Why are you not in the military right now? You can escape being

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>>36166874
Because military life is shit.

>>36166874

I thought about joining the Navy when I was younger. I even took the ASVAB. Once I got my score, the recruiter was excitedly telling me about I'd get to go to college for free and become an engineer on a nuclear submarine. He made it sound like being a nuke is such a grand and marvelous adventure.

Two minutes of research proved otherwise.

Then I considered whether I wanted to be locked into a contract where I'd be forced to fight the government's wars and take orders from 20-something year olds who probably have half an associate's degree finished.

>>36166874
Because I'm in the Navy and it just makes me hide in the barracks

>>36166874
Because I'd rather not sign my life away for some stupid bullshit. I don't need a big government daddy threatening me with a boot on my neck to get me to do shit.

I can find brotherhood and fulfillment on my own, thanks.

>>36166874
I dont want to have to cut my hair

>>36167302
fucking pussyboi

Would if I hadn't heard that they don't like blacks. Also I'm a weak manlet with a speech impediment, I don't want to risk being an outcast without the ability to leave.

Because I'm diagnosed with aspergers and as such am medically disqualified

>>36166874
With shitty eyesight and athsma I think I'll pass

>>36166944
What do you mean two minutes of research proved otherwise? Free college is a thing you know. Free healthcare for life. The military can be a great deal for many people.

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>>36167697
He's talking about being a nuke on a submarine. It's a complete shit job where hopes and dreams go to die.

>feel more human from war
you stupid retard, have fun watching someone get blown up and get dehumanized

>Autist who doesn't like hard noises and getting yelled at

Nah.

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>>36166874
I leave for basic Saturday.
Hopefully I don't get bullycided by army chads.

Yes goyim join the military and die for (((the government)))

>tfw going to MEPS tomorrow
Wish me luck, arcanine

>>36166874
The military is for cucks. Like hell I'm going to take a bullet for this shithole of a country.

I was I did 2 tours. I saw zero combat. I was a sectary for a general. Who I'm pretty sure was gay.

>>36166944
My brother originally went in to be a nuclear engineer as well(he scored 97 on the ASVAB). He made it six months through nuke school, quite, and decided to just become a machinist mate. Life as a nuke would be Hell.

>>36166874
I already am in the military.

To any robots reading this :
DO. NOT. JOIN.
This jokes makes me want to kill myself daily with how boring and unsatisfactory it is. Only 1.5 years left on my contract though.

>>36166874
went to the loony bin so I doubt they'd take me

>>36168293
What branch and job?

Why the fuck would I go fight for someone else? All you are doing is making the government more money/resources, then propaganda makes normies laud you as a hero for killing people
Literally the only difference between us and medieval Europe is that we have better propaganda to convince you what you're doing is right

>>36168187
hopefully you like your butthole inspected

>>36168420
More worried about them seeing the dark spot on my dick from jerking off and mocking my skinnyfat physique.

>>36168472
I actually have scare tissue from jacking off until it bled. I still got an ok, so I think you will be fine.
peeing in front of people was tough.

>>36166874
>all my highschool friends + brother + dad joined the military but you went to uni instead

I would've went to military if I wasn't interested in going to uni desu

>>36168510
Do they stare at your dick while you pee?

>>36166874
I did my part now I wish I died while I was in it

>>36166874
Because I have so many genetic defects it's not even funny.

Getting my degree first, I dont want to have to do both at the same time

>>36166874
Has anyone here joined the reserve forces? How are they?

>>36168553
Not directly. In the general area though.

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Saigon... shit. I'm still only in Saigon... Every time I think I'm gonna wake up back in the jungle.
When I was home after my first tour, it was worse.

I'd wake up and there'd be nothing. I hardly said a word to my wife, until I said "yes" to a divorce. When I was here, I wanted to be there; when I was there, all I could think of was getting back into the jungle. I'm here a week now... waiting for a mission... getting softer. Every minute I stay in this room, I get weaker, and every minute Charlie squats in the bush, he gets stronger. Each time I looked around the walls moved in a little tighter.

I'm already in. It's an eh kind of life

>>36169332
What branch/job?
Why did you join?

>>36166874
Because I can barely get out of bed right now and I don't like niggas yelling at me that I don't even know and I don't want to Shine shoes and clean guns and shit and have to run in the sun and notget a good nights rest

>>36166874
I joined the military, horrible choice.
You will deal with bullshit on an hourly basis, every moment of your life will be bullshit.
Although it did give me a purpose in my life.

Can some one explain to me what a basic day is like ive been thinking about the airforce but not knowing much about how it will be intimidates me

>>36168081
I leave for basic in 15 days
Air Force tho
I'll be doing a desk job while you guys fight wars lol