Tee hee, what are you drinking tonight, you silly boys?

>>36173408
Holy shit. What the fuck happened to you?

>>36173408
lmao does this app also enhance boobs?

>>36173408
Dude, Samson, the sex change wasn't a good idea. You look like a fat broad.

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>>36173435
>What the fuck happened to you?
What HASN'T happened to me ;3?

>>36173500
>ywn titfuck samson

>>36173435
Looks like she didn't get enough vitamin a before birth.

>>36173408
Would slay dat pucci.

>>36173408
so you are still drinkin sugary alcohols.

shit taste regardles of gender.

Look at the size of that heifer. You'd walk away from some shit.

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What was the app that does this again?
so original

>>36173646
I had to open gimp to add a tit and de-man the hand, but faceapp

>>36173408
Gin and tonic.

The drink that thots won't touch.

This is a pretty hot meme

>>36173408
Looks like a smug lesbian businesswoman. 10/10 would rape

>>36173500
>>36173408

Now that I think about it, he really would look like a stacy if he were genderbent.

>>36173678
>I had to open gimp to add a tit and de-man the hand, but faceapp
How did you do that in gimp? Can you make a tutorial?

>>36173802
tit's relatively easy, just open a new layer, fill a tit-shaped selection with a copy-paste pattern of the shirt fabric, shade it, and I lazily slapped on the pinstripes roughly where they would lay over a round surface.
Hand are trickier, I basically had to recreate the background and bottle as if there was no hand, then over that I tapered in and shortened the fingers, shortened the palm, tapered the arm at the wrist and thinned down the arm.

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>>36173408
drinking beer
ive been bitching here since fucking july about not finding a job
today I finally got an offer
im relieved but not happy because now I have to fucking work
life is such a meme

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>tfw Samson is a cuter girl than you

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>>36173408
Jesus tiddy fucking christ on flatbread what the fuck?

you look like somone stuck a barbie head onto a ken dolls body.

>>36173919
Be prepared, going wagie after being hikke for a while is going to be a really nasty shock- not just in terms of labor/lost free time but just exposure to others and sudden resurgence of fears of incompetence/etc.

>>36173979
yeah im pretty nervous
I have a masters in my field and I honestly feel like I don't know shit
should be a great time

>>36173408
Just water. Trying to go a month without drinking to aid in weight loss.

>>36173500
Consider this your notice that I would like to eat your arse until my jaw locks up. Just putting that out there.

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>>36174068
>Consider this your notice that I would like to eat your arse until my jaw locks up. Just putting that out there.
Anon, Jesus.

>>36173408
Post tits or ass or get the fuck out roastie

>>36173500
holy fuck, how did hormone pills give you another chromosome?

>>36173408
Aww did you take 2 shots and get rosy cheeks? Fucking girls, find me a girl who can down 4 ipas in a row without blinking. You cant

>>36174492
1. That's a dude.
2. Why would you want an alcoholic roastie?

>>36173408
Timestamp + tits or gtfo. original comment fuck off

>>36173954
sup panda bear

>>36173500
Fitting drink name.

>>36173408
Some cheap vodka

>>36174829
oh shit kek'd originally.

When you turned into a female man

>>36174702
>>36174492


I really hate gullible underage kids on 4chan. I bet these are the same dumb kids that have to reply to "your mom will die in her sleep tonight if you dont reply" posts.

>>36175003
Apparently they're also blind as a fucking bat kek.

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>>36173408

Tee Hee Hi Anon.

How accurate is this app? It is raising my self esteem too much and making me uncomfortable.

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>>36173500

>ywn fuck fem-samson while the two of you are high and drunk
>ywn lovingly spoon her while she whispers sweet nothings in a drunk, bastardized British accent

why live

>>36173500

>Mount Gay

Pottery desu

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>>36173408
Stop posting female Samsons I literally want to fuck him now and I don't know how to reconcile these feelings with my regard for him as a bro of the highest caliber

also vodka

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>>36175622
I'm making one based on this- she's gonna be pulling a titty out.
Nothing on this earth can stop me from making these horrible shoops.

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>>36175721
#freethenipples

>>36175721
Waiting eagerly

Orgy

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>>36175865
There we go, another real masterpiece.

>>36175832
I might do this next.
Would a female 54m50n be assed to shave her armpits, or what?

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>>36176350
He lives in a very liberal part of California. samfemson must not shave her armpits.

this is all real weird

>>36175832
I need you to do this one now

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Hey you kind of look like me OP, but a bit thicker. God speed you beautiful guy

>>36173500
LOOK AT THOSE HAAANDS

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>>36176628
I've crossed a line at this point, and I know that.

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Same shit as always. Not gonna act like its a good beer but for 1.39 a can and 10% abv its not bad 2 of them gets me drunk so its good plus after drinking them for a long time the taste is no where near as bad. Then again i'm used to cheap beers.

>>36177077
what the fuck anon
are you transitioning are you actually a female?
because holy shit

>>36177077
dude, create a service where you'll shoop people into looking naked. you aren't too bad at all and seem very speedy.

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>>36177077
>he left the armpit hair
BONER, STOP IT NOW
AAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>36177169
I'm surprised by the amount of people fooled by them.
I have a lot of stupid little talents that hold no common thread, I wish I could just have one useful monetarily rewarding skill instead.

>>36177077
Thank you Samson that's the shit. Much appreciated.

>>36177110
>not buying the much more efficient 1.75L bottles of vodka for $18

step up sempai

>>36177577
I'm cheap as fuck anon, plus I like chugging beer more than drinking liquor, and when I buy liquor its mostly whiskey. Although I do by 4$ pints of vodka every now and then.

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>>36177077

I w-wanna kiss samson

>>36173408
why the fuck do you look like a chick this time... how many shots down?

>>36177077
haha this is a decent shop

made me question sexuality

>>36177659
>tfw ywn find 54m4r4 passed out on a couch
>shake her to see if she's out, only to get faint moans as a reply
>try to prop her up, hand grazing a breast
>let it linger, seeing as she's too out of it to seem to mind
>start traveling with that hand along her plush amply-built pale body
>finding a thigh and creeping inwards
>finger falling into wetness, checking the face sweetly smiling in unconsciousness, and then plunging into that wetness
>tfw ywn rape female 54m50n until she pisses on your balls

>>36173500
Obviously fake. Put bottle on your head to prove you're a roastie.

>>36177790
Why even live
Fuck

>>36177266
this is a talent that you could monetize. somebody gives you a picture and maybe their imaginings (breast size, nipple size/color, etc) and you just go to town. it seems like you enjoy it AND there are people who would spend a pretty penny on it

>>36173408
Bless you OP i haven't laughed at anything on this shitty website in a long time.

>>36173408
>>36173500

I like how everytime he does on those threads, 95% of the picture is a picture of himself and only 5% is what he was says he was taking a picture of. Just like a real woman on the internet!

I could have been a fucking goddess

REEEEEEEEEE

this thread has me in tears
thanks robots