met have been chads, while some of the most manipulative scheming evil people have been robots. Not everything is black and white of course though, but a lot of these robots are not your friends.

I still remember this chad from high school who I hadn't spoken to much. One day he came up and asked me how my big bro was doing in college. He even remembered which school. I didn't even remember talking to him about any of that, must have been like a year ago Shit I didn't even remember schools that some of my friends ended up at. It caught me off guard. When I started turning my life around and lifting I remember working out with him trying to see who was stronger. Good times

>>36185518
>>36185673

give me more informations

>>36175914
This is 100% true. The only people who ever told me to kill myself and tried to dox me we other robots.

At most, in real life it's failed normies who bullied me and made fun of me. Actual normies and Chads either left me alone or tried to help me out.

During my DUDE WEED LMAO I almost became friends with a 100% legit Chad (he was a model and actor while studying) who worked at the same wage slave factory as me. I sold him a joint like once or twice or we would smoke behind the dumpsters after work, and he would ask me about my "crazy music" and confess to being a total nerd because he plays Counter Strike sometimes.

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all the chads i have ever fucking known are nice

CIDF detected. Chads don't walk up to ronots and give them advice and try to help them. Maybe they'll tell you the same shit normalfags do but nothing else.

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>>36194925
He's half Brad half Chad though and also a manlet.

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>>36175914
>>36175964
I met a chad at first sem uni last year. He was like r9k's idea of one. Blonde, chisel jawed, tall and dressed like an Abercrombie model. We got put together in a group during our first tutorial and we both got talking about how gay this class was. So I offered to buy him a drink at the bar if he'd leave now. I only saw him once after that semester but he wished me a happy birthday this year. The omega - chad alliance is real robots.

>>36175914
It's true, 99% of the problems we have are internal. There are people who have never even been in our mindspace. Never, not once, in their lives. They don't know that this mindspace exists.

Part of the problem is the humiliation of never being able to explain yourself to a normal person, and therefore never being able to get help.

I've seen therapists, and even though they are completely confidential, I would never ever mention 4chan to them. Even though 4chan use is one of my main symptoms.

Psychopathology has changed, and it will take a long time before anyone figures out what has happened to us lost souls. Hence we create our own morality tales, our own universe of support.

bumping this very important thread

>>36182907
thats Emily

>>36197560
myth

y45stzbf d

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>befriend chad as a child
>become a chad through puberty

>>36198453
Most Emily's are sweethearts.

>>36182907
female chad has a black boyfriend

>>36194925
>>36195119
Bieber is a prettyboy, even though he's like 25 years old or something now and has tattoos all over and has a 6 pack, he still has that small-boy insecurity and craving for attention by any means necessary, something that a real Chad doesn't.

It's like he knows that he'll forever be known as the singing & dancing 11 year old boy, so he tries really hard to over-compensate for that.


Someone like Justin Timberlake, on the other hand, even though he was also raised on stage as a pop star doesn't have those same issues because he branched out to acting and he was in charge of his own music when he went solo.

Can a 5'7" guy be a Chad? I want to make it and be a bro to younger robots.

>>36198858
You could be a Chadlet. My friend is about 5'9" and he's a semi Chad. Girls are always hitting on him because he's handsome and charismatic. They ignore me next to him and I'm 6'3".

>>36176046
This, but they will fuck your girl given the chance.

>>36175914
This thread makes me happy for some reason.

>>36199155
How fucking ugly are you if you're that tall and girls prefer a manlet over you

Jesus christ you must look like fucking elephant man

>>36185733
Hey man thanks for that image. Appreciate ya.

>>36179011
That's the real question

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>>36177229
>people finally explain just be yourself
>it's actually pretty good advice

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>>36191535
>Normies and chads aren't the enemies.
You're only half right. Normies are our enemies. Chads are our friends.

Normies bully us and put us down because they are insecure and constantly have to prove their dominance over the weak.

Chads are nice because they are the alpha males and they don't have to prove they are stronger than others because they already know it.

>>36200055
>Chads are nice because they are the alpha males and they don't have to prove they are stronger than others because they already know it.
This is mostly true but there are some evil Chads. They become very arrogant due to their place at the top of the hierarchy and they start being cruel to those below them.

But evil Chads are rare. Most Chads are very nice and the robot's best friend.

>>36177326
Where did these guys come from and where did they all go? They roamed the western hemisphere 2008 - 2011 then they just disappeared.

>>36175964
The anxiety I get from being with people that are better looking than me is to great to actually take on a Chad as a friend. Imagine always comparing yourself to him and being to shy as you're imperfections are greater emphasised as people compare you to the Chad that's right next to you. No way hose

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>>36200232
Where did pic related go?

Should I start using phasebawk so I know what's going on with my family? As someone who would have been a holocaust victim, I've always felt a strong aversion to it.

>>36200374
Pretty those are australians m8. Zyzzwave is still popular down there, I think.

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>>36180931
Jajaja! Comprendo esa referencia, amigo!

>>36201529
El pack, papu! :v

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>>36175914
STOP THIS STOP THIS NOW!

My bitterness is predicated on Chad being my enemy.

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I have the same experience as most of the people ITT.

The few friends I've had have been chads. I have never had a robot friend.

I think it's a self-fulfilling prophecy, though. Chads are born with good looks, are happier because of it, and so are more friendly and sociable.

Robots are born with poor looks which turn them jaded and by extension less sociable.

>>36202939
Very few of the robots I've seen have been ugly.

>>36177183
Goodamn I wish I had a friend whod look out for me

>>36195667
good poast. psychology definitely has a rear view mirror view of things, they haven't caught up to the way the world actually is now

We reached bump limit? Who will repost this? It must be perpetual.

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>tfw no chad friend to look out for you

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>>36204821
>Who will repost this?
OP of the previous and present thread here.
>It must be perpetual.
Yup.

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>>36175914
>chad apologist bullshit
worse than the trap & fembot threads

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>hanging out with chads

i seriously hope you guys don't do this

it will make you look even more subhuman

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>>36205562
>"The fuck brah, what're we doing babysitting this pale ass faggot?"
>'Shhh, Stacy's checking us out, dude, probably thinks we're like, all charitable an shit.'

>>36200232
They are now dads and cucked by Jenny

>>36199178
not all, as somewhat a chad, I had at least several opportunities to fuck taken girls and have only done so once.
And even then, I was fucking her before I found out she had a boyfriend.

Once an ex of my friend was hitting hard on me, rubbing her lower leg and heels against my dick through the jeans as we were sitting at the bar. she dumped him about two weeks prior.
I just walked out instead of fucking her.

at uni we have this dude who has no friends, and I am trying to ease him into our social group. me and my gf are the people who speak with him more than any other at school.