Yet another "last text you received from a girl" thread.

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>Yes. Did you look into the Amazon I want you to at least try to apply

does my mom count

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>>36175722
she's a friend from school
I haven't replied yet

>>36175783
Those are the worst, knowing your mom wants you to at least get marginally ahead in life and every day you don't is one more day of disappointment for her

>>36175783
Didn't you post about this before? Something about your mom wanting you to look into working nights amd weekends?

>>36175949
It's not great, man

>>36176041
Yes

>>36176041
No, I haven't, but I'm not this guy
>>36176109

I'm le funny and witty dood with the grils so my last text was a few minutes ago

>>36176147
le silver tongued entertainer meme spouter clever man master mind string puller reporting

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>>36175722
"I definitely dig that
You're a great character"

>>36176109
>>36176145
Who is the real autist???

>OK see you later

thanks mummykins
Only female on my phone at all

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>>36175854
>littt
Why do they always put the last letter of a word on multiple times.

"yep. good to know."

yesterday
I plan to talk to her tomorrow
she's my qt girlfriend
she has aspergers
I hope she likes me

>>36176299
Normalfag way of typing I guess

>>36176343
I feel like it's only women who do it though

Does it even matter?

It was in October of last year.

>>36176372
I usually only see teen Stacies do it though

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Well, here you go, anons

> "Next time don't send me that disgusting foreskin"

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>>36176467
Tfw no gf who say they love me

Pic related

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Don't care if I'm being used for homework.
She's cute af

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>>36175949
WHY DID YOU FUCK DAD, MOM

>>36176299
Tfw thought she was saying little

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Reposting from last thread

Oreganu

>>36177117
Is this an actual girl, or your mum, anon?

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>>36175722
This girl's moving to Florida soon. Was talking to her about 13 Reasons Why (tried to binge the whole thing but when each ep is an hour shit gets old quick.

Seriously, how can anyone buy Chinkface McGee as the pretty popular girl?

>>36176179
>You're a great character
Is she a writer or something because that might be a compliment.

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Origigiballleler

>>36177691
Why do you even go on here?

>>36177736
Because I relate to you

>this is the last time I will say this and after that no more!
>I love you.

That was the last time I heard that from her.

>>36177814
That's fucked, bucko

>>36177802
You clearly do not, you just think you do.
You're like those fucking faggots that think they can relate to the pain and suffering of the mentally ill because they were real real sad one time! seriously i totally get so manic sometimes lmao I get what it's like being bipolar xDD!

Fuck off from this board, go to /soc/

>>36177842
I post on this board dozens of times a day. I've been here since this board got re-revived.
I'm a phone poster.
What are you going to do good man?

>>36177814
Jesus.

I hope your alright.

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>>36175854
>So I'll likely spend some time traversing the Mediterranean

>>36177691
Fuck you, cunt
Nobody on /r9k/ is allowed to have been told "I love you"

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>a long ass email from my oneitis that I woke up to today
haven't even read it, scared to

>>36175722
My phone doesn't keep text history past 2 years

>"I remember the first moment when I met you. I never thought we'd both be where we are today. That was 6 years ago. I can't even believe it."

>"That's what happens when you have cancer I guess :("

I really fucked that up

>>36177802
Your previous post suggests otherwise, even if she's a hamplanet

>>36177842
>ugh my life is so much harder than yours you dont know my pain!
did you dress in all black in high school?

>>36177842
Lighten up pal, how are you going to escape your shackles and start living life if you don't talk to "normal" people. Btw mostly every single person is pretty fucked up in some way.

"cute rain bf"

>>36177907
Cry.

>>36178163
You don't belong here either.

>>36178217
Neither do you.

>Why do you talk to me if you couldn't care less about me or what I say

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>>36175722
Sister Missionaries have included me into what I assume is a mass text because I don't go to church anymore.

>>36178278
I'm down the rabbit hole pretty far my dude.

And I'll tell you one more thing, something more important. Pol shills are migrating from their cesspool board to our r9k. Apparently pol has been taken over by liberals now. Good. But these racist antisemitic nazis will be here soon. We must prepare to the largest raid of all 4chan history. Clear your schedules, clean your mice, and refill your mountain dew. A wars comin. And we should all stand up for the weak, innocent, differently-abled, and the minorities. Those marginalized groups can't stand for them selves so we have a civic and patrotic duty to stand for them. The al right will attack even peaceful religions like jewism, islam, and hindu. Those grous need us. The need our help and I will stand with them against the nazi wave. Will you? Will you, the depressed and angry basement dweller, join me? The pol raid is coming, believe me, and we need to be ready.

"I'm so sorry we lost touch. I'd like to reconnect and catch up if you want"

That was March 19th.

>>36178504
she wants something from you.

>>36177599
Its a girl

Oreganon

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She's been distant and has cancelled on me quite a bit. I'm really starting to get pissed but everytime we hang out its always a better time than what I'm used to. Its not even like I don't have friends.

>>36175722
>they're probably mad in [I'm] the only one in the house getting laid

>helo i just got home

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>>36175722
Last time Ill try being a Chad

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>>36178060
>it's named Read Me 5.0
>meaning this is the 5th draft (she does cute autismal shit like this)
>I read the first paragraph
that's all I can handle for today

> :)

Just a fucking smiley face. I've had TWO oneitises end it like this

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>>36178691
you're an idiot lol
this only works if you are a 10/10

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It's fun learning languages with qts

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>yeah and idk she was just like kinda too much but now we're good

received 2 and a half hours ago, I think she went to bed (Her facebook says active 2 hours ago and her snapchat score hasn't changed) I'm try not to show this girl my power level but holy fuck its been a month and a half so far and it's hard, ive stopped myself for now.

>>36177660
Do you guys have the same profile pictures?

>>36178960
No that was from Normiebook Messenger, it shows their profile pic on your side when they've seen a message.

About 7 hours ago. Not including someone in my family? 6 years ago

>>36175722
>I knew you wouldn't say anything although deep down I was expecting that you did, everything's cool though

This comes from this fat girl that lives far away but she is(was) into me and we would chat and compliment each other and shit like that but I become distant since she ALWAYS wants to talk and via voice chat, she called everytime I couldn't actually answer
The real reason why I don't reply is because I'm really fucking lazy and I fear I'll ran out of things to talk about and it'll become awkward, she's also a huge normie and I'm an awkward autist so there's that
This is what she said after she called several times and texted me and I didn't reply, she gets angry when that happens so she told me that this wasn't going anywhere, and now I don't think we'll talk for another couple of months or maybe never again but I don't give a fuck

>>36175722
>"I'm not feeling social /:"

*proceeds to put a dick in her mouth*

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>>36178425
/pol/ isn't even alt right. They just support Assad because it makes sense.
Now go talk to your girlfriend and pretend to have problems in your life somewhere else XDD

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That's what I get for trying

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It was a really debasing experience orbiting this girl. She is at least a somewhat talented sociopath. I went no-contact because of her insistence on attempting to torture me if I didn't stay obediently in orbit, almost 6 months ago, and I got this yesterday. Succubi, not even once.

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Like an original hour ago

>>36179284
Jeez you got shut the fuck down

Sorry about that friendo

>>36179218
No, /pol/ supports Assad because they think theyre fucking genuises for supporting the "bad guy," ever notice how they always seem to be on the "wrong" side?

>>36175722
Absolutely bullshit she just didn't want to talk to you lmfao

"I love you"
First time a girl has ever said that, feels good man.

>>36179458
She sent a friend request on facebook soon after this, but I never accepted. It's still sitting there, so she never withdrew the invitation

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>Feb 5
Does it really need explaining

>>36179483
That triggers my OCD something fierce, seeing that little red bubble but not clicking on it and getting it out of there. Same with messages.

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>>36179483
Kek, she's still working that free meal though huh?

Fucking roasties man, not even once

>>36179481
>tfw it's only temp happiness

>>36175722
>>36179475
This op. Drop her before you get invested.

>>36179528
I don't use facebook much, so it doesn't bother me to just leave it there

>>36179542
not even once, and never attempting it again. I've accepted the reality of dying alone, if I could be rejected by this girl (who was VERY unattractive)

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so fucking pissed off. fuck this stupid fucking whore, I'm glad her friend killed herself. Don't wanna be your replacement shoulder to cry on you fucking cunt.

I should slice her throat open

I've had a few phones since then so I don't know

>>36179284
Tell her to kill herself and delete her number. Literally no other option. Do NOT fall into the friends meme.

>>36179599
Do it, roasties do this because they know there are no consequences

>>36179599
>I'm not capable
I fucking hate it when roastie whores do this shit, a female friend I was into told me this exact thing even though she had literally been in a two-year relationship. "I can't commit" or "I'm not good with relationships" is whorespeak for "you're not Chad so I find you repulsive in every way." Fuck women.

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>>36179584
I'll let you in on a secret bro, it's all about numbers with women. I'm not talking about your stats or income or even height and weight, I'm talking about basic statistics.

If you really want pee pee fun friction time or a steady relationship, the only thing you have to do is try multiple times.

Sure you're a sperg like the rest of us here, but guess what, that chubby black chick who works at walmart is into spergy white guys.

Just put your balls out, somebody will latch onto them eventually

>>36175722
>*Girl has sent you a pic on messenger*
>Me:Oh is that Japan?
>Girl:Yup I'm in Japan with my BF
>Close messenger and don't reply

FUCKING WOMEN WHAT IS THEIR PROBLEM

>>36175722
I don't have any on this phone
Was probably around April 2015

>>36179615
This is from August of 2016, replying now doesn't make sense

>>36179660
How many more times must I fail before there is success? What if success never comes? I've seen the stories here, what happens to guys that try and keep failing. What do I really gain in the end, after all of that stress?

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some girl in my third period. mad thicc and has the face of an angel

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From cheating ex gf. I still want to kill that bitch even after all this time.

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>>>no, but thanks for asking
not so original

>>36179739
Again, just think about it statistically. The likelihood of you never succeeding is difficult to gauge assuming you've never scored before because there is no median or mode, but we can still safely assume that 0% success is an extreme outlier

That being said, the more data (attempts) that you put in, the closer your desired outlier (success) becomes to the median.

You also have to remember that infatuation and love are two different things. The idea of a "oneitis" or "the one that got away" are retarded. That's a mere infatuation or fantasy with an ideal that can't be achieved.

Real, lasting love is something that is developed over time, through arguments, boredom, and everyday experiences. Those tingly feelings eventually fade, but love remains constant and while the flame is not nearly as bright, it burns much, much longer.

So the real moral of the story is that love is something you build, not something you find.

Grab some random whore and take the time to get to know her, don't put pressure on her and if she doesn't give enough of a shit to reply to your texts there's an endless supply of vaginas out there, you just gotta keep trying

>>36179850
But why? Why should I go through this?

>>36179869
not that anon
I don't know either. I'm pretty sure you're asking the right question, though.

>>36179869
Why not? It will make you feel alive.

The last time I had a date Saddam Hussein was still alive, but when I started hitting on anything above a 5/10 regardless of weight or race, I started getting results.

Ever see "Get Out" with a black chick with a fat ass? I have

Ever walk by the Puerto Rican girl at work and say "Hola chica" and know that it makes her wet? I have.

It's fucking fun dude, it's a social experiment with no consequences because American women hop from dick to dick like they're made out of candy, but if you can find one that you genuinely give a shit about, you can make her feel the same way by showing that you care

>>36179795
I know I'm replying to myself but I just have to say words can't express how much I hate this bitch for the way she did me

>>36179937
The only thing it has made me feel when trying is depression and worthlessness, and even if I found a girl, she would likely leave and then the pain is worse. The saying "better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all" doesn't speak to me. You know what else doesn't speak to me? The entire female population.

>>36179939
You and your ex you're uh, you're not white are you?

>>36177117
Why do girls say this shit? I've had 2 girls pull that on me. It legitimately mystifies me that a girl can be faithful to a non-chad.

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>>36175722
Checked! Rate AMA idk

>>36179284

at least she replied.

>>36175854

Mesopotamia is Iraq-Syria you retard

In your opinion it's the circle of civilization? Good God you cringy fuck.

Lucky for you though she seems pretty shitty too so you should go well together

>>36178625

You're retarded and your obsequiousness just enables her arrogance and blase attitude.

>>36179795

Drop it man as long as you keep giving her attention and looking emotionally compromised by her she wins.

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>>36179966
See, you have to take into account the fact that most women in America (and many places in the rest of the world) ARE whores.

You're going into relationships without keeping that in mind, thinking, "oh, this girl probably isn't a whore" but you have to keep thoughts like that at the back of your mind if you're going to make a whore stay with you

You have to play games with whores to keep their attention, it's how their brains work

Now if you want to find a woman who ISNT a whore, then from my experience you're going to have to look outside of what might be immediately available to you (e.g. American women)

Bear in mind that this is all from firsthand experience

Asian women:
(unless you're a complete retard and try to get a wannabee citizen, yes you will be able to tell the kind I sincerely hope) will cling to you like a parasite and never EVER let go. I have had multiple Asian gfs and a recurring theme seems to be threats of suicide after every argument because they think you'll leave them. They are fiercely loyal to the very end and can be coerced into doing nearly anything if you stand firm in what you want.

Black women:
You might get herpes so please use some discretion and try not to get one that is 100% ghetto redhot. For the most part won't honestly give a shit about you outwardly, but rarely will go behind your back because they have an innate fear of abandonment (guess why)

Indians:
I strongly recommend against because remember that your in-laws will literally be 1st generation POOs with 0 common sense

But the real secret is to find somebody along religious lines. If you can meet a girl from the same religion as you, just play the piety angle because pious women always look for a pious man. If you're a fedora, you may have a slightly harder time though

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First time girlfriend. Don't tell me to go back, I try to not post here anymore out of respect. except for that time because I feel like bragging

>>36180118
>Drop it man as long as you keep giving her attention and looking emotionally compromised by her she wins
That was 6 months ago, I haven't spoken to her since and never will

>uuugggghhhh
upon telling my gf that I won't see her for five weeks

>>36178691
You posted this like a month ago, I still have it saved somewhere.

Threw my sides into orbit.

>>36180147
>that typing style
>being so casual about nudes

she's a whore and she'll cuck you in a week max, but you'll find out months later when you catch her texting a different Chad

>>36179939
its fine anon , we feel you.

let it all out

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Rate it. I bet you fags could get a similar reaction if you just stopped being such losers.

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Somehow Chad'd my way into this

What the FUVK do I do now

>>36175722
fucking hell, that's rough as shit, OP. You may as well call her out on it, it'll save you a lot of wasted time.

>>36180276
bro just give me her address, I can be your stunt penis while you take credit for saying all that funny stuff

everybody wins!

>>36179985
you fucking her, man?

>>36180276
Get her # and find a way to get to her

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>>36179660
>Pee pee fun friction time

>>36179599
I was in an entire relationship where I was basically a replacement shoulder to cry on. You think I'm being an asshole but I was literally just a guy she projected shit onto 24/7 and didn't even get sex out of. Really frazzled my fucking french fries if you know what I mean.

>>36175722
>Having girls text you
Fuckin normies. But in all seriousness it's been years since a girls texted me. The only girls in my contacts are family members.

>>36179985
>Tfw my mom doesn't love me

>>36180260
Kys normalfag/10

>>36180354
Wtf? I'm not into wincest. I'm a mommas boy.

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Dumb bitch thinks she makes the rules

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ripperoni pepperoni

>>36175722
>last text you received from a girl
fuck off normalfag

>>36179284
I would have said something along the lines of "Thanks for the offer, I was just wondering if you wanted to go for coffee though." in response to that.

>>36181074
Autism, pure autism.

>>36181095
How? Atleast try to deflect it and make her look like the desperate one.

>I don't want a relationship with you, all I wanted to know was if you wanted to go for lunch? And aren't we friends already?

>>36181398
Because it's such an obvious lie.

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>>36179615

Is it bad that I do this with anyone I decide I don't want to be friends with anymore?

>>36181665
The part about telling them to kill themselves is probably a bit much, yes. I mean it's fine if you arent cool with what she's offering but getting angry over it is just a waste of your own time.

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>>36181754

It's pretty rare. Usually I'll pick up a group to text with from one of my college classes, but I'm 25 while they're 18-20, and usually some girl will go full Tumblr over something and I'll feel the need to make a comment towards it.

They start spamming 10 paragraphs a second, because that's how you win an argument, and I'll just get frustrated at their immaturity, tell them to kill themselves and block everyone in the group. (Equally immature I know)

Only happens after the class has ended, but it's happened 3 or 4 times.

>>36181811
>They start spamming 10 paragraphs a second, because that's how you win an argument, and I'll just get frustrated at their immaturity, tell them to kill themselves and block everyone in the group. (Equally immature I know)
At least you have an easy target to work on.

A former friend of a friend was very "tumblr". Matched most of the stereotypes, except she was actually somewhat good looking. Whenever she started doing that shit I just ignored her or gave her 1 word responses. Ended up making her flustered which nudged her into making a better argument against what she believed in than I probably could have.

December 27th. From a prostitute I was seeing

>you and me are not cool

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>>36175722
Buenas Noches

Good night in Spanish with a heart and arrow emoji

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>>36182157
Here it is

Original comment robut

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my cute original girlfriend

>>36182240
It clearly says I hate you

>>36175854
>mesopotamia
>mediterranean

>>36182249
A message or two above I was messing around with her, she was being facetious

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She didn't even like Sufjan. And she's 17 and I'm 24.

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No I am not chad. we use each other as proxy relationships for the causal stuff. Keeps me sane

>>36180276
She's a catfish, anon. I've seen that picture dozens of times, no exaggeration.
Just reverse search it and you'll see.

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Friendzoned my hs crush

Feels good lads

>>36182374
>Haha I'm so lonely XD
women are filth holy shit

>>36175854
We are not rude wtf

>>36175722

> If you come over tonight I'll suck your yummy cock


Yesterday 7PM


Fair to say I did not go, brehs

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>>36175722
Last night
Feels good not being completely alone anymore

>Anon, you need help. You're hurting ME too.

From my ex. God, I'm such a piece of shit.

>>36177802
>>>/soc/
cunts like you are the downfall of r9k, acting like you're "special xddd" because weren't even one of the popular kids, but in reality you're still a fucking normie.

>>36179778
>awe
There's no hope man.

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2 weeks and I still don't know how to respond

Context, I quit and she asked what I was doing now

>>36184232
I know that feel anon, hope all goes well for you

"thanks"

january 2016

>>36175722
>where are you
From sister, yesterday

>>36177117
do you love her?
ORGANIGGA

>tfw no girl ever texted me
>tfw no female contacts in my phone book
>23 and khhv

Can't top this

>>36185046
>left number in post like a fucking idiot

wew lad

>>36180118
>Mesopotamia
I thought it was on the fertile crescent, which extends all the way to Syria, which is on the Mediterranean?

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>>36179284
Seems like a nice and sensible roastie desu.

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My ex-fiancee;

"Did you send the keys? The lease is cancelled on both our names now. Tomorrow people will come to view the apartment"

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Pic related some bitch i've been trying to fuck but she doesn't put out and thinks i'm her therapist or something. I thought she would be easy because of how fucked up she is (abusive mom + dad stabbed her in the stomach) but I guess i'm just not being aggressive enough

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Last text was earlier.

>>36185411
>tfw getting there

>>36185499
Maybe you're just an autistic weirdo/ugly to the point not even an emotionally broken girl wants to fuck you. Post a pic of yourself you pussy

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>>36185579
Here you go you fucking cuck this is like the only one I have of me

>>36185618
you're giving off massive rapist/pedophile vibes

>>36175722
Excluding my mum
>XXth September 2016
>"We just got here x"
Some girl I used to speak to. Invited her to the pub on my birthday and she said she'd be there. She lied, she never turned up. Ended up drinking alone at the bar with a few middle aged men on my 21st birthday

Dated partly blanked out in case someone recognises me

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>>36182313

>mfw saw this post while listening to vito's ordination song

>>36179466
>wrong
>trump
You motherfucking dense retard

>>36179778
you've already fucked up by putting her on a pedestal. you've given her all the power and now she looks down on you.

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The only girl I talk to besides my mother is my sister. We like to build Gunpla together and I'm happy to have her in my life.

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>>36185046
>>36185419
She knows now. oregano ravioli

>>36185499
you fucked up by asking her and making her think about it/question whether she actually wants to go

you should have just said see you tomorrow.

>>36186081
thats gay man, you are the true autist here :^)

>>36175722

ME>>Goodnight xx sleep well x
Her>> night
ME>> xx
Her>>

ME>> Hey, how are you today?

No reply :D

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From a few minutes ago

she is talking about 13 reason why

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>>36178691
>Being told how ugly you are to your face

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>Be me
>Shitskin
>But otherwise genetically blessed
>frustrated khv until 21
>start receiving much love from the opposite sex ever since i stopped caring
>Still feel extremely lonely and depressed mainly due to hate of the society that surrounds me and having low class/status
>no means to escape

I know I must leave this place, robots, but it's one of the few places I find solace.

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Just posted a message with the girls phone number pls kill me
Second to last message I didn't know what to say after thanks for diagnosis

>I'd love to! but I've had a long day and going to sleep soon
2 weeks ago

>>36176299
What's wrong with exaggerating a word you fucking faggottt

>>36177842
>le nobody understands my deep pain xDDD
Why the fuck does nobody call these teenagers out?

something like this:
''do you like my big cock?
''yes''
''bigger than your BF?''
''mhmm''
''ever had one this big?''
''no''
''do you want to suck it?''
''Idk''
''sure you do''
no responce
Hmmm

>>36178691
Sent this to my girlfriend to laugh at.

>>36177117
SCAD? she working in Chicago?

>i would but im leaving right after my exam!

about 4 months ago.

>>36181074
she didnt shit faggot lmfao

>not bad for a last minute job, hahaha
>14th Nov '16

We did a uni project together, it went well. This was also the last time I spoke to a girl at all.

This is not something that bothers me.

>>36175854
We are rude? WTF you stupid cunt, stay in your damn country then

>/r9k/
>just normie things

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Things are going better than expected
>today

I'm too lazy to screenshot it but, I make a suicidal joke because I forget normans take these things seriously
>Anon not funny
>I lov you in a platonic way and pls don't do that
why'd she have to say platonic, I know she doesn't love me, she didn't have to be specific about it
>tfw shes my oneitis and I have never wanted to genuinely kill myself more than right now

>>36186864
I'm not even a chad. haven't had sex since last summer.
Last girl who wanted to fuck me was my friends girlfriend who I had to turn down

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>>36186954
>I lov you in a platonic way
Cold.

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>>36182374
congrats on getting this power anon
you deserve it,enjoy it while you have it

>>36186954
Women have no respect for men they aren't attracted to, that's her way of saying she doesn't respect you.

>>36179423
wtf is this, sandniggers alert

>>36185618
You're ugly and give out a weird vibe. Just stop.

>>36186523
I'm on here because I'm taking a break from watching it with my girlfriend. It's fucking heavy bro. Most people here wouldn't like it because they're edgy losers tho

>>36180276
Catfish, that's Jordyn Jones in the pic. And unless ur under 18 that's not the real one.

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>>36175722
ORIGINALUS MAXIMUS
ORIGINAL

>>36187011
>>36187042
Like I was just joking about suicide, but jesus man now I'm genuinely considering it.

>>36187222
Anon not funny
I love you in a sexual way and pls don't do that

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Maybe a fellow robot will recognize this
Oreganolli

>>36180276
Kek. You have a seat with Chris Hansen. Also nice bait.

>>36186498
Dumb orbiter.

>>36186674
>shitskin
>genetically blessed

That's impossible anon.

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>>36185447
>maybe I'm hungery
>hungary*

Fucking A

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>>36175722

>Go to bed babe


It was my gf who wanted to sext at 2 am and I said I was too tired

>you are not my type sorry i think we cant chat anymore *sad emoji*

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Rate?
April 11th 2017

>>36187584
>tfw no low self esteem gf

>>36187584
God you're a cringy niceguy.

>>36185618
Dem female glasses though.

>>36187343

Sometimes I think this hurts worse than them saying they just don't like you that way

>>36176506
Lol


Aboriginal committee

>>36180216
>doesnt send him nudes
"all women are fucking whores only for chad fuck them i hate them"
>sends him nudes
"lol fucking whore"

>>36185618
>>36185499
There's some serious uncanny valley shat going on here.

>>36180147
You fucking cuck, post the damn picture
Trust me, once she cheats on you, you'll be so happy that you never truly respected her

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>>36187409
Im aware of that, anon
Is you illiterate?

>>36186012
I can't stand it when girls don't know the difference between mobile suits and robots. I've had to break up with a few of them over it

Something like:
>i'm tired of crying because of you, everyday
Its just an ugly fat bitch, I like going to her house every now and then just to bang her, she says she loves me but I already make it clear that I don't want nothing serious.
If it wasn't because of her huge udders I wouldn't bother with the drama

>>36186476
She'll call you soon :^)

"Sounds fun" 13 august 2012
Please kill me

>>36179869

You either want to get laid or you don't. For we men getting laid takes actual effort. Don't look at the outlier (Chad) and wish you were them, recognize your position in the graph and work from there.

Use tinder and other shitty apps to practice with girls. That's all I can say really. Good luck

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Had no idea how to reply but whatever, at least she's nice. I'd like to FWB her but I doubt it happens.

>>36187608
I am a niceguy but she likes it, tried the usual Alpha Chad style with her but she genuinely just wanted a nice guy so that's a lot easier for me than playing Chad

>>36188261
No its because she sensed you were too weak to pull off the alpha chad
She tested you and you broke
Now you will be her cuck at best

>>36187443
I'm from hungary so she enjoys triggering me with this shit

>>36188317
I dont think so fampai
she always apologizes for shit, will do anything I ask. Maybe she's just waiting for the opportune moment to cuck me like you say but so far so good

>>36175722

"Are you coming back over tonight?"

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meanwhile i don't even know how to keep a conversation with females

>>36187584
>good boy points
How do subhumans like you get laid?

>>36180398
>frazzled my fucking French fries
Thank you for the giggle

>"I wanted to call with you :("

>>36188457
im KV so not too many probably...
she said she would fug next time we hang out tho

>>36186674
Why do shitskins force themselves on us?

Fuck off

>>36185046
You absolute idiot.

>>36185618
you look chill

>>36185046
Oh my lord, that's got to be embarrassing, potentially social embarrassing
If you had a chance, she's going to be bone dry now and think you're a fucking creep

>>36188859
Potentially socially devastating*

>>36186012
let's see sum'a dat gunpla, anon

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>>36175854
b-but we are not rude
ask her why does she thinks we're rude

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>>36175722
Do you think this woman wouldn't feel social when this guy was texting her?

>>36178060
>>36178706
either post it here or fuck off

>>36188388
That's the problem with you, not caring that she will cuck you. You must kill her next time you see each other.

>>36189151
Of course not, he looks too gay to not feel social

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Just took a road trip lads

It was 4 years ago. I've gotten a different phone since then

i pretty much only get texts when one of my coworkers needs their shift covered

>>36179284
This is better than what most girls do. Foreplaying and flirting for months just to reveal they have a BF, or they simply start ignoring you and avoiding you without leaving some sort of last explanation/reason. Be glad she was clear and direct with her intentions.

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>this thread
what the fuck? Is everyone a chad here? This is surreal

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I'm actually good friends with a girl

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I've done it again. I guess robot can never be normie

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No you're a textless post

i want to fucking kill all of you normie faggots

>>36190344
Have you seriously not been noticing the normalfag invasion this place has been suffering for the past few years?

Moron

>>36190421
I FUCKING HATE YOU

GET THE FUCK OUT

>>36190524
i want them all to die unironically desu

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>>36175722
I don't know what the fuck we're gonna do for dinner lads

>>36190506
I'm not a normie though. I am a fuck up with multiple psychological disorders. I have very few friends. My social skills are pathetic. But I kept trying and I got good enough to keep a gf after a lot of failures. I also recently got a job and left neetdom. Did I also forget to mention that I have a physical disability? It's mind over matter every god damned day of my life. While you're wallowing in self pity I am facing my personal demons day after day and getting my dick sucked as a reward. I bet you'd even be a failure at killing normies. You'd get nervous, shake, and take out a bunch of losers playing Magic The Gathering instead.

Yeah no cheating

>me: did you went to class?
>me: i took a free day
>her: yeah, we didn't do anything
>her: I hope you enjoyed it :)

8 months ago

>>36190714

Didn't like her, it was just my last female contact (and before that probably other 8 months without female texts)

>>36190667
fuck you piece of shit you dont know shit about me

i am 30, in a wheelchair, no friends, mom is dead

you have a loving gf, yes you are a fucking normie

get the fuck out here and take every other of these fucks too

>>36190794
That wheelchair fuck from wizardchan got laid. Hell my aunt was a nurse and married one of her patients that was wheelchair bound. You are playing life on a higher difficulty setting than I am but it doesn't mean it's impossible. Sometimes I feel like I've been fucking cursed to have all this shit dumped on my plate from a young age. But guess what, I keep going. I used to scare girls off now I know what it's like to have a rich one offer to come to my country to be with me but have to turn her down because I already have a fiancee. You suck at this game.

>>36179284

at least she gave you the decency to know where you stand with her and didn't string you on like a little pathetic orbiter.

just move on.

Just end it all please. I can't even get platonic love.

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>>36190903
Forgot to add image like a retard. I've never felt so rejected and belittled. :'(

>>36190894
>you suck at this game

well fuck this game. its stupid. this year is the last one anyways.

>>36190935
Beta in rejection out

>>36190978
If I were you and sure I just wanted to end it I would be fucking hookers unprotected and doing hard drugs. If you're in so much pain you might as well treat yourself to some of life's greatest pleasures before you leave.

>>36175722
You pussy, she was fucking challenging you and you gave up.

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There's a more recent one but I deleted it cause I wish I didn't meet her

>>36175783
I work at amazon in california, where are you applying

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>>36187806
This just in: women are whores. Shocking, I know.

>>36186954
Women cannot love "platonically." That's literally exclusively a male thing.
CUT THE SLUT LOOSE MANG

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>>36187053
Its called love, virgin

>>36187343
"Who said anything about dating? lol" Its that simple anon friend.

>>36175854
That hurts, we're not rude at all, she's just thinking of Italian Chads.

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>>36190410
>le eric andre so randum XDDD
Leave now

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Needless to say, she has not texted me later

Been 3 weeks now

>>36175722
wth happened to this board
if you're receiving texts from a female you are a fucking normie
now get out you dumb 16-year-old faggot

>>36188888
wasted repeating digits
fuckin a you newfags

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>>36175854

>Also brb!

Do sisters count? Otherwise I couldnt post anything itt

>>36193380
Your post would make a great ad for don't text whilst driving.

>>36193877
Don't get so upset wizard. There are tiers in robothood. Just cause you're on a lower rung doesn't mean you can deny a man trying to get out his robothood

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I know it's bullshit
The search for an asian QT GF continues...

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Didn't text a girl outside my familly for over 4 years now.

>>36178425
>he thinks /pol/ is some super racist board
they truly are a board of peace if anything they're on the same level as /r9k/ if you gave this place ID tags it'd be the same thing just without the political rantings. You guys even shitpost the same.

>>36190935
>but i love u
>I like ya too champ :p
Thanks for playing, better luck never

>>36190935
There are so many things wrong with this you need to stop talking like a little boy girls don't want little boys they want a man because they're dumb little girls who need men to take care of them you're clearly a little boy and until your testicles drop you should stop posting on here all together

>>36181074
I would done something along the lines of not being a beta faggot, not willingly friendzoning myself, and getting the fuck out of there to greener pastures.

>>36181811
Don't do that, man. Just ignore it, that makes you look more alpha. They think you're pathetic if you do that - it shows you're getting worked up.

today
> we can talk about lighting over the next couple of beers

I used to think I only really admire her because she's cool (I only do that with 2 girls and I know hundreds of people - I think all of the other girls are basically worthless) but I caught myself thinking about her nearly every single day over the last weeks

obviously there's no way in hell there's ever gonna happen anything for a multitude of reasons

>>36178691
That is truly hilarious. Jesus man.

>>36190894
Hotwheels also ran an imageboard. He was capable of much more than being a vegetable.

>>36175722
I've never got a text from a girl

>>36194374
"Family issue" = "Chad cumming in every orifice in my body" in case you didn't know

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heyajababa original

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>":/"
From about 2 hours ago

>>36176304

>qt girlfriend
>hope she likes me

Choose one. It's for your own good anon. Don't get your hopes too high or you'll break your crank off.

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>>36182249
I don't know if the script is really messy, my vision sucks or what; but, depending on what I decide the base condition is, I can read that as either "I love you" or "I hate you."
I say this even after >>36182300 because I think it's kind of neat.

Haven't had a text of a chick for years.
Literally years... saying that, I never use my phone as an actual phone.
Speak to my female friends on Facebook though.

>>36180398
>Really frazzled my fucking french fries if you know what I mean.
Gonna use this in the future

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>>36185618
Who took that picture of you and why is it the only picture you have of yourself?
I don't mean to downplay your outing at Sbaro but it's an odd piece of documentation to have about your life, in solo.
For my own curiosity, you're a pic related, yeah?

>>36176304
I hope I find a railway rifle and am able to VATs you and your gfs dumb fucking head

>>36177802
I hope that one day I can make you feel like you just made me feel when I read your shit

>>36175722
I don't have that phone anymore; that's how long it's been.

I think it was like in 2009.

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>>36186081
This is hilarious, but uncool to your fellow (ree?) robot, and unlikely to even achieve the desired effect.
I doubt she'll actually go to the site, if were a normie and got a text from a random number I didn't know, containing a link and signed by "the hacker known as 4chan," I would get a stupid confused normie look on my face, not look into it online because I have a job and normie things to distract me, not mention it to anyone because I don't make autistic non-sequitors to acquaintaces in this hypothetical, and definitely not click on the link because it's almost certainly a virus or someone stealing my identity or a goatse rickroll or some shit.
/autism pic unrelated

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Been almost a week since that last message she sent.

>>36186665
This is ultimately why I'll never do well with women.
I don't want them to call me out on how unattractive my facial area seems to be.
I hope to one day not feel like I'm a disgusting sack of ugly, and also not intensely hate people that are attractive

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>>36190421
>mfw I had this
>mfw its gone now because my gf really was a whore
FUCK

>>36186674
Dude if I ever meet you in person and somehow I recognize you I'm going to try my hardest to provoke a fistfight.

That is unfair, so I will tell you that my right wrist's ulnar nerve is very susceptible to pain, and is my greatest weak point

>>36196384
Would have worked better if he mmsed her the screenshot and explained using less memes that wouldn't make sense to outsiders

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>>36187865
ANMH, sorry... I don't make the rules.
As for your text; reee, get out Jamal you probably just need some memepills and you'll feel all better.

>>36190935
>not that kind of love pls
ouch. Delete her number and never contact her again

>>36187011
When I started to see how generally inconsiderate of men's feelings really are my misogyny really git kicked up

>>36194635
I was honestly just looking for an outlet and support because I was crying and feeling like shit but apparently I can't even get that.

>>36175783
>amazon
it's probably not enough money to be worth it. go back to school or embrace neetdom.

>Actually receiving replies

Fuck off Chad

>>36196468
When that happens you replace her. I am that guy you're replying to. I've been through that shit before and if it happened again I would be devastated for a little while. But I kinda miss the fun of finding someone new and dating. It's not like there's a scarcity of pussy in this world or something. No need to get bent too far out of shape when you lose one, get a newer tighter one and move on.

>>36196488
You get it.
Normies are the kind of people, had they been born earlier, that would have called all computers IBMs, all video game systems Nintendos and listened intently to "what might kill you next, at 11"
The "autistic neckbeard" reference will be jarring and confusing to them, the hacker thing is scary to them, if they know about 4chan it's in a negative context and links from weird numbers are just sketchy to begin with.
Gotta think these things through, or really just don't do them; as I alluded to in my OP, this troll is low value and a dick move.

>>36187948
Dude I... I fuckinc would man. It's just... whatever you want, anon, you should get whatever you want

>>36196561
try omegle if anything

>>36196537
That's a massive mistake anon. Girls aren't gonna be your personal psychiatrists. Unless your problem is going to be solved by having your penis spit shined you should try to find another way to work through it. On the other hand if you have a gf you might have to listen to her problems and pretend like you care. You just can't bitch and moan about your own problems to her too much. When you do that she sees you less like a big strong man that's going to take care of her and more like one of her bitchy friends. That's how you cultivate a strictly platonic relationship and become her emotional tampon.

>>36196665
I can't keep up the act for more than a week, once they see the way i behave or they see through my ruse they are all disgusted.

>>36196754
That's why you need to stop acting. Be firm and direct. If you want to date her at the very least hint at it. At best just fucking ask. If you don't get the answer you're looking for move onto the next. The more time you spend building up this image of this girl and what it's going to be like when you're with her the harder it's going to hurt when you find out she's not interested. Just get the shit out of the way. You might find you're more successful when you're taking this approach instead of trying to beta orbit your way into her heart.

>>36178706
Post it right fucking now, anon

>>36179795
You need to be successful and have a lot of money. Be a good person and do great deeds. Be polite to her but give her no attention. Be single for five years. Get fit. Run for mayor of the town. Win. She sees you one day. Asks how you are doing. You suggest lunch to catch up. Set a time. Never show up

>tfw your best friend is female and helps you overcome anxiety so you can get laid

>>36196849
The magic of love will be ruined if I do that though. If I find love I dont want to have all these redpill notions in my mind that will end up harming my relationship in the long run.

>>36179966
>You know what else doesn't speak to me? The entire female population.

kek
how are you single with those bantz

>>36178706
Well? Are you gonna take all day? Just censor out any personal shit you tard. Hurry up.